Folks, if some of you had a minuscule feelings you have had for this dying, old criminal warlord for a qabiil reason -- if you had an iota of those feelings towards those hundreds of thousands of Soomaalis suffering in Soomaaliya because of his policies, because of his stooge policy of bringing Xabashin in Soomaaliya, then waaba wax la gartay. Not a stir of protest aan inta ku arkay of what his ghastly policies did to innocent Soomaalis. If dareenkeena [i am not alone] aan u muujino this chronically ill, stooge-for-life, dictator wannabe can make you arouse and force from your long hibernation from being a lurker and silent readers of this site, then I think my point is half-achieved. It just tells us how deep down some people's thinking is overwhelmed and inundated by qabyaalad, oo ay mareyso meel aan lahayn meel kasoo noqosho. Just for your own humanity's sake, dareen Soomaalinimo isku beera a minute, look from the big picture of how our [yes, YOURS, too] people ku suganyihiin because of his and others' sick policies. Dareen, and not dareen qabyaaladeed, mar lee isku abuura, kasoo fiiriya from that prism. Just for a second, use another optic saa u aragtiin xaalka dalkiina iyo dadkiina ku suganyihiin. Odeygaana kuleel iyo qaboob, once more, iguma haayo hadduu noolyahay iyo haddii uu nooleynba; hadduu caafimaad qabo iyo hadduu tacbaan, bastiis yahayba. Waxba iima soo kordhineyso, iigumana siyaadineyso. I will, however, do whatever I can against his sick, stooge policies. Be it protesting at the comfy hospital he is being treated at or bombarding it with emails and phone calls. How dare can he access routinely what he refused to allow hundreds of thousands of innocent Soomaalis, yes, including children and elders, to have. He didn't even want food aid and other medical aid being distributed the internally displaced people. We cannot ignore this fact. We will do whatever we can. Anything but being silent on this stooge man's policies. I see it is already bothering his die-hard supporters, which is good for the starters. NB -- Easy for overusing the 'hatred' word. Kuusha aan isnaqaano said it for a jest, not wax ay dhab ula lahayd. Inaa la wadaqabsatiin, I see, awalba dad excuse iska raadis ahaa ayaa la ahaa.

