^ Welcome back saaxib. Shariif Xassan may be the least comical of the three stooges. I personally have not read anything he uttered that is remotely similar to the gold and silver medal winners, A/Y and Geedi, respectively. Of course, Suudi destroyed the competition for the axmaq of the year award.

^ It is true he could visit anywhere at any time. In fact, he should begin his speech upon arrival with: "Ich bin ein Puntlander". LOL.

Originally posted by Scarlet: I wanna be married now. Anyone want a temporary union so I can judge for myself what's so good about it? Atheer, temporary unions are outside the legal limits in Islam. If you're this curious (or desperate), I can fedex you a minyar application overnight. If you qualify, you can join me and the others down here. Speak not of temporary unions. They're an abomination.

^ Faaraxiisaba ha hayste, meeshani threesome way dhaadftay. All these xaax-starved young'uns can make any irrational move at any moment. Bishaaro is fabulous but not so fabulous to lose a limb over.

Originally posted by General Duke: LA capital of SOOL, Puntland Somalia.. LA, state capital of Sool which is part of Puntland which is part of Somalia. So if I had concentric circles, the outermost would be Somalia then Puntland then Sool then a dot for LA. Am I right, good General? So each circle, except for the outermost one, is fully within the circle larger than it?

^ It's not that "he doesn't know" he's getting married, it is that he doesn't know he was her "first and only love". A little ambiguous, I know. So, JUSTICE, the real question are: what did "he" know and when did he know it? And if he didn't know he was your first and only love, what number did he think he was? numero cinque? vingt-sept?

This "civil" war of ours will last as long as no one side is significantly more powerful than all the others. This is a classic stalemate or military deadlock, if you will. No one clan can subdue all the others and no one "alliance" has enough power to take on everyone outside of that alliance. Given all that we have seen so far, it is fair to project that another two or three decades of this stalemate is hardly out of the question. In other words, by 2030, those who are in this never-ending-war will have been killed by it or have left and those who live abroad will be resigned to their fate of dying and being buried in the diaspora.

^ Forget about shame, I wanna talk about "heating the testicles". LOL.

^ Ouuccc. In the battle for Bishaaro, good Zafir, you're an unarmed civilian. Now get out of my way and let me sing to my lady: I got a woman way over town that's good to me oh yeah Say I got a woman way over town good to me oh yeah She give me money when Im in need Yeah she's a kind of friend indeed I got a woman way over town that's good to me oh yeah She saves her lovin early in the morning just for me oh yeah She saves her lovin early in the morning just for me oh yeah She saves her lovin just for me oh she love me so tenderly I got a woman way over town that's good to me oh yeah She's there to love me both day and night Never grumbles or fusses always treats me right Never runnin in the streets and leavin me alone She knows a womans place is right there now in her home I got a woman way over town that's good to me oh yeah Say I got a woman way over town that's good to me oh yeah Oh she's my baby now don't you understand Yeah and I'm her lover man I got a woman way over town that's good to me oh yeah A Don't ya know she's alright A Don't ya know she's alright she's alright she's alright Whoa yeah oh yeah oh Lyrics courtesy of the one and only, Ray Charles.

Depends on the brand of the rubber. If it contains pig products, then no. Otherwise, it's all good. Knock yourself out.

^ SO IS YOU IS OR IS YOU AIN'T MY BABY?

Originally posted by Bishitta: ^ To roughly translate it in Af waqooyi: Lay dh a na siiya. Leer = Laydh, but how do you say 'siiya'? Dee dhiib? You got it all wrong. It's laydha (xaydha?) na siiya oo gawaadhida iska ilaaliya. I love our language.

Saudi religious police face curbs The government in Saudi Arabia says it is taking steps to curtail the powers of its strict religious police. In a decree carried by state media, the interior minister said public prosecutors would now handle the cases of those arrested for moral offences. The force has wide-ranging powers to enforce the moral codes associated with the kingdom's version of Sunni Islam. Some Saudis accuse the force of interfering in private lives and persecuting the Shia Muslim minority. Members of the force patrol public places, seeking out infractions such as alcohol use or unrelated men and women mixing. Known as the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice, it also commonly holds suspects incommunicado for investigation. 'Overzealous' But a number of cases of overzealous enforcement of moral codes have drawn attention to the force in recent years. In 2002, the religious police were accused of preventing unrelated men from rescuing 14 schoolgirls trapped in a burning building. They subsequently died. Minority Shia Muslims in the kingdom also complain that they are detained until they sign documents renouncing their faith, which the Sunni Wahhabi school of Islam deems heretical. Interior Minister Prince Nayef is said to be a strong supporter of the force who has resisted calls for it to be dismantled. But his decree, carried by state media late on Wednesday, said the religious police would now have to hand suspects over to prosecutors straight after apprehension. "The role of the commission... ends with the arrest of the suspect or suspects," it said. "After they are handed over to [regular] police, they [the suspects] will be referred to prosecutors," said the decree, which was sent to provincial governors across the kingdom. Source

^ People have different dreams saaxib. One man's dream is another mans's nightmare. But I do see why Toronto wouldn't be a place to spend my remaining days. To each his own, I suppose. Even Frankfurt. LOL.

^ It may be a good career move for a clown. Germany kulaha. LOL. Modesty, I was teasing you. Toronto is a great place to live. I have lived there in the past and I don't mind doing that again.

Originally posted by S.O.S: Here, if we were non-Muslims, we would be immoral and unethical beings. Can you understand that immorality is subject to being non-Muslim (or ones ability to deny, disbelief or refuse to act according to Islamic laws)? My dear brother in Islam, you may be otherwise moral and ethical but in this topic, right here and now, you're way out of line and your aggression is as naked as your logic. It happens to the best of us, I can't fault you for the fervor, but you've been politely asked to let it go in subtle and not so subtle ways but now you're just being asinine. Kindly take your moral and ethical behind elsewhere coz you're barking in the wrong park, let alone up the wrong tree.

^ So, how ya doin? Is your day going well so far? Wanna play mommy and daddy with me? LOL. Did that break your ice?

Cara, I didn't mean to baffle you and I see your hands are full here so I'll bow out.

^ If only I were that lucky in school. I was at the receiving end of most punches. But on here I like to spice things up, you know. Bring out the best (or worst) in solers. There's nothing like raw nerves and flared tempers on an electronic forum over some important, but mostly trivial, issues. It's fascinating. As you were. Originally posted by Cara: Blessed are peacekeepers. :eek:

^ I insist this topic remain as is. It's just now getting exciting.

^ Yeah it has been a while since I shukaansi anyone. I was never good at it anyway. I just used my good looks and my natural charm.

^ I"m in toocsi mood today. I hope Rayana is not offended. What's with this shukaansi business. The only thing I've ever had to ask is : IS YOU IS, OR IS YOU AIN'T MY BABY?

^ Toronto? Why atheer? Is it so bad where you are? I'd love to spend the remainder of my days anywhere along the western coast of South America. Any city on the Pacific in Ecuador, Peru or Chile would be fantastic.

^ SOL is nothing but a conspiracy against Islam and Muslims awoowe, why would they publicly declare a motive?

Originally posted by General Duke: The other three disaffected ministers are the minister of religion, Omar Finish, the minister of the disarmament of militias, Botan Ise Alin, and the minister of trade, Muse Sudi Yalahow. So the "minister of religion" is fighting the men of religion (the courts) and the "minister of the disarment of militias" runs a militia of his own? And we wonder why the TFG can't succeed? Here's a reason why: we have the bloody wolves guarding the sheep, that's why. Uff iyo akhas.