^^ Are you a Som'Netter by any chance?

^^ Kulmiye the letter 'm' Oz; is it a frog?

Garowe Gal; oo tidhi aniga bal maxaa laga reebey, Puntland miyaad ku tirantahay :rolleyes:

Bro/sis ilah haku sahlo waxay ku dhibaayo- orad bal Quraan akriso- it does wonders when I am stressed walhamdulilah LMAO @ the last bit- sounds funny, but I've never quite pondered about the haraam/halaal angle of that :confused:

LMAO ~~~!!!! Jac kulul, anika groupie weligey maba jecleen inaan naqodo

Originally posted by Eng.Cadde: I want my 5 min of reading this garbage back! Yet you spent a couple of minutes more replying to it? Bal orad sakiin laq wax kale kuma haren. :rolleyes: Originally posted by Aaliyah416: She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES. I love number 4, we aint conceited guys. we know our best qualities ...so truee lol salaam Lol, I'm "micro-wave compatible" & a few other ones I prefer not to say

Laa!!! Of course my adeer Faroole does business with them Pirates, aniga baa intas idin shegi kare LOL The UN needs to sort its own shyt out :rolleyes: Piracy is a legitimate income source. :cool:

^^^LOL JOOWWW, I ain't a dyke!!! :eek:

1. She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. 2. She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. 3. She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED. 4. She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES. 5. She does not want to be MARRIED - She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION. 6. She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER. 7. She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION. 8. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. 9. She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT. 10. She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE 11. She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT. 12. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. 13. She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE. 14. She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT. 15. She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED. 16. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. 17. She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY. 18. She is not COLD or FRIGID - She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE. 19. She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION. 20. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

Originally posted by Nin-Yaaban: 999... Kill youself. :rolleyes: Jokes; congrats.

Originally posted by Prince of Punt: quote:Originally posted by Oz: it's a shame how other SOL girls laugh at another ones misery. I agree, i thought Somali Sisterhood was one of the strongest bonds in our society equal to that of Mother & Son, but maybe i was wrong? 5, again i'm very sorry! The other comments gave my reply a sinister twist, which was not my intention. Inadeer, don't try acting holier than thou. :rolleyes: You could have easily cleared your inbox and explained it to the sister there rather than give that windy post that indicated she was after some jug-jug in the luuq, this inuendo was the cause of my amusement (as was Aaliyah's I presume). Apologies sis 2+2, I realize this was not the case & only laughed after you had cleared it. Cheerios!

Originally posted by Valenteenah.: It's too bad there are no such rules in London. With the way they go on, some couples need to be arrested on the spot. Aniga mar baan labo oo quumu luud ah ishumanayo baan arkay taaso weexa keenta anigo ooba ku mahad ilanaayo nin iyo naag ishumanayo markaan ileeyo. Ilaahayow i cafi- reality of being in a gaal country.

- Waa jaadka -Waa qaliirnimoda -Waa cockyness-nimoda (what's the equivalent Somali word) - Waa male-jigaloo nimada iyo - Xaasidnimoda Bas waa shanteyda.

Mz Alpha Soup waa runtaa! Dumarka iney wax bardaan waaye; sidoo cuntada loo kariyo, sideey eey ceerta formka u buuxiyaan (including sida ceerta loo khiyaamo) iyo sido hagbada loo maamuulo. Wax barasho inta kabatan waabe kibir !!

^^ Athiests are imitating those whose beliefs they inherently disagree with more and more each day.I was watching this current affairs segment one time where these group of athiests were vouching for a weekly gathering for there lot kind of like church gatherings (what the intend on doing there God knows lol) dadkan weey isku dheh yaacsan yahiin mar belief ma haysano marna dadka diinleh baan mataleynaa- ilahayow hana waalin :confused:

Is there such thing as stomach farting? :confused:

Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^ In Somalia they probably make 70%, saaxib. Half of the men have been killed either by other Somalis or the Xabashis. Now behave and respect the majority. What ever happened to majority rules eh? Lol @ Somali govt ruling by sharia law. Oo gormaa 4.5 sharicada lagu tarey? :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Dabshid: If he is not a virgin, why would he expect a virgin? Too much of Usher for these men they all want "a lady in the street but a freak in the bed"

Originally posted by Prince of Punt: Originally posted by 2+2=5: Prince of Punt. You are annoying. Empty your inbox so people don't have to come out publicly ask you to do so. Or maybe that's what you want?! Make it a habit to empty your inbox! but i guess not. I'm not here to socialise, nor do i feel like sharing private info. No offence meant. JOOOWWWW!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Abwaan: Dhaqankii Soomaalida wax badan baa iska bedelay, rag gabar iskugu tegaya! I know right. Cyber bullies

^^ Happy now, adeer? :cool:

^^ You showing solidarity with to our coast-guards too? Noolow.

Lol @ this topic... Ain't nothing wrong with sister's seeking their knight in shining khamiis Interesting observation though, I always hear of Mr Right than Ms. I feel like it's different with Somali culture though like the naagta is meant to be perfect. My awoowe is always like "dumarka shouldn't be tired, stressed dumarka this dumarka that." Anyone else feel this too or mise waa just me? :confused:

Today I had the most incredible epiphany! :eek: