D that was funny....i found it very amusing....but wait ladies we're all mature adults here and we can hold our own right....so we all know what they say right Payback is a *****....D u didn't think you would get off that easily right....u know the third scenario u posted...well here's a refresher...we ladies can actually use that against you fellaz...so say thank you to Darman fellaz Third Scenario If u call a friend of yours and girl picks up, say Yo Yusuf whats up man ? she will say.. this is not Yusuf.. then go like,, Ooh sorry “Saaxib” I thought you are Yusuf… are you his brother ?? looool My Scenario a girl calls her friend and a guy picks up..she says...Hey what's up Zainab..and he says.. this is not Zainab..than the girl says..oh sorry i thought you were Zainab are you her younger sister..lol I'm sure u fellaz would not find that funny at all. Scenario # 2 a fine brotha walks past this girl on the street..she walks up to him and says in the most kind and gentle voice..."sweetie u left your zepper undone...wait is that all u got in there...shoot" lool just wait and see his eyes pop right out :eek: Can u feel me now..lol

What is at the beginning of eternity, the end of time, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place? CAN U HANDLE THAT....LOL.....MUCH LUCK GUESSING

aight deeqa i'm glad it made ur day but feel free to read my other posts they are called the Harlem spelling bee and the somali firemen....aight latazz

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?" She says, "No, I'm really a blonde." "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

yo sis...gotta give u two thumbs up for that...i was good until the last one...yo the last one just got me....honestly i actually scrolled back up to check if you were telling the truth or just pulling my leg...aight i gotta beyounce....latazzz

LOOOOL AIGHT SO I LIED. THIS AINT ABOUT A SOMALI FIREMAN BUT A JAMAICAN, BUT WHO KNOW'S SOME DAY SOMEWHERE THIS MIGHT HAPPEN LOL. AIGHT HERE IT GOES. A Jamaican FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know sup'm, we have a wonderful system down at the fire station: BELL 1 ring and we put on we jackets, BELL 2 ring and we slide down the pole, BELL 3 ring and we jump up on the fire truck ready to go. "From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you strip naked. When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump ina bed. And when I say BELL 3, we going to mek love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled "BELL 1," The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2," the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3," they began making love. After a few minutes the "wife" yelled "BELL 4" "What the rass is BELL 4?" asked the husband? "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MAN" SHE replied,"YUH NOWHERE NEAR DE FIRE!

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's Ebonics homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence. 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tell everybody. 2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good. 3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb. 4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose. 5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my ***** rectum both. 6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. 7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis. 8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel". 9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine. 10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall. 11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break. 12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?" 13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify." 14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.