Ar arkaba our very esteemed Reer Galbeedka Yurub members ismoodo Reer Yurub inay yihiin oo qaxootinimadii la ilooway. When Yurub was going to these same Afrika, Aasiya, Ameerikas iyo Australia for centuries, yaa casuumay? Iyagaa isgeeyey. Ha adkeystaan markooda, it is only for a few decades now oo yaa isgaaray.

Ingiriiska is the new Talyaaniga. What a joke. This is the ultimate result of Brexit.

The Lettuce Outlasts Liz Truss Inspired by a columnist’s turn of phrase, a British newspaper tracked whether the embattled prime minister could survive longer than off-the-shelf produce. A days-old head of lettuce has become a caricature of Prime Minister Liz Truss’s tenuous grip on power in Britain.Credit...The Daily Star LONDON — As support withered for Prime Minister Liz Truss of Britain, so did the ball of lettuce. Purchased at a Tesco grocery store for 60 pence (68 cents), the lettuce became a caricature of the Conservative leader’s flailing hold on power, pitted against the prime minister by The Daily Star, a British tabloid. “Will Liz Truss outlast this lettuce?” the newspaper asked in a live video that has been running since Oct. 14, attracting bounds of viewers and comments on social media. The lettuce gag was inspired by The Economist, which noted on Oct. 11 that between a near-immediate political implosion at the beginning of her tenure and the 10 days of mourning after Queen Elizabeth II died, her grip on power amounted to seven days, or “roughly the shelf-life of a lettuce.” In the end, the lettuce emerged victorious after Ms. Truss resigned on Thursday. Someone flipped the photo of Ms. Truss face-down on the table, colorful lights swirled, and a recording of “God Save the King” played on repeat as nearly 20,000 people watched live. “The lettuce outlasted Liz Truss,” the video declared. Minutes later, a remix of “Celebration” by Kool & the Gang set the mood. To be compared directly to lettuce was one of many indicators that Ms. Truss had a nightmare turn as Britain’s leader since the Conservative Party elevated her in September to replace Boris Johnson. Her proposed tax-cut plan so alarmed voters and the markets that she was forced to reverse herself and fire her top ally, leaving many to wonder if she would be pushed out just weeks after she started. The Daily Star took The Economist’s joke and ran with it, plopping the lettuce on a table next to a framed photo of Ms. Truss. The lettuce was later given a glow-up, featuring a blonde wig, glasses and Mr. Potato Head-like feet and hands, while it was surrounded with crackers and a mug. At one point the lettuce wore an eye mask to get some rest, and on Tuesday the newspaper declared in a front-page headline: “Lettuce Liz on Leaf Support.” To many of the newspaper’s readers, it was a ludicrous statement befitting of a ludicrous moment. The lettuce did not wilt in its six days in the spotlight. Lettuce can generally stay crisp for about seven to 10 days — though that’s typically the life span of refrigerated lettuce, not a head that’s been sitting out on a table and wearing a wig. It was a close match with Ms. Truss. Pressure on the prime minister had steadily grown but she had fought back demands that she resign, declaring on Wednesday in a session of prime minister’s questions in Parliament that “I am a fighter and not a quitter.” It was a brutal showing, with fierce questioning from opposition lawmakers, and she relented on Thursday. - New York Times

Waxee kale fujiyeen the old transparent fence, replacing with ugly Hormuud-painted one ku wareegsan now. Saas u egtahay, waaba la wada fujiyey, xataa cowskii waa dileen.

Did you even read waxaa soo galisay meesha? Shirkadaha tabeeladooda haba la qaadee ama la badalee - if it was up to me waaba mamnuuci lahaa - laakiin geedihii iyo dhirtii sanadooyin la daryeelaaye maxaa loo burburiyey? Geedahana ma shirkadaa lahaa? Moooryaan mentality never ceases to amaze me. Caqliyaradooda maba isgartaan. Berina taalada Axmed Gureey maarteeda iyagoo Imaaraadka ka soo gatay waala arkaa as it happened in 1991.

Saan loo noqdo dadaa rabo oo cun cun haayo:

Secessionists maxee been iskugu aqriyaan. Haddii xabad joojin lagu heshiiyey ma dhulkaa la bixiyey. If tomorrow Ukraine agrees ceasefire with Ruushka, does it mean it automatically recognizes dhulka laga heysto? All this aqoonsi Waqooyi aan imaaneynin Waqooyi loo rasdiyo. Anyway, caalamka dhan ayaa aqoonsan xadbeenaadka Soomaali Galbeed. See the dot dot dot lines.

Old news. Waqooyiga ayaaba ugu daran maanta after Uhuru's little ciyaarsiis of Muuse Muqayil. It is the sole reason u soo qaadatay warkaan, thinking Waqooyiga kuma jiraan. Wrong again. Dowladii Farmaajo laba sano ayee lacagtaan u baaqaneysay ummadda Soomaaliyeed.

Xasan Sheekh iyo wuxuu maamulaba wey ka go'antahay inay Soomaali Galbeed u sharciyeyaan Xabashada. Maangaabsanaa. Booqashadii Jigjiga shalay: Booqashadii Jigjiga maanta:

Intaa isleedahay Soomaali kale fadeexee adiga lee ha isfadeexeen. You think Reer Mareykan iyo dowladooda inay kale jecelyihiin Qowdhan from Culusoow?

Hambalyo barbaarta. Laakiin koobkaan soo ma'aha kaliya dhalinta Bariga iyo Geeska Afrika?

"Djibouti and Sudan have been expelled from regional qualifiers for the Under-17 Africa Cup of Nations after wrist scans showed some of their players were over the age limit." And: "Liberia were disqualified on Monday after two players failed a magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) scan, which was being used by the West African Football Union (Wafu) in line with Confederation of African Football (Caf) regulations." BBC Meesha inay ciyaar ciyaar taalo maa moodaa?

This war is already inuu fashilmo ku dhowyahay because hal qabiil ayaa dagaalka ku rafanaayo. Wasiirkii hore Goodax Barre admitted this, too. Kuwa afka duubnaa dagaalyahanadooda u badnaa Hiiraan ayee iskugu geeyeen. Instead of leaders - especially by Laftagareen iyo Axmed Madoobe - taking of advantage of this void of deegaanada ee baneeyeen in Shabeellaha Hoose iyo Jubbada Dhexe, waxaa aragnaa dad hurdo. One reason is shaki weyn ayee ka qabaan Xasan Sh. iyo co. inay qiyaamaan.

I thought Jaalle Siyaad was a pro-feminist according to his infamous Xeerka Qoyska law.

Xasan Sh.'s MBB strike once again using government power. These thin-skinned moooryaan ma xishoodaan miyaa?

Back in Ugaandha in the other day, which was not planned:

Shirarkee hay'adaha quseeya Soomaaliya ee Xamar ku qaban jireen waxaa loo wareejiyey Nayroobi as it was before 2017. Wasiiradii dowladii dhexe ayaana ka qeybgalaayo, among them wasiiradda maaliyada iyo shidaalka oo shirar quseeya areimaha Soomaaliya Nayroobi ugu qeybgalay without feeling any shame. Shameful. Now Laftagareen is meeting daljiriyaashii Midowga Yurub iyo Ingiriiska in Nayroobi. Ayaandarrro ahaa.

Why publish this publically to airport workers? If you have sirdoon shirqool ah, do wixii loogu hortagi lahaa instead of u sii sheegeysid kuwa argagaxa soo wado. Garoonkii ayee rabaan laga cararo.

Muuse Muqayil's press release sanad iyo bar ka hor: Pure projection.

