Nus Xabashkaan Cabdi Ileey la dhaho cabsi ay dadka qaar u qabaan waxee gaartay xataa iyagoo ku nool qurbaha, gaar ahaan Minnesota. Soomaalidii Reer Soomaali Galbeed ahaa isjaajuuseeso. Laakiin waxaa ogahay inuunan raageynin, asaga iyo xulafadiisa Xabashada u adeego, mar aanan fogeen mid asaga la mid ah ama ka daran lagu badali doonaa. Laakiin Galbeeti, ogoow Cabdi Ileey xataa jufooyinkiisa hoose ayuu qabiil qabiil ula kala dhaqmaa, oo iyagii ayaa kala jabay, laf iyo jilib u kala baxay. Rabi ayaa ka baryaa inuu dhibka ka qaado Reer Soomaali Galbeed, hoggaan Soomaaliyeed oo muuqato ma jirtee.

Eebbe ayaan kaga mahadnaqaa inaa Mareykanka waa hore iskaga tagay. Qaabkooda iyo saasaantooda aan ogaa. Dad koombo ku jiro oo ifka dhan inuu Mareykan ka kooban yahay moodo, gobolladooda inay yihiin dalal. Adduun kaleba inuu jiro war uma haayaan. Saas iyagoo ah ayee badownimo weyn iskugu darsadeen. Mareykanoo meeshaada ku salaamantahay. Ama Trump keen ama Sarah Palin keenso.

Yaab ahaa. Abtirsigii maa idinku filnaan waaye. Waaba sababta ee diinta Islaamka xoogga u saartay abtirsiga. Wareerkaan iyo waxaas uu yareeyaa, waana sababtee Reer Galbeedka dhii-en-ee iskaga qaadaan maadaama ay ogeyn meel ay ka soo jeedaan, xataa boqol sano ka hor. Magacyadooda abtirsigee dileen. Tan labaad dadyowgaas iyo qowmiyahadaas (waa Berberka, kuwa ka mid Giriiga, kuwa Faraciinta ahaa, kuwa Nuubiyaanka ah iyo kuwa kale) waxaa aaminsanahay inay faracooda Geeska Afrika ka soo jeedaan, siiba meesha Soomaaliya ah maanta and not the other way around. Anagaa kaga dhiig iyo dheecaan badan, marka anagee naga soo jeedaan ee ma'aha inay Soomaalida ka soo jeedaan iyaga. Meeshaa anaga ka nahnay dhiigga dheecaankiisa boqolkiiba toddobaatan ka badan, iyagaas labaatan iyo wax ka yar yihiin. Sida kale la ogyahay Geeska Afrika waaba deegaanka aabaha aadanaha ka soo wada jeedaan. Kuwaan shirkadaha ee dhii-en-ee'ga baaritaankiisa bixiyo markii hore kama qaadin dhiigga Soomaalida oo ma keydsiin, waana si dadban oo takoor ah. Marka kii Soomaaliga dhiigiisa ama dhiigeeda u dhiibto meel kale lagu sheegaa, asagoo ama iyadoo dhiigeeda ka fac weyn meesha lagu sheegaayo, ha ahaato Berberka ama Baantuuga. Marka waxba yaanan la iswareerin. Abtirkaaga lee baro, xataa haku ekaado dhowr boqol sano. Oprah iyo wixii la mid ah wareersan ha ugu sheekeeyaan meeshaas iyo meeshaas ka soo jeedaa, laakiin Soomaalideena sheekadaan qooto qootada ah nama marsiinayaan.

Baluu, waaku salaamay. Showqi, Faanguufar warkeeda sugeynaa ee meesha ka soo waran.

@galbeedi said: Galbeedi, nus Xabashkaan Ileey la dhaho intaa fiirsan lahaa wuxuu dhahaayo waxaa ii dhaanto anigoo filin Hindi fiirsado. Nus Xabashkaan waqti kuma qasaarinaayi.

@Barwaaqo said: Horta madaxda Somalida wuu ugu xafiis fiican yahay! Silaanyo, Hassan sheekh iyo Cabdiwaliba daahyo /curtains foolxun ayaa xafiisyadooda ka laalaadda! Ma'ogi waxaa ka hadleysid laakiinse xafiisla madaxweynaha ee Filla Soomaaliya ma qaabxumo, si heersare ayaana loo habeeye.

The former xildhibaan is part of 'angry elders' category. Eebbe ha u raxmado Muslimiinta aan waxba galabsan lagu xasuuqay Gaalkacyo.

A hungry kid from Bay does not have the means to build a bomb or organize insurgency. Mudane Galbeedi, how many "hungry kids" from Baay isku qarxiye magaalooyinka iyo degmooyinka Soomaaliya in the last two to three years compared to "hungry kids/angry elders" from Waqooyi? Iiga jawaab su'aashaas, xaaji.

Marxuum Maxamed Cali Samatar ayaa habeen hore ku geeriyooday gobolka Firjiiniya ee dalka Mareykanka. Qoyskiisa iyo qaraabadiisaba samir iyo iimaan ayaa leeyahay. Marxuumkana Rabi ha u dambi dhaafo -- aamiin, aamiin.

Alankeey Maadeey Muudeey. Ar ma faaydaa? Inaa waa hore jana tagtay moodaayee. Waa kaa guddoomay salaanta. Sidoo kale adigana.

Ninkaan hay'adiisa waxee maamulaan iskoolkii weynaa ee ahaan jiray Farsamada oo ku agyaalay Lambar Afar. Ninkaan hay'adiisa ayaa la wareegtay iskoolkaas afartii sano u dambeysay, oo dib u dhis weyn ku sameeye, waxeena u bixiyeen Badar. Waa iskool hoose dhexe ilaa dugsiga sare oo si casri u qalabeysan. Sabtidii ayee dowladda Soomaaliya soo saartay go'aan ah inay shaqaalaha iskoolkaas ka dhigo oo Turki ah ka baxaan dalka, taasoo ahayd codsi ka yimid dowladda Turkiga.

@ElPunto said: This is what passes for objective analysis in the west: 'Rule No. 2 in planning a successful military coup is that any mobile forces that are not part of the plot — and that certainly includes any fighter jet squadrons — must be immobilized or too remote to intervene. (Which is why Saudi army units, for example, are based far from the capital.) But the Turkish coup plotters failed to ensure these loyal tanks, helicopters, and jets were rendered inert, so instead of being reinforced as events unfolded, the putschists were increasingly opposed. But perhaps that scarcely mattered because they had already violated Rule No. 1, which is to seize the head of the government before doing anything else, or at least to kill him. The country’s president, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, was left free to call out his followers to resist the attempted military coup, first by iPhone and then in something resembling a televised press conference at Istanbul’s airport. It was richly ironic that he was speaking under the official portrait of Mustafa Kemal Ataturk, the founder of Turkey’s modern secular state, because Erdogan’s overriding aim since entering politics has been to replace it with an Islamic republic by measures across the board: from closing secular high schools so as to drive pupils into Islamic schools to creeping alcohol prohibitions to a frenzied program of mosque-building everywhere — including major ex-church museums and university campuses, where, until recently, headscarves were prohibited. Televised scenes of the crowds that came out to oppose the coup were extremely revealing: There were only men with mustaches (secular Turks rigorously avoid them) with not one woman in sight. Moreover, their slogans were not patriotic, but Islamic — they kept shouting “Allahu ekber” (the local pronunciation of “akbar”) and breaking out into the Shahada, the declaration of faith.' Ahahahahaha. Ciil ayee u dhiman rabaan. Warbaahinta Reer Galbeed dharka ayee iska siibeen maalin dhawayd, cheerleading the coup and calling Erdogan 'authoritarian' -- this by the 'liberal' Reer Galbeed media, iskaba dhaaf kuwii kale. Xataa the Guardian, a fine newspaper I respected, were in restrained jubilant in their live feed reports until it became increasingly the coup failed, which by then they slowly stopped updating the live reports as frequent or worse, selectively reporting the coup still on, just to keep their pipe dreams and wishes on. The worst was on Reddit's leading front page threads. Muslim iyo Islaam necbaa dadkaas. Maba xishoodaan, Abuulahab ayee isoo xasuusiyeen. A million abuulahabs. Yaa u sheego Abuulahab alone was more influential in his day than a billion of them living today, and yet he still couldn't extinguish the light that is diinteena suuban ee Islaamka.

Saa maalin dhawayd ugu damqaday, ugu walwalay dal shisheeye afgambi ka dhacay waligey uguma walwalin sidaas. Laakiin waa Eebbe mahadiis inay fashilmeen, oo afgambigooda dhicisoobay jaajuustii iyo basaasiintii la rabay inay Turkiga ka dhigaan si dalal badan oo Islaamka ah ka yeeleen iyagoo u adeegaayo dano shisheeye oo cadow Muslim ah. Nooloow Rajab Dayib Erdogan - waligaa jir oo joog, cadowgaa jab oo jiif.

