Salaan... Iimaan: Go for it! Faadumiin: You might change, as we wish on this issue. You know we persuaded you on the issue of whether love exists or not, but we eventually and successfully convinced you it does EXIST. So, likewise, you might as well change your mind on this one. And we hope so that you will do it quickly. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Soul_Lady: Life is Beautiful WoooooooW!! Though, I did not go to a movie theatre to watch that movie, but darn, it was so emotional to watch it on t.v. Runtii. Especially that Talyaani guy. It was a clever, so subtle, too ingenious movie. What is the main actor's name again? Bennito? Bennishiyo? Banito? Kac dheh. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... HeHe: And that was you, ehe? Aahahahahahah. Kud Kud Kud!! Gis Gis Gis!! Dhaq Dhaq Dhaq!!! Maskiin. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Rawla Why don't you tell us how she snores? Is it quuuuuuuuuuuq? Or qaaaaaq? Or even qab-qab-qus-qux-qac-qam-qish? Ar quura xumaa. Kii ku guursado dhibkiis mayaro, Faayoow. Faayda: Haye, maanta quuradaa aas la kashifey. Maskiin. See u seexataa hee. Dariska meeqo mar ays nayn-nayn-wan waceen? Inii minankaa cirfiid kujiro ays u maleyeen nooh. Mise jini dheh bo. Horta jini adaaba eh bo. For real. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Faadumiin: And may I keenly and kindly guide you to the idiot's exit door, that is if you can't even read the sign at the door. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Faadumiin: And may I keenly and kindly guide you to the idiot's exit door, that is if you can't even read the sign at the door. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Caydiid, LoL, xaa tiri? Calibeesteen aah? LoL. Mayaa iskiimoos dheh nooh. Iyaah. Ar xariif dheh bo. Qatari sana, wewe. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Caydiid, LoL, xaa tiri? Calibeesteen aah? LoL. Mayaa iskiimoos dheh nooh. Iyaah. Ar xariif dheh bo. Qatari sana, wewe. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Duqa, sheekada ha badalin ee si ay ku fiicneed markii hore ee kadhig hee see ahayd markii hore: Ronald Reagan, Mika'il Gorbachev, and Siyaad Barre. Sheekadaana sidaa nosoo xasuusisay waa ku mahadsantahey, duqa. ______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... C/nuur: Waraa waa igu saniftey yaah? Maraxaa taacun. Shitaawe ha igu noqon nooh. Shimee kula murmay. You wrote {or will write} something, I wrote {or will write} something and that was {or will be} it. And is it a must to agree all the time or must not to disagree all the time? ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... The libaax has spoken. Saas aas lagaa rabaa duqa, Libaax abuu Xuux. ______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... C/nuur: Yes, I do know the answer and it is simple: I don't know. Adi tan ka jawaab hee. Wax aa adi qaadi kartid oona qaadi karo wax aadan adi qaadi karin. Oh, if your Soomaali is that tough, then: Tell us something that you can lift, but that thing can lift something you cannot lift. Ha wareerin hee. It is simple. Every maryoleey waas aqanaa tan. ______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... C/nuur: Yes, I do know the answer and it is simple: I don't know. Adi tan ka jawaab hee. Wax aa adi qaadi kartid oona qaadi karo wax aadan adi qaadi karin. Oh, if your Soomaali is that tough, then: Tell us something that you can lift, but that thing can lift something you cannot lift. Ha wareerin hee. It is simple. Every maryoleey waas aqanaa tan. ______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Kowneyn: Duqa, I read that book you mentioned about being written about the Sheekha. But, it is really a whole bunch of fabricated thing. I am sure. It was written by some suufi Pakistani who really abhored that maskiin Sheekh. We can't really debate about this issue, because we too darn well know who is really on the suna or not. Again, answer this question, clearly, "Do you believe that suufis are really following the Prophet's way--the suna? Answer to that questions, as explicitly as you can. Don't tell me some suufis are or do this or that, as long as they claim to be suufi is enough for me. And what I had seen about suufis or read about them is really off the hook, really un-Islamic. Buula: Try to relax. As I told they are mad at that maskiin Sheekh because he advised the first Sacuudi king at that time to not allow the folks like suufis to worship at the Prophet's masaajid. Asking for help--not Allaah--but the Prophet. God forbid! They were all making these un-suna practices, including the mawliid. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... And by the way, Luula, that tiyiiso of yours is so tight, so proportional. Runtii. May I borrow it for a one-night stand, baliish? Noo! I won't hurt, I promise. _______________ Macsalaama!! [This message has been edited by Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar (edited 03-11-2002).]

Salaan... Luuleey: Soomaali waxee dhaheen bajaq la'aan abaar waaye. If you only know that. Guys never get uncomfortable as long as a girl talks about his muscular body. Ain't I right, guys? C/nuur: Well, I think I am not a guy then. I don't talk about girl's body twenty-fours-to-seven-days-a-week. I talk about it every split second. Perhaps, this is the boy's league, not guy's ones. _____________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Ismahaan: Qatari sana runtii. How smart you are. Runtii. I thought the guy was going to fool you, but you caught him in a nutshell; especially, on the electric train trick. In that one, I thought you might be tricked this one, but again you are really brainy. C/nuur: Next time, try harder. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Ismahaan: Qatari sana runtii. How smart you are. Runtii. I thought the guy was going to fool you, but you caught him in a nutshell; especially, on the electric train trick. In that one, I thought you might be tricked this one, but again you are really brainy. C/nuur: Next time, try harder. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Jamaal: How about majaajilo? Saas waaye. Waxaa kaaba laadar ka ahaan doono Awjini. Aheey, majaajilo kaaba laadar ays qabtaa nooh. Lakiin hal feer maku jiri doono hee. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Does geed tilaal count? Or perhaps, boobooc would help. Lamadaan geed midkood aas galaa. Qurac aah, Allaheey Alla! ______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Kowneyn: We all do know there is absolutely nothing wrong calling salafis themselves to be a salafi. I am sure there is nothing wrong with that title. And by the way, most salafis prefer strictly to remain as Ahlul Suna Wa Jameeca. It is the people who are perhaps like you that are so loathsome and who are also name calling against the people of Ahlul Suna. Brother, everyone with a clear sharp mind can distinguish between when it comes to choose the right suna path and who is on that path on these two people: salafi and suufi. Behold carefully on these unspeakable stuff that suufis do: Dancing or whirling {thinking they are united with Allaah. Allaah forbid!}. Digri {as far as the suna goes, the Prophet would rather preferred if he was praised in a good way, not an annually gathered mawliid}. Mawliid. Saint over-praising. To praise those who died like kings. Not working {the Prophet worked and he does all his social life. He did not ignored to take care his family}. Denying the basics of life {Allaah gave you life and its pleasure, you should also enjoy it. Islaam is a balanced faith--a moderate one. A middle one. You should keep in this life as well as in the hereafter. You neither neglect either}. Eating jaad {soomaali and yemeni suufis do this}. Causing to allow suffer their bodies--not eating days and nights. Neglecting life completely and thoroughly. Not marrying {the Prophet married}. Asking for help those who passed away. Asking to intermediate on behalf of Allaah {Allaah forbid!} Bidca! Bidca! Bidca! And don't tell me some suufis do this or that. Almost all do some bidcas. Personally, I don't really call myself any name than to be a good Muslim who really follows his Prophet's path--the Suna. And If you think I am closest to the salafis, then it is all good. The salafis are the real followers of the Prophet. Bula: They are mad at Sheekh Cabdiwahaab because he wouldn't allow them to worship the Prophet's tomb. Walaahi. That is the very first and main thing they are really mad at. Also, the Sheekh told them digri with mawliid is wrong too. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Faadumiin iyo C/nuur: I ain't live in America. I live in Canada. That means, our health care system is free--supposedly called Universal Health Care System. . Oh, yeah, nothing is free, but we pay our taxes and our taxes guarantees us to have a reasonable free access to health care anytime we want. And this is one of the main reasons I like about the living situations in Canada. ________________ Macsalaama!! [This message has been edited by Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar (edited 03-09-2002).]

Salaan... Yuusuf: I have nothing personally against suufiyah. What I detest is what some of them do. And worship. Ever heard darawiish {or as it is known in the West dervishes}? What some suufis practice is far from the Islaamic beliefs. And certainly, very far, far, far from the suna of the Nabi {s.c.w.} ______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... And I thought Caydiid was 'nayaa.' Mea culpa! _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... And I thought I was shaxaari too. Noo, noo, I am qor-qode. Or perhaps, qamarji. ______________ Macsalaama!!