Salaan... Rap-Mistress: I thought you kinda like rapping and these stuff. But, what is with Khaalid bin Walid Masaajid. Ani maa wareerey oo rap iyo khaalid bin walid aa isku meel ka dhaca? Sheekh Bashiir must be laughing hard. LoL. Ha u bixin hee, sister. It's nice of you to work there. And especially on this Youth Conference. Is the guy who is from Texas still there? The guy who gave the Khutba on Friday? I wanted to be there today, unfortunately I couldn't make it. Heey, keep some bariis for me, hokey. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Rap-Mistress: I thought you kinda like rapping and these stuff. But, what is with Khaalid bin Walid Masaajid. Ani maa wareerey oo rap iyo khaalid bin walid aa isku meel ka dhaca? Sheekh Bashiir must be laughing hard. LoL. Ha u bixin hee, sister. It's nice of you to work there. And especially on this Youth Conference. Is the guy who is from Texas still there? The guy who gave the Khutba on Friday? I wanted to be there today, unfortunately I couldn't make it. Heey, keep some bariis for me, hokey. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Ladiyoos: Perhaps, it was your appearance that freaked the hell out of that lady to assume you not being a Soomaali. Perhaps, it was the way you dressed. Perhaps, it was, in her presupposed mind, your so kind of offering a greeting--and an Islaamic one. Perhaps, she was mad and was minding her own business, thus your own interuption made her unease. Perhaps, perhaps...the theories are on and on. Well, ani indhahaa ka salaama. And if I see a one in elavator, my salaam will never be late. Especially to elders. Salaan is not tough to say. I must hesitate, though, to offer a one to gabdhaha, because I know what they will think of it. A pick-up line, perhaps. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... And add these boys' image on the list, Jamaal. ______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Barwaaqo saas miyaa, dankis hee. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Caydiid: Brother, you are getting a bit further. What are all of these fuss with these hatred and acrinomious about? Brother be a frank social person. Kamoon. I thought you were better than that. Kamoon. Hokey. Hana igu sanifin ani, hokeey. LoL. Waa la isku lee yahey nooh. _____________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Raxiima, walashiis Mahad Alla!! Beydaan, maxaa kugu dhacay? Kamoon, sometimes life aaba saas iska eh. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Ismahaan, dankis yaqeey. Jasaakallaah!! _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Kii maqley sheekadaan biis waaye, kii kalena kursi jiif soo qaado hadii ganbar weesay. ________________ Gabar la dhaho Shuun iyo cideeda aa Waqooyi Galbeed kasoo guureen oo xaafada Waaberi ee Xamar ay usoo gureen. Gabadhaan oo maskiin iska eh sitimaankii ugu horeysay magaceed aaba sheeko Awkoombe laga dhigtey. Iyada too kale waaye maba fahmin bo. Sidii loogu haayi, 'Abaay shuun kaaley shuunkaa macanaa.' Maskiin dheh yaa kuu fahmaayo hee. Sitimaankaas cusub iyadoo lagu jiro oo wali alaabtood fur furan ay dariska maalin ka doonatey xaaqin ama iskooba iyo shanlo. Ay Iisho aa daris la ahayd oo gurigeeda ay ku hormartey. Markii soo gishay aa Ay Iisho ku dhahdey, "Igaarteey Shuun soo gal minankaa minankaa waaye." Shuun salaantaas maba qaadin oo waxee rabtey ay biloowdey, "Dee mafiiqad {iskoobo ama xaaqin} iyo feedha {shanlo} baa doonayi." Ay Iisho hakuu wareerto hee. Ay Iisho aa soo tuurtey, "Ar igaartey, Dagaal ana Allaheey ka Alla. Hana fiiqin, hana i feerin, adi lee shuun markii hore isu bixiyey ee anaga Allaheey ka Allah oo anaga ma aheen." Ay Iisho way sii wadey wacdigeed, "Igaarteey hadii rabtid dagaal maku jirno walax kale oo qayr eh noo sheeg hee." Gabadhii yaab. Ereyga dagaal lee fahantey. Iyada in dagaal laga wado waxee u maleysaa bo in shanladii iyo iskoobihii dagaal in lagu kala qaatey. Ar sidii aa lagu kala tagey iyadaa la isku maqan yahey. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... I didn't really know how painful was this. Sorry hee abaayaasha tutigiin. Walaahi, I didn't know it is was this kind of inflicting. Oops, my tip-toing had been caught. I am in the wrong washroom. Darn someone in some ugly mind blocked the MAN side in the woMAN sign. It is perhaps my poor vision. Or perhaps my rushing kidneys. Sorry once more. ______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... From man's side, it is easy. He can marry upto four. And this is one of the reasons polygamy was permitted. Under this condition or similar ones, that is why, really, polygamy is the solution. But, I don't know how would a sister deal with that. Ilaahey caadil waaye, calaf haduu jirin xoog ma'aha. If she can sacrifice a great deal of her pleasurable life and allow him marry a second or third, then it is all a happy family and happily end. But, I doubt that will ever happen. I know there is this love thing, but hey we are talking