Not in this case. Condoleeza Rice is still singing the administration's tune. Are you gonna say the same thing about her when she's out of office and tries to correct her ways? Hell no. There's no refund or exchange on the souls they sold to the devil.

The pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors, all of whom could not figure out how to cure him. Finally he was brought to an old physician, who stated that he could figure it out. After about an hour’s examination he came out and told the cardinals that he knew what was wrong. He said that the bad news was that it was a rare disorder of the testicles. He said that the good news was that all the pope had to do to be cured was to have sex. Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued about it at length. Finally they went to the pope with the doctor and explained the situation.After some thought, the pope stated, “I agree, but under four conditions.” The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an uproar. Over all ofthe noise there arose a single voice that asked, “And what are the four conditions?” The room stilled. There was a long pause The pope replied, “First the girl must be blind, so that she cannot see with whom she is having sex. Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with whom she is having sex. Third, she must be dumb so that if somehow she figures out with whom she is having sex, she can tell no one.” After another long pause a voice arose and asked, “And the fourth condition?” “Big boobs.”

You're not gonna believe who developed a spine at such a late stage in life. He can say all he wants to seem black-friendly but this rat is dead, as far as I'm concerned.

Originally posted by FyrKanten: Listen Shouldn't this be posted in the racist jokes section?

Originally posted by 7 0f Nine: The ads are randomly generated. But I suspect it was the mention of Jack Daniels. Anyone seen or heard of drinking Jack Daniels in a wine glass should be shot on the spot.

Originally posted by Ceebla: Castro ...I liked him untill he declared he was communist. If that's the only issue you have, phew, we have a very short way to go. If you really think about it, you will find that you're communist yourself and just don't know it. In some other thread, someone spoke of something or some other that was natural. Well, in politics and societies, Communism is natural. P.S. There's nothing you can say here that will make me not like you.

Originally posted by Goonle: At 5'11 holding down those long legs might get in the way of takin care of business Goonle, if anything, you are consistent. And what sort of business might you be speaking of here? I see the obvious implication but could there be something more subtle you've tried to share with us? Holla at your boy (old man if you prefer)!

Originally posted by Kashafa: Never thought I'd see Somali men( both fathers too, for God's sake!!!) condone Homosexuality. War adeeeryaal, maa saan baa la isko ogaa ? Kashafa, I stated an opinion which is based on some research, not a lot but enough to steer me in that direction. I'm of the school of thought that environment and anatomy, among other factors, cause homosexuality. Is it immoral? According to Islam, yes. Is it a sin? Again, Islam forbids it. Why? Allah's decree. I'm not evaluating the morality of it, that has already been done, just the nature of it. Consequently, believing that something is natural leads one to wonder if the sin associated with it is justified. But that's a slippery slope and one I choose not slide down. However, even if it were proven anatomical and genetic, Islam still forbids it. Whether it is an excess or a natural compulsion, I will not pass judgement on anyone engaging in it for that is not my place. You have passed enough judgment for the both of us. Why is my concurrence important to you?

Originally posted by Baashi: Amigo Castro, if Homo are part of natural order how come that hole doesn't come equiped with natural lubricants...explain that mister! Baashi, nothing kills a topic, any topic, like the mention of the L word. And, natural normal. Think about that.

Castro Kid 1 (ck1): You're not gonna believe this? Castro Kid 2 (ck2): Believe what, ck1? ck1: It says here that scientists have isolated the gene responsible for homosexual behavior. ck2: What? Couldn't these fools have been a year or two quicker? Boolshidh. ck1: Stop. You sound just like dad now. But seriously, poor dad. He died never to find out about this. ck2: I think he secretly knew. ck1: I think you're right. He was a weird fella. ck2: No kidding! ck2: what about all those people who called him names for predicting this? ck1: I don't know. They're probably claiming these scientists are zionists or trying to kill them. ck2: Dad was too far ahead for them. ck1: He was. Oh I so miss him. ck2: I do too. I miss him so much it hurts. ck2: Do you think mom would still have shot him 8 times in the head if he hadn't married that 22 year old bimbo?

Homosexuality is natural. How on earth can these people be punished when they've been created so? Gay or no gay, Starbucks coffee is glorified brown piss. Ngonge, having known years earlier that this conversation and the manly man rubbish would come up on SOL, I willed my kids into female-hood.

Originally posted by Kashafa: Although the Bush-man is capable of many despicable acts( wars of agression etc), I don't think he'd stoop to marrying Barbara Bush. His Mom. I do have an agenda, that much is clear. And sometimes in my zeal to bring the house of Bush down, I mistake mom for dad for son for wife for drunken daughter for dog. I still think the whole clan sucks a$$. No apologies offered. Kashafa, feel like coffee? Talk to senile papi.

Ceebla, what could you possibly expect from a woman who chose non other than Dubya to father her children? I mean, come on, if you think Dubya is a retard, imagine what the woman he tricked into marrying him is like. I have people at work who, upon hearing of thousands of NO evacuese, were talking of getting extra locks for their homes and being more vigilant. I'm sitting there thinking what a bunch of inhumane ba$tards. As if these people who've lost everything and live in a stadium would go out and rob them. Black people are going to heaven wholesale for all the shidh they live through here, there and everywhere.

Does anyone know what happened to Haddad? This here is a topic he'd normally break up and beat all of us silly with one liners. Did he quit SOL too? Vacation? Or is he past the caterpillar stage and will return as a butterfly? E.T., phone home!

Originally posted by TRUTH_BE_TOLD: Not to disrespect anyone i think there should be sepration state and religion. I do too, TBT. This is not unprecedented though as Jews and Catholics have the option for religious arbitration. What's odd is how this brought out all kinds of rabbits out of their holes. Of course, the demonization of Islam continues. From what I understand, the religious arbitration cannot break any existing Canadian laws so the fear of it is irrational. It is probably the case that those who would march against this have been told Bin Laden is coming to Ontario to change their "way of life." If Canadians pride themselves so much in being progressive, which I believe they are, this will pass and become law. If not, Jews and Catholics can't have it either since we can't have religions receiving preferential treatments. It's everybody or nobody.

Originally posted by Kashafa: That's ok, Castro. I'mma go ahead and leave you with one sobering thought: Karma is one bad mofo. Sins(weird ideas in this case) of the father have a habit of visiting the son.( generally speaking, of course) I've been thinking about this and I'm not sure how to take it. Is it purposely vague or am I playing with less than a full deck? Either way, karma is not applicable here for the sins (or thoughts) have to be certified as bad. Otherwise, it's a non-issue, as is the case here. Like Avis, try harder son.

Originally posted by Kashafa: People have always and will always hate and fight(not fear) fagitism. It's an instictive reaction to a unnatural abomination. Kashafa, there's more than enough bait in those statements for Castro to bite and sink the fisherman with him. But, I won't go there. That Pandora's box you spoke of earlier is enough deterrent for me. Let's see who touches this with any length pole.

Originally posted by Kashafa: Gracias, Comrade. Reluctant to open Pandora's Box ? Understandable. I can live with that. But someone will open that box and what comes out will bite all of us in the derriere.

Kashafa, that's great. Good to see you back. You're quite the character Kashafa. One of the few I've been unable to figure out. You're always blind siding me. Having said that, if we don't let the lord judge them, who will? You? Me? Khayr?

Remember, Xiin, the term is reserved for democrats. I'm a communist.

Originally posted by Bishaaro: Nope, not going to boycot my daily dose of morning sanity. I don't drink from Starbucks coz their coffee sucks. But I've been to gay pride parades before (as a viewer, not a participant) and I see the list of sponsoring companies and think good for them. They're here and they're queer. Who am I to judge? P.S. Don't read anything posted on WorldNetDaily. It's openly racist and pro-hegemony stance is disgusting.

Originally posted by Bishaaro: Baashi/Xiin & Co. Trying to pidgeon-hole men to be one particular thing is ludicrous. All men need not be manly men, we need some pussified. Bishaaro, enlighten me dear on what the pussification process entails? I now know what the meaning of the word is, but I'm interested in the process. @ Baashi: and why did you not come out from the onset dressed all in white and declare such pussified statements? P.S. I can't get over the word Bishaaro brought to my lexicon.

^ Priceless.

Originally posted by Femme Fatale: LOL @ Castro. I believe you have nudged OG Moti out of the position as a Woman's Rights Advocate. Women rights are human rights. Surprisingly, many of the guys who're allegedly on the other side of the argument agree with the above, I hope. Conceding it in public, however, is not the manly thing to do.

Originally posted by Baashi: This is brotherly request from my part. Request received, considered and accepted. Edited: Upon re-reading the article, I have not seen any distinction made between manliness and maleness. Care to point me to the paragraph you have in mind, Baashi?