Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar

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  1. Salaan... Originally posted by MaLikah: Advice #1- pack up on toilet paper..unless you plan on using tree leaves. Advice #2- invest in a satellite phone. you're gonna get depressed not understanding anybody and nobody understanding you (ok,maybe thats jus me lol), but you're gonna need contact wit the outside world. Advice #3- DONT GET MARRIED! See kaa noqotay? As a matter of fact, Xamar has more residential per capita phone lines than Addis Ababa. A lot of folks down there are bored and they play with their phones. By dialing any five digit numbers. _______________ Macsalaama!
  2. Originally posted by BARWAAQO: quote:Originally posted by Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar: ... Girls wearing any gown at weddings. Guys wearing ties and suits at any occasional gathering. Should they all show up naked then? Noo, dear. Dirac, gabarsaar, goorgaro iyo sifaleeti--all matching would do for the sisters. And as for faaraxis, macawiis iyo shaal iyo koofi barawaani iyo fitishaari iyo cimaamad iyo bakoorad iyo... _______________ Macsalaama!!
  3. Salaan... MMA Hate is a blind thing....It impairs your judgement greatly markaas saxiib Stop hating Duqa, maxaa naceeb keenaayo? Wah. See kaa noqotay. Xaa nacaa ii sheeg? Yaa nacaa? Cajiib, intaa dhagaxa igu soo tuurin, wajigeey fiiri horta yaah. Lamadeey shilin Dahabshiil maka dhiiban kari anoo naceeb igu jirin? Widaayoow ha ii gafin. ________________ Macsalaama!!
  4. Salaan... Today is the day. Yaala iloobin, hadaba. Rafaad waala maraa, lakiin tariikh mala iloobo, oo waala xusaa. luv that calan song...makes me sad walahi Walaashiis, anibo walaahi. Siiba markee qaadeyso Faadumo Qaasin.
  5. Salaan... Some phrases I shun, that I cannot stand or never used or never believed in and never will: Dating. Boyfriend. Girlfriend. Prom. Relationship. Fiancé. Engaged. Ring. Kissing. Girls wearing any gown at weddings. Guys wearing ties and suits at any occasional gathering. P.S.: At least substitute the supposedly 'dating' date to shukaansi. It never has the negative connotation the West perceives. There is nothing fancy about 'fiancé'--he is either your husband or not. Nothing between. Engaged should be known, not translated, as nikaax. ________________ Macsalaama!!
  6. Salaan... Qooleey. :cool: To be specifically, ha-bar baliil iyo odeey baal gaduud eh. _____________ Macsalaama!!
  7. Salaan... PS: MMA...Where are the pictures you promised me? Barwaaqo haye, say, Admin. permitting, I publish them on here, what do you think? I already see ganfuur soo taag taagan. :mad: :mad: Awwwww... Maxaana lakiin? Saas maa u cabsanee. You know I got tired looking at them, especially at... you actually belived kan! Even, if he says to you the sky is blue... don't belive him What is wrong with kan? I ain't no qamarji, you know. :mad: :mad: Kan kulahaa. Say my sweet aromatic name ALOUD. saaxib sidaad fileysay arrintu ma u dhacday mise waxaad la kulantay dad cusub oo ka duwan kuwa aad halkaan isku barateen? Runtii qatari saana ay ahayeen, especially the l..a...d...i...e...s. Why? Because most were sitting across from me, and I was observing, not talking, kindly enough. I was exposed all of their...manners. _______________ Macsalaama!!
  8. Salaan... .mp3"]Ayaa ma Disgoo Dhaansaa {I am a disco dancer} Those days Mutun used to rock. And the only thing I can remember from any Hindi filin. Ayaa ma disgoo dhaansaaaaaa.....sindikii meeribaana...say hii...say heey... Ooh, don't remind me into those nostalgic days. Mutun. Faaris. Daraamandar. Canjeex. My favourite actors. And my favourite kaaba laadars: Amjid Khaan. Yuulka Disgoo. Salaama-see. Shakti. Ooh, those were the days. _________________ Macsalaama!!
