I didn't find it wax lagu qoslo, nonetheless let me share with you folks this. ________________ David Letterman's Top Ten Thoughts Going Through the Somali Pirate's Mind While in New York City 10. This city is more dangerous than downtown Mogadishu. 9. It's like my own episode of "Gossip Girl." 8. Maybe Madonna will adopt me. 7. If I don't get a corned beef on rye soon, I'm gonna plotz! 6. How can I meet Zac Efron? 5. Go Niners! 4. Any chance of getting "Jersey Boys" tickets? 3. This would be a pretty sweet trip if it weren't for the handcuffs and jail. 2. Why the hell are these people lining up to see Letterman? 1. You charge $40 for parking, and I'm the pirate? Xigasho

"Ugarniqi" xee ahaydna? For a second there, erey Sawaaxili moodayba.

That guy is not odey. Waa Sheekh Abuukar. Asaga iyo xaaskiisa oo isla ciyaaraayo back in the days . NB -- Khadro Daahir maa saas u ekaatay. Walaahi waala gaboobay. Heesahaas camal Universaltv laga soo saaraa. ka fiirso Qalanjo (mise waa Qamar Harowo) oo iskala walaaqeyso with Awkoombe too. Aawey Che, since heesta is in Afmaay asagaa jeclaayee. Fanaankaas Maadeey la dhaho waligey maba maqlin.

Not that long ago, waagee Xabashada joogtay Xamar ayee maalin duqeeyeen xaafadda la yiraahdo Ifka iyo Aakhiro. Axmed Diiriye ayaa idaacad laga wareysanaaye, dadkana su'aalahooda ka dhiibayeen. Asagoo ka xun madaafiicda Xabashada ku garaaceen xaafadaas ayuu yiri sida la yiri: "Xabashada laf gooni ayee u egtahay inay si u necebtahay maadaama ee garaaceen xaafadaas, waana la yaqaanaa reerka dego xaafadda ee rusheynayaan." Gabar ayaa leenka soo gishay la yiri, oo su'aal xun ku taabatay: "Xaafadaas reerkaas maxaa dajiye markii horeba oo Soomaali wey istaqaanaayee xaafad hal reer degan kama jiri jirinee Muqdisho ee dadkii lahaa asalkooda guryaha meeshaas ku yaalo aaweya?"

Darmaan is still kicking miyaa. Waaga ee Xabashada joogtay intuu jiray? Mise his "presidency" only functions during Soomaalida dhexdeeda isheysato?

He looks bewildered and perplexed, waliba dhoolacaddeyntiisa. Probably still amazed he is in Mareykanka, even haddee tahay in an American jail. Sawirada badana flashkooda wuuba la dhacay, I guess. Hooyo Cadar ha iga raali ahaato, but her son da' kale ha lagu sheegee, ma dhaceyso inaa qaato waa toban iyo lix jir. Maya, maya.

Kii la arko waa iska mucaarad iyo wax buu kasoo horjeedaa; mucaarad meel uu socdo iyo ka socdo la ogey; mucaarad wax uu u taaganyahay iyo kasoo taaganyahay la fahmeynin. Soomaali maxaa laga sameeye taloow? Bini'aadenka kale dhoobo laga abuuree, Soomaali ma dhagax ka sameysan yihiin. War yaa inoo damqada Soomaali haddaa nahnay. Iskama naxeyno. Kuwii naga naxaayena ma ogolin. Inaa tashano waala diiday; in nalala taliyo mala ogola. Inaa isku talino waa isku diidnay, in naloo taliyo waa diidnay. Dowladde kale magangalyo waa u raadsaneynaa oo nabad ku deganahay dalalkaas, dhulkeena kuma magangali karno oo iskuma ogolin nabad waarta. Shiish.

Have a warm hurdo fiican. That helps. Hopefully wuu kuu fududaan doonaa, Eebba ha idmee. You have our duco, sister.

Soo mood. Aniga meel Koronto la dhaho kuu joogaa. Ii baashaal igaarka. PS -- Seven Sisters degantahay, probably baska Wood Green raacdaa ee maxaa iska qarinee.

Arlaadi faayta. Wax walba laga keenay oo diracaan laguu keenay adiga ku jirtid. Waa bac weyne oo xariiri la dhaho. Qabso hee, wah.

