Originally posted by Tuujiyee: 7 of sagaal "kabiirta ugu maraxsan" fidel "yaa yaqaan saqajaanka" This can only mean my pest control techniques are working. Must increase dose. Canker down but not out. Hey, it's nice to be mentioned with 7 in the same group. When I grow up, I wanna be like her.

Originally posted by Keyf: I didn't know the country was that beautiful. You're homesick girl, like we all are. The land is beautiful. If we could all just get along.

Originally posted by Haddad: Many people in the West do not drink wine, eat pork, frequent discos or nightclubs, date, or have ever been in a relationship. Indeed. They're called serial killers.

Originally posted by Tuujiyee: Fidel, I see u jumped on a banwagon like a cheep balaq Of course you know this means war!

I wouldn't send my picture to P_508, 511 or 525. This dude scares me and I'm big guy. Englander, this is the wrong medium for your search. Don't mess around and ask dudes in Cambodia if they can help you locate stuff. Ask them what the hell they're doin in Cambodia first.

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?" "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from." Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?" Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills." Another one: Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! {A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! ! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

Everything is relative. For example, I will be 45 when my daughter is 18 inshallah. I know some colleagues with kids who will be 56 when their kids are 18. I plan not to embarras my child but instead have her friends say, oh your dad is so young. He's Hot! On the subject of titles, I use what's appropriate for the situation. For example, if the person is within 5 years of me, they're of the same generation as I am. Call me atheer and you'll have my toes for teeth. If you're 7, 10, 15 years younger than I, you are deserving of my calling you atheer and I expect the same. For those older than me, it's a little different. If you're 15 years older than me and insist on calling me aboowe, I'll chuckle and call you dude. But if I were to start the greeting, I'd start with atheer or eedo. If they turn red in the face, I switch to dude or girl. It all depends on how one is comfortable with their age. If you're 35 and haven't achieved what you planned for this age, of course you'd wanna be 26. Deux kumi et taano.

Originally posted by Caano Geel: most xaliimos will never reach 35 (or in time for u to know about anyway) and by the time they state they are 35 Faarax will have died of old age.

Originally posted by 7 0f Nine: Men go on a steady decline after 35. We might start looking slightly more aged If married with no concubine, the decline is rapid and violent.

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Originally posted by Warrior of Light: Lol, Im a sister D'oh. I'm really sorry. Excuse me while I take my foot out of my mouth. Mmmmm. A warrior sister? Are you signing up for this?

Originally posted by Warrior of Light: Arent you supposed to inform wife no. 1 In due time brother, in due time. *Will Hibo need to have written consent from wife number Uno ? Fear she wont be able to hand the guilt of bring trouble to an already existing healthy marriage. * No, I'll just have to sign a waiver not to sue Hibo if I lose an eye in the matching process.

Originally posted by Warrior of Light: ^^^^ Translator pls, is there anyone available to help? :confused: Minwayn = first wife. Minyar = wives 2 through 4. Naagti noolina reerka ha u hadho = Survivor Palau? Come to papi.

^^^ Tell 'em 187.

Originally posted by Warrior of Light: * You better make amends before you get busted by wifey numero UNO * Hopefully the matched minyar will be strong enough to take on minwayn. Naagti noolina reerka ha u hadho.