  9. Salaan... Add Awdal on that list. Why? Read this It does say Awdal is a part of Soomaaliya, not as claimed by... ________________ Macsalaama!
  10. Salaan... Had Barakaat existed, this would have never happened. It was Barakaat that dominated this market as others were merely shadows; alas they do now know that another Barakaat would never rise, and they can play the game the way they see it fit. P.S.: I never used it, and would never use--I somehow don't know. ________________ Macsalaama!!
  11. Salaan... The celebration continues. To begin with, heesihii wadaniga kusoo dhawaada: Qolabaa Calankeed...by Faadumo Qaasin Maanta maanta maanta waa maalin weynee maanta by Magool Dalkeyga waa jeclahay, Dadkeyga waa jeclahay by Saado Cali Soomaali makala harto mana kala maaranto!!!!! _______________ Macsalaama!!
  12. Salaan... Waxaa cajiib eh shactirooyinkii af Soomaaliga waxa ku dhacay meeshaan. Ani miyaa mise waa ila yaabteen. Wah, waa tanaa hee hada kahor midaa meel kala ka aqriye. ________________ Xariif Aaxoow la dhaho iyo xariiftoo Maariineey aa jiray; Mariineey aa xisaab ineey barato u imaatay oo Aaxoow aa taf eh maqashay, saan ay u dhex martay: Mariineey: Aboow Aaxoow, xisaabta aa foorto ku tahay ee maa ibartidna? Aaxoow: Hokey, ee gadaaal daluugta lee na geey nooh. Mariineey: Aacuudu aa lagu dhahay! Aaxoow: Hokey ee imtixaankana waa soo dhaw yahay ee day. Mariineey: Haye imtixankaaba iiga daran ee na geey hee. Aaxoow: Fiiri, Mariineey iyi Aaxoow hadii la isku daro meeqa waaye? Mariineey: Aroos aa?? Ka kac waraa. Aaxoow: Maya, maya, xisaab waaye oo iskudar waaye nooh. Mid kale oo su'aal ah: Mariineey hadii laga gooyo dharkeeda maxaa soo haraayo? Mariineey: Ka kac nuuda waayee. Aaxoow: Kalagooy aa la dhahaa xisaabtas. Haddana qeybis waaye: Mariineey, lamadaada lug hadii laba loo qeybiyo maxaa soo baxaayo? Mariineey: Ceeb waaye naga aamus adina Aaxoow. Aaxoow: Haddiin isku dhufano maxaa soo baxaaya hee? Mariineey: Hee xididka lama jibaaran ii nuunoow ma imaahaayoo? Aaxoow: Caawa xisaabta meesha aay noogu egtahay. ________________ Macsalaama!!
  13. Salaan... I have a bad craving for dhanaan stuff and this is the one thing I honestly miss about xamar...I went everywhere for this fruit and couldn't find it Maxaa igu sheegi weysay. Xamaraa kaaga soo qaadi lahaa iyagoo kartoon kartoon eh. The other day qof kalaa i lahaa if I knew inaad Xamar aadeysid waxaa kuu dirsan lahaa 'dhangaloow.' Isbaandhees isn't the way it used to taste or perhaps my taste buds had long forgotten it. I tried to eat it while I was there, and I couldn't even taste it--it was too bitter for me. ________________ Maahmaahdii Xamariga aa sii wadaa hee: Mukulaal qoor qabad caano ma ku dhanto. Musbax minankaaga u baahan meel kale ma la geeyo. Timir geed saaran buunsho ma loo daadiyo. Faradheer ishii aas kugu dayo lamadiisa ku day. Bishimihii shaah lagu dhamo biyo eey rabaan. Gurbaan ama gacantaa hakuugu jiro, ama gacalkaa hakuu haayo. Kuunto waxaa loo kuukuusaa kastuumo loo galiyaa karaamo lee maahinoo. Bunkaa cuntay bood boodkiisaa lagaa rabaa. Af Macaan, Gacan macaan aas ka fiican. Kabo kaa waaween dhiiqeey kugu firdhiyaan. Libaax duqooway duqsi aa ku dhee-dheelo. Af daboolan daqsi ma galo. Albaab furan lama galee waji furan aa la galaa. Kaadiye Badane waa loo gogol badiyaa! Hadal meel dheer aas ku dhacaa dhagaxna meel dhow. Salaadda cishaha iyo naag foolxunba waalees dhaafiyaa. Istaaqfurlaahul cadiim. Dheeroow dhuglaawe dhuusadiisuu ku qoslaa. _________________ Macsalaama!!
