Hoo hee, kusoo dhawoow. Cambuulo waa jeclahay, walina waa jeclahay laakiin xoogahoo ayaa Afrika kusoo nacay. Once a while reerka karin jireen but one day dabka lagu ilooway, weyna gubatay. From that day, urkeeda ku nacay. Naga dhaafa ku iri mar dambe urkaas uma dulqaadan karnee. But I still like it, especially cambuulada jilicsan oo kilida u eg kaligeed markii la kariyo. Subag ama saliid macsaro iyo sokor kistoo ku shubo. Koob shaah caanaboore lagu cadeystay kuna cab. Xaaaaax.

Valenteenah, Malika iyo Soomaalina ka maqan liiskaan. I would've voted any of these fine three sisters Also new comers like Narniah deserve 'new nomad of the year' camal.

Gabartaan quruxleyda ah iyo anaga dhamaanteen iyagoo naga wada farxiyo jeclaan lahaa. Well, next time, I guess.

It ain't me. I feel for that poor girl who makes that full surfi ka buuxo cajiin qasan each day to make canjeero. That is a hundreds of canjeero there daily. Darn, reerkaas aad u badanyihiin, methinks.

Ma'ogi waxa cusub. Anybody who la socday siyaasadda Kiinya iyo Israa'iil wax cusub ma'aha waxaan. Kenyan leaders visit that pariah state all the time, from buying military equipment to asking long-term financial aid. I think Ra'ila and some of his senior ministers have been to that state few times already since 2008.

Jaceyl kala awood weynee Kii iilka dhigay Qeys Leylana agseexshaa Ana igu abuurmoo Oogadu ku faafoo Diiday inaan adkeystoo Ii ka asdeeyo Igu kaariyaaye Ogoow nafbaa Ku ooman adigee Hee hee Imisaa adoo kale Arji iila timidoo Oofin maayo aan iri Awadaa u joogee Wadnahey ololayee Ii dhigo abaaloo Arrinteyda meel mari Axdi been ah lama galo Wacad lama ilaawoo Ruuxi ku aamina Lagama indho saabtee Afar sano iyo dheeraad Arrimahaan dhiseynay Aan isiri idlaadee Waa adigii dheeryey Ogoow nafbaa Ku ooman adigee Hee hee Imisaa adoo kale Arji iila timidoo Oofin maayo aan iri Awadaa u joogee Wadnahey ololayee Ii dhigo abaaloo Arrinteyda meel mari

Jilib???? Qosol badanaa. Afmadoow ayeeba gaari la yihiin Jilib kulahaa. Where did you read this one from? Daily Nation? Never thought I would say this since I am fiercely anti-Barbaarta, however I hope Kiinyaatigaan ku jabaan duulaankaan, never again haweystaan dhul kale Soomaaliyeed.NFD xaaraan ku heysteen awalba.

Literally. Marka Soomaaliyeey aan saan isku dhaano, wax walba waa na wada deeqaan. Waa isku xiranahay, meelna uma kala socono, hala ishorfadhiyo, waxna yaala kala qeybsan ma soconeyso. Taas waa xaasidnimo.

Maleyka (I like to spell the name in this way, hope you don't mind), Cabdi Hollandkaan la sheego gabdhaha ka dambeeyo garan waaye, until I had seen a video clip ku jiro. Showgiisa ka helaan filaa, even Aaliya eye candy u yahay. Whoa! Gabar indho u rooneey ah currently fankeena maku jirtaa horta? Hmm... This one comes the closest one, wax ka roon ma arkinee:

Haa maqaayadaas iyada waaye. Waaba ku raagtee meesha, anaaba iga darantahee. Meeshaas maqribka ka bacdi ayee bil bilaan, kuraasta birta jilicsan ahayd fadhiisan jirtay miyaa. Waligey ma fadhiisan, cashada waa sii qaadi jiray lee. My cousin and his family Denmark ka yimid in Luulyo, during summerka. Haddee ogaan lahaayeen inay maqaayadaas Reer Denmark leeyihiin wey tagi lahaayeen filaa. Kilimanjaaro iyadana qof Reer Norway ah leh la lahaa ee maxaa ka jiro.

Dadka cabaayo wey jiranyihiin. Haddaa jirantahay, wax walba iyo meel walba daawo ka raadinee laguugu sheego. Waxee kale soo qaataan Sunna inay tahay, sida meeshaan ku qoran camal: Waxtarka Kaadida geela Lagama war hayo in Soomaalidu kaadida geela wax ku daaweyn jirtey diinta islaamka ka hor, laakiin waxa hubaal ah intii ka dambaysey in ay daawo ahaan u adeegsanayeen kaadida geela Soomaalida iyo dadyow badan oo muslin ahiba, gaar ahaan dalalka Carabta. Hadaba, daawada taariikhdeeda la hayaa waxay ka soo bilaabatay xilligii Nabi Maxamed (SCWS) noolaa. Waqtigaas oo la weriyey in ay xanuunsadeen dad nebiga (SCWS) ugu yimi Madiina, nebiguna ku yiri caano geel iyo kaadi geel cabba, ka dibna ay ku caafimaadeen (Bukhaari iyo Muslim). Tilmaanta ku xigta oo maanta la soo xigan karo waxa ka tegey dhakhtarkii caanka ahaa ee loo yiqiin Ibn seena (Avicenna in Spanish) oo sheegay in kaadida geelu ay cudurada qaar daawo ka tahay, wuxuuna si gaara u tilmaamay xanuun wadnaha ku dhaca in ay daawo u tahay. Xigasho

Waligaa ma cabtay adi? By the way, welcome again.

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That shawarma ku taalay geeska Andalus hoteel maaka hadleysaa? Ma Reer Denmark ayaa lahayd that place. Xagaas xataa habeen habeen casho kasoo gadi jiray. Goormaa joogtay Islii, xiligee.

Sawiradiisa front page Toronto Star ku sawirnaayeen on Thursday and how in the last few months isku bad badalaaye jirkiisa. Laakiin magaciisa la yaabay, Minhaaj goormee Soomaali la bixi jirtay. Waala wareeray.

Aabahey oo caafimaad qabo ayeeba rabeen inay siiyaan xataa. He is qof aad u da' ah and had seen a lot in his life plus diintana aad u yaqaanaaa, but asaga xataa aad ula yaabay, wuxuuna yiri wax la cabo maa adduunka laga waaye markii kaadi geel la cabaayo.

Marax ayaa tahay markaas. You were there and knew I was there too markaas la iskuma soo sheegaayo miyaa. Mise waxaa ku jirtay nicmatul fashuuq oo in lagaa qash qasho ma rabin miyaa? Kilimanjaaro mar walba aadi jiray but not Nomad Palace. Kilimanjaaro iyo Grand Royal u badnaa aniga. Xataa our own Che meelahaas lagama weyn jirin.

Haa, aad u aaminsanyihiin, kaadida geelka lee waaye. Caano geel fresh markaas lasoo lisay iyo kaadi geel markaas kaadiye la isku qasaa, dhaq laga siinaa. Nayroobi kusoo arkay. Aneeba cab i dhaheen. The look of my face spoke to them.

drink its urine Drinking kaadida xawayaanka Hindida kuma koobna kaliya. Some Soomaalida oo Muslim ah drink kaadida geelka too for health reasons.

Nice dirac, Saado Cali. But gabar ku fiicnaa diracaas, islaanta kuma fiicneen. Islaamaha kale meesha ka bood boodaayana, yaa dhaho fadhiista. Meeshaba huur iyo kuleel ee ka dhigeen.

Eebba ayaa aadanaha u nimceeye oo labka iyo dhedigaba ka dhigay balance isla socda. That balance ayee deliberaetly kala jareen, waxaan camal inay soo baxeyso waala ogaa hee. More girls dhasho than boys. Intee la geynaa wiilasha dhasho extra ah. Wali xaalka ma xumo, markee kuwa hadda dhalanaayo qaangaaraan ayee the issue critical noqon doontaa. Perhaps they will import more girls from dalalka u dhow dhow.

Axmed Ismaaciil Samatar waa dacaayad badanyahay with no solutions of his own to offer. Walaalkiisa Cabdi Ismaaciil Samatar ayaa dhaamo boqolkiiba boqol oo had iyo jeer Soomaaliya midnimadeeda iyo madaxbanaanimadeeda u taagan and its solutions. There is Soomaaliya, there will always be Soomaaliya. Waxa socdo waa laga baxaa, Eebba ha idmo.

The usual suspects. I never understood the gender wars on SOL. Ten years joogaa, waligeyna kama qeybqaadan. I don't know why. War Dhubad, soo dhaaf, widaayoow. Arlaadi maa jirtay?

Maxaa indhaheeda baluug loogu dhigay, mise waaba cagaar waxa? Kaca dheh.