These days dadka this cursed drink cabo waa u yaabeysaa, walina isla sii quman, waxna u arkin cabitaankooda. Adigii la yaabnaa qamri cabkooda ayee kusii yaabayaan yaabkaaga. Adduun dhamaadkeeda soo dhow. Eebba noo maqan lee isdhaheysaa. Wali ilaa hadda ma fahmin qof Muslim, Soomaali ah asagoo/iyadoo weyna ku qaangaaray/qaangaart ay hoy ama guri qamri yaalin inuu/inay gadaal ka barto/barato cabitaanka qamriga. Lord.

Wiilkii yaraa ayaa si deg deg ah u qabsaday Koobkii Caanaha lagu siinayay isagoo durba qurquriyay Qurquris. Waa hore igu dambeysay ereygaas aan maqlo ama arko. Dhalinta wax ciyaal lagu cabsiiyo wey istaahilaan; waa dadqalatada cusub. Soomaaliya dadqalato inay ku noolyihiin lagu sheegi jiray, laakiin wey caddaatay uultimo dad dadqalato inay joogaan dalkeena, waliba si muuqaal iskaga duubaayo iyagoo wax qalaayo ama gowracaayo.

Typical jaamac. I can almost heard ciyaalka baska ku jiro ku qeylinaayo, "waryee, waryee..."

British editorial cartoons waa fearless, unlike their timid counterparts in North America. Sometimes the political cartoons the Guardian newspaper publishes waa u yaabeysaa. ______________ I had seen those two the other day:

Dabshid, anaga maa nagu cabee. Adiga, Nuunka iyo anigaba Jidda ka wada shaqeyn jirnee, oo iskaabulana ku ahayn markee dhacday dhacdadaas. Reer SOL u been guur, not to us. Nuunkana meeshuu dhalashadeeda kusoo ogaaday la yaabayba. Waraa Isbitaal Banaadir maa joogtay that day, duqa?

Originally posted by Indhoos: quote:Originally posted by Ducaysane: quote: Indhoos posted: my eyes are my best assets, Somali girls normally pick another part of their body to be their best asset. your choice of asset makes more sense What part? Allah...Parts xataa ma'ahan yaah. ar adigaa...mashaqo. Only in Duceysane's mind. Duqa, nala share garee, what are those 'parts' nooh. I assume they are 'parts,' not one part kaliya.

Nairobi court grants woman time for DNA test NAIROBI – A Kenyan court decided Friday to postpone the case of Suaad Hagi Mohamud, the Somali-born woman who was accused of faking her Canadian citizenship because she did not look like her passport photo, so she and her son in Toronto can undergo DNA testing. Mohamud, who said she speaks to her 12-year-old son almost every day, will submit to DNA testing on Monday in Nairobi in hopes of ending what she says has become a nightmare. She should get the results in 10 days. Friday's court hearing lasted only a few minutes. Mohamud, wearing an orange floral patterned head scarf, stood as the judge quickly agreed to put off the next hearing until Oct. 16 so that the Canadian government can study the DNA tests, which it has agreed to pay for. "I feel in pain, to be honest, I feel really sick," Mohamud told the Star of her ordeal after her hearing was adjourned on Friday. "My country let me down – that's what really makes me mad." Mohamud, 31, was detained at Nairobi's Jomo Kenyatta International Airport on May 21 after spending nearly a month visiting her mother in Kenya. Mohamud was told that while most of her features matched those of her passport photograph, her lips and the glasses she wore were not the same. The Canadian High Commission in Kenya later decided that she was an impostor and cancelled her passport. High Commission officials have not explained their reasons, saying only in a letter to Kenyan immigration officials that the determination was made after "conclusive investigations including an interview." Two Canadian consular officials who attended Friday's hearing refused to speak to the Star, give their names or even shake hands. Mohamud is charged with using another person's passport and being in Kenya illegally. If found guilty, she could be imprisoned or deported back to Somalia, a country that has been embroiled in chaos for more than 15 years. After her court hearing on Friday, Mohamud's Nairobi-based lawyer, Lucas Naikuni, said he was optimistic that Mohamud would get to go back to Canada. He said he felt frustrated because while the Canadian government said she was travelling under someone else's passport, it hadn't tried to track down the real Suaad Hagi Mohamud or to identify who his client really was. "They are saying she's hiding her name," Naikuni told the Star. "So my question is, if she's hiding her name, what's her actual name? I've been with her now for the last two months. It would be very easy for me to detect if she were lying, I interact with her a lot." According to Naikuni, the Canadian government ought to have kept the fingerprints that Mohamud gave when she applied for Canadian citizenship. "I would imagine that being a government of a developed country such as this, you just touch the computer and get the information," Naikuni said. "So we are only left to conclude that this case is one of malicious prosecution, it's only intent is to inflict pain and punishment to our client. We do not understand why they would want to do that." Mohamud, a supervisor with Andlauer Transportation Services, says she has been aching to see her 12-year-old son and hopes that the DNA testing will bring her back to him. "There are rights and freedoms in my country and they took that away from me," Mohamud said. "I've been here two months from the day that I was supposed to go back to him. I'd do anything to be with my son." "I have done nothing illegal," she said. Today's Star

Tuujka, waraa London u socotaa la yiri ee iska jir garoonka diyaaraha Heathrow mid sahlan ma'aha. Your return ticket, the address you are staying at sii diyaarso, hana iswaalin. Hindi kibir badan oo British ismooday kuu fadhiyo at the customs in that airport. They might even call the phone number(s) you provided, though that never happened to me of the three times ka dagay that airport. Originally posted by Cadaan: Do people honestly think this kind of thing wouldn't happen if Canada had a Liberal or NDP gov't? It wouldn't be any different. It could've happen under any government. What is surprising is how the right-wing clique in Ottawa is dragging their feet under this case. This smells their classic style of not helping minorities stranded abroad, in which case, however, wouldn't have happened were an NDP government in power. Just remember the recent case of Abuusufyaan Cabdirisaaq. Don't forget also Soomaalis are in Ontario because the generous immigrant policies of provincial NDP government of early '90s. Peasant, that happens numerous times, ku dhacdo too to the so-called 'caddaanka' Canadianka ah, walaalkaa kaligiisa ma'aha. Somehow dadka safaaradahaas fadhiyo 'holiday' u joogaan filaa, markee 'hyphenated' Canadian arkaana that needs help weyba kasii daraan.

What is wrong with Muqdisho Society horta? Ninka waa daba dhigateen. If he is rooting for his clan, nothing new, dad ka daran ayaa tuban on here who give more fancy terms to the regions they think their grandfathers hail from, maalin walbana bombard the site with ridiculous bandwidths of barabagaandha. He has every right to root for his clan, he is not alone and won't be alone. Just another Soomaali lee waaye with wrong national priorities, perhaps. Kuraaska waa weynaa. Dadkiiba wey ku dhex dhaceen.

Dabshid, tan ma xasuusataana?

This world is full of countries falling into chaos which is mainly due to super powers sticking their noses where they dont belong. They stick because our hands are very busy with ourselves. The left hand is fighting against the right, the right against the left. If we have had a free hand to defend against those 'superpowers,' waxaan ma dhaceen to begin with. Same with our minds.

I am following this story because I was there, in this same Nayroobi airport some months ago. It could've happened to me or anyone, for that matter. I also remember that night I was flying on the line up of boarding the plane, we were three Soomaalis, another Soomaali-Canadian, a Soomaali-American sister with a child and I. The official lady checking that line-up automatically took our passports, our citizenship cards and other IDs -- one by one, of course -- handed them to her boss, who scanned it electronically and asked some questions. The sister with American passport ku dhageen, I guess they mistaken her shy demureness and soft talk inay qof bug ku socdo tahay oo Ingiriis garaneynin camal. We were obviously singled out because of being Soomaalis, who lined up in the "Western" citizens line. Anaa u dambeeye oo si joke ahaan u weydiiye the lady, "Will I get ready my citizenship card and other assorted IDs out as well," while smiling. I also added you guys are doing this only because we are Soomaalis with Western passports. I do, though, understand where they are coming from maadaama Soomaali badan bug iyo been ku socoto. And perhaps some of them might be a somewhat covetous since Soomaali badan ku socdo so many passports from Western countries, whom they worship and would wish to live in those Western countries. Perhaps.

Woman's lips trapped her in Kenya Her nightmare began when airport officer thought mouth didn't match passport photo Suaad Hagi Mohamud was done in by her lips. A Kenyan official detained the Toronto woman in Nairobi because her lips didn't match the ones in her passport photograph, according to documents released by her lawyer yesterday. "I find it really troubling that was the basis of stopping her," said Raoul Boulakia, Mohamud's Toronto lawyer. Documents submitted in a Nairobi court curtly explain why she was detained: "After a comparison was done, it emerged that although the passenger and the passport holder had the same facial features, that passenger's lips were different from that of the passport holder." Mohamud has been marooned in Nairobi since May 17. The 31-year-old mother was on her way back to Toronto when she says a Kenyan officer stopped her at the Nairobi airport for not looking like her four-year-old passport photo. She spent eight days in jail and was released on bail with no travel papers. Kenyan officials sent her passport to Canadian consular officials, who said she was an "imposter," voided the passport and sent it back to the Kenyans for prosecution. She asked to be fingerprinted but the Canada Border Services Agency later admitted it didn't have earlier prints to make a match. But the Somali-born woman scored a small victory yesterday when the Canadian government agreed to DNA testing. The government will also ask Kenya to postpone criminal proceedings against her till DNA testing is completed. Mohamud is due in a Nairobi court tomorrow. She could be sent back to jail or even deported to her lawless native land. "The government is asking them to delay (proceedings) for 10 to 12 weeks," said Boulakia. "But I don't know if the Kenyans will do that." DNA testing will be done on Mohamud, her son and husband, both of whom are in Toronto. Boulakia said her DNA sample will be taken within three days and shipped to Canada immediately. The entire process will cost $810 – to be paid by the government – and will be completed within 10 days. "We will know Suaad is really Suaad in less than two weeks," Boulakia said. He agrees it is a step forward but he is cautious. "I think that we are making some progress and once we have scientific proof of identity, I can't imagine what would be left for the government to say." Yesterday, a spokesperson for Canada Border Services Agency declined comment. "... as this case is currently before the courts, it would be inappropriate for me to comment," Patrizia Giolti wrote in an email to the Star. In Nairobi, Mohamud said she was "very happy and relieved" with the news of DNA testing. "It's a very good thing. I feel closer to home and I can't wait to hug my son." The Star

Waa ku mahadsantahay, Eebba ha noogu waafajiyo kuligeena.

Nice. Falis wali wey dhalaaleysaa, I see.

Nin cariish degan ayaa ku accuse gareynaayo mundul ayaa degantahay qof kale. War the least developed country in Afrika, iskaba dhaaf qaaradaha kale, ayaa kasoo jeedaa, markaas intaa shib iska dhihi lahayd isku hadleysaa. Some Soomaalis and their unfounded faan.

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Now this is ridiculous. Ayeeyooyinkii in la aflagaadeeyo miyaa keenteen. Ceeb.

Originally posted by Che -Guevara: This is cheesy. This one is rather a real cheesy. by Kevin Lyttle.

The paper ran another editorial too today. _____________ Ottawa's rabbit hole The clock is ticking for Toronto traveller Suaad Hagi Mohamud, and not in a good way. Stranded in Kenya because Canadian authorities have declared her an imposter and voided her passport, she must face charges in a Kenyan court on Friday. Like Alice in Wonderland, Mohamud has disappeared down a rabbit hole of shifting reality since being arrested by Kenyan police at the Nairobi airport two months ago because an official claimed she didn't resemble her passport photo. The Somali-born woman was returning to Toronto from a visit with her ailing mother. Canadian consular officials were quick to insist, on undisclosed evidence, that she was a fake. After weeks of stalling, Canadian officials in Nairobi agreed to take Mohamud's fingerprints for definitive identification, but only after her case surfaced in the media. That was almost two weeks ago. Since then the government has not revealed the results or the reason for the delay, although there are hints that the earlier prints Mohamud had taken as a refugee may now have been deleted from Ottawa's files. Mohamud, a Toronto resident with a 12-year-old son, now faces charges of identity fraud, in a country Amnesty International says is in need of "fundamental judicial, police and security sector reform." A fingerprint match could be the crucial evidence needed to acquit her. Without Ottawa's help, Mohamud will likely be convicted and sentenced to time in one of Kenya's brutal jails for a crime of which she may be entirely innocent. Or she may be deported to Somalia, a failed state that is in the midst of a bloody civil war. Meanwhile, a Toronto lawyer has filed a motion in court to demand that Ottawa hand over any evidence it has on Mohamud's identity. To date, both Public Safety Minister Peter Van Loan and Foreign Affairs Minister Lawrence Cannon have remained silent on this matter, which has only served to increase speculation that they are trying to cover up for an embarrassing mistake. To clear the air, they should end their silence forthwith. Koronto Star

Sheekadaan wey kasii dareysaa. Maskiinta dhab ayaaba loogu dhigooyaa inay meeshaas ku raagto. Wey ku ciyaaroyaan maskiinta. ______________ Ottawa urged to rescue Nairobi detainee Mother, 31, stranded in Kenya since May 17 after being told she didn't look like passport photo A Toronto lawyer is going to court tomorrow to prove Suaad Hagi Mohamud is Suaad Hagi Mohamud. Raoul Boulakia filed an application in federal court yesterday seeking immediate government help to get his client home from Nairobi. "We're asking she be repatriated and the government provide her with travel documents and pay for her travel," said Boulakia. He also filed six signed statements from Mohamud's family members and friends vouching for her identity. One of the key issues has been fingerprints. When Mohamud was detained, she insisted her fingerprints be taken so they could be matched with those taken when she applied for Canadian citizenship. But yesterday, a spokesperson for the Canadian Border Services Agency said they don't even have her earlier fingerprints. The spokesperson, who cited privacy laws in declining to comment on Mohamud's case, said fingerprints are only requested on citizenship applications if there is some question of criminality. "Fingerprints are then destroyed once a citizenship application is closed," Patrizia Giolti said in an email to the Star. "Then why is the high commission (in Nairobi) pretending they are waiting for fingerprints?" said Boulakia last night. "Why are they wasting our time?" Mohamud left Toronto on April 29 to visit her mother. She says she was trying to return here May 17 when a Kenyan officer stopped her at the Nairobi airport and said she didn't look like her four-year-old passport photo. Her other pieces of Canadian photo ID were also rejected. She spent eight days in jail and was released on bail with no travel papers. Kenyan officials sent her passport to Canadian consular officials, who said she was an "imposter," voided the passport and sent it back to the Kenyans for prosecution. The Somali-born Mohamud will be in a Nairobi court on Friday where she could face a jail sentence or even deportation to her lawless native land. "I have only a few days left – they (her family and lawyer) have to come up with something or I'm doomed," the 31-year-old mother said by phone from Nairobi. At that time, she didn't know the Canadian Border Services Agency had revealed that her earlier fingerprints were no longer available. If there were no earlier prints to compare with, then why did authorities bother to take new ones? The Canadian Border Services Agency did not answer that question yesterday. But one possible reason might be to try to match them with another set in the database, as a check for a criminal record. Boulakia is hoping to get some answers in federal court tomorrow. "This can't go forever," said the Toronto lawyer. "Imagine being overseas and having no way to prove your Canadian citizenship. It's a nightmare." He wants to know why government agencies haven't checked Mohamud's identity claims with her 12-year-old son, other family members and friends. Meanwhile, Liberal MP Dan McTeague came down heavily on the Conservative government saying Mohamud's case "devalues" Canadian citizenship. "She's done her due diligence. I'd like to know what the holdup is," said the MP. "I know the machinery of government can move a lot quicker if it has to," said McTeague (Pickering-Scarborou gh East). "It requires intervention at the top end. Where is the foreign minister?" Instead, federal officials are leaving Mohamud in diplomatic limbo, unwilling to get to the bottom of the potential confusion around her identity, he charged yesterday. Yesterday, there was confusion in the government ranks over what department was handling the issue. Staff for Foreign Affairs Minister Lawrence Cannon referred questions to Public Safety Minister Peter Van Loan. A spokeswoman for Cannon said she had "nothing to add" even though the department had said little previously. By the end of the day, Van Loan's staff was referring queries back to Cannon's office. Toronto Star

There are no defenders, nor advocates, either. As a judge, I have to default the case.

Qofkuu daba galo waa u dhameeyaa ninkaan. No wonder yaraantey ayaan wargeysyada daraadiisa u gadan jiray, back in '91-'92 in Xamar. Shabeelle Press lagu soo daabici jiray sawirgacmeedkiisa siyaasadeed. C/raxmaan Jaamac Barre ayuu eber ka dhigay jiray, asagoo ugu yeeraayo "Buluqbuluq."

To watch a whole movie online and on a monitor. That is a bit madax wareer, I think, xataa on a laptop.