Laxwa... lee iga dheh.

Bulshada shiid waaye indeed. Maki Xaaji Banaadir lee iga dheh.

Condoma Afsoomaali xaa lagu dhihi jiray horta? Sabaltiibo? Sasansiino?

Che, there is a reason why half million views under each Soomaali niiko clip on Youtube u tahay. Most viewed clips are always niiko by Soomaalida. Yaab lee. Either perverts, shaxaari or doobyaasha ka wada buuxo Youtube oo Soomaali ah.

Waraada shaxaari ma'ihi ee iga wareegsada yaaqeey. Baas banooni la ii salaaxay lee gool ka dhalinaaye.

Is there a fake mujaahid, an imposter?

Duke, baliis stop calling others what they are not. He said he is not Olol. Do you have an evidence on the contrary and he, in fact, is Olol? If not, baliis jooji the accusations.

Ever heard of Digiiran? Guinea fowl is digiiran. Who can guess waxa deero lagu dhaho Afingiriis? Deer? And who can take to know what antelope in Afsoomaali? Or orygx? Isku tijaabiya.

Dankis for your welkam. I feel like at home. Who else ku cusub here, ka ahayn Che? I guess it is about time shaatigaan nagu baaray, mirirayna aan u siibno igaaryaashaan cusub. Soo dhaafa, soo mooda kuligiin ciyaal kuni kuni, kuleel lagu dhalay.

Dhubad [ninyahoow Dubad anoo ku leh lee arkaa, ma maqashay Reer Dubad waligaa?], labadaan modelka ah u dambeeyo hadda soo caanbaxay waa Soomaalida Kanada kaaga daranteed. Yaasmiin Warsame iyo Ubaxdaan ka wadaa. Soomaalida Kanada inay falnaayeen waa ogaa oo wax walba u horseed ah Soomaalida kale qurbaha ku nool, laakiin still we Reer Kanada are outdoing ourselves. Malika, maxaa jiro, jaamacyaasha ma model gareyaan maa mooday? What kind of jaamac would model oo geesinimadaas leh? Honestly, though, gabdhaha nala dhashay Soomaaliyeed ma gaarno. Laakiin ogaada laba Soomaaliyeed iska dhalay quruxdaas ka keeneen.

It is only a magac, and not that big deal. In the interest of paramount unity of all Soomaalis who live there, having that in mind ayaa fiican in magac neutral ah, nothing to do with qabiil loogu waco gobolkaas, sida Soomaali Galbeed. Gobolada magacyada qabaa'ilooyinka gumeysidoonkii Reer Yurub u bixiye, sida Jabuuti kii la dhihi jiray, Waqooyi Bari kii kale asagana loo yaqaanay iyo midkaan Soomaali Galbeed. Kuligood Soomaali in lagu kala gooyo loogu tala galay, qabiilooyinka kale dego goboladaasna lagu diro kuwa ku badan. It just creates unnecessarily isqabqabsi.

Titleka i dilay. Ninkaan Istakiin la yiraahdana xaa laga raadinaa, asagaabaa bastiisa ahee. Indhayar, duqa, Ciyaal Xamar maa ahaan jirtay waayadii Xamar Xamar ahayd, pre-war ka wadaayee?

Your genes kaama daba haraan, duqa. My niece isoo xasuusisay, whose xijaab almost ilaa iyo suniyaheeda soo gaaraayo. I asked her why is she putting in that way, thinking a new style waaye. Waxeeba tiri my "huge" forehead qarinoyaa, abti. What the... She doesn't even seem to have that big forehead, an average one lee waaye. Nice letters until I read this part: I have the honour to be, Sir, your obedient servant. Waa yaxyaxay markaa that part arkay. I know xiliga la joogay in waxaas camal caadi ahayd, laakin still I don't know Halyey C/qaadir Sakhaawadiin see ka noqotay, Eebba janadiisa fardowso haka waraabiyee.

The dude is no newbie if he knows mIRC in general and DALnet in particular. Only an oldie and junkie of the internet would know that. Welkam, fella.

If you can shake and flip like this and with all that amazing matching music by Sheegoow Band, then you are more than watchable. Wiiw, wipes his dhidid off. Niiko is an amazing art, and only few are bestowed to do this gift.

Soomaali dhan oo Soomaaliya degan ayaa duli iyo silacnimo ku nool, laakiin saxariirnimada waala kala daranyahay. Masaakiintaan camal. My God. I remember how Soomaalis used to stereotype [some cruelly calling them dadqalato] this hard-working community back home in pre-war time -- only because instead of mindlessly following a camel, a cow or a goat into hundred kilometres a day, or being farmers or fishers, they decided to be hunters. That was their only crime. _______________ SOMALIA: Plea for aid for "forgotten people" NAIROBI, 16 July 2008 ( IRIN ) - Officials in Somalia's Middle Shabelle Region have raised the alarm over the plight of a community of drought-stricken hunter-gatherers there, who are in urgent need of food and water. "We have visited four villages and what we saw was heart-breaking; the villagers were cooking `aramo’ [green leaves normally used as a laxative] for food," Badir Mahammud Ahmed, the regional coordinator for humanitarian issues, told IRIN on 16 July. He said a team of government officials and aid workers had visited the villages of Doonka Haarey, Bowdo Gaabo, Damalka and Gaawey, with an estimated population of "1,500-2000 families” (9,000-12,000 individuals). The villages are populated by the Eyle community, a hunter-gatherer people looked down upon by most Somalis. Ahmed said until their visit, the affected people had not seen a government official or aid agency representative for 18 years. "I would call them Somalia's forgotten people," he said. "They are an unarmed minority and it seems they fell into a hole and no one sees them." Abdiqani Sheikh Mohamed, a local journalist who accompanied the team, told IRIN that the situation of the Eyle community was "appalling". "I have seen hungry people but I have never seen anything quite like this." He said the women were cooking `aramo’ and the children were eating `hamur’ and `muryey’ (types of wild berry). "That was all the food they had, nothing else." Nothing to hunt He said the people depend on hunting for their livelihood, but there was nothing to hunt, as the game had either died, been over-hunted or migrated in search of pasture and water. Ahmed said all the water points in the area, which is about 50km north of Jowhar, the regional capital, have dried up. "They have to walk 15km to the nearest well to get water." Ahmed called on relief agencies to come to the rescue of these people. "The entire region is suffering from a combination of drought and high prices and needs help," he said, "but the Eyle community needs help more than anyone else at the moment." Mohamed, the journalist, agreed. "There are hungry people all over Somalia, but nothing can compare to what we saw yesterday [15 July] in those villages." Ahmed said the priority was to get food and water to the affected population. "The health conditions were very bad and also need to be addressed," he said. Aid workers estimate 2.6 million Somalis need assistance - a number that is expected to reach 3.5 million by the end of the year if the humanitarian situation does not improve, according to the UN.

I think Libaax had in mind qoftaan. Hmm...

Shiirkiisa ayaa ka batay meesha, kistoo fresh leer ayuu soo qaadanoyaa, as per prescribed by a renown dhaqtar -- Dr. Waaw Wiifoow. That is all. Be patient, folks. He is on here, just not posting, too.

Goormuu Nuur Cadde a problem ahaa? Maskiin dan wanaagsan wado waaye, but nin boosaneero ku dhacay ma carfo, si walba barfuun ugdoon ha iskugu shubee. Same with Nuur Cadde and dowlad ku sheega uu galay.

I third that. Peace, dadkaan Tom and Jerry isku bursanaayo ma kala dhex dhexgali kartaa hee? Mise bakoorad u baahantahay? Seriously, Oodweyne and Che, hala kala roonaado, same old aflagaado soo celcelinoysiin. Haddaa isfahmeynin hala kala gambisto, wareer ma jiree.

Our sister, Fartuun Abuukar Cumar, trying her best to represent our country in the last Olympics. Unfortunately, waxaan nimanka xataa kala jabinaayo [and waxee cuneen only Eebbe knows] ayee damacday inay la tartanto oo saf la gisho. Tii ka dhacday four years ago Eebbaa ogaa, oo last gishay. Still, she tried her best. Taloow intee ku dambeysay walaasheen. Ma isdhiibtay after the Games?

Of course, Xaawo iyo Aaden ee iska galaan, soo saas ma'aha Che? I don't think folks that live there would allow any DNA testing, kalsooni saas weyn iskuma haayaan. Same with the claimed "father figure" grave uu Baddacas soo dhajiye as well. Shocking waxaa ka daran dagaal weyn bilaaban lahaa, especially knowing maryooleey because now that the myth dadka isku keeni jirtay as a "father figure" tol ahaan meesha ka baxday. Tolba naftaa imaan lahayd, waxee isku sabsabi jireen kala haaye meesha ma yaalee.

If we were Reer Hindiya or Bakistaan, adigaa lagaa rabi lahaa inaa wax bixisid. Not only that, waa inay reerkaaga arooska qarashkiisa badankiisa bixiyaan as well. Now, that is a culture. Soomaali culture is good though, not only does the groom or his family has to pay meherka, most of the wedding's cost, but also soori and whatnot to other members of the bride's immediate family.

I can understand objecting men like kuwa seeflaboodka not supporting running a country like ours, but diinta dhan? Waala wareereen markaas hee, haddeeba diinteena suuban lala barbardhigaayo ama la simaayo diimaha kale, siiba tan Masiixiga. Reer Yurub iyo Galbeedka kale dhib ayee kala kulmeen diintooda ee Masiixiga ah, inay ka saaraan qaanuunka ee ku dhaqmaan ee ku qasabtay, anaga taas mid na quseysana ma'aha. We never had issues like that.