Originally posted by FirstLady: Let's get real ladies. If a man asks you for money before you marry him. He is a LOSER. Concisely put. The only thing I would offer him is a bus pass out of my life.

N-gon-ge you bully, leave B alone!!

Times have changed old man. Tis a cruel world indeed, time to log off.

When you think their gas smells beautiful.

10 grand in taxes??? I thought student poverty was as bad as it got!

Originally posted by Somalicentric.: looooool i would love to give duuqa a hug & slowly walk away from him backwards I love how when faced with a religious dilemma Somalis are always reiterating “Muslim miyaad tahay mise Gaal?” haha CLASSIC!!! Lol, it's conditioned from childhood, whenever I ask my little brother if he's prayed he's like "gaal maa ahay?". Odayga inuu Ilahay bribe-gareeyo buu kontan sano hool ka digtay. Ilahayoow na cafi.

Also on the authority of Omar... he said "Then tell me about the Hour". He said: "The one questioned about it knows no better than the questioner." He said: "Then tell me about its signs." He said: "That the slave-girl will give birth to her mistress and that you will see the barefooted, naked, destitute herdsman competing in constructing lofty buildings." Then he took himself off and I stayed for a time. Then he said: "O Omar, do you know who the questioner was?" I said: "Allah and His messenger know best". He said: "He was Jebreel (Gabriel), who came to you to teach you your religion." [narrated by Muslim] Yikes, the Hour is near!!! :eek:

Oh snap, this Sheik is one of my fav speakers. Loved his Life Of the Prophet series, Makkan & Median phase both epic masha'Allah! I briefly heard on the news he was involved in 9/11? Goormi ogaatheen wahaas, imise sano baa no soo daaftay mise hada un bey wahkasta ninkan ku fiqayaan? :confused:

I got busted fare-evading recently too, I totally feel ya B. P.s get your 'rents to pay it off.

Such utter propaganda, nice way to get those xenophobics to shyt themselves though lol Here is the BBC's take. Even if our fertility rates are increasing it does not take into account those Muslims that are not practising & those leaving Islam altogether in the west.

I am debating whether I should bother reading all that. :confused:

Gaajo i heysaa, tollow maxaan unaa?

Today I should study.

Lol @ women= evil All this talk of money is highlighting my pitiful broke-ness!

Looks; I am yet to decide whether my alter ego Garowe Gal is attractive. Intellect; Hooyo wexiidahdaa caqlileey baan ahay Personality; 10/10 by default, kollay ma rebi inaan suuqa iska xiro eh

Oh yeah, I am guilty of this. I also abuse 'the-lady-in-red-comes-knocking-on-my-door-irregularly' excuse for whenever I feel the urge to act like a psycho that will not have to face any ramifications.

Whipppe~~~~!!! SLEEPING INNNNN!!!! I'm Lovin' it. :cool:

Originally posted by NNC: Thick on the waist and pretty on the face...ameen Are you a dude or a dudette? :confused:

Originally posted by Dhubad.: Afar waa inay deeb u leedahay labada dibnood iyo labada mudane ( Naasaha caaraddooda). deeb= curvy? :confused:

^^ Thanks, Aalia nice to know I wasnt on some funky shyt and there was such a proverb. markaa garowe saas weeye make him pay For sure~!!

^^ Joww!! Waan boil-gareeyaa !

I'm currently unemployed but proud to say I have completed highschool. Naturally, I think Somali men are below me. Where do I belong?

^^ You gotta make them pay so they can stay or so I was told :cool: P.s there was this beautiful maa maah (proverb) that supported my case. Now it's going to eat me up if i don't remember. I shall get back to you on this one :mad:

On the real, those kids will probably end up putting them work juggling career mothers in some abusive nursing home. :rolleyes: I say ship them to day care not a day after you've left the hospital, hire them a 24 hr nanny, utulize your 'maternal leave' to go for a nice exotic holiday. Drink/Smoke all the heck you want (hopefully, it causes them brats to loose braincells). Essentially, live life like them burdensome, leech-like dependants don't exist!

^^ what does 'saamalayl' mean? :confused: So much to do, so little time. :mad: