that was a remake of quentin tarentinos joke in desparados---but hey its still funny

I FORGET TO RIGHT MOI DEFINITON OF ZEXXYY LADY: 1.DRESS SENSE, ALL DUE RESPECT BUT A LADY WHO'S IN TIGHT CLOTHING DOESN'T ALWAYS KNOW HOW 2 DRESS. USUALLY IT'S QUITE THE OPPOSITE,I AM NOT SAYING TIGHT CLOTHING IS NOT SEXY.BUT A LADY WHO CAN DRESS WELL IS SEXIER. 2.WHITE STRAIGHT TEETH,ITS ALL GOOD IF SHE GOT A NICE SMILE BUT WHEN YOU GOT BUTTER COLOURED TEETH ...SHIT (P.S. I GOT NICE TEETH) 3.LEGS.....PHWOW, DEFINITELY LONG + TONED 4.A CUTTIE GOTS 2 HAVE A TIGHT BOOTY. 5.GUYS HOW MANY OF YOU CANNOT STAND A GIRL WITH NASTY TOES 6.ATLETIC BODY...DAMN I'M LICKING MY LIPS 7. SHE BETTA HAVE NO ATTITUDE, KNOW HOW 2 GRIND,NO PERSONALITY IMPERIMENTS 8.FU@K I ALMOST FORGOT HOW 2 COOK

IS READ THE TOPIC AND HAT TO ASK HOW MANY OF YOU RECKON THAT YOU COULD: A.FIND THAT GUY/LADY? B.GET THAT GUY/LADY? C.ASSUMING THIS PERSON WAS A COMPLETE STRANGER....HOW WOULD YOU GET A DATE + NUMBER?(NONE OF THAT FAKE PLAYER B.SH@T)

I'M LIVING ON CAMPUS IN LONDON....IT IS HEAVY! IF YOU GOT THE CHANCE GO WITH OUT A DOUBT. THE EARLIEST I HAVE SLEPT SINCE I MOVED IS 3:30 AM. WILD SHIT GOES ON,PARTIES 24/7 AND OHHH YEAH U R USUALLY WITHIN WALKING DISTANCE OF UNI!

WHAT IS YOUR PERSONAL ALLSTAR STARTING 5 (STREETS&EUROPE INCLUSIVE).FOR: 1.EXCITEMENT 2.WINS

WHATS YOUR ALL TIME BBALL STARTING 5? P.S. LEFTY,MAGIC OVER MJ ....ANYDAY LOL!

I WAS ABOUT 2 LOG OUT BUT SOME OF THESE COLLEGE BALL JOCKS GOT TO ME.EVERY ONE OF THOSE KIDS WITH INCREDIBLE AMOUNTS GENERATE MILLIONS FOR THESE INSTITUTIONS. WHAT DO THEY GET IN TURN...MEASILY FREE EDUCATION (WHICH MOST **** UP B'COS THERE EITHER HOOPIN' OR PARTYIN' AS THEY'RE CAMPUS STARS). EDUCATION IS WONDERFUL BUT THESE GUYS ARE BLATENTLY BEING ROBBED...SO IF YOU GOT GAME JUMP TO THE L AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. **** THE COLLEGE SYSTEM, IT IS CORRUPT! REMEMBER MARCUS CAMBY & UMASS. ERIC BARKLEY & THE RED STORM....IT WAS WRONG FOR THE NCAA TO PENALISE THE FOR TAKING MONEY.******* THIEVES!

IN REPLY TO LAZY GIRL, ARE YOU REALLY GETTING TIRED OF THE NBA? THINK ABOUT IT THE NBA IS UNDERWAY A NEW ERA. KOBE REPLACED JORDAN AND THE REST OF THE WORLD IS BEGINNING TO CONTRIBUTE ITS OWN STARS! AS FOR THOSE WHO CURSE IVERSON...YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE GAME! TELL ME THE LAST PLAYER UNDER 6'4' TO LEAD THE NBA IN SCORING.....NATE ARCHIBALD.THE GUY CAN'T BE STOPPED. GIVE HIM THE ONE-TWO PUNCH EVERY OTHER CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM HAD AND YOU GOT THE TITLE(KB8&SHAQ KAREEM&MAGIC ISIAH&DUMARS BIRD&CELTICS MJ&PIPS ADMIRAL&DUNCAN WILLIS REED&KNICKS...THE LIST GOES ON)! TEAM TO WATCH OUT FOR NEXT YEAR IS THE CLIPPERS....ANDRE MILLER IS AT POINT& ROTY E.BRAND. 6TH MEN MAGETTE ON RICHARDSON. LAMAR ODOM NOT SMOKING POT.FELLOW UK DAWG OLOWAKANDI AT THE 5 SPOT...NICE! NOT CHAMPIONSHIP WINNERS BUT SHALL MAKE SOME NOISE. I'M GOING FOR THE LAKESHOW FOR THE FOURTH IN A ROW. WASHINGTON FOR THE EAST COSTS LIVEST CATS AND CONFRENCE CHAMPS....THEY GOT COUNTRY BOY L.HUGHES AND STACKHOUSE....OWW. WATCH B.DIDDY AND THE HORNETS FOR SICK HIGHLIGHTS...................... KNICKS WITH THE ADDITION OF ANTONIO MCDYESS? I'M NOT 2 SURE COS' THAT CAT HAS BEEN INJURED..MIGHT HAVE LOST SUM OF THOSE HOPS, BUT I THINK THEY WILL MAKE THE PLAYOFF IF THEY GIVE THE POINT TO FRANK WILLIAMS(HE WAS HOT IN ILLINOIS). ATL WITH BIG DAWG(GLENN ROBINSON) PERSONALLY IS A WASTE OF TIME.BUCKS & TORONTO WERE YOU AT?...BUCKS & TORONTO WERE YOU AT?.......BUCKS & TORONTO WERE YOU AT?......BUCKS & TORONTO WERE YOU AT?....BUCKS & TORONTO WERE YOU AT?......BUCKS & TORONTO WERE YOU AT?.......BUCKS & TORONTO WERE YOU AT?

IN REPLY TO THE ORIGINAL POST! BASKETBALL IS THE FASTEST GROWING SPORT IN THE WORLD.SLOWLY AND GRADUALLY THE U.S. IS LOSING ITS DOMINANCE IN THE SPORT ( DON'T BELIEVE? WHAT HUMBLE POSITION DID AMERICA WIND DOWN WITH IN THE WORLD CHAMPINSHIPS!) BASKETBALL IS MASSIVE IN EUROPE YOU CAN JUST LOOK AT THE NUMBER OF EUROPEAN PLAYERS COMING INTO THE LEAGUE AND MAKING NOISE....MOST NOTABLY DIRK NOWOTSKI OF THE MAVERICKS. AS FOR THE U.K. THE SCENE IS BUILDING,HOWEVER, WE ALSO HAD THE NUMBER 1 PICK IN THE 98DRAFT. MICHAEL OLOWKANDI (CENTER FOR THE LA CLIPPERS). BUT THE SAVE THE BEST TILL LAST. ONE OF THE BEST PLAYERS IN THE HIGHSCHOOL RANKS IN AMERICA IS BRITISH.6'7 WITH HANDLE,HOPS AND SIZE IS A YOUNG SUDANESE FROM LONDON. US AND THE WORLD BEWARE FOR ,LUOL DENG..LUOL DENG...LUOL DENG...LUOL DENG

hey' That fifa team could not have been picked any better. baresi has nothing on carlos, that guy completely deserves that position. And the young roberto baggio who once single handedly campaigned at the age of 16 to eventually bring fiorentina into the Serie A also deserves his postion. But The only problem that team could have is a battle of egos,otherwise they're flawless.

foolish people, did you ever tink that kings could stop la!It was all part of the Hollywwod script 2 go to game seven. i'm livin' in the uk and can tell nobody is breaking down that laker triangle offense.This is the lala dynasty,the only thing that can stop LA is themselves.If they had a better power foward (say rasheed wallace)they could take on any all star squad! I'm out like the nets against the lakers

sorry this post was meant 2b on the greatest sparts personality

if your talking about personality it has to be ali, he:1.was articulate 2.had chrasima 3. Master craftsmen of the sport 4.Known world wide 5. Politically involved in the racial difficulties in the 60's 6.Overcame all sorts of obstacles through out his career, whether it be political frictions with the government or physical incapabilities (ali v foreman). Be real no other sports star ever came close to his lifetime achievements.J Robinson is hardly known outside America (all due respect to his achievements with the dodgers). And Jordan (are you serious?)the brother had serious game but what is the difference between him and say Oscar Robertson....He Was A Walking Advertisement, name the extradorinary history defining moments he had outside basketball(stop thinking)? Almost next to nothing.