Salaan... Concerned-Sister: LoL. Shiirtooy dheh. Yac. Uunsi iyo maxee isku dartey horta? Maan. Uunsi, huruud, cadar iyo huruudkoo kale oo cilaan eh ay isku soo bil bishaa filaa. Taqwa: Maan, waraa adi you are so ninjo nooh, xataa gooskaa la arko goormaa noogu danbeesay oo qososhid. Kamoon, duqa. Mar mar kud-kud-dhaq-dhaq caafimaad waaye nooh. Xataa xadiis waa kusoo qaban karaa inii qosolka caafimaad lee yahey. Kidding brother. Yeah, they should leave the full-equiped with xijaab {or is it niqaab?} sister alone. A one like this: Ninja dheh bo. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... MCC, yeah. Count me on. Koronto lost its electricity some days ago though, but we will come again next year, once again illuminating our wonderful light of Koronto. And will have this Silver-Nothing trophy in the near future: And heey, look at it, there is MY name somewhere on it. But you need a little toorbino in order to see it. _________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan… Ar maalintoo naagtoo Safar ku imaatey Xamar oona markaas ugu horeysay wax dooro ah Xamar keento, yacni beecmushtar. Dooradaas bas lee Xamar usoo wadey. Bas kontoroolkii Xamar markee soo gaartey, aa Isbatoorihii meshaas u diray sarkaalka hoose inii siisoowga doorada kabuuxdo ay wadato baaro. Sarkaalkii aa soo korey siisoowga weyn, baaritaanka ka bacdina markaas weydiiyey su’aal caadi iska eh, "Eedo, doorooyinka meeqo xabo waaye?" Islaantii intii sanif gishay aaba xanaaq sanka u imaadey, sarkaalkiina baabuurka jug iyo jac kaga soo tuurtey. Iyagoo isla murmaayo ayaa kii Isbatoorihii soo dhex galey. Markaas aa Isbatoorihii dhahey, "Xaa ku baalal badan; yahooy dooradaan xagaad u wadaa?" Islaantii sii sanif hee oo xanaaq sakaraad eh. Islaantii aa soo booday, "Dee kii ugu weynaa baa naag hoosteeda wax ka sheegaya, dee nimankaan aqlaaqda iyo bilaa edebdarada bartey maxee yihiin? War meeyi dadkii la yaqiinay." Wareer iyo warkeed lee. ______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... The following quotation is reputed to be the transcript of an actual courtroom cross-examination of a doctor on the witness stand by a defense attorney. Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" Doctor: "No." Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?" Doctor: "No." Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?" Doctor: "No." Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" Doctor: "No." Lawyer: "How can you be so sure?" Doctor: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." Lawyer: "But, could the patient have still being alive nevertheless?" Doctor: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere." _________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Meshaan torobo su'aal lee ku nacay. Yac! Hokey, hokey. Hal erey oo isku fasiro shaqsigaa aah? Maan, ga iga sii yaqeey. Alright, let me try: Bacoow Asbax Qumeey Duli Jinoole-aw-Jacburis Xaasid Qamarji Quuqle Qaacin Turoofotoore Shuufle Xaaji Dhagax Sorry, I know what you were waiting for: a one word that fits me. And I ain't got that word, since, remember, I qaulify all of these above mentioned words. If you persist to know that the word that I do not got, it is friendly. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Waraa guuroow, ga iga sii yaah. Dogaan hooba kastey, si feyla in kasaasa filee. Ar wala istaawihayti inii adi widaay kaliya kasaasa dogaan, iyaah? Waraa adi kaligaa ma ihid hee, af walba waa laguula jacbursanaa yaqeey. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Ajaaja, abaa sidii adoo wato Fatuuro abuu Fariinlaawey wadato camal aa ugu soo kala firinee yaah mahaan. Ga naga sii hee. Bustaa aaba na dishay nooh. See camaleeto, fiiri horta Xaaji Khamsiintaa. Sheeraro maqabto xataa. Bilaajo Carab aa kasoo dhiitisay, yaah. Kud iyo Wid like erey. Waraa, welkam. Shaah iyo Caano Geel aa la isku daraa mahaan. Maxaa kasoo baxo horta? Meshaan walax nomad la dhaha aa kasoo baxo aas la dhahey nooh. Ani markii dhahey caano booro aas rabaa, fiiris aaba i dilay, nafteey aaba u cabsadey nooh. __________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Jamaal: Duqa, that will be a clan. Maxaa loogu magac daraa hee? Reer Jamaal abuu Jaajuumoow miyaa? Runtii. Bas waaye, reer dhab aa yeelanee, weydiiso hee Boqorada inii goof nus eh kaaga dhisto the House of Birds dhexdiis nooh. ____________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... I would try to break a record set by my own father: to outnumber 22 two children of us. I want to, at least, have a 23rd number. If that is possible, Inshallah. But, maaaan, Jamaal Jacle aaba iga daran. Maxaa waaye adi, xaasaskaa fuusto maa moodey markii 5-0 sheegeysid. Yac waraa. Five-Ooh aah?? Bisinkoooo. Barkad maa buuxinoysaa saxiiboow. _________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Heey, Winger, is that Mr. Fume-Ire French guy still alive? I thought his glorious days are in the midst of the clouds. Maan, I used to like him simply he was unlikable--you must like him with all his unlikable quailities. The last time I had seen him was when he kicked some fans in a stadium. And that was the day. _________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... I think Taqwa might have a heart attack to see this thread. If you, sister, don't know him yet, well wait and be a little patient until a couple hours. And for that, baliish be careful, very careful. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... I think Taqwa might have a heart attack to see this thread. If you, sister, don't know him yet, well wait and be a little patient until a couple hours. And for that, baliish be careful, very careful. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... I think Taqwa might have a heart attack to see this thread. If you, sister, don't know him yet, well wait and be a little patient until a couple hours. And for that, baliish be careful, very careful. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... I think Taqwa might have a heart attack to see this thread. If you, sister, don't know him yet, well wait and be a little patient until a couple hours. And for that, baliish be careful, very careful. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Jamaal, yes, let Kamiila register, and then the possibility of PM would follow. Yac! She didn't understand that nooh. But, now I hope she understands before we the spectators see the Cali-Falaax, and also a crack of Registiino part being ripped off in public. ______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Sheeko sheeko; sheeko xariir. Shimbiraa dhuustey. Shaarkeed shaftey. Shini shariifteed u sheekhdey. Yac. Haye, buubaaye, sheeko abuu jacburis dheh hee. Buubto, igaar aa ku heley. Bas waaye. Sidii iskugu fiican tihiin aaba i dishay. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Haye hadee sheekada tahey marqaan iyo jinigiis oo jaad ku saabsan, iga qabsada hee teyda. Xariifkoo aa maalin qayilaayi. Markii marduufkii hore ka tuurey kistoo kuleel qabtey oo shaatigii uu watey iska siibay. Shaatigii uu bixiyey oo darbiga sur uu damcay. Lakiin darbiga waxaa saarnaa taqsi, oo xariifkaan waa marqaansanyahee taqsigii uu wuxuu u maleeyey inii yahey musbaas. Sur uu damcay. Taqsigii waa buubay. Ninkaan musbaarka inii soconaayo uuba u maleyaa oo waa daba raacey. Sur uu hadana is dhahey. Taqsigii hadana waa buubay. Ninkaan waa daba racaa lee. Taqsigaana waa buubaa lee. Markii tanbe kuwii la fadhiyey oo yaaban aa dhahey saxiiboow see camalkaa. Waaba isla quman yahey. Kulahaa, "Maxaana inaa shaatiga surtaa rabaa musbaarkaan hadba meel u socdo." Yac. Ar aduunkaana. Jaad iyo wareerkiis makala dheero. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Ilaahoow adaa Caadil eh, inagana aqbal ducadaas: Amiiiiin!!! _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... You go, girl!!! And I have a perfect one for you as a brotherly nomad gift to welcome you around: Aha, it sounds cool, ehe. And kamoon it is a scholastic one too. _________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Kii sheekadaan hada kahor meel kasoo xadey oo been been ku maqley, yac hada biiso hee hadii kale sun ay kugu noqonee tii kore. ________________ Xariifkoo Xamari eh aa rafaad iyo mushkilo ka heesatey xaaskiis. Waa ka joogi waaye minanka maxaa yeeley buuqeed iyo rafaadkeed aa batey, maalintii danbe koo Qac-Qub ah oo cusub aa daris la ahaa uu waano walaaltimo u doontey. Sheekada waa bilaabatey. Xamari, "Duqa, walaahi lamadaan bari rafaad iyo nus minanka nooh." "Maxaa jirana?" "Ar xaaskii aaba bandoow iigu soo ridey meshii aan ugu jeclaa. Mana aqaani sababta." "Walaal, waa arin xun ee waa see hadee oo uun sheekada u biloowdey markii hore?" "Runtii ma aqaani; lamadaan bari ganfuurka lee la ii taagoyaa. Ciyaar ma jirta lee socoto. Marka saas lee waaye." "Saas ka bacdi, Ina-Xariif, dabeedna?" "Iyaah. Dabadeed maaba keentey? See camal hee, Duqa. Xaaji Baaba Shariif aaba ku modee. Dabadeed aah. Bisinkoo. Jinigaa maaba kugo dagey hee. Inaa Lilaah. See camalkaa. Mala is boobsiinaa oo dabadeed maaba laga dhacay. Ar iga tag. Macbuudkoo. Kan intee laga soo dafey horta. Waaba shakiyee. Yac. Ar i hadaaf hee. Dabadeed kulahaa. Mayaa xabadkeedna iska dheh nooh." "Walee. War hadee maxaa uun ku hadleysaa? Walaal, waxa uun ku weediyey dabadeedna, ileen waa sidee hadee?" "Fiiri bo. Wali waa sii indha adag yahey. Intee lagaa keeney, waraa. Inaa Lilaahi, Wa Inaali Raajicuun. Waraa isku xishoo nooh. Gargaa aas ku heestaa. Mar lee shib dheh, waa ku tugaa yaqeey." Abkoow Qub-Qac wareer lee nooh. Yaa kuu fahmaayo hee. Xariifkiina sidii asagoo madaxa lux luxaayo ku baxey oo yaaban. _________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Waraa Sacad, hana caybeynin nooh. See camalkaa. Bisinkoo. Iyaah, hadii mahaan buraanbur keentey xaa kuu dhiman? Hokey, hokey, I got your game and it is called shirib, not buraanbur. Hokey, here it is for you: . Seeftaa labood hee. And it ain't istunka. Beydaan: Yac. Markii ku bare aa igu jisaree yaah. Soomaali waxee markii horeba dhahdey laga bartey laga badshey, marka igu jisaar hee. Haye, aqiyaarta safka soo gala hee intii buraanburka bilaaban waa tanaa: Gurbaantiin ma wadatiin? Hokey, hokey. Tii buraanbur aqaanin sharax ay ciyaari kartaa. Kan kataarada heesto Sacad miyaa. Baaba Duq waaxid. ______________ Macsalaama!! [This message has been edited by Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar (edited 04-19-2002).]

Salaan... Well, how about Nucmaan and Mansuul, they weren't exactly cartoons lakiin caadi dheh. Barney camal ay ahayeen. Nucmaan aa soo galaay, "Hadaa, mansuul?" "Hadaa, nucmaan. Keyfa xaalag yaa aqii?" "Alxamdulilah." Wali waa la xasuustaa hee. ______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Well, how about Nucmaan and Mansuul, they weren't exactly cartoons lakiin caadi dheh. Barney camal ay ahayeen. Nucmaan aa soo galaay, "Hadaa, mansuul?" "Hadaa, nucmaan. Keyfa xaalag yaa aqii?" "Alxamdulilah." Wali waa la xasuustaa hee. ______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Well, how about Nucmaan and Mansuul, they weren't exactly cartoons lakiin caadi dheh. Barney camal ay ahayeen. Nucmaan aa soo galaay, "Hadaa, mansuul?" "Hadaa, nucmaan. Keyfa xaalag yaa aqii?" "Alxamdulilah." Wali waa la xasuustaa hee. ______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Well, how about Nucmaan and Mansuul, they weren't exactly cartoons lakiin caadi dheh. Barney camal ay ahayeen. Nucmaan aa soo galaay, "Hadaa, mansuul?" "Hadaa, nucmaan. Keyfa xaalag yaa aqii?" "Alxamdulilah." Wali waa la xasuustaa hee. ______________ Macsalaama!!