Originally posted by Misss: "Badayda ha soo galin" Don't f**k with me! "Waad i lugoysay" You amputated my leg.

Originally posted by Naden: Every al-Shaabab warrior's wet dream.

Originally posted by Gheelle.T: lol@ quote:The women are then inspected to see if the firmness is natural, or if it is the result of wearing a bra. If they are found wearing a bra, they are ordered to remove it and shake their breasts, residents said. Wonder who's doing the inspections? Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them o'er your shoulder Like a Continental Soldier? Do your boobs hang low? Do your boobs hang high? Do they reach up to the sky? Do they wrinkle when they're wet? Do they straighten when they're dry? Can you wave them at your neighbor With an element of flavor? Do your boobs hang high? Do your boobs hang wide? Do they flap from side to side? Do they wave in the breeze From the slightest little sneeze? Can you soar above the nation With a feeling of elevation? Do your boobs hang wide? Do your boobs fall off When you give a great big cough? Do they lie there on the ground Or bounce up at every sound? Can you stick them in your pocket Just like Davy Crocket? Do your boobs fall off?

Originally posted by Norfsky: People with religion are more likely to be good citizens. People with no religion are more likely to be criminals and/or drug addicts. lol

Is Sheikh Sharif Really The President Or Sharif Hassan? POLL :confused: RTFM, son.

^^^^ Geezer.

^^^^ Depends how nappy your hair is.

T.V. is pure rubbish, I must agree. Except for Law and Order, The Universe, NFL games, NBA playoffs, Forensic Files, The First 48, Sponge Bob, Frontline and a few others.

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Originally posted by Faarax-Brawn: ^The part about his unusual somali first and last names? "What's in a name? That which we call a Somali By any other name would smell as nasty." With apologies to Shakespeare.

Originally posted by *Buuxo*: What kind of first & last name is that? Surely not a Somali. You all need to stop claiming everyone. The kid's mother says they're Somalis from Kismayo. Which part of he's Somali do you have difficulty with, Ms. Buuxo?

Originally posted by Ms DD: Peacenow is a lost cause anyway. Never engages anyone and never tries to admit to attrocities comitted by none other than Arabs and muslims. Peacenow: "Arabs stink. Muslims stink. You stink. You people have no dignity, no personal hygiene, no table manners, no jobs. You're all on welfare and you fight all the time. You are backwards and ignorant and never add anything positive to humanity. 50 years after colonialism and you're still licking the white man's boots. You make me sick. You are a worthless lot who bring AIDS to Yemen, lice to schools and you wouldn't know what a deodorant is if it hit you in the face. Uff. I am so disgusted by you. I am so ashamed of you. In the streets of Milan, I cross the road and walk on the other side to avoid your stench. You make me ill to my stomach. Ooouuccc. I think I'm going to hurl."

^^^^ Dude, seriously , several so-called "golden rules" have been repeatedly violated. Many have been banned for less. I hear you though, he has a diplomatic passport. Originally posted by SeeKer: ^^Ever thought the guy was providing this site with a service? Sorta like that screeching warning that pops up as a Public Broadcast. You cracking yourself up, eh? With this much hatred for anything or anyone, you'd think that he would stay as far away as he can from Somalis and their rubbish.

Originally posted by peacenow: I'm pointing out the utter hypocrisies of these people. They hate the 'gaalo' yet they take his money, his dole out money. Yet depend on him for everything .......his medicines, his technology, his expertise. A people with no dignity, no shame, no country, no nothing. The writer V.S Naipaul wrote the book 'Amongst the Believers' it was ahead of it's time and describes Somalia perfectly today. Miskiin. Take your medication atheer. Ilaahay ha kuu sahlo.

Originally posted by Libaax-Sankataabte: These training excercises seem worthless. We have been hearing about Somali soldiers being "trained" since Empagathi and nothing came out of them. Training "foreign" troops and police forces is one of the most financially lucrative endeavors Western governments and their contractors undertake. Originally posted by Sherban Shabeel: ^do you have to be white and Christian to be full of hatred? Not always. After 100 years the losers still depend on the white man. It is remarkable how long this numskull has been violating the site rules yet remains a member. And for someone who so hates Muslims, Blacks, Africans and Somalis, he seems to never tire of hanging around them on SOL. Sorta like the Somalilanders who never leave this site. lol. Won't someone put this wretched soul out of its misery and ban him? At least let us unleash some *** whooping on him without risk of getting banned.

