If she will let you sink your overdