^^^ Still doing the tedious one-liners I see! It's a chronic problem. Care to explain that one line with another? It wasn’t very clear, see. Sure. I strongly believe that this is a fight between two sides and that the actions of the weaker side are justified by the transgressions of the stronger side. Is it clear now?

If you still believe that this is a fight between two sides and that the actions of the weaker side are justified by the transgressions of the stronger side, then don’t play with words, hide behind slogans or arguments and stay silent. Shout it out clearly and support your brothers in Jihad. If on the other hand, you think this whole thing to be wrong and not compatible with your religious beliefs or morals, denounce it, shout about how wrong it is and argue until you’re blue in the face. I'll take combo number one please, super-sized!

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket...............$95.00 Court Costs................$45.00 The Look on Cop's Face. PRICELESS

Originally posted by A-Ladiif: [QB] It looks like a made up story but it could be true too!Well, you be the Judge Dude, that was the longest, most convoluted piece of story telling I've seen in a long time. I don't care if it's true or not. IT SUCKS!

Originally posted by -Lexus: [QB] If you had your last bullet, who would you use it on? Ahem. You!

Have you guys noticed when you are single and looking no one knocks on your door but as soon as you are with someone and some what serious about them.... all the guys flock to you...makes you wonder where they were when you was looking Because men have a powerfully developed tendency for sexual jealousy.

This line "High ranking officials from the Somaliland 'immigration department'..." made me laugh...I dunno why! It shouldn't make you laugh. At least some people have an immigration department! Look at us. We have no departments at all. Cato deserves to be sent away from Hargeisa. In fact, I'm surprised they didn't arrest him and charge him under the ICC with crimes against humanity. That's of course after stripping him from the qaad he was carrying.

I can't wait to see the (in no special order) 1) The Somali scientiologist website..... Why wait? Start one yourself. Today!

I want to know is how many of you would marry just for love, putting finances aside? [/QB] I would certainly marry just for lust.

For The Record I am not dating anyone rite now ......... but I do have guys all around me...so dat I don't miss it.... There are times though, I feel like I want someone.....but then I have formed a habit to keep me occupied Rick James (on the Dave Chappelle show): Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

What are you on to, saaxiib? Oh, just having a little fun. Endorsing alcoholic beverages and admiring anti-Islamic profanity is (assuming you’re Muslim) a worrisome sign indeed. Endorsement! Come on, living in the west? My endorsement is meaningless. Admiration of courage of conviction, not of profanity.

Sxb, if you’re going to engage nomads, do it in a rational manner, not with one-two step controversial confessions Irrational people cannot be engaged rationally. And the name is Coofleh dammit!

Coofleh , arent you a twice married, twice tossed out Faarax ? Same halimo. Not been tossed out yet the second time. Why do you denigrate Faaraxs ? Your experiece should incline you to do otherwise. Faarax is an awesome target of ridicule. I know. I am one. This is the sort of advice I appreciate coming from a man. Just keeping it real.

he is Somali( speaks somali), Muslim(prays 5 times or more), educated(went to college...or more), is ambitious and smart( can carry a conversation besides sports and wants to make something of himself)...is respectful to himself and to others( treats others well and doesn't act the fool), is social (is not a loner), he is funny( makes me laugh)....if he is all those things and he is cute to me (cause beauty is in the eye of the beholder), then I will fall in love with him and so will my parents Have you considered other options? Fantasy island is just a show on TV you know!

I tend to second guess myself when I want to let the guy I'm into know how I feel about him. I am always too terrified to tell him that I like him for fear of scaring him awayand then he loses interest because he thinks I'm not interested. :confused: Where's the line? Guys are smart enough to pick up on signs that you like them. But if you think you like him and don't show it, he will lose interest. Look, men are a little prehistoric. As Zephyrine repeatedly tells us in her signature, it is often simple things that make a man happy. A naked woman, chicken wings and football. So buy a lot of chicken wings, support his psychotic obession with the NFL and make him believe that one day (shortly before hell freezes over), he'll get to see you naked. Bada bim bada bum! Zephyrine, I can't think of anything more morbid to read about in the morning than necrophilia (specially with a faarax). May I suggest meditation, perhaps?

Iran press blame West for blasts: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/4672037.stm Tehran Times has always been one of my favorites.

Not only me; many in this forum, especially in the Islam section. But, it's been a while (several weeks to few months) since he disappeared. Of course, we only knew him in the virtual world. So he was preaching the gospel in the Islam section, eh? Was he just as rabid as some of our Talebanesque (yeah, I just made that word up!) mullahs here?

Repulsed that your agenda has not been sniffed up yet. Allah's existance is beyond any shadow of a doubt. Some alcoholic beverages, like wine and beer, are good for your health in moderation. What adults do in their bedrooms is NONE of my damn business. So, is it her achievements as a politicians you admire (like everyone else) or is it her anti-Islam propaganda? Mostly the former but a bit of the latter as well.

That's Brother Warsameh's site. I wonder what happened to him. You know one of these guys, cool! I've been fortunate to have met Somalis of many persuasions and lifestyles. Never a christian though. Hopefully, I'll meet one someday.

So, you prefer full-size? Budonkadonks, Thank you!

Were you intending to prove that idiom by soliciting negative responses from the nomads? Are you generally poking fun of people of religion or quiet simply making that statement? The answer is D.

stopping eating hilib, canjaro, shaah! and passing them Faraaxis will shrink xalimoos behind behind 99%...!! uni of Jamica has done this study!! contact them if u need to find out more info about booty shrinkages! I will take to the streets to demonstrate against any booty shrinkage attempts. It's been a part of our lives for thousands of years. Ladies, please focus on the cancer stopping agents and disregard our brother's call for rear-end trimming. To end up with a caucasian behind (or asian, *wincing*) is a curse we must avoid at all cost.

Olef, warlords will cannot be killed by civilians, impossible – that person will have their entire family wiped out for even attempting – only anther warlord can kill becuz he would have the resources to deal with the aftermath. Surely there is someone out there who lost everyone and everything to not have fear of any repercussions.

She began her career snitching on the Somali community in the Netherlands to the Dutch government through an advisory board she worked for. She handed over her report on two different aspects of the Somali community's collective misdemeanors, namely; The mass exodus to the United Kingdom and fake divorces which many Somali families did to receive double the amount of welfare. Luckily the Dutch didn't take any action and the Somali community were left alone. Hmmm. Welfare and immigration fraud are not misdemeanors. PS. Is there some kind of specific influence that made you and your dear friend Togane forget the beauty of Islam? I can't speak for Mr. Togane but I'll tell you this: Islam and the almighty are not really what I have an issue with. It's more like the second hand religionists out there that get on my last nerve.

you have questionned the existence of Allah SWT encouraged consumption of alcohol and also encouraged homosexual relationships. Sounds like the resume of the devil. Tell me how you really feel. So speak the truth please, do you admire her political achievements ONLY or the fact that she is doing something you approve of (undermining Islam on a public sphere). I do admire Fatuma Nur whom I did a little research on. Although there's not much information on here as there is on Hirsi Ali. It is not lost on me that western media salivates over anyone who speaks ill of Islam. That agenda is not hidden nor is it subtle. However, the achievements of Hirsi Ali are not to be taken lightely only because western media has it in for Islam.