  14. Salaan... Some pertinent advices first: If you can tolerate a lot of takhsi, otherwise get ready for a real battle. If the extreme heat, that humid {huur} air doesn't bother you, you will then have a wonderful excursion. And the worst of all: If the Awe Airways and Shock Airlines--respectively known as Jubba Airways and Daalo Airlines--doesn't bother you at ALL, you are a lucky fella then. May you have a wonderful journey. A real great safe trip. Nagu salaan Soomaaliya. ________________ Macsalaama!!
  15. Salaan... Entre., a lot of people assume that most of us are all nomads or bear the heritage of being the descendant of a nomadic roots, but the fact is, surprise, surprise, we are not, just as you indicated. Most of those who live between the two rivers aren't nomads, but pastorals. Or they are semi-nomads. _________________ Originally posted by BARWAAQO: Plus, is there a more precious gift than a camel? Methinks not! Which is why I'm trying to convince my grandfather to wed me to a fit geeljire wit many camels. Barwaaqo, give me the seven digit numbers--or are they five?--of your awoowe. ASAP!
  16. Salaan... Maama, Soomaali saan ay dhaheen: Af waakoow, mey liki aamee. Haye marka walaashiis, iska iloow waxaan yaqeey. Is daji. Isbarmuuto ii cab. Raqeey iyo isbaandhees lasoo shiiday waa laguugu soo daraa. Canbo xataa, aaheey. Is daji lee, baliis. Inkastoo ani Admin. aheen, lakiin runtii topic inta hadii la keeno wax xun ma'aha, teeda kalena intaaba ka fiican oo dad badan arkaayo mise aqrin doono, ee walashiis si kale ha u qaadan. Maahmaahdaadana noosii wad yaqeey. ________________ Originally posted by Baashi: as MMA would put it 'labo qaawan waa u toostey' Baashi, ii fasir nooh. ________________ Macsalaama!!
  17. Salaan... Libaax, dee inan yahoow edebta daran, wax aan ku idhaahdo garan maayo; dee marka wax uun isku fal, ku eegi, kula taliye, dee wali uuna sidii baas baa uun tahay. Meel alla meeshii uun kasoo dhacday ha ahatee, ee dee edebtii iyo dastuurkii baa kugu yar ee inanka yar oo qadhmuunka, qurunka iyo qashinka ah bal uun bax shaqo yeelo. Aww...kikikikikiki. Ar Libaax yaa iga celinaayo. Soomaali maxee ku maahmaahday? Libaax xuux la dhahay, xalaal aas kaa dhiganaa. Hayeey!! Libaax, duqa, that was a clear shoot nooh. Hakaa saarto, I think I misread the title, was it saying 'personal attacks and other abuses on me' or 'thoughts of personal attacks and other abuses?' Oobis, then. Waaba kugu practice-gareeyi nooh. ______________ Macsalaama!!
  18. Salaan... Ani maah-maahyada Xamariga aan ka helaa. Easy. Simple. And down-to-earth. Abkeey dooli diloow, dad nool maas u daahaa. Geedkii doon noqonaaya dubkiisaa laga kasaa. Sagaaro miirkeed qabto masaajid eeylo ma gasho. Dooro qeylisay Diiq aas ka dambeeyo. Of course, maxaa kale ka danbeen lahaa. Masaa??? I jiid ama haku jiido, gacmo daalis lee maahinoo. :cool: How true! Jug jug meeshaada lee joog. Af caytamay ninkiis aas ku yalaa. Fara ka ciyaar, daba ka ciyaar lee ka danbeyso. Xamar xisaab, Xarar Dheere xoog. Muryo cunoow macno malehee maroorkii aas xaari lahaa aas ku dhib qabaa. Amar Dowlo mudeec, ninkii diido dabaal. Will maryooleey ever understand that??? Jeesto ma jabto, ninkeeda aas jabo. ________________ Macsalaama!!
  19. Salaan... Originally posted by OG_Moti: Wagad, Hamdi, Afgooye, Karur, Country Style at Dixon, Sheridan Mall or the McDonald's at Falstaff, Jane & Finch, Duncanwood, Weston & 401, Macmacnka Hamar Weyne, Benadir, Somali Hall of Fame, Iftin, any of the Dixon Buildingz, Emmett Buildingz, Driftwood, John Garland, Eastmall or Westmall, Yorkdale or Eaton Centre, the Base Night Club, and off course Five Star Banquet Hall Duqa, waxaa cajiib igu eh McDonald's at the Falstaff. McDonald-kaas aa lacagteey qabo, because of living one of the Falstaff's buildings in 2001. Lakiin Koronto jaceelnimadeed maa intaas oo meel u xafiday. Maskiin. Bas waaye, we will relentlessly lobby one of the main nomad sisters to sponsor you, sidaan ka bacdi waaba u dhiman doontaa Koronto. ________________ Macsalaama!!
  20. Salaan... Originally posted by Princess_Sexy: ....everyone knows that the SARS case were discovered in ASIA...so for anyone to say that it was created by the U.S......my goodness....and this comment... SARS, yes, was found in Aasiya, but the thing is anyone could have brought the disease down there. Whether U.S. created this whole thing to suppress and curb the attention from the heat of the war or not, there is some fishy and odd thought out there about how the Americans handled it. Canadian officials when they learned that Canada has had the same probable or suspect SARS cases as of U.S., they quickly got suspicious. To date, 37 people died from this new virus in Canada, all within Greater Toronto Area. In America, we have yet to see one die as the result of this virus. And all of those flights--more than those that arrive in Toronto daily--from mainland Asia were coming through Los Angeles and the Bay Area, and still see that America needed not to wrestle and not affected the way the virus knocked out Canada, the fishy thought then holds still. And compared to Canada's just 33 million people to the enormous 280 million people of American citizens, the skepticism gets even more interestingly doubtful. And the outbreak happened in Toronto, not in Vancouver, Canada's main gateway to Pacific Asia, where most Asian flights land before they continue their journey's transit. America either loosened this new virus in Asia or suppressed the total American deaths, in fear of the anxious American public. It is impossible not that a single American had not died from this disease. _______________ It will be even worse if he returns to office for a second term. If that happens, ani kanada aan ushubaa Duqa, what happened? Dacaayadii Canada ma iska dhaaftay? Kikikiki. Don't dare to wait the re-election, welkam aboard now. Hadaba hadhoow aaka shaleynee ee inta aanan xuduudka xiran iska imoow, readily substituting that ugly Green Card to the wonderful Landing card. _______________ Macsalaama!!