Originally posted by Sherban Shabeel: It gets really boring when people won't leave the dead horse alone. The Yey's TFG = Shariif's TFG is THE DEAD HORSE, a poor argument that has been debunked over and over and over again on this forum. Sorry I missed the debunking marathon. Can you debunk it once more? To make your job a little easier, you could narrow your comparison to the following: 1) Control over territory (land and sea) 2) Assistance by foreign armed forces (invited or otherwise) 3) Opposition from internal entities (Islamic or otherwise) 4) Actions taken to reduce displacement by conflict and drought and helping those already displaced 5) Dealing with Puntland and Somaliland 6) Relationship to international community You could ignore peripheral issues such as age of leader, his clan or any speech delivery skills. You could also copy and paste from one of the earlier debunking sessions I missed. Finally, take your time. I'm in no rush.

^^^^^ If I didn't know you in person saaxib, I would have dug in the SOL archives for statements you made that contradict the above. I know you made no such contradictory statements so I didn't bother to look (may be I did a little but didn't find anything ). Perhaps your "karbash" reasoning skills would someday help our homeland out of its rut. I stand in rejection of imposed governments, ideological fundamentalists, clanists, and greedy opportunists who lack conscience. Still a vague answer for your taste? You're going to have to buy me another coffee at that Dunn Brothers to hear more. P.S. Sharif is not the messiah for Somalia, saaxib. That messiah is either a toddler now or is yet to be born.

Originally posted by xiinfaniin: Now I am truly disappointed with you, Castro. You-were-against-Yey-before-but-support-Sharif-now argument is the weakest and lowest I have seen. It has been subjected to the rigorous reasoning I mentioned and found wanting. That you went there is the disappoint awoowe . After reading several posts of yours, I still don’t know what you stand for. It’s apparent however that you are firmly opposed to the current TFG. And on that account, ya Castro raggaagaad ku jirtaa awoowe. Simple saaxib. You supported the TFG during Yey's time, yes or no? If no, then you have made a 180° turn. Except, this U-turn is not justified by any changes to the status quo. If you did support the TFG in the Yey era, then I have wrongly accused you of flip flopping. Your peace caravan is now driven by Sharif with a big TFG logo on its side. The question is, was Yey its former driver and what logo did it have before? P.S. I realize this "debate" has no rules, so fire away.

For someone who's waging two wars with 250,000 troops and sporadically bombing other parts of the world, the irony in winning the Nobel Peace prize is suffocating. This award is utterly undeserved.

Originally posted by xiinfaniin: ^^It has been the case that those whom I have karbaashed with rigorous reasoning sued me for being harsh. In light of your inability to provide alternatives to the current TFG and your apparent failure to even state your stance on this active conflict, I have no remorse of what I have done to your friends, Castro. Now you're speaking in tongues, saaxib. You were against the TFG when Yey was in charge but now you support an even weaker leader of the same rubbish entity? That's not rigorous reasoning. And these petty "conflicts" you speak of have been going on for decades. Perhaps only now they've become significant to you because you're finally paying attention. I have no alternative to the TFG but neither do you (or the world for that matter) and that's why you stick with this stillborn® entity. Compared to the manic Shabaab and other lunatics in our political landscape, the TFG may be the lesser devil. But sticking with the TFG for the lack of alternatives does not suddenly turn it into a winner. You have forced yourself into a corner with that caravan of yours and I understand your inherent desire to defend it. Still, there's time for you to back out and look at the bigger picture.

Vindicated? A strange place SOL is to seek vindication. Anyhow, I have a feeling you want to tell me about those predictions that have come to pass.

Originally posted by xiinfaniin: There is an active effort to replace Sharif’s tfg in Xamar. By whom? Those who installed him (the US)? Why would they bring him to the US if they wanted to get rid of him? Other Somalis? That can't be. Only the US can install and remove "presidents" in that country and so far, Sharif is their horse. You're reading too many tribal websites if you believe otherwise. This has been under way since Sharif’s return from Jabbuuti. This effort is the source of today’s conflict indeed. The battles in and around Kismayo do not define that conflict I described. Saaxib, you're a bright man. Even too bright for your own good. But you're fishing in an empty pond here. Let me give you the 30,000 foot view. There's only one (effective) power broker in Somalia and that is the United States. When Sharif has outlasted his usefulness, he will move to the room next door to Yey at the Motel 6 in Sana'a. If the Shabaab get out of hand, they will be dealt with from Camp Lemonier or through proxies in the NFD or Ethiopians troops in Beledweyne. If the pirates get feisty, sharp shooters and sound guns will be summoned. In the meantime, civilians will die, bombs will go off and ports will be fought over. Somali politics is petty clan politics but external actors reign supreme. I deliberately didn't answer your question.

^^^^ I work too and don't get benefits. So shut the fcuk up!