Well,I say Few men will actually say No to a little nacnac.

Hi aqyaarta,I am free this week marka waxaan is iri why not write some true story.It actually happened when i was a teenager,the place is muuqdisho and it is written in somali with few english added. and it goes like this. Xilli Maqrib ah oo ay Qoraxda sii dhaceyso ayaan waxaan Galay Masjid ku yaala meel aan xaafadeyna ka fogeen,it was friday night,Cadde was dressed to the nines for my date.balan ayaan lahaa habeenkaas waana daahsanaa but now oo salaadii la aqimay i decided to pray then go. When the imam finished the pray,one of my acquaintances approached me(He was not my friend,wajiga oo kala ayaan iska naqaanay.) The Guy:Haye sxb,ii waran see tahay cadde:I am good alxamdulilahi,wax dhib ah ma jiraan. The guy=war ninyahow,gabartii walaashey ahey ayaan xanuunsan waxbaa laga sheegayaa (jinni),waxayna rabtaa in quraan la saaro,marka caawa aad ayaan kuugu baahanahay? he kept explaining how she cant even speak ,cant eat something socoshana warkeeda iskama daa. Cadde,being such a caring,selfless creature at that time agreed to go with him at the expense of my friday shukaansi. alla maxaa iga raacay.!! I should have excused my self walle. haddaba,anagoo koox ah ayaan isa soo raacnay,waxaan aheyn ugu yaraan 9 qofood and I knew most of them. Wadada intaan ku jirnay ayaa camaamad madaxa lay suray may be si aan sheikh ugu ekaado. We finally reached the home and what i saw really saddened me.naag lee sida jawaan meel u tiirsan oo aan dhaqaaqi karan ayaa meesha baranda fadhida.she looked qof uu jinni ka qaraabtay. We proceeded into the room,and after few mins waxaa Qolka lagoo galiyay qof lee garbaha laga wado.walle,i cant describe it in words,she seemed like someone who was possed my demon. our main task was to expel that jinni from her.our team leader who was also a macalin dugsi quran tried to speak to her but was told that she hasnt spoke for three days. war iyo dhamaantiis,quraanki i baan bilawnay ,after 3 hours of excessive quran reading,the girl started yelling "Stop,I am burning,I dont like what you are reading,i am ready to get out of this girls life,Please stop The recitation"!! For the first time in my life waaan anfariiray aad baana u argagaxay. :eek: but what followed was more terrifying and embarrassing. The macalin dugsi said loudly"No,we wont stop till you leave this innocent girl,horta magaacaa?? I almost fainted when the jinni inside the girl mentioned my name "I am called xxx".subxanalaha,All eyes were on me and I knew what some of them were thinking.war maxaan quraanka isku daalinaa,waabakanaa ninka wuuba na agfadhiyaahe. :eek: but fortunately,My relieve moment came when the jinni said he was from buulo xuubay,now completely relieved i was able to concentrate on the interrogation process,the jinni admitted that he fell in love with the girl when he saw her in buulo xuubay and since then followed her.He also mentioned that he was a muslim and doesnt want to hurt the girl. Jaceyl jinni galay daawo ma leeyahay tolow? :eek: :eek: To my make this long story short,we continued the quraan saar till she came to her senses and walked out of the room ayadoo lugaheeda ku socota.

war naagtu indho adagaa,bisinka iyo burdaha. If the roles were reversed and we had an old man instead of this granny,waxey ahaan laheyd wax iska caadi ah. older dudes marry young ones because nacnac yaroo iska dhuuqdhuuq ah bey rabaan oo vitaminska kala baxaan laakin habartaan maxey ka heli waaa yaabe.

Indho qurux caadi waaye,sis,I was just curious.No harm intended. Will u forget that "xasuuus xun".?

fufu.lets hold some online auction for strewberry since she hinted she might auction her treasure dee. lets see the highest bidder.lol

Indho Qurux The thing is,your username reminded of my old school mate whose nickname was indhoos.nothing too fany here. I Will just call u indho qurux.mmmm that is nice. :cool:

Indhoos,I always think u are a man? indhoos is strictly a male name.