  21. Salaan... Originally posted by Entrepreneur: Abshiro Ammaan Amran Askaro Axado Basro Bishaaro, Cajabo Canab Carfoon Carwo Cawrala Culimmo Dahabo Dawo Farax Fariido Farxiyo, Hibo Idman Iimaan Ilwaad Isniino Jamaad Jawaahir Kaaho {Kaa-Ha} Khadro Khayrto Luul Naadiyo Nafiso Naruuro Nuurto Raalliyo Raaqiyo Raaxo Rummaan Saafi, Salaado Samawado Saxarla Suleekho Ugaaso Umal Xalwo Xorriyo Xukun Farxado Duco Long as I love seeing a girl named after a good traditional Soomaali name, however those names I quoted above aren't really Soomaali names, but rather a Soomaalized Carabi names. Take for example Khadra or Jawaahir or Raaxo or even Xoriyo. All those are Soomaalized Carabi or Muslim names. However, it is really good to see some true, real pretty Soomaali names out there, like Haboon, Ladan, Idil iyo Hodan. _________________ Macsalaama!!
  22. Salaan... Matkeey Maadkeer, si feylan kii salaamey, widaayoow. Widaay sheekadaan dheegbo. Hadu kahor wala la weydiyee lan ebidsheey salaad tukan, oo wal la weydiiye mey kiindiiday inii Rabi in tukata? Wala ki jawabee sidun: "Waalaaguun gaal aduunka bershee rooga arasee?" "Aragee." "Waalaguun gaal hooba naar galaan, naar buuhsamaasa, mataas anu korshooy koree, naarta korsheey koree mataas dabsheey ma'i geeri doona..." Bisinka dhehbo. Xariifkaas aa aduunka joogo ee ka waranbo. Cajiib dheh. _______________ Macsalaama!!
  23. Salaan... Sophist, yeah, I still have that business card you provided me, but heey, wasn't it a something like Sophist, Sons and Associates card? Well, I was waiting when I am in a deep trouble against the law, readily to call you, my personal attorney. I never thought it was a personal or frienship calling number. But, walaalkiis, seriously, as you know Denmark aa aaday, and when I got back, I hardly had a chance before I departed for Cardiff. And I came back upon at the time of my flight's schedule back to Toronto. Ee raali noqo, and anaa inta kasoo wacaayo--that is, when I am in trouble against the law. ________________ Macsalaama!!
  24. Salaan... Entre., duqa, have you ever seen any 'real' faarax recently? Conjure up your mind, and reflect as far back as you can. What do they--all those faaraxis you had 'seen' or met--have in common? I am sure they have had something you hadn't figured out yet, and that peculiar pattern they have in common is, as what we Ciyaal Xaafada used to call, maraxnimo. Or plainly put: Reer Baadinimo. I know, I know, all faaraxis, hold your fire. It is a stereotype that fits--umm...err...well--perfectly. And to extent jaamacis are included too. Some jaamacis do seem like that too. And unless you're named either faarax or jaamac, you won't take any offense regarding my description, will you? Regarding the xaliimo situation, it is a bit different and complicated. I for one use caasho, instead of xaliimo, because caasho is much older and familiar. Both are used because those two names are old names, considering the historical analysis of Soomaali feminine names. Caasho and xaliimo names had faded in the 70s, 80s, and you would have rarely seen a young girl named either these two names in these two decades, but one name had came back and exploded in the 90s and now, for slightly changing to 'Caa'isha,' instead from the typical caasho. So, the idea behind xaliimo came from there--just simply being associated with an old name, and thus you being 'outdated' as well. And then there is a third explanation; the name 'faarax' and 'jaamac' is associated with some regions in Soomaaliya. These regions got a huge male population named either after faarax or jaamac. For political correctness, I won't mention these regions. ________________ Macsalaama!!
  25. Salaan... I am looking forward to abandoning the ICELANDAIR box for the more lexurious Emirates "suites" Kikikikiki... What? That IcelandAir exists? Kamoon maan. So, if it is exists, is it better than Alitalia or Aeroflot, the two cheapest and trashiest airlines in Yurub? P.S., Libaax, I am telling you, if you ever get a chance, always use Emirates as much as you can. They have a superb hosteesyaal, and not to mention the airline itself. Unlike the crappy, ageing stewardesses from most other Western airlines. ________________ Macsalaama!!