Any recent newcomer and immigrant to Kanada can relate to the following article I was reading the other day on the paper, especially those highly educated ones trying to get a job they do qualify or one corresponding to the respective fields they've studied. An all-encompassing hurdle called "Canadian experience" is the wall the immigrants always seem to face. ------------- M. MURESAN Globe & Mail January 4, 2008 International experience? Fluent in seven languages? I'm sorry, the manager is not available Welcome to Canada. A brief smile and a nod. Get my luggage, peck on the cheek and off we go. Take in the sights, walk around neighbourhoods, navigate the transit system, absorb the ambience - the honeymoon period. CN Tower: check. Kensington Market: check. Niagara Falls: check (wow!) - the tourist period. Welcome to Toronto! This is the website where you can find job postings; make sure you check it regularly. Oh, you're familiar with it from abroad? And you've been applying for months already? Remember, 80 per cent of jobs are in the hidden job market - networking is the way to go. Yes, yes, I see, how does a newcomer manage to network? All right, here are the workshops we offer on writing resumés, doing interviews, job search strategies. No, we won't actually find a job for you; we'll give you the skills so you can do it yourself. I'm sorry, the manager is not available, what is this regarding? I'm afraid our company doesn't have any current openings. Check the website regularly. Thank you. Click. Hi, the position has been filled internally. Thank you for your interest. Click. Yes, we are still accepting resumés. Please e-mail human resources and we will get back to you. Oh, you've sent it already? Please wait until someone from our company contacts you. Thank you for applying. Click. The manager is in a meeting, may I ask who is calling? You need to make an appointment to see the manager in person, and he is booked solid until February. I'm sorry, what is this regarding? Yes, I'm sure he has read your letter and knows what an asset you would be to our company. Yes, fluent in several languages, years of co-ordinating international operations and logistics. ... Can I put you on hold? Click. Tell me about your work experience. No Canadian experience, eh? But you have worked in international trade, foreign relations and policy analysis since I was in diapers? I'm sorry, the North American work environment is very specific and we need someone with local knowledge. Oh, but you have a graduate degree from a leading university in the United States? Canada is different and we cannot use your skills. We will call you if something opens. Thank you for your interest. Click. All qualified candidates are encouraged to apply. Interested candidates should submit an electronic version of their application outlining their education, experience and contact information for three references. I'm sorry, your application is incomplete, please complete the references field. Your references are international? Write them down, of course we will call them. Our company hires on the basis of merit. We are committed to the principle of equity in employment. We welcome diversity and encourage applications from all qualified women and men, including people with disabilities, members of visible minorities and aboriginal persons. We thank all candidates for their interest; however, only individuals selected for an interview will be contacted. Thank you for submitting the form. Describe a situation where you have had to deal with a difficult customer and how you handled it. Furious dignitaries? Trade fiascos? No, no, I mean when someone got upset and you talked them down. Company CEOs don't count. How about someone who had a problem with your management's service? Yes, yes, if you were the management that works too, like, whatever ... Come out West, we need employees with every skill! What trade do you have: Can you weld, are you a carpenter? We might have some office work for you too, sure. What do you know about oil? Are you up to speed on the oil sands? If you want to make money you should consider the oil industry, but you know, with your age. ... Physical labour will earn you the big bucks, but hey come anyway and we'll find you something. You bet, just call when you arrive, settle down and we'll figure it out. Yes, it's true, housing availability is at a historic low and rent prices have exploded, but we're sure you'll manage. Can you count money? You show up on time? You speak English? Ha ha, I know you are speaking English to me right now, but I mean English like these Canadians. You know, double-double? Toonie? Loonie? Okay, you try for two days and we see if you are good. I need somebody for 14 hours tomorrow and 12 on Wednesday. Pay? If you stay I pay you cash, if you go, sorry. Pay is soon, yes, don't worry so much. You press No. 1 for this and No. 2 for that. Don't forget. If they ask you for No. 3, just say we are out. When I fix it, you press No. 3 when they ask. Don't forget. One vanilla chai latte with skim milk and chocolate sprinkles. Keep the change? I will, thank you. Click. Have a nice day. A brief smile and a nod. O Canada.

MMA, online in laga adeegto waaba ogaayee, sheekooyinkaan maa keentay? Online Nikkah, bababababa, waala baramoosay... Barmoos ma'ahee ee waa ka qalinjibis.

Originally posted by J.a.c.a.y.l.b.a.r.o: MMA, You need to organize someone, probably close to him so that he can simply sneak to his room and do some dirty job you know ,, may be poison him, use a silencer, or do some ciijis if he can where are kuwii suicide ka samayn jiray ? Riyaale aa u direynaa marka.

Hatred? Acuudi bilaahi. Maba aqaaniyee maxaa naceyb intaas igu abuuraayo. He didn't let boqolalaal kun Soomaaliyeed sleep well, including caruur, dumar iyo waayeel. His policies did indeed make them maimed, killed, xasuuqid iyo barakicin. The least we can do is -- we cannot let him sleep well in a comfortable bed at a well-equipped isbitaal. He let millions suffer, he should at least suffer or taste a bit of his own medicine on this earth. Hatred beel. And yea, long live Jaale C/llaahi. Yaaba rabay dhimashadiis? Ma dambigiis aniga uu ii socdaa? Wah. Kuleel iyo qaboob midna ma igu heyso yaaqeey hadduu noolyahay iyo haddii...

Jaaliyaaloow, soo dhawaada, jaaliyaaloow soo dhawaada. Jaale Riyaaloow, soo dhawoow adigana. Haye, Kanada masoo mari doonaa? And how come adigana aadan wafdiga iyo ergada ula socon nooh? Mise inaa si dhuumasho isku dhiibtid laga baqaa? Boorsooyinka isku soo qari yaaqeey.

Well, the sick criminal warlord is rushed back to Landhan again. We can't do pretty much, but the little things add up. We should not let him sleep, rest and recover well in a London hospital. We should bombard the hospital that is treating him, called Cromwell, with emails, faxes, phone calls and in-person protests -- anything we can do. They cannot have a war criminal treated at their hospital, though it is a private one. Do what you can. Here is the information needed. Address Cromwell Hospital Cromwell Road London SW5 0TU United Kingdom Email: info@cromwellhospital.com Phone: 44-(0)-20-7460-2000 Fax: 44-(0)-20-7835-2444

Maya iskaalo aan aqaanaa iyo shaanis nooh. Dabaka'eri yaa ku baray laakiin. Mutacalin aa tahee. Waa wareey. Afar yako isku haay yaah.

Somalilanders soon felt this was not a union but a takeover. They patiently waited for the referendum of 1961 which was supposed to ratify the Union and they promptly voted against it by a large majority. But since the referendum was across the new united Somalia, the more populous Somalia (Somalia population was 3 million and Somaliland’s just over 1 Million) overwhelmingly voted to keep Somaliland in the Union fold. Wrong. Hiiraan was not in Waqooyi the last time I knew. Only Hiiraan and Waqooyi Galbeed provinces voted against it. Nothing to do with dissatisfaction of South or North. Nothing to do what was practically written in the constitution. It had everything to do what the campaigning local politicians told them to vote. Reer Hiiraan voted against the constitution because a local Reer Hiiraan was a fierce political competitor and who narrowly lost the to Aaden Cadde to the seat of presidency; Aaden Cadde being another Hiiraani. This just happened just before the constitution referendum. They voted against because inay ku xumeyaan Aaden Cadde, who was campaigning for the constitution and was president. Instead the Somalia government took the following posts of the first independent united Somali State: President, Prime Minister, Speaker of the House, Foreign, Interior, Finance. Wrong again. The speaker's position went to a man by the name of Qaalib, a northerner. Somalilanders and Somalis were both... There was and is no such thing as "Somalilanders." It is a term invented and dubiously used by long gone colonial, non-Soomaalis. We are and were Soomaalis to this day. It is worthwhile to remember that before July 1st 1960, Somaliland and Somalia were never united as a nation-state or joined under any tribal or clan arrangements. It is worthwhile to remember before the white gumeysidoons came to our land, Soomaalis, though not ruled through a central government, recognized and were interdependent of one another. The Soomaali in Seylac and Jabuuti knew and recognized the Soomaali in Raskambooni. The one in Gaarisa knew what was upto the one in Raasxaafuun. The Soomaali in Jigjiga knew what was upto the one in Baraawe. The one in Baydhabo knew what was upto the one in Diradhabo. I'd have loved to comment other misinformation ku jiro this qoraal, laakiin waqtiba uma haayi.

Raanidii turubka kujirtay uuba i xasuusiyaa markaan magaciisa arko... Turub yaa ku baray. Waaw. Raani waa laga dhaafay, last time I knew habarta la dhihi jiray. Odeygana maxee dhihi jireen? Baashi?

Ifka iyo Aakhiro, kusoo dhawoow golahaan, duqa. Will answer your questions mar kale, though.

Ifka iyo Aakhiro, kusoo dhawoow golahaan, duqa. Will answer your questions mar kale, though.

Dadka ma shiixaan miyaa horta. Purely for tolnimo ninkana u support gareeyo. For a mini-second soo reflection kuma dhacdo and see the result of his abhorable policies and actions that stretched three decades long, and especially considering the carnage his policies led to the last year alone; don't they have a mind of their own to reflect and see what he did to themselves, to their families, iskaba dhaaf Soomaaliweyn kale? Hebel hadduu Cirfiid yahay xataa waala daba taaganyahay, I see, how deadly dangerously decimating his myopic, clan-directed policies were [are] or not. Acuudi bilaahi mina sheydhaani rajiim, waxaan waa pure blindess, a symptom of sheer qabyaaladnimo dad ku raagtay. If he expires this saacad or ten years from now, nothing will change of what he did to Soomaalis, to Soomaaliya. Soomaaliya waxa dhulka dhigay is not a one person. Qashin asaga la mid ah, kaba daran ayaa joogo oo 'fursad' u maleyn doono kursigaas in uu wax weyn yahay.

Haa hee, geed qurac qaabdaran geeskiis ku dhashee. Laakiin '82 ma ahayn, according to that geed. It was in abaartii dabagaabnaatay.

Haye, kuwa 'civilized' ah maxee sameyeen hee? Ma xaarka ayee iska dhaqaan? Kaadi istaag lagu kaadinaayo? Kabaha guriga lala galaayo? Markee saxaradoodana ma gacmaha ayee iska dhaqaan? Masii wadaa? Sheeko ayba noo keentay.

Waxaan iyo wax ka daran was expected since Soomaaliku taageersan Xabashi waxaas ay sameyneyso, oo dalkeena inay la wareegto rabto -- I am referring to the BBC's so-called marked boundaries. Let me email them maraxiinta. How dare. Grrrrrrrrrr...

Birthday ma u dabaaldegi as a principle, but Muniira, Eebbe cimri dheer iyo wanaagsan oo caafimaad lehba haku siiyo -- aamiin, aamiin.

And he is the "president" of the republic, which includes Waqooyi, miyaa? Asaga lee banaanka isa soo dhigay. But then again, mar walba uu afkiis furo qashin ayaa kasoo baxo, ka horsocdo. Maba isbadalo. Then again qof kusoo barbaaray ama moodo iska hadalka micnadarada inay tahay ragnimo, blame malaha markaas. We, however, la yaabanahay wuxuu u yahay hoggaamiye, aamisana mowqifkiis.

Originally posted by Intel: quote:Originally posted by Skipper: I would love to know how he did it. how he did what? How hal dhagax ugu dilay laba shimbirood. Hashiiba aaba wareer laga joogaa, kan laba hal mar dalaq minanka keensaday. Eebba ha u garabgalo.

Soomaali haddaan runta isku sheegno, dhibaatada dalkeena dhamaad la'aanta ah Soomaali kaliya ayaa xal u heli karto. Soomaali saafi, nadiif kaliya ah hadddee hoggaamin lahayeen. Soomaali Soomaalinimada dhab ka tahay. Qaramada Midoobay wax eed ah malaha xaadirkaan. Soomaaliya wey u gurmadeen, oo 32 dal walaa Muslim iyo gaal ah iskugu jiro u gurmaday, the largest ever to happen; Soomaali iyagaana iska soo ceyriye, soo buriye, la dagaalamay, ciidankoodana qoorta ka jaray. Soomaali dhan ma ahayn ee odey qabqable waalan dan siyaasadeed shaqsi ahaan lahaa iyo xulufadiis yarayd ee moooryaaneed la jirtay bas ahayd. I always ask what would have happened had the UNOSOM stayed firmly and had not left prematurely. If only.

Rudy, keep the true Soomaalinimo spirit up, brother.

I have read this some few years ago, and I am sure some of you as well did, still it is one of the most hilarious written piece I had ever read online. What a boisterous piece of writing. Pure comedian genius wrote it.

I once posted this, let me repost it, a classic masterpiece hees daadis in ruwaayadda Rafaad iyo Raaxo, and from the one and the only Iikar Jeesto, Eebba ha u naxariistee. Ma hurdee Har iyo habeen Adigaa i horjoogtidee I hoggaami Adaan kuu soo noqdee -------- Jaceyl ma i maheysidee Halkoo kale waa helaysaa Kuuma raad qabee... [Eesh caleeg.] Can anybody guess who that lovely singer is [i know she is lip-singing]? She looks, especially in that dirac, pretty lovely.

Tabeelahaan, taken from in Cadaado district of Galgaduud, si luu smile iiga keenay.

Originally posted by nuune: ^^^ Soomaalidu iney madax adagyihiin waxaa kuugu cad, waxaa jirta oraah dhahayso "naag qurux badan ninbaa qabo loogama haro" ee ka soo rido naagta ninka, ha uga harin, marka hala is ilaaliyo Nuunkeey, waxaaga xoog waayee laakiin. Ka soo dhacso miyaa sheekada.