about the best possible way a one can have a child. ______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Buubto: Saas miyaa, hokey hee. Aamina: Ani maskiin ma'ihi? Iga daa nooh. Bas waaye hadii maskiin ani noqon jinigeey aa soo raranaa hee. Aheey, jinigeey katarbiilka wato wali oo mashiidiyana eh. ______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Oops, it wasn't for me. But, I thought I was the only waardiye at the door at that time. If I am wrong, then... _________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Barwaaqo: Walashaa see tahey hada? I know it was three years ago, but still wax long-term injury gaarey ma jiraan? Ah, I ain't no personal injury lawyer, in case you are thinking like that. LoL. _________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Libaax-aw-Xuux: Quit watching too much Oscar gallas. Runtii. And speaking of it, did you watch it last night? Oh, God. It was the only night I watched almost all completely. And you wouldn't believe how happy I was by seeing the names Berry and Washington being announced. Especially, when the name Washington being said aloud by that girl Julia Roberts. It reminded me how real fan I was wagii banoonigii koobka aduunka ahaa nooh. Walaahi sidii Talyaaniga camal aa u dabaal dagaayi nooh. Oo alaabta isgili oo gacanta ah ku haaye. Buubto: LoL. Yes, I ain't no maskiin. Rather a wasqaan. I ain't, too, no macruuf or aqiyaar. I am a waawareey. And majnuun. And waryaa too. If I was really macruuf, maskiin, aqiyaar guy, I wouldn't have called these names on myself. It is rather the opposite. Aqiyaarta kale, thanks hee. Waa la isku lee yahey nooh. Meeqo Oskar aas heley? Iyaah. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Hellooow!! And goodbye! ______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Eheheheh!! Dhaq Dhaq! Mea culpa! Sorry. I just couldn't stop laughing. Heey, I am laughing, but you said don't laugh at me, as though... Nice gabeey, by the way. And the sky is not falling. Ah, did you read that book called, "The Sky is Falling" by Sidney Sheldon? ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Caydiid, ar maxaa is faalisay? Magaclaawe: Maxaa noo weydinee hee. Lakiin waxaa siinaa cariifkoo la dhaho Libaax-abuu-Xuux oo ka qaraabto mahaan. Dhinaca gabdhahana tan waaye: Naag-Qaawan. AKA Abuu-Iisho-Manuurto. But, today, better know as the honourable Lady of Faadumiin. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Mr. Lefty: Read the Holy Qur'aan. Completely. And now, get back to us, and once more ask us this question if it is a religion of 'peace' or not. And ironically, I said salaam to my brothers and sisters in here at the beginning. That itself means no other than 'peace'. Peace of inner feelings. Peace of wishing others--mostly, the believers--good. Peace of protecting your brothers and sisters. Peace of oneself. Peace to everything. Whether you call it nature or not. Now, I beg you to read the Holy Qur'aan. Thoroughly. And fully. Then get back to us. _______________ Macsalaama!! {This also means peace with sweet once more } [This message has been edited by Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar (edited 03-20-2002).]

Salaan... Xaraka: Aw bidaarle, adi bidaartaa hadii ku gishay ma isku bogtay hee. Iyaah, maalintii meeqo bajaq aa kusoo fiirineyso hee, meeqana aa lambarkood kuu dhibaayo nooh. Ar bidaar marlee fiican tahey, markee tahey sidii garoonka diyaaradaha camal nooh. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Jamaal, budkeey masoo qaadanaa. Mise burus iyo kal mooyo aa loo baahan yahey? Isoo sheeg. Siiba 10 Down St. aa ka raadinaa nooh oo kaaba laadarka dagan mahaas aaba ka bilabaa. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Thanks, Ismahaan, but your helpful information was due for two years. Two years ago I was recommended to use an ookiyaal. And today, I believe I need my second ookiyaal. And by the way, there is this thing on the computer screen I keep looking whenever I have a time to view. It is my obsession. I must admit. _________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Thanks, Ismahaan, but your helpful information was due for two years. Two years ago I was recommended to use an ookiyaal. And today, I believe I need my second ookiyaal. And by the way, there is this thing on the computer screen I keep looking whenever I have a time to view. It is my obsession. I must admit. _________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Seeker: So you want a wild girl, at least. Well, guess what? We have plenty of them. Semi-wilds. Full-wilds. And in-between wilds. So, the choice is yours. They have a special place: Buur Karoole. I can get you as many as four--which is the maximum number allowed under the banner of Islam. ______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Beydaan: So you want a guy who has a curi voice, ehe? Like that singer, what is his name? White? That deeply coarse voice. _______________ Macsalaama!!