Originally posted by Naxar Nugaaleed: Somalis are not enlightened enough yet to have a national president that is a woman. Or even a man, actually.

^ Did you go undergo a lobotomy atheer?

^ Obviously, you haven't seen Brokeback Mountain. Giddyup horsie.

Originally posted by Nubia: Walaal first change your name from Uglygeek for none of Allah’s creation should be deemed Ugly unless they are of evil character! Actually, some of Allah's creation is quite hideous to look at, including some humans. The wisdom behind that, I suspect, is to test our reaction to and treatment of such not-so-pretty individuals. Many of us fail that test daily. Istaqfurulah.

^ Xiin is pretending there, you're right. His goes something like this: The relentless pursuit of Minyaro.

Originally posted by uglyGeek: So I was hoping if someone has any advice for me? Consult a board certified physician. Next.

Originally posted by Bloomberg: But, let me ask you guys, what is the singular most important issue that brings as together except the shared faith and nationality. The relentless pursuit of sex.

Originally posted by Caamir: The Contact Group, which includes the U.N,EU, AU, AL, and U.S recognizes the TFG as the legitimate Interim government of Somalia. in‧ter‧im  /ˈɪntərəm/ –noun 1. an intervening time; interval; meantime: in the interim. 2. a temporary or provisional arrangement; stopgap; makeshift. Clearly neither the TFG nor its supporters understand what temporary means. Furthermore, the visible lack of leadership from Baidoa has made an already irrelevant entity (the TFG) even more peripheral. Our government needs our support Who's we? All I see here are cheerleaders for "uncle" Yeey.

^ Nigga was patient. LOL. Originally posted by Preedy: hey guys thnx for ur advice it was helpful noe i why he has ben treatin me lyke diz coz i askd him wasup n he confronted me dat we hve ben to together for a long tyme nw and he said dat he ws sik of pretending to b in love n al dat bt al he wantd for the past five yrs ws to get under ma pants. guys are so pigs sumtymes . Ahhh WEll life goes on :rolleyes: What did I tell ya. If you give vague details all you get is vague advice. Next time, tell it like it is and someone like me will hit the nail on the head. Even with the little information you gave, I still hit it on the head. So now what? He admitted he was tired of waiting? No hope of marriage? That's too bad. Well you really can't expect guys to stick around if you're not giving them a reason to. Still, I'm on your side and it's his loss he's gone. Let him go elsewhere and wait another 5 years for a nookie. LOL. Good luck to you. Originally posted by Endeavour: And don't majority of Somali man appreciate adipose tissue? Xaax.

I dunno about y'all but this sure makes the xijaab seem like one useless deterrent. These drive-by butt-grabbers seemed more menancing than dangerous though. I'm surprised none of the women took a swing at these skinny fools. All they needed is to knockout one of them out and the rest would run away. The question is...Why Saudi? This twisted warped sexual harassment is exclusively Saudi, not UAE, not Kuwaiti, not Egyptian, but Saudi(natives and residents, although predominantly native-born Saudis). Surely it's not only Saudi. Though this wasn't rape, unfortunately, it is a universal crime, often of opportunity. Some years back, a violent scene of groping was caught on tape in a NYC parade. Around the same time, another one was reported in the Phillipines. It's not a cultural thing as sex is hardly prohibited or scarce in NYC or Manilla. Scenes like these happen in concerts, school playgrounds, even at work. Mob mentality coupled with raging hormones and you've got this kinda thing. Inexcusable but quite common, unfortunately. I'd say carry a small knife and stab a ba$tard or two in the eye. That'll teach them to grab a stranger's a$$.

^ You're too polite atheer. Preedy, everyone here wants to know exactly what occured prior to the last few weeks before he went AWOL on you. Have you lost weight? Was he into fat chicks? Did you introduce him to a slutty friend of yours? Most guys never stick around that long if there's no sex to be had. Did you give it up? Did you start sporting a goatee? Did he finally find out which clan you belong to? Is it the same clan that killed all his uncles on his mother's side? You see dear, we have very little information on which we can base any meaningful response. Please try again. Good luck.

Originally posted by J B: I'm really disappointed that no Somali Christian is intrested in this thread. "Efforts at Christian mission have met with little success. The Somali are a very proud group and associate Christianity with people whom they regard as inferior. There are only a few hundred Somali Christians worldwide. Somali Christians are despised." Source

Originally posted by Rahima: I have yet to come across a Somali woman wait to have children until she was 38 because she was busy with her career That's because you'd never come across any woman admitting to being 38 years old.

Dee/Pee

Originally posted by Khalaf: Thats dumb thing to say sxb...we follow Islam just cause of our parents. It may be "dumb" but it's also likely true. You just need to think about it a little.

Originally posted by Tyjwania: Atheer , you're starting to smell like an ole' goat. Though I occasionally smell like an ole goat, this time, it's actually this "discussion" that you're smelling atheer. LOL. Xoogsade confessed, LOL@Castro, well saxib, The same reason I would pick up a somali woman waiting for the bus or metro and take her to the far corners of the town Kidnapping is a felony atheer. Don't be admitting that stuff online. Bwahahahaha.

^ You're being too kind. Let it rip. I would still follow the prophet Muhammad(saw) even if he was chinese Would you really? I doubt it, atheer. It's tough to get around the fact that almost all of us are Muslim because our parents were Muslim. And if Islam came out of the Far East (e.g. China), we'd probably not hear of it in time to be saved from christianity (as is the case in Ethiopia). And we would then be quite happy with a blond, blue-eyed prophet (or for some, God).

Originally posted by Xoogsade: hire the lady if I have only one slot open and I am faced with two applicants male and a female. In doing that, the last thing I would have in mind is to eventually sleep with that woman . Liar, liar, pants on fire. It would be the only thing on your mind. Bwahahahahaha.

Originally posted by Valenteenah: ^ I'm hoping the boss was female. Details, atheer. Details.

Originally posted by rudy: get into business or do something 4 god sake instead of complaining 24/4...... yacks! I know some women that complain 24/7. Clocking in at 24/4, Cambaro is quite the catch.

Originally posted by Tyjwania: ^ I'm working my butt off now so I don't have to for the next 20 years. Screwing with the boss won't certainly get me where I want to be in life That's what I said 20 years ago. I should've just screwed the bloody boss then (and there). If only I knew then what I know now.

Originally posted by RendezVous: The chinese, oh I fogot, The Jamaicans For all the love and respect you've shown to other races and cultures, wouldn't it be fitting you were caught on a deserted Island with a flaming gay man (half Chinese and the other half, your favorite ( ), Jamaican)?

Originally posted by bilan: castro you know what i mean, (bieng whitest of white) plus i did not know blond men are considred dump Did you think dumb was the domain of blonde women only? What an utterly racist thing to say!

Originally posted by WILDCAT:I went home wondering whether it is completely normal behaviour to ask a girl to place some ort of plastic or horse-hair montousity on her head... It's neither plastic nor horse hair, atheer. It's mostly Orangutan pubic hair (for the nice colors) with some armpit hair from a Bengali construction worker thrown in for good texture. Fairly harmless stuff.

^ Well said. Though the blonde, blue-eyed is a little stretch. I mean being blonde is synonymous with being dumb, ain't it? And I'm not being a racist or anything. Bwahahahaha*. * Copyright of Sheherezade