Had iyo jeer halyeydii Soomaaliweyn u soo halgantay, naftooda iyo maalkooda u soo huray xushmad iyo xasuusin ayee naga mudan yihiin. Astaantoodana waa maalintaan. Kowda Luulyo wacan.

Sanadguuro wacan oo wanaagsan dhamaantiina. Kowda Luulyo waa maalin aan la iloowi karin, la iloowi doonin. Maanta, maanta, maanta waa maalin weynee maantaa.

Galbeeti, noo sheeg hoteel caan ka ah Xamar oo aanan la galin, aanan la weerarin ilaa iyo 2009? Shaamoow? Maka Almakurama? (Laba mar ka badan waliba.) Saxafi? Sentaraal (Central)? SYL? Jasiira? Wehliye? Ambasadoorkaan? Hoteelladaan waa kuwa ugu caansan, uguna amaan weyn, xildhibaanno iyo wasiirada wada deganyihiin. Hoteello ka caansan Xamar kuma yaalaan. Kuwa soo haray dhan waa kuwa yar yar. Kuwaas yar yar dadkaan qarxinaayo, oo galaayo iskuma qasaarinaayaan maadaama dadka ee baadi goobayaan aynan deganeyn hoteellada yar yar oo si sahlan ku gali karaan. Qaraxyadaan waa weyn oo aanan hore loo arag waxee bilowdeen sanadkii hore, waana qaraxyada lala beegsaday afarta hoteel ugu waa weyn Xamar: SYL, Saxafi, Jasiira iyo Ambasadoor. Dhamaantood sanad ka yar la wada qarxiye.

Haa, Geelle. Micheal Weinstein ka hadlaaye. Ma siibtay, maba ogeyn. Waxaaba islahaa isqabqabsiga siyaasadda Soomaaliya aan dhamaad lahayn uu ka caajisay.

Faruureey, Fanguufar xaaku geeye? Faduulis lee ha dhihin. Salaan sare kaabo.

Maxaa ku dhacay baresare (barfasoorkii) siyaasadda Soomaaliya aad ula socday markee Maxkamadaha soo shaac baxeen 2006. Maqaallo joogto ah oo aragti dheer uu ka qoray Soomaaliya 2006-2011. Nin Reer Mareykan ah uu ahaa laakiin magaciisa ii gooye.

Intee badarkii loogu tala galay Soomaaliya been been ku cuni lahaayeen Reer Ugaandha iyo Burundi (haba sheegin Xabashada iyo Kiikuuyada), gabdhaheena Soomaaliyeed ha noo cunaan. Ka daaqa aan idin dhahay abaayooyinka.

Wali marqaankii maa lagu jiraa? Wali gacmo iyo luggo daaliskii maa socdo? Dad ma quustiyaal ayaa SOL hore ugu gubtay, ka samray riyadaan iyo ruwaayadaan aan bilaabaneynin iyo aanan dhamaaneynin. Laakiinse jiilka cusub waxaa dhahaayaa noo wada taxanaha, sii fidiya sheekadii. Labaatan iyo shan kale waliba.

Waa war lagu farxo. Waana biloow.

Sidee qabiil gaar ah ula shiri karaan dowlad shisheeye, siiba kuwa ah cadowga Soomaaliweyn? Waxaaba ka sii daran waxee ogolyihiin in darbi laga dhiso xadbeenaadka. Sidee loo kala qeybin karaa Mandheera iyo Buulaxaawo. Aawey dowlad ku sheegtii Xamar fadhisay. See ugu aamusi kartaa arrimo saan camal ah. Beri qole kale ayaa cirkii iyo baddii isku deyn doonto inay bixiso, dad kale u saxiixdo maxaa yeelay qolodooda ayaa 'leh' cirkaas iyo baddaas. Doorasho, sidee la isku dooranaa iyo musharax aan ahay ayee maalin walba isku qabsadaan. Yee xukumi doonaan haddeeba dadkii tahriib, gaajo iyo abaaro la halaagmeen, dhulkiina saan la iskaga qaadanaayo.

Sadex milyan maa degan gobollada Waqooyi Bari, waa sida qoraaga qoray? Kooweey koow.

Maanta kaliya: Timajaraha aan galabta aaday: Qabiil ka hadal ka socotay Banooni fiidkii ka sii aaday: Qabiil ka hadal maqlaaye Biibito maqaayad ah soo marnay banooniga ka dib: Qabiil ka hadal lagu haaye (tii u weyneyd waliba) Inta soo galay caawa: Qabiil ka hadal, midii ugu darneyd. Eebboow, Soomaali iyo qabyaalad godkee isla gali doonaan iyagoo ku ashahaadanaayo.