Originally posted by Bishaaro: How much are you worth? The bidding shall begin at $50. Do I hear a $100?

Originally posted by Bishaaro: LOL, so what type of zoo animal are you two? Bishaaro, unfortunately for you, a cease fire has been declared here. You're gonna have to wait till someone breaks the agreement. P.S. I'm the zoo keeper.

Originally posted by Endeavour: Besides I am old fashioned I would want my farah to fall prostrate at my feet , kiss each and every one of my toes , and declare his undying love for me and at that insistant propose. You're looking at waiting forever young lady. Unless you find a farah with toe fetish, that is.

Originally posted by besbaaso: and get the nipple rings Mmmmm. Nipple rings.

Originally posted by Hibo: Odey sacsacay...is someone I got no time for... so take a piss somewhere else will ya!! And those nomads u talk about...can't say jack to me, coz they know... UK isn't theirs..so HUSH! My apologies. I think what made you really mad is I mistakenly said you were headed to prison. My bad. You were in fact headed to the zoo. Done here, off to piss elsewhere.

Originally posted by Hibo: U have no knowledge of my history and where I have been, Praise the lord. so if I was you I won't talk about Hibo at all. That sounds like a public threat. And no, you're NOT me. Fidel takes off his earrings and rollers ready to whoop some a$$ I have travelled to more places than you can't even dream of. I'd bet everything I own on that. And I would win. U say they stopped me boarding a plane to where?? London urtooy, don't make that filty sh!tty pit-hole a place... plzzz... Transiting thru heathrow was enough of an experience of UK soil. I never want to even go there in my dreams let alone my reality.. Hey now. Some of my favorite nomads on SOL call that place home. Were you in handcuffs, perhaps a cage, while transiting through Heathrow? And where were you being shipped? Al Sader prison? Now back to the topic. No! This is more fun.

Originally posted by LANDER: ^ this must be an inside joke amongst you folks and MILK, or am I the only one who noticed that these hotels are in South-East Asia and Vancouver amongst other places. You'd hope that it's a bottle of Crystal and not a cheap local (Puntland?) brand.

Female contraceptive? No. Male contraceptive? Hell no! Well then, sir, you leave me no option but to forcibly perform a Vasectomy on you. Guards!

Originally posted by Foxy-brown: here.... Good old jeans Goes along way Yeah, jeans are HOT!

Originally posted by Hibo: Rudy These rights you are talking about is just a bit too ridiculous don't you think?? So what's your qaxooti story miss UAE? Did you get stopped at the Dubai airport while boarding a flight to London? Don't tell me you're a muwaatin in the UAE coz we all know that ain't sh!t. The question is not wanting to be where one is not welcome but that of civil liberties. An alien concept to the UAE and the rest of the third world.

Originally posted by Kashafa: ^^ That may be because you're not a 18-24 year old Somali(sheer assumption, of course). Hamzah doesn't really track well with the 50+ demographic 55+. Still, it's mostly cultural and 18-24 year old Somalis didn't suddenly mutate to Pakistanis in the west.

Originally posted by Kashafa: Butter on toast ! Akh Hamzah's got the whole "young-muslim-in-the-west" scene figured out. You're probably right, but mostly for Pakistanis. Somalis don't quite fit his skits. The lot of us is a differnt breed of muslims.

With all this war on terrorism nonesense, I wonder if the cause was transfer of wealth, draconian laws, and curtailement of civil liberties or was it the effect. This sucks a$$ on a monumental level.

Originally posted by NGONGE: Fidel, These were not my words, saaxib. كان شعر ابو العلاء المعري. بس من الذاكره مش من موقع :cool: That's more like it. Not that you're incapable of that or anything.

Originally posted by Foxy-brown: God bless her soul Cop-buster granny is still alive. May she get well soon and drop-kick the sh!t out of some more London policemen.

Originally posted by NGONGE: O ye of little faith :mad: Dude, no offence but I can't believe you wrote that. Of course, I've been proven wrong many times.

Originally posted by Mudanti haweenka: How brave and resilient black people are Not to mention beautiful and proud. Excellent point Mudanti Haweenka.

Originally posted by NGONGE: ولما رايت الجهل ÙÙŠ الناس Ùاشيا تجاهلت حتي ظن اني جاهل Ùوا عجبا كم يدعي الÙضل ناقص وواسÙا كم يظهر النقص Ùاضل Ngonge, where do you find this stuff?

Fcuk tha police Comin straight from the underground Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown And not the other color so police think They have the authority to kill a minority Fcuk that sh!t, cuz I ain't tha one For a punk muthafcuka with a badge and a gun To be beatin on, and throwin in jail We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell (Lyric by NWA)

Originally posted by 7 0f Nine: ^ U'd know that, wouldnt u? Mr.Budankadonk (sp?) I would. I can't stand skinny women. Must weigh at least 160lb+. Pencil necks need not apply. (Not that I'm accepting applications or anything. That position has been filled)

Originally posted by Zephyrine: Please don't bother getting a belly piercing unless you have a beautifully-toned tummy. Zeph, you're missing the point here. A beautifully-toned tummy does not need anything to distract attention from it. It's precisely the flabbio type bellies that need the distraction. Mmmmmmm, big tummy.

Originally posted by Hibo: Too bad ^^^ that did the wondering for moi

Originally posted by Ducaqabe: quote: Two things that are bad about Hijab!! Subxaanalaah! Saaxiib Xijaab iyo bad isku meel ma galaanee see camal? See camal? Ducaqabe, if xijaab is so good, why don't you wear it?

Originally posted by Hibo: ^^^^ Why coz you come from there too? Relax brotha... That is for me to know and for you to wonder about

I reject this fool as king of Borama.