Originally posted by General Duke: ^^^^loool. Yusuf's biography will be writen soon enough insha Allah. A tough Somali Soldier is a working title. But have you read the book, I sold the Sea to Kenya by the illeterate Sharif Xasan writen for him by MMA? I wouldn't mind writing the old stooge man's autobiography, which will be titled as I wrote above. PS -- It was sad to see Shariif Xasan at Nayroobi airport, coming from Dubai. A major "minister" that was treated like a common traveller -- waiting in line at the immigration/customs and luggage section as well. Soomaali maxee meel isdhigtay, dowladii dadkii ku jiray haddeeba saas loola dhaqmaayo. Awalba dowlad magac u yaal ayee iska ahayd, I guess.

Yarkii soo neefso laga waayo, soo naar laga helaa ayuu yiri Awkoombe.

A timely book by the honourable C/llaahi Yuusuf Axmed will hit the shelves in the fall of next year world-wide. Aptly titled, too, according to a leaked report: Why My Political Supporters Should Not Have Ardently Followed My Failed Policies and Instead Should Have Read the Books Listed Above: A Lesson in Soomaali History Coming out next year, around Oktoobar 14, the day the author was inaugurated, loona caleemosaaray as a Soomaali 'president.'

Kii hal kombiyuutar gacmeed helay wax qoroowna laba ka bartay wax ayuu iska qoraa. What a rubbish article. Intuu u wadaa ka wadaa. Least he could have done was to source his fabricated historical events. Popular myths like the original meaning of Gaalkacyo ayuu lasoo shirtagaa and present it as unquestioned fact. Eesh caleeg. Since when did Hargeysa become an Oromo word? Isn't the word itself mid issharxaayo ah? Har-gees ayuu leeyahay. Harta geeska. I believe that city has a har ama meel biyo fariistaan.

Dankis, duqa. How is the oldie green Teatown and yourself doing?

Whoa, whoa, kamoon maan. The wind is blowing from the wrong meel. Iisi, ninyahoow. Isdaji oo isqabooji biyo cabitaan baraf ku jiro cab. Ma cabtay? Good, good. Now re-read what I wrote.

Ar maxaa lacagtaan burcad badeedaan kasoo gisho lagu maalgelinoyaa Nayroobi, gaar ahaan Islii. Wax lee la dhisayaa oo la isku kor kor saaroyaa, some of them reportedly by burcad badeedaan meel lacag kala geeyo la' iyo meel ay ku invest gareyaan. Unfrigginbelievable.

Haye, abaayadiis, hadda saas uma sii dhageysan kariyee oo waqtiga yar ee maxaa noogu sheegi kartaa waxaa ka fahantay the 'virtues of marriage' topic. Saciid Raagahaan teeda kale marar magaciis arkee intuu deganyahay? Kanada? Koley in uu yahay Reer North America u maleynaa.

"Koonfurians?" Sounds like some visiting alien creature. _______________ I felt compelled to let them know since lately im seeing them having an orgasm (which is diplaced) Waaw. Indhahaaga wax bee arkeen, ee Eebbe anaga nama tuso -- aamiin.

Misleading title. "State?" Eyl barely can function as a degmo, let alone a gobol, intaadan gaarin state. And I don't see anyone declaring a state in the qoraal.

Dankis, xaaji. Dalkaaga ku maqnaa. Leeta Kabaandha country.

As Saado Cali Warsame ku heesto, aad iyo aad u jeclahay dalkeyga, inkastoo dadkeena qaarkood iska liitaan oo damiir daljaceylnimo ku yartahay. Yaa arkay her new song ka hadleyso midnimada and walaaltinimada on Universaltv horta?

Shariifka waa hore igu dambeysee, oo asagoo halgan ku jiro ogaayee ee ileen waa dhalaalay oo iftiimoyaa. Ileen madaxnimo waa lagu nimceystaa. Subagii Kuusha ku sheegi jirtay wajigiisa ka muuqan jirtay waaka ba'ay mise qaboowga Turkiga ka bixiye.

What does diinteena Islaamka ee suuban about this issue horta? Koley uma maleynaaye inay Islamically sanctioned tahay.

Waxaan dhan cabsi maaka keentay. Naf iyo geeriba Eebba baa haayo, ee gaari walaa Secret Service waardiyaasha ah midkood ma haayaan.