Originally posted by *Ibtisam*: Ok okay, lets see. Beri hoore Waaxa jirtaey gaabad qurux badab, bislaatey as nuune would say. Waax qaabay nin xoolo baadan leeh and iinan bay u lahaayd ninka. One day, ninkii wuu iska tegey and naag kaley ayuu guursaaday, then xoolihiis gaabadi minweytahad waa laa qiibsad and the new one baa loo soocay, guuri weyen naag tii cuusbade waa looaga dhisey. Markay aragety meesha waaxa kaa daacey, the new house, half of her xool gone, habeenkii ayey intay innakedi xambaaratey kaa daaqajisey. Ninki was of course with the new wife and waax baa muu ogen till subaxdii. By then she was long gone and waa laga quustey gabadi iyo iinanki. In her misery and anger, gabadi weye luuntey, reerohoodi meeshi uguu tambaysay bey garanweys. She walked for days and nights with son till ii gaadhay dooxadii nogaal. Meeshasu waaxa ahadi meel lago baqo oo lagu yaaqaano qor iis marais [JB tell em what that is ] After a while, just before dark, waxey aragtay siigo soo kaacasey iyo waax soo ordaya at great speed. Then she feared for her son, so cagaha aya waax ka dayday, babababac juuf style. Markaasuu qoor iis maraiskiin iska tab dhigey. The gabad iyo iinakedo, they were buurranayeen, so qori iis maraiski hungry baa kaa soo dacey. So he intensified his chase. Iyaad na naflaacaari by this time so tab yar mai shidanyni, sii laa iisu baacsanye baa lug soo daac Boholaha Xargaga. Gabaadi markiiay aragtey inaanay bohosha diinac uga laaban kaarin without losing ground, said bisinka and weye kala dul booday, son and all. The qori iis maariis wuu ka dul boodii kaarii wayeh, so he said with ciil iyo caado: Bal naag taa baadheda dayaa bal bowdayo caadanata daya bal buluq-baluq deeda daya bal inanaki sidato daya hoh iyo Boholaha Xargaga qof xiimayeh ayah xidhaan qof duulayah ayah dabraan Oh,mygod,I like your style,I Mean mixing somali with english nooh.I am now a big fan of your stories.

Shukalaato I am drooling now pass me some. Macmacaanka badan iska yaree otherwise you will end up being xusulbaruur.you are what you eat. Seriously,If you stick with one long enough before the BIG DAY,you can easily find out more about him/her.thier preferances etc. I say,different strokes for different folks.

Uztad,it is not my ancestral home.

Lool,fufu,I hope i am the only one who understands that oraaah,war dadkii hore miyaad ka soo hartayna? I like this one Miney fatuuro fiiq tiraah ninkii fadhaaya maa fayow?

Ibtisam,lool,I am new to the forum marka young dude ayaan ahay miyaa,i can be like your daddy .ninkaan caloosha ka soo dhacday ee cirada dagaalka kula jira miyaad leedahay waa cunuq yar.iska jir hee. 2 kids aa,and i actually thought you were a baby factory. Lool,cant wear macaawiis aa haddane,you should be amazed to know that cadde dont sleep with out macaawis.god bless whoever invented it. strewberry and cream so,you are full of suuro? jinniyaha kacso let us see your online suuro. hehe Fufu,ina abti,kuwaasi ma iigu baxdo nooh besides there are lots of fish in the sea marka chances are in la heli karo. Shukulaato Nothing is wrong with being submissive to your hubby dee,If you are uncomfortible with it,vanilla guys are there for you.

Please tell me what is your take on this? Do you think i am too demanding? Keep reading. First of all, I have a long way to go before I completely settle down and tie the knot But hadda i think i should give a description of my ideal woman,the perfect fantasy woman in my head. *My ideal woman doesnt have to be exceptionally beautiful laakin mid iska dhexdhexaad ah. *respectul,Shows an extreme respect for her family and mine. Marriage is built on mutual respect,No respect no marriage. *Doesnt dramatize little trivial things,Absolutely No,I want a wife not a drama queen.!! *Cleanness,This is the most obvious thing inaan sheego xataa maba aheyn.lol but anyways,Everything around me should be clean. also,she is expected to dress modestly except in the bedroom she can walking around in her panties in the bedroom.i dont object *welcomes me with a broad smile whenever i arrive home,kabaha waa in layga siibaa kadibna biyo kulul suuliga lay sii geeyaa inta aan dharka iska siibayo. *Does not object to second wife,she is my first and will always have a special place in my heart but if circumstance change she is required to deal with it. *very submissive in bed and at the same time full of suuro. haye,Do you think i crossed the line? P.S this is not a marriage proposal.

Uztaad,anigaba sidoo kale waan la yaabay,war yaa u sheega niman doob ah miyaa gabar qurxoon loo sheegaa.

Kat,I heard this story laakin iney run tahay ma ogi. Wiil magaalada ku cusub baa wuxuu shukaansanayay gabar markaas bey maalin maalmaha ka mid ah waydiisay "walaal,xageed ku dhalatay" markaasuu intuu madaxa yara xoqtay yiri"waxaan ku dhashay cisbitaalka xayat" the girl couldnt help giggle because she knew in cisbitaalkas 2003kii la furay. :eek: Very awkward indeed the miskiin was embarrassed walee.

Ngonge,waxay kawadaa,she wore jeans with High heels and the old somali woman didnt like her dress yacni iska fahan badow.

kat,haye,xaafadee ku dhalatay? lol i have a feeling inaad isbtitaalka banadir ku dhalatay? Sayid sxb,waxaan rabaa inaan tuulo buuryoqab soo booqdo? how is the weather like there?

sayid sxb,aniga nin reer tuulo ma ihi,i was born in xamar especially degmada shingaani,I consider my self shingaanian.

Uztad,sorry sxb,you ruined the whole thread,hal ama labo ayaa lagaa rabay but you copied a bunch of proverbs from somewhere.lol

This is your way of telling us you are from qardho?lol,tuug la qabtay talo ma leh.

heheh.lol,

Any female who can cook bun iyo cambuulo??

Is it me or this guy is obsessed with bantuland?

Absolutely no reason whatsoever.It could have been someone else.lol Do you have something against my impulse?

I vote for valeentah.