^ No it wasn't Bush's hehe. I think I got it from the Chappelle show. Can't remember who said it though.

^ Ever heard two of them talking: Dk1: Hehe. Soomaliyaa Ha Noolato. Dk2: Yeah. Ha noolato. DK1: Buntland ha noolato. Dk2: Nacam. Ha noolato. Dk1: Itoobiya ha noolato. Dk2: Aamiin. Ha noolato. Dk1: Ameerika ha noolato. Dk2: Haaheey. Ha noolato. Dk1: Buntland ha noolato. Dk2: I think you said that already. Dk1: I did? hehe. Ha noolato still. Dk2: Hey can Somalia and Buntland noolaadaan at the same time? What happened to Somaliweyn? Dk1: Hehe. Yeah. You got a point there. Who cares though. Atheero is in Villa Somalia. Dk2: Yeah. That was the shidh man. I had tears in my eyes when I read the news. Dk1: Hehe. Yeah. Me too. I knelt down and prayed to rakca's of gratitude to Allah. Dk2: Alxamdulilah. Dk1: Now all we need is the stubidh African naygers to send us some troops to protect atheero. Dk2: You're right. Xabasha can't stay long and Atheero won't survive without protection. Dk1: Yeah. Hehe. He doesn't have another 40 years in him to return to Villa Somalia. Dk2: No he doesn't. This is our last and best chance. Dk1: Hehe. Yeah. It is. Dk2: Hehe. Let's go back to SomaliaOnline and flood the politics section with rubbish articles from AllBuntland.com Dk1: Hehe. Yeah. Let's go. Don't forget BuntlandPost either. They have a boat load of rubbish articles there too. Dk2: Hehe. Yeah. Let's go. Times-a-wastin'.

Originally posted by Abu Paragon: Marnaba lagama sugeyenin xiligaan dagaal noocaan ah in uu ka dhaco magaalada Muqdisho madaama Qabaailada degan Muqdishio ay u balan qaadeen in ay la shaqeynayaan Dowlada So these fights should have come a little later than now? May be sooner? Gotta love these Somali journalists.

Originally posted by raadamiir: ^^^IF you are a dowladiid you don't have a place in Somalia. So anyone who's against the occupation and the puppet regime it installed has no place in Somalia? LOL. Then who does? The likes of you? Uff.

^ So far, all the resistance is doing is annoying the occupiers. They haven't killed many of their troops yet. I suspect this was done to coincide with the AU delegations visiting town today. To give them a peak of what they should expect when they send those "peace-keeping" troops.

Explosions, gunfight stir Mogadishu night MOGADISHU, Somalia Jan 14 (Garowe Online) - Residents in the Somali capital Mogadishu were stunned with loud explosions and subsequent gunfire that lasted for “several minutes” near Ifka Halane, a former stronghold for the Islamic Courts forces. The incident happened around 11p.m. local time Sunday when nearby residents reported the heavy exhange of gunfire that was heard throughout the Mogadishu night. The fighting groups are not yet known, but Mogadishu has been the scene of intense nighttime battles between unknown rebel fighters one side, and allied Somali and Ethiopian soldiers on the other. Witnesses said the explosions were caused by RPGs. Government and Ethiopian troops had taken control of the area and were securing it after the rebel fighters escaped into the night. There have not been any confirmed reports of casualities but keep with Garowe Online for all the latest on this developing story. Garowe Online News

Sun. January 14, 2007 03:45 pm. (SomaliNet) At least one soldier of the transitional government has been killed and civilian person was injured in ambush attack in Somalia capital, Mogadishu later on Sunday – amid series of explosions and attacks against the presence of the Ethiopian forces in the country. Witnesses told Somalinet that an unknown group of militiamen attacked a police station located in Huriwa district in north of Mogadishu where they killed a policeman and took the guns of three other policemen. A girl has also been wounded in the attack, which happened around 10:05 pm local time. The assailants escaped unharmed. Shortly after minutes, elsewhere in the city, unidentified men have launched an ambush attack to convoys of Somalia and Ethiopian forces in northwest of the capital Mogadishu. The allied forces responded with gunfire and repelled the attackers. The convoys were passing near Coca-Cola Company on the main industry road. “We could hear heavy explosions and gun shots and we got terrified,” said Farhio Ibrahim, local resident in Yaqshid district near where the accident happened. “The rivals exchanged heavy machineguns and artillery fires,” There is no immediate casualty on the latest attacks. SomaliNet

Troops in Somalia go house-to-house in search of weapons MOGADISHU, Somalia (AP) _ Somali troops and allied Ethiopian soldiers expanded their house-to-house search for weapons Sunday as this country's fledgling government struggles to assert authority over a nation that has known little but clan warfare and chaos for 15 years. Government spokesman Abdirahman Dinari said the search was taking place in several neighborhoods but he refused to comment on the number of weapons seized, saying it was a military secret. On Saturday, troops were searching homes near Mogadishu's main airport. ``The government's plan of disarmament is a way to stabilize the country,'' Dinari told The Associated Press. The plan to rid Mogadishu of weapons is fraught in this capital, which is awash in guns after more than a decade of anarchy. Last month, the government _ with the critical help of Ethiopia's military _ drove out an Islamic militia that had controlled much of southern Somalia since the summer. Hassan Mohamoud said troops entered his house early Sunday and took his Kalashnikov assault rifle. ``I bought the gun about 10 years ago in order to safeguard myself and my family. I never used the gun for violent purposes such as fighting and robbery,'' he said. ``But now I am worrying if the government will take the responsibility of our safety.'' On Saturday, Somalia's acting parliament voted to allow the U.N.-backed government to impose martial law for up to three months, deputy parliament speaker Osman Ilmi Boqore said during a legislative session broadcast live on a state-owned radio station. A few hours later, Ethiopian jets reportedly bombed at least one village in the south, killing three people, a traditional elder said. Abdi Rashid Sheikh Ahmed told The Associated Press by phone from Af Madow that residents of the village of Bankajiiro came to his town with the bodies of three relatives they said died in the air strike. Lawmaker Abdulrashid Hidig, speaking from the port town of Kismayo, and Dinari, the government spokesman, said they had heard reports of air strikes but did not have any details. Ethiopian forces do not speak to journalists in Mogadishu. Boqore said 154 legislators voted in favor of letting the government impose martial law. He said two lawmakers voted against the motion. The remainder of Somalia's 275 lawmakers were not present at the session in Baidoa, a western town that had been the two-year-old government's stronghold until the Islamic militia was routed in an offensive that began Dec. 24. Dinari told the AP he did not know when President Abdullahi Yusuf would sign a decree to impose martial law. Information Minister Ali Ahmed Jama has said the measure was needed because of widespread insecurity in the country, which has been without an effective government since clan warlords toppled a dictator in 1991 and then turned on each other. Opposing lawmakers said too many Somalis are armed to impose strict order right now. As Ethiopian-backed government forces captured the last stronghold of the Islamic movement at the southern tip of Somalia last week, the president secured a promise from warlords to enlist their fighters in the government army. Yusuf needs to establish enough calm to allow international peacekeepers to deploy in Somalia to protect his government until it can establish an effective police force and army. CBS

Either Somaliweyn is Buntland post or Maxamed Xuseen Jantiile is the same person as Maxamuud Axmed Xasan Xuurshe. Email them to find out what they think of this.

Originally posted by Nomadic_Princess: No Castro he wasnt hitting on me. I won't say too much about him lest it is another SOLer, for all I know it could have been you. If he wasn't hitting on you then it wasn't me, for sure. I only go into that wretched place to hit on unsuspecting Aussies. I'm off to bed before I giggle myself to death.

^ You forgot Hargeisa, Boosaaso, Boorama, Berbera, Burco, Laas Caanood, and everywhere in between.

^ Does it bother you Zenawi might like Riyaale more then Yeey? LOL. And here I was thinking I was dealing with an honest man. Failed crop, indeed.

^ He was looking for an Eritrean girl.

^ It's called Isbaaro, atheer. $40. Cash. No discounts. Originally posted by Garaad Caanood: Here is Riyaale screaming Zenawi name Saaxib, I don't know what you're trying to do but if it's insinuating I prefer Riyaale to Yeey or any of the other buffoons, you're mistaken. Riyaale is part and parcel of what's wrong with this nation that you accurately described Ethiopia has been meddling with for 16 years, if not more. I have no doubt in my mind that Riyaale takes it up the wazoo like all the others do. I'm just curious which one of them does Zenawi like best. Uff.

^ Yeey's liver? That's hilarious. Was he trying to hit on you? What could a liver (and Yeey's at that) offer anyone? I find humor helps a lot. We'd go crazy without it. I specially like when I'm very tired (from a long trip or something) and everything looks and sounds funny. The never-ending giggle I call it.

^ Either that or she's a he. Whatever Mantra is, it doesn't like anything male. Not even the cutest male dolphins. Originally posted by -Serenity-: Thats because there is nothing desirable about them. They are a bunch of time-wasting creeps. :mad: Time wasting? Surely men can do more damage than just waste your time. What kinda "time-wasting creeps" have you been hanging out with.

^ Only if you can scream Zenawi's name while hopping on one leg on top of the moving tank.

Originally posted by Sheikh Fiqqikhayre: Do you agree Yes or No! Only a clear answer please and no waffle ! Waffle.

^ You're witty atheer. There are a couple of other SOLers on here like that. I believe Sheherazade is one and Tyjwania (this-honeymoon-will-never-end :rolleyes: ) Bishaaro is another. And maybe others too whose clans I don't like very much. And I'm glad you liked the Wikipedia reference. It was meant to annoy you. My humor is they dry hit-you-like-a-brick-in-the-face type.

Originally posted by Al Burcaawi: I want to go to Xamar IA (never been). When will it be safe to do so ya Duke? When you renounce your secessionist tendencies and join the TFG.

Originally posted by xiinfaniin: Castro:-- Liqaye and sophist come to mind..there could be many more who support it in the hope for a better future! Surely there are those who support it for purely clannish reasons! Those, i am sure you would agree, are not hard to spot! Thank you atheer. It was really a rhetorical question. I personally know two who do and they annoy me nearly to death but I still wouldn't trade them for the world. What I'm trying to get at is, if we have some people who transcend this rubbish clan fervor, that must mean there's hope, no? For example, a Buntlander who's against the TFG. Would that be a self-hating Buntlander? How about a Somalilander who's against secession? And so on... Surely we have in our midst some who're not hardwired for clan. In other words, clan software couldn't run on their operating systems.

Originally posted by Nomadic_Princess: My sense of humour? Please explain. Sense of humor: Humour (also spelled humor) is the ability or quality of people, objects, or situations to evoke feelings of amusement in other people. Wikipedia I think Egypt had nothing to do with it. Since I was under the age of 2. What did then?

^ Could there be some who support the TFG for non-clan reasons?

Originally posted by Nomadic_Princess: Born in KSA- Egypt -Australia. So that's where you get your sense of humor. It must be something in the water.

^ It's not how they look that usually gives them away. It's how they smell. Try it. Get really close one day to someone carrying a sign that says "somalia has no place for terrorists" and take a good whiff. See if you can decipher what clan he or she belongs to.