Fake, double fake waliba. Fake hair, fake shaf, fake cidiyo -- all fake stuff la ima tuso.

I don't think starting a public thread is helping, plus our brother Libaax is busy with reerkiisa cunug yaraa u dhashee. Marka as that Hindi dukaan owner in Simpsons says so, 'dankis, kaam ageen'

Anaga dhan badankeena ayaa Soomaaliweyn wada aaminsan, see camal.

Meesha wey kasii dareysaa. Lacag gaareyso 800,000 oo shilinka Kenyaatiga laga dhacay hal dukaan kaliya la leeyahay xalay. Just some two weeks ago, hoteel ku yaalo isla Islii ayaa laga dhacay lacag xad dhaaf ah as you can see from this clip. According to the clip 500,000 shilin Kenyaati laga qaatay la leeyahay hoteelka. Shuud. Tuugadii u weynaa u soo tashtay Islii. Waxee soo ogsoonaadeen kaashka in uu meelo fudud iskaga jiro. Eebboow u sahal dadkeena.

Best questions being asked. Waana su'aalaha aan la qabo. Waa in la kala caddeeyaa waxyaabaha ku qoran. Waa in la sheegaa dadka soo qoray. Xeeldheeriyaasha soo qoray waa in magacyadooda lasoo bandhigaa. Otherwise dad kale soo qortay, Soomaalina masoo qoranin. Marka waa run, wax ayaa la kala qar qariye, lana qarinaayaa. Waa axdi lagu deg degay. Waligey ma arkin axdi kan ka hor saan camal loogu deg degay, oo sanka la iska gilinaayo. No. Qofka koowaad hadlay aad iyo aad si fiican ugu hadlay. Wuu ku mahadsanyahay.

Ciyaal kuni kuni kuleel...

‎Laabtiyo qalbiga ayaad sidii liilsan jiiftaayee Lammaanoowday inankaad jecleed lahashadaadiyee Lama ladine guushiinabaan luga dageeynaayee Dadku laama ubax buuxiyeey wada lulaayanee Laandheerayaal kula dhashaa laabta kuu tumayee Lakigaaga wiilkii ku helay, huuno liibaanyee Leegleegso leexada sariyo libinta guurkiina Xuska Leegadii laga dhaxlee Luulya iyo Juunba Lixdankii habeenimo lix saac libinti aan gaarnay Lix Labaatan Juun xornimo laacnay miraheeda Koowda Luulyana wadajirbaa leerka loo shidayee Lamaanahiis aroosaa ka dhigan Luulyo iyo Juun Luubiga ciyaaraha macaan, luuqda iyo dheesha Wilisaqada lees laba rogiyo, loolka iyo heesta Labadiina weeyaan waxaa leerka loo shidayee Ilaa dunida laga laabayoo leyf duljoogtahi Ladanoow xaq dhowr inanta oo leeji xarigeeda Maroodiga lafaha weynle iyo liidhar baad tahayee Afrikada libaaxeediyoo liil sanbaad tahayee Hoobaalayoo hee dheh iga dheh.

Sheekadii Caydiid Yariisoow maa noo keentay haddana? Ani iyo Xabashi midownimo nagama dhaxeyneyso intaa neef tuuraayo. Oromo iyo Canfarta awalba Soomaali Aboow iska ahaayeen dhib malaha.

Che somewhere here ayuu ka muuqdaa, but ma qarxinaayi. Sawiro kale iyo warbixin.

It is internal divisions though, if there is one. Suldaan Faqi, Jen. Sheekhuuna iyo Xildhibaan Nuuraani kuligoodaba waa isku jufo oo ah dadka dega Baraawe iyo nawaaxigeeda.

at Suldaan Fake.

More su'aalo, more yax yax.

Mr. Fisk has a point. Carabtana aad ayuu u yaqaanaa. Qaarkood waa xoolo, diin ay ku dhaqmaana iska dhaafee naxariistii bini'aadenimo ka fog, aad ugu fog waliba. Carab fiican waa jiraan, waliba dalal dadka Carabtooda ah fiican, sida Reer Suuriya camal.

Waraa Sacuudiga jaad ma laga cunaa horta? And haddii laguugu qabto maxaa dhacaayo? Qoor goyn?

By the way, Nayroobi ku arki jiray caleenta cagaaran ninka sawirka hore calaanjinaayo. It is more potent than jaadka and more cheaper. it was said. Soomaalida jaadka awoodi karin qarashkiisa cuni jiray. Magac baas lahayd.

Shirkii Landhan waala soo siray. Goobta shirka ka dhacaayo waaka qudbeyneysiin lagu soo yiri. Calankiina la suraa isla goobta loogu soo sheekeeye. Waaka madax bannaan tihiin Soomaalida kale loogu been guuray. Well, well, tii ka dhacday waala wada ogyahay. Xataa ra'iisul wasaaraha Ingiriiska garabaati baluuggan soo xirtayba. Suu Bush yiri camal waaye in this infamous quote: "Fool me once, shame on — [pauses] — shame on you. Fool me — [pauses] — You can't get fooled again." They can't get fooled again, obviously. But again Turkiga la isku diro ma fiicno.

Kuwait is one of the few Carab countries that pay cash each time a 'madaxweyne' Soomaaliyeed aado. The reason for this trip I think it has to do with shirka la qabanaayo. Intaas oo odey dhaqameed qarash badan u baahanyihiin. Kuwait is the easiest country cash laga heli karo, no questions asked too.

Aaliyyah;827279 wrote: This is the worse thread on somaliaonline. It scares me subhanahalah. I don't think somalis in canada are violent..Many of them are hard working. But, in general the somali community is just starting to suffer from the outcome of living abroad 20 years.. for the most part it is the generation that was raised outside of Somalia that are involved in drugs and what not. I have met many ladies and walahi kuligood wiil ama labo baa laga xidhey my heart goes out to them. Just two weeks ago I was sitting with this lady who was telling my mom that her son is in jail and he's only 20 years old...Wiilasha ayaa faraha ka baxay. Waana dhib somaalida haysata.I blame the civil war and then the fathers for not being a good role model for their sons. salaam If you had seen inside this jail ku yaal close to Dixon Rd and Attwell Dr., close to Pearson airport, you will be shocked to see dhalinyarada ku jirto oo wada Soomaali ah. Ninyaaban, Ottawa waa magaalo hagaagsan oo Soomaali wanaagsan degan, ee adigaa laga yaabaa dad si kale ah inaa kusoo aragtay.

Turkiga in la isku diro ma fiicno xiligaan. Waa iga talo.

Waraa Showqi, noo dhaaf dadkaas. I had a childhood friends oo isku xaafad ahayn ka dhashay reerahaas. Still waa xiriirnaa. Waa dad fiican oo aad u kaftan badan. And noo, af adag kuma hadlaan. Lahjadda Banaadiriga ku hadlaan. I am sure Aaliya afkaas kuma adko fahankiisa now.

Caawa kuleelka maa batay waa soo jeedaaye? Habeen wacan, abaayadiis. Waa daalanahee oo barbaar yar yar ayaa banooni lasoo jafay maantee.

It wasn't artificial machine tanning, waa sun tanning. Qoraxda qof isku dhigay ayee ahayd.

Siyaasadda Reer Mareykan mar mar yaab iyo nuskeeda waaye. Koox abortionka ayee kasoo horjeedaan, yet support death penalty. Kuwa kalena abortionka wey ogolyihiin, yet against capital punishment. Midka rednecka ah oo jaahilka ah wuxuu taageeraa kii taajirka ahaa oo dantiisa wadin, cutting taxes and eliminating social programs that would have helped him or her, yet still support this in the name of ideology. Kuwii taajirka ahaana qaarkood waa liberal, support taxing the rich, yet they don't benefit from it personally. Saan saanka uu Mareykanka ku socdo dal kala jabo ayuu noqon doonaa, gobolo jaahiliin ka taliyo iyo gobolada kale. Naceybka dadkooda isku qabaana aad iyo aad u faaftay, una balaaratay.

Have you ever met a Soomaali that tans? Well, I did.

Different nooc, same goals. Adduunka waala isku wareersanyahay. N.J. Mother Of 5 Accused Of Putting 6-Year-Old Daughter In Tanning Bed A New Jersey mother is facing criminal charges for child endangerment after police said she put her young daughter in a tanning bed. But Patricia Krentcil told CBS 2′s Derricke Dennis on Tuesday night that the whole thing was a big misunderstanding. Krentcil, 44, loves to tan and she may even be addicted to it. “I’ve been tanning my whole life, going to the beach, tanning salons and so forth,” she told Dennis. While the mother of five from Nutley, arguably pushes her own skin to the limit, she’s adamant she would never tan her 6-year-old, fair-skinned daughter Anna. “No not at all, not at all, not whatsoever,” Krentcil said. But that’s exactly why Nutley Police arrested and charged Krentcil with child endangerment — for allegedly taking Anna to a tanning salon and into an actual tanning bed, causing a slight burn. “There’s not room…I would never permit it…It didn’t happen,” Krentcil said. Krentcil said when the school nurse asked her daughter how she got burned, she simply said, ‘I go tanning with mommy.’” However, the woman said her daughter’s burn was not from getting into a tanning bed, but from being outside and playing in the backyard. “She’s 6 years old. Yes, she does go tanning with mommy, but not in the booth,” Krentcil said. While little Anna might not be able to tell the story exactly as it happened, Krentcil is still in trouble with the law. “The whole thing’s preposterous!” she said. Krentcil said the incident has darkened her favorite hobby, but not enough to stop. Xigasho