Originally posted by Hibo: However, if you will email me your complaints I shall block that person and can work something with the admins of SOL. Mmmm. Clandestine stuff. 1. Name you would like to be addressed as: Fidel Alejandro Fuentes. 2. Gender: a) Male b) Female Male mostly. 3. Where do you live? Texas, USA 4. Age: 12000+ days 5. Marital Status: a) Single, b) Divorced, c) separated, d) married, a) --> d) --> c) --> b) --> d) 6. Have children: a) Yes , b) No a) Yes 7. Education: a) High school, b). Some college, c) Bachelors degree, d) Doctorate, e. Ph D c) BSc 8. Occupation: a) student, b) employed, c) self-employed, d) Unemployed b) employed 9. Are you? a) Just a Muslim, b) Practicing Muslim, c)Strict Muslim d) Not religious a) --> b) --> a) --> d) --> a) 11. Are you: a) Hafidh of the Quran b). Memorizing c) Read everyday d) Read occasionally e) Don’t know how to read f).. other…………………. f) 12. Do you: a). Pray daily prayers punctually, b) can miss one per week and pray qadha c) Pray when I get the time even if I miss a couple d) pray when I like to e) Pray on Fridays and Ramadan or when the necessity comes f) do not pray at all d), e) mostly, sometimes f) 13. Your tribe: G..G..G.. Gunit 14. Languages spoken: English mostly 15. Do you have any bad habit? a) smoke b) drink, c) chew khat, d) use other stimulants e) others………… f) not applicable e) others 16. Wears hijab: a). No, b) just the scarf c) Modest (scarf and overcoat) d) Niqab wearer e) Not applicable (Male) e) N/A 17. Are you of: a) average built b) slender c) athletic d) a few extra kgs/pds e) heavy e) Heavy 18: Fashion consciousness: a) Very b) somewhat c) doesn’t b) somewhat 19. Your height: …………..m/ft weight ……………….kg/lbs 6'5" 269 lbs 20. Your interests: Travel, NFL, music, movies among others. 21. Where do you get your inspiration from? My kids. 22. Describe yourself: I'm HOT. 23. Qualities you dislike A disease called no-a$$-at-all 24. Qualities you have Many good, some bad, one or two nasty. About your match 1. age group: a) 18-25 b) 25-30 c) 30-35 d) 35 plus e) Doesn’t matter 29+ (39 max) 2. Location: a) within the same city/state/county b) Same country c) Same continent, d) doesn’t matter Same county would be nice. No preference tho. 3. If she is female a) Hijab(scarf) wearer, b) Modest dresser(scarf and overcoat), c) Nijab wearer d) Doesnt matter d) 4. Religion conviction:....................... No prior convinctions, please. 5. Fashion consciousness: a) Very b) somewhat c) doesn’t matter b) somewhat 6. Which education level do you prefer? a). High school, b) Some college, d) Bachelors degree, e) doctorate f) doesn’t matter any level can do. d) Bachelor in something, anything. 7. Occupation: a) student, b) employed, c) self-employed, d) Unemployed b) would be nice 8. Tribe: a) Should be the same b) Can be from ........... and ..............groups c) doesn’t matter d) other......................... A through Z unit is fine. 9. height: …………..m/ft weight ……………….kg/lbs 5'9" 150+ (185lbs max) 10. Must have these qualities............................... Olympic size budonkadonk. 11. Dislikes these qualities...................................... Still the no-a$$-at-all syndrome. 12. Other comments ................................... Hook a brother up, quick, before my wife reads this.

^^^ Bumboclaat

Originally posted by sheherazade: looking at flights to Cuba, shoot If you're an American be careful not to get your passport stamped in Cuba and then return here. It's illegal for Americans to travel there. Canadians, Europeans and of course Somalis are ok to go there. The trick is to travel to Mexico or Canada then to Cuba. Then ask the immigration in Habana not to stamp your passport. Makes a relatively peaceful return to the US.

Originally posted by Jamaal11: Fidel, forgive me mi'lady, methought this was islamic section. The 'what does islam' title eluded me into thinking twas Islam section. You have a point there. My mistake, I will leave you to the women section sister, I rarely post here anyway . So being a woman is an insult now? I wonder how your mom or sister would feel about that. Come on dude, you gotta come harder than that. In fact, being a woman would be a huge relief and escape from being of the same sex as the likes of you. Now we're fair and square.

Originally posted by sheherazade: so have u been? I wish. I think about it all the time. I came really close once but hopefully I'll go soon (working on my spanish first.) And it will be everything I've imagined it to be.

Originally posted by Kashafa: Fidel and Lgirl: seeking justification for "their way of life"(whatever that is). Unfortunately, screaming fundamentalist or "Wadaad" when ur losing an arguement is getting kinda stale. May be so. It urkes me tho when feeling good for some brothers and sisters comes at the expense of calling someone kaafir, westernized or down right stup!d. I say, they can keep that sh!t to themselves. God put no one on this forum, or on earth now, in charge of saving lost souls. Save your own behind first. Then that of your family. The rest is none of your damn business. The prevention-of-vice-and-promotion-of-virtue brigade can apply to the kingdom of Saudi's relevant ministry for available positions. Fidel. A founding member of the one-line-wadaad-busting brigade.

Originally posted by sheherazade: ^kinda hoping the guy will stay alive. Cuba after his demise will be something else. I want to see it before it transforms into this something else. Entirely selfish, I know. I hear ya. It will be another dump of a client state of the US. Like Haiti and others. Overthrow after overthrow. Impoverished population. But they will have nice vacation spots where the locals can't go. The most educated population in the Carribean will become the most troubled and hungry. Completely overrun with capitalism and all the good it brings to the natives. Pity.

Originally posted by Xoogsade: Fidel Ina Castro Hear ye, hear ye. It's Fidel Castro's birthday today (yesterday to some people). He turns 79 (78 according to some other people). What a man, what a legacy and what contribution to the people of the earth oppressed by colonialism and imperialism disguised as capitalism. May you live another 79 years senor Fidel. God bless.

Originally posted by 7 0f Nine: Aroos? No. Unfortunately. Still cant find the man to give me the impressive and unnecessarily grandiose wedding. What you can't find, dear, is a man who will put up with your doo doo and smile every day. May Allah help you in that difficult search. Fidel, aroos is disability. You loose everything you love about yourself including your heart. You don't lose anything if you willingly surrender everything. White flag anyone?

Originally posted by Taqwa: ^ I agree with OG. So now we're the non-believers? Seeing that it was your intent all along, why didn't you just get it our of your system from the start and save us the effort of replying to you.