^^^^ Enjoy the 12 minutes of fame. It only comes but once. This place is littered with promising newcomers relegated to the curb.

Originally posted by maakhir_ladyuk: Theres loads i can tell you about me but one main thing is i'm all about peace and love Rubbish. The only question these seniors (Jamal, NGONGE, CHE, et al.) have on their mind is can you do the NIIKO. Nothing else is relevant. If you can, even I will put up with your attitude and poor spelling.

Originally posted by *Ibtisam: Mabrook Val, Lucky man and half iga dhe!! Congrats and many years of happyness You should be so lucky. Barwaaqo iyo nus. Val, I wish you a wonderful honeymoon, a blessed marriage and two girls with all their limbs and an I.Q. of 145, each. Make that man* earn his gift. * Before you sign on the dotted line and go off into the sunset, check his credit, any criminal background, judgments, liens, foreclosures, unpaid student loans, unpaid taxes, credit card balances, baby mamas on other continents, communicable diseases, mental issues in ancestors, etc...

^^^^ Like horny prisoners swarming around a female prison-guard. Where's NGONGE to complete the Larry, Moe and Curly show? This "lady" from the UK is likely another Puntlander dude from Minneapolis.

^^^^ I have a few, none of whom had his picture taken with Hu Jintao or Obama. They're all siblings of my parents so I'm stuck with them hence my "bitterness" at other people's famous uncles.

The interior minister had it right. The 3 culprits are sophisticated weapons from major nations, narcotics from neighboring Kenya and Ethiopia and the "my uncle" syndrome from within. A lethal cocktail, indeed.

Dalka waxaa burburiyey saddex waxyaaboo& Waa qori, qaad iyo qabiil& , ayuu yiri wasiir ku xigeenka arimaha gudaha ee Puntland. This would be the first sighting of intelligent life in the "Puntland cabinet"?

^^^^ Oh look, another one with an uncle fetish. lol. There's got to be a factory somewhere churning them out by the pound.

^^^^ I'll take that as a "leave me alone or I tell Admin."

Originally posted by General Duke: Also the man above in the pic [Jengeli] is as you know my kisnman ........ Well my uncle retired and met many world leaders in his time. Your uncle could not protect his kinsmen and bring to Justice the murderesses who are chewing loudly today in Gebilay. By your calculations, kinsman isn't exactly an uncle, is it? Now who is weak, and bitter? :rolleyes: He who measures his self-worth by other men taking pictures with foreign leaders.

^^^^ Why do I get the feeling you're not talking about the Xajj picture. Originally posted by General Duke: Nice pic I love the way he was all serious while everyone was smiling. It should've been my uncle. After 40 years of sucking up to Amhara, the least he should have gotten was a snap with Obama. Now he's spending lonely nights at the San'aa Motel 6. Tolaayey tolaay.

Originally posted by Intuition: How on earth do you upload a picture from your computer? Let me guess. You're from the UK? How to upload photos...

Originally posted by MoonLight1: Shariif's main points of his speechs at the UN. 1) Lift the arms embargo. 2) Somalia is becoming a terror hotbed. 3) We need more peacekeepers. Yeey's main points of his speechs at the UN. 1) Lift the arms embargo. 2) Somalia is becoming a terror hotbed. 3) We need more peacekeepers. Can anyone spot their difference, other than their clans Same sh*t, different a**hole.

Originally posted by maakhir_ladyuk: Can I request a warm welcome Request denied. Earn your stripes. You might get a welcome if you're not just another rubbish poster from the UK.

Berlusconi is a pimp. Who else would stare at a woman's hips or chest when her husband, the POTUS, is standing right next to him?

Originally posted by Aaliyah416: ^^talk about undermining the importance of your native language.. aduun weeye nin luqadiisi leh macno ma leh ..nin kalena rabo in uu barto.. You didn't comprehend what I wrote. Read it again. And on the issue of micno ma leh, of what importance is the Somali language to a foreigner who probably speaks two or three other, more relevant, languages? Don't get your knickers in a twist. That was a rhetorical question.

Originally posted by Mudane McCheese.: sherben Shabeel: what made you interested in the somali language and all things somali?. The degree of difficulty of the Somali language is inversely proportional to its usefulness. So unless he's trying to woo a fine Somali woman (or man ), he's wasting his time. He's better off learning Arabic, Spanish, Mandarin or Hindi.

^^^^ Calm down, (west-side ) Koronto boy. If only you lived in a real country, you'd understand. Originally posted by roobleh: I always pray for US to continue its prosperity and remain strong! Keep ur hatred and selfless minds to urselves. You keep hating the hand that's feeding you while you keep destroying ur country-Somalia. May be it's time u guys go back HOME if not satisfied here. You guys need to unlock ur brains. Right on, Roobleh. You tell 'em boy: I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. What do you scrawny-leg maryooley have to say for your wretched homeland? Many foreign (and some domestic) policies of the United States stink but there's never been a land or nation like this one. Ever. On the prayer thing, it's an utter waste of time. They'd be better off taking a nap.

^^^^ Hush, you son* of a chimp. Originally posted by Abtigiis & Tolka: ^ So far inta la hubo, Naden JohnnyB Ramsade Cara/Arac Somalia09 Warsame -kani waa Gaal quamn (Christian) Inta aan la hubin laakin laga shakisan yahay, Ngonge Mr.Somalia Inta Muslinka ah ee la hubo Sheekh Nuur Aaliyah Haneefah Actually, Mr. Viagra, so far, and though it's only the first quarter, the uninquisitive sons of Adam are down by three touchdowns and a field goal to the descendants of apes. Surely one team brought their Pro Bowlers and the other brought the cheerleaders. * Hola señorita (señora? ), que passo?

SeeKer, long time atheer. You must know that the NFL season is by far my favorite time of the year. I'm not sure I can give you any fantasy pointers since I always did poorly in my leagues. Also a little late now but if you can get a prolific QB (New Orleans) and a consistent kicker (anyone but Jeff Reed), you should do fine. A WR with good route-running skills won't hurt either. This year it will be one of the Mannings to win it all. You heard right. I'm calling it in the second week.

Here it goes. Part 1. Act 1, Scene 1: Fail to plan Enter commander of Operation Snake Bite Colonel Sanders Good afternoon, gentlemen. All Good afternoon, Colonel Sanders. Colonel Sanders We have reliable intelligence that Mushtafa Abdel Machmoud (MAM) (age 28), a regional leader in the Somali Al-Shabab group is meeting with his lieutenants at a safe-house just outside of Buule Burde at 23:30 EAT (East African Time) today. The clearance from the POTUS to liquidate this target extends through this month so no further clearance is required nor will it be requested. We also know that the safe-house in which this meeting will take place houses several families including women and children. Now, it is unlikely that our target will be found alone to reduce the risk to innocent civilians. Furthermore, it is important that as many terrorists he is meeting with are liquidated simultaneously. Our solid intelligence on the ground estimates there are between 2-4 adult women and 12-15 children under the age of 16 in the compound. It is also possible that there are several servant slaves and a number of elderly. As you are all aware, a Tomahawk TH3v4 missile carries a payload of 2000lb. A single TH missile would likely destroy the entire compound ensuring the death of MAM and any co-conspirators. We will be deploying two TH3v4 missiles to ensure success. Any questions? Major Bernanke Do we have a firm number of civilians in the compound? Colonel Sanders No. And it’s of little consequence. MAM is responsible for the death and displacement of thousands, not to mention he has been directly implicated in the Nairobi bombings of 1998. Major Bernanke But… that means he was 16 when he was involved in the Nairobi bombing. Colonel Sanders That’s the best intelligence we have. Terrorists have been known to mastermind serious plots in adolescence, even as young as 6 years old. Colonel Sanders Any other questions? No response. Colonel Sanders OK. I’ve chosen Major Bernanke and Captain Hollingsworth to conduct Operation Snake Bite. Please direct any further queries to your immediate commanders. Your flight plan and armament briefings will be conducted at 2000 hours in room 2010-C. You are to arrive at hangar 2029-D at 2100 hours. Act 1, Scene 2: Snake Bite 2325 hours. 5 minutes to target. Captain Hollingsworth Sierra-Bravo-One to base Base Go ahead Sierra-Bravo-One Captain Hollingsworth SB1 heading zero alpha tango, house lights at eleven o'clock, altitude niner miles, air speed niner zero zero knots heading 225 degrees. ETA to target 3 minutes. Base Siera-Bravo-One, maintain altitude and air speed at niner miles, air speed niner, zero, zero knots and turn slightly to heading 220 degrees. God speed, captain. Major Bernanke Sierra-Bravo-Two to base Base Go ahead Sierra-Bravo-Two Major Bernanke Altitude niner miles, air speed 850 knots, heading zero alpha tango, ETA to target 2 minutes. Any updates on civilian headcount in compound? Base Uh, that’s a negative Siera-Bravo-Two, maintain altitude and air speed at niner miles, air speed eight, zero, zero knots, heading zero alpha tango. God speed, major. Boom. Boom. To be continued...

^^^^ I have just the answer for you. Give me a couple of days.

^^^^ The "normal" comment was meant for Naxar Dubaaleed. We're on the same page for the most part. I'm no less outraged by the wanton killing of civilians by the means you mentioned. But brother, please, the Shabaab, ostensibly, are a Muslim group. That they would approve of and use such tactic is unforgivable (in my view) much as the carpet, surgical and other bombings are. I think the Shabaab have lost their way. You are free, of course, to convince me otherwise.

Originally posted by Kool_Kat: Hadaad Xiin weysay, Duke baa isna reer MN ah ee Duke isku hagaaji... I don't know for sure but I suspect Abtigiis &Tolka would rather slit his wrists. Xiin is not hard to find. Just look up Dunn Bros when you get to Minneapolis.

^^^^ Occasionally you sound normal. Nur, the only two issues I have with the Shabaab are the suicide bombings and their utter refusal to talk to Sharif (even though the more I hear this guy the more I am convinced he has sold his soul like Yey did before him). So in a way, I can understand the latter but the former is a show-stopper for me. Unless they change their ways (which is highly unlikely), I'm done with these fools.