Qof wax og qoray qoraalkaan: Waxaan rabaa in aan maqaal kooban ka qoro sida uu u dhacay dilka halyeygii farxaan Qaroole. Farxaan waxa uu ku maqnaa dalka debediisa waxa uu soo degay wakhti kooban kahor inta aanu dhiman. Hawlgalka Basro waxaa qorsheeyay beryahana ku hawlanaa Taliyaha Nabad sugida (Mahad salaad) hawlgalka inta uusan bilaaban waxaa uu mahad salaad sii tegay magaalada balcad. Farxaan waxaa loo sii diyaariyey in uu soo kaxeeyo Marka uu soo dego Taliyaha ciidana gaarika ah ee NISA (Duufaan) Maxamed Gaayac, qorshuhuna wuxuu ahaa in loo tago taliyaha Nabadsugida Mahad Salaad. Farxaan waa yimi waxaana ay israaceen maxamed gaayac sidii qorshuhu ahaa waxayna aadeen magaalada balcad, oo uu joogo Taliye mahad salaad. Mahad waa ka tegay magaalada Balcad intii ay Farxaan iyo jidka kusoo jireen wuxuuna aaday magaalada Basro oo ciidankii qabteen. Farxaan wuu wacay Mahad makii uu tegay Balcad wuxuuna Mahad ku yiri iigu imoow meel Balcad iyo Basra u dhexaysa, laakiin basra u dhow. Farxaan waa baxay isaga oo ay wada socdaan taliyaha duufaan wuxuuna aaday dhanka Basro. Markii uu meel aan aad uga fogayn balcad marayo ayaa baabuurtii la joojiye waxaana la galay sawiro, kadib waa la dhaqaaqay waxaana baaburta horgalay gaarigii Frxaan wax yar markii la socday gaariga Farxaan waxaa la kacday miino aad u xoog badan oo tan dhulka lagu aaso ah. Halkaas ayuuna farxaan ku dhintay. 1. Wadad waa wadadii uu saaka maray taliyaha NISA 2. Farxaan Waxa uu u socday Taliye Mahad 3. Waxaa la socday Farxaan taliyaha ciidanka gaarka ah oo ay Mahad qaraaba dhow yihiin 4. Waxaa markii baaburtu istaagtay horgalay kolayada baaburka Farxaan. Bal idinku qiimeeya hawshaas.

Now it is in-person murdering: Taliyihii Booliiska gobolka Banaadir Farxaan Qaroole oo ku geeriyooday Qarax miino Taliyihii ciiddanka Booliiska gobolka Banaadir, Farxaan Maxamuud Aadan (Farxaan Qaroole) ayaa ku geeriyooday qarax miino oo lagula eegtay deegaanka Basra, halkaas oo saakay ciidamada dowladda kala wareegeen Alshabaab. Waxaa la sheegay in gaariga uu la socday taliyaha ciiddanka booliiska gobolka Banaadir uu haleelay Qarax miino oo Alshabaab ay waddada kusii aaseen. Waxaa sidoo kale jira khasaare kale oo gaaray askartii la socotay. Farqaan Qaroole ayaa kamid ahaa saraakiishii kasoo qeyb qaatay dagaallada Alshabaab. Wuxuuna dhowr jeer ka badbaaday weerraro ismiidaamin ah oo Muqdisho lagula eegtay. Madaxweynihii hore ee Soomaaliya Maxamed Cabdullaahi Farmaajo ayaa xilka taliyaha Booliiska gobolka Banadir u magacaabay sannadkii hore, kadib markii kasoo wareejiyay taliyihii gaarka ahaa ee ciidanka Haramcad. Farxaan Qaroole waxa uu ku biiriyaa saraakiil iyo masuuliyiin sare sare oo dowladda katirsanaa oo ku baxay gacanta Alshabaab. Wuxuu dilkiisa kusoo aaday xilli dowladda Soomaaliya ay waddo duulaan ka dhan ah Alshabaab.

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