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  1. Castro

    jobs students

    Originally posted by Kool_Kat: I had an interview this morning...Got a call from one of their reps just before six to tell me that they'd like offer me the position! In this economy? Talk about the luck of the Irish. Congrats young lady. There's hope then you'd buy me that lunch. What was the name of that restaurant in Square One?
  2. ^^^^^ Fortunately, the doctor said they're only seasonal allergies. Soon, I should have no use for anyone under 40. NGONGE, you horny troll. You should come out and visit South Texas so I can teach you how to act your age.
  3. Originally posted by Paragon: Castro, you just want in aan anigu jidka sii banneeyo, right? I know you've been updating your minyaro list, but kuwani xitaa shaahu ma karin karaan. Wax macdan lagu qasaariyo ma aha. You couldn't pay me to do this. And the minyaro list has been canceled ever since I developed severe allergies to anyone under 30.
  4. ^^^^ You know you want to, old man. Originally posted by Sir-Qalbi-Adeyg: The Sunday Star-Times' Being a Bloke survey last year found that 29% of the 5000 men surveyed felt they had been pressured into having sex or had had sex unwillingly. Unwillingly? How does that work?
  5. "... home is not where you live; it’s where your friends are." Rubbish. Home is where you normally park your behind at night.
  6. ^^^^ So what's your handicap? Originally posted by Nephissa: If a girl has a disability that's not noticable in plain view, do you think she should disclose it to her potential suitor right away, Or do you think she should cover it up? What is plain view? You mean if she was not dressed it would be obvious? You can only hide a missing boob for so long but could probably get away with a one boob being somewhat different than other. Still, ignorance is bliss. I say if you can get away with it then why not. If it's going to be too obvious then use lighting and sudden moves to trick the eyes. "Able" people don't know how to handle disabilities in others. They oscillate between pity, disgust or just blank stares. Of course, if the disability is in the form of an incurable and/or contagious disease, then you have to come clean. Good luck Nephy.
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    jobs students

    Originally posted by TopGirl: sorry. im not good with computers You found your way to SOL so you must have, at least, heard of computers. So what are you good at? Anything? You claimed you were in university. Was that a tongue-in-cheek statement? Sheh, there's no internet access in the penitentiary dear.
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    jobs students

    Originally posted by TopGirl: Sayid*Somal i dont want to click on that link. i dont know what it is. it might be porn. Porn? You should be so lucky. It's a SOL link, dear. You can hover your mouse pointer over any link to see what it is before you click. Brush up on your computer skills, atheer.
  9. ^^^^ I didn't notice. Just from the writing style I took a guess. I'm slowing down in my old age.
  10. ^^^^ That is not Sheh. It's a failed attempt at impersonating her. Originally posted by sheherazade.: I don't understand castro comments, but I don't thimk I want to know. The real Sheh always gets my comments.
  11. Originally posted by Amna: Day and night all i think about is marriage, i have taken every avenue trying to find a husband to no avail. Besides the duca I made for you, I have a practical suggestion. Take a trip back home. Print out several copies of the fiance sponsorship application of the country of your citizenship. Once you arrive in your tuulo, make the announcement that you have in your hands an all expenses paid trip to [some western country]. The few conditions you must insist on are: a person who has no mental disease in their family; has not been married before; and has not fathered any children [you don't need baby mama drama]. Just watch how long the line gets. Best wishes and post the pictures here.
  12. Originally posted by Nephissa: Raggeedii walle. She slept with SEVEN men..uhhhh..uh..!!! Time for the 75,000 mile tune up?
  13. This book has a totally different meaning than when I read it the first time, 19 years ago. It is more relevant today than ever: "War is Peace; Freedom is Slavery; Ignorance is Strength."
  14. Castro

    Ismaqabato

    Originally posted by Kool_Kat: Marka hore 'atheer' wax ladhoho ma'aqaan... Says who? Adeer, according to heesta waa: 1. Habartaa ninkii qabo, oo asagana ku dhalin? Maxaas kuu yahay = Adeer "Habartaa?" Every time I hear that word my mind rings with other obscenities that usually follow. I hate that word. 2. Adoogaa walaalkiis, habartaa dumaashigeed? Maxaas kuu yahay = Adeer What in God's good name is "adoogaa?" Naga daahee Castro damiin inaa kudhoho kuuma quuree! You wouldn't be lying if you did. Oh BTW, welcome back!!! Muchas gracias señora
  15. Castro

    Ismaqabato

    Originally posted by Kool_Kat: Damiina kuma dhihi karee... Mayee,
  16. Castro

    Ismaqabato

    Originally posted by Kool_Kat: ^The rating of the film was out of 8, she has given it 10! Duh!!! Let me guess, you're her math tutor.
  17. Castro

    Ismaqabato

    Originally posted by Ismahaan: Great film, definitely recommend it, 10 out of 8. Majoring in math, are we?
  18. Castro

    Welcome back!

    Congratulations to the Free Allubahne Movement. It took two years but the old man has been freed. Welcome back awoowe.
  19. ^^^ It's going to be a long year.....
  20. Originally posted by STOIC: Great game Santonio Holmes brilliant catch for a 6-yard TD with 35 seconds remaining was the most remarkable thing that gave the Pittsburgh Steelers a record sixth Super Bowl title, 27-23.Though I live in Philly (i know booh Eagles) I still supported them.... Yeah, well I used to live in Pittsburgh and I can't stand the Steelers. Uff. I am happy for Mike Tomlin though. Better a black coach than a white one, any day.
  21. Originally posted by Geel_jire: but trotting Gen. patrueas and having jets flying over head .. do they do this sort of thing for every super bowl horta ? Yes, it's like this every year. Get to know the game. See you next year.
  22. Originally posted by Castro: Forget Vegas lines. Cardinals by a touchdown or less. St*pid crystall ball. Oh, so close. Beautiful game. Disappointed, I am, but at least Sheikh Sharif is president. Ola Nephy!
  23. Forget Vegas lines. Cardinals by a touchdown or less.
  24. Thank you all for your well wishes. We are all safe and sound. Here's a souvenir of Ike I captured on Google Earth just before the storm hit.
  25. Garowe Online by Dr. Michael A. Weinstein For the thirty days between June 9 and July 9, the attention of Somali political actors and particularly of the "stakeholders" in Somalia's conflicts - the United States, European powers, the United Nations, Arab states and states in the Horn of Africa and its neighborhood - were focused on the fate of the agreement, signed in Djibouti, between Somalia's Transitional Federal Government (T.F.G.) and a faction of its organized political opposition, the Alliance for the Re-liberation of Somalia (A.R.S.). The heart of the agreement, which was reached under pressure from the Western powers working through the U.N., was a timetable of 120 days, of which the first thirty days were to be devoted to preparation for a cease-fire between the T.F.G. and the military wing of the A.R.S. that has been mounting an insurgency against the Ethiopian occupation of Somalia, and the remaining ninety were to be spent solidifying the cease-fire so that the adversaries could reach a political reconciliation and the conditions for the deployment of a U.N. stabilization mission that would replace the Ethiopian occupiers could be established. July 9 has come and gone, and it is starkly evident that the Djibouti peace process has been an abject failure. During the thirty-day run-up to the projected cease-fire, violent armed clashes between insurgents and Ethiopian and T.F.G. forces did not diminish, with the insurgents continuing to make impressive gains on the ground, achieving control of the capitals of several of Somalia's regions and setting up either Islamic administrations under their control or friendly "independent" local administrations in the many towns and districts where they had gained a foothold throughout the country. Unable to stem the insurgents' advance, the Ethiopian and T.F.G. forces responded with spasmodic counter-offensives that resulted in mass displacement of civilians who, because fighting had spread everywhere, had no place to seek refuge. Since July 9, the conflict has become even more severe and the humanitarian crisis has worsened, with no sign that the external stakeholders have any alternative plans to replace their failed stabilization policy. Diagnosis of Failure The Djibouti process was a result of a shift of Western policy in late 2007, when the Western powers realized that the Ethiopian occupation had proven to be ineffective in stabilizing Somalia and that the conflict within the T.F.G. between its president, Abdullahi Yusuf Ahmad, and its then-prime minister, Ali Mohamed Gedi, had crippled the transitional institutions. As a consequence of that tardy awakening, the Western powers retreated diplomatically, moving to the fall-back position of trying to turn the T.F.G. in the direction of negotiations with the elements of the A.R.S. that were willing to participate in talks. The cornerstone of the Western powers' new strategy was the replacement of Gedi by Nur "Adde" Hassan Hussein, a perceived political neutral without a domestic power base, who pledged to pursue initiatives to bring the A.R.S. into reconciliation talks. At the same time, the Western powers continued to rely on Ethiopian forces on the ground to prop up the weak and incapacitated T.F.G., because the going alternative, an African Union peacekeeping mission (AMISOM), had failed to reach its projected strength of eight thousand troops, due to the unwillingness of African states, except Uganda and later Burundi, to commit forces to an active conflict zone with what they claimed was inadequate financial and logistical support from the West. The West's policy shift was by no means a reversal, but spelled instead the adoption of a dual-track strategy aimed at containing the predominantly Islamist military opposition through the agency of the faltering Ethiopians while co-opting the diplomatic wing of the A.R.S. into a power-sharing process that would isolate the insurgents and their backers. The flaws in that strategy quickly revealed themselves as the military opposition increasingly gained momentum; Nur Adde was constrained to support the occupation, weakening his legitimacy and credibility; political opposition to Nur Adde surfaced within the T.F.G.; and the T.F.G. was unable to exert authority in Somalia's regions, which continued to devolve into the hands of local clans and their militias, or of the Islamists. The decision of the A.R.S.'s diplomatic wing to engage in the Djibouti process, which caused a rupture in the alliance and the reasons for which remain obscure, was hailed by the U.N. and the Western powers as a "breakthrough," but it has turned out to be anything but that. From the outset, the West and the T.F.G. were fixated on the cease-fire, which they viewed as a pre-condition for the withdrawal of Ethiopian forces, and the A.R.S.'s diplomatic wing was focused on Ethiopian withdrawal, which it came to interpret as a binding commitment. That divergence of interpretations was based on the underlying balance of political and military forces in Somalia today. The T.F.G., which lacks popular support and exists only by virtue of the recognition that it receives from the "international community," the meager financial contributions that it gets from Western donor powers and international organizations, and the Ethiopian occupation, is otherwise defenseless against the insurgency and the resistance of local power centers. Making the Djibouti agreement's success contingent on a cease-fire could only benefit the T.F.G., which is what the West desired. In contrast, the A.R.S.'s diplomatic wing stood to lose all its credibility if it did not make Ethiopian withdrawal its top priority, so it stated from the beginning that it had chosen a "peaceful" path of liberation and was ready to revert to the military track if progress toward Ethiopian withdrawal did not occur within the agreement's time frame. The decision of the A.R.S.'s diplomatic wing to enter the Djibouti process was denounced by the alliance's militant faction, which pointed to the success of the insurgency as grounds for continuing on the course of armed liberation; the relatively independent military forces of the A.R.S. on the ground, which announced that they would carry on the insurgency while the Djibouti process went on; and the internationalist Islamic revolutionary al-Shabaab movement, which is organizationally independent of the A.R.S. and simply ignored the Djibouti process altogether. In light of the rejection of the Djibouti process by the militant faction of the A.R.S. and al-Shabaab, the West's hopes for a cease-fire were dashed from the start and the A.R.S.'s diplomatic faction was left hanging on a limb and has responded to its precarious situation by moving closer to the alliance's military faction and seeking to heal its rift with the latter by entering talks with it brokered by Yemen. On July 15, Garowe Online reported that Sheikh Yusuf Ali Aynte, a spokesman for the Islamic Courts, which dominate the A.R.S., had announced that an agreement had been reached between the two factions on "ending their differences." With no details of the agreement available, it is not possible to assess its political effects, but it is likely that the diplomatic wing of the A.R.S. will be drawn to take a harder line toward the T.F.G. and the withdrawal of the Ethiopians. There is little promise that a cease-fire will come into effect and that in its absence reconciliation will proceed or the U.N. Security Council will approve a stabilization force. Ethiopia will be pressured to continue to be exhausted by a war of attrition that it is losing. One can only conclude that the Djibouti process is already a thing of the past and that it will have little, if any, effect on the future political configuration of Somalia. Prognosis: A New Phase in Somalia's Political History The collapse of the Djibouti process opens up a new phase in Somalia's political history. Through the first half of 2008, the Western powers pursued their last hope for stabilizing Somalia half-heartedly, refusing to take the initiative and to back up their dual-track policy with sufficient pressure and resources, because they would not take the risk of providing support until "reconciliation" was underway, which served as the alibi for their inaction. Now the West has surrendered the role of protagonist and is likely to turn its back on conflict resolution in Somalia. The likelihood that the West will draw back leaves the insurgency with the initiative and momentum, the T.F.G. debilitated, and Ethiopia seeking to extricate itself from a morass of its own and the Western powers' making. Whether or not the A.R.S. has healed its rift is of secondary or little importance; the multi-dimensional insurgency will not surrender its gains even if a "peace process" restarts under the pressure of the dishonest brokers of the West. Ethiopia cannot repeat its 2006 invasion of Somalia and is a wasting or already wasted "asset" for the West. Local power centers, whether Islamist, clan-based or both, have become deeply entrenched and will be difficult, if not impossible, to displace by any "national" initiative, whether military, political or both. Somalia begins to look more and more as it did before the Islamic Courts movement undertook its 2006 revolution, which was aborted by the Ethiopian invasion - a patchwork of local power centers - with the difference that Islamism has now become the dominant political formula and its supporters have learned to adapt to Somalia's congenital localism, making them stronger than they were during their revolutionary ascendancy, though more limited in their ability to carry through their utopian aim of transforming Somalia into a Shari'a state. In return for being constrained to adopt a local strategy, the Islamists have become an integral force in Somalia's power configuration. Although it made a devastating miscalculation when it invaded Somalia and has since then been engaged in a brutal occupation that has turned the Somali people overwhelmingly against it, Ethiopia grasps the reality of Somalia's power configuration and its unfavorable position within it, and has begun to adapt, with or without the blessings of the Western powers, on which it has become dependent for military and financial support. Having had to open up a new front against the insurgency in Somalia's central regions, bolster its military presence in the country's southwest regions, and continue its counter-insurgency in Somalia's official capital Mogadishu, Ethiopia is reported to have broken with official Western policy by rearming Mogadishu's warlords, who had divided the city among themselves and had resisted the T.F.G. before the Islamic Courts routed them in 2006. In addition, the Somaaljecel website reported on July 15 that Ethiopian officers had held a secret meeting with the T.F.G.'s defense minister, Muhidiyan Mohamed Haji Ibrahim, and had told him that the T.F.G. needed to train its own forces to provide security, and that all T.F.G. units should be commanded by an Ethiopian officer to prevent T.F.G. troops from collaborating with the insurgents. Haji was reported to have responded that he was amenable to Ethiopian command, but that the T.F.G. had no funds to arm security forces or to pay them. Rearming the warlords would sound the death knell of the T.F.G. and demanding that the T.F.G. provide its own security is simply a cover for abandoning it, although Ethiopia has made efforts to train some T.F.G. forces in "counter- insurgency and counter-terrorism." Ethiopia's adaptive strategy appears to aim at extricating itself from Mogadishu and concentrating on protecting its border with central and southwest Somalia, leaving the country to localized power centers, even if the Islamists gain the upper hand in some of them, including Mogadishu after another civil war between the warlords and the Courts movement. If the reports of Ethiopia's recent moves are correct, it is reasonable to conclude that Addis Ababa has determined that the West lacks the will to take any further initiatives and that it has to and has the opening to pursue its own interest in fragmenting Somalia while hoping that the Courts can be held in check by countervailing factions. Wounded and battered by the malign neglect of the West and a brutal Ethiopian occupation, Somalia is likely to be left on its own to sort out its conflicts or revert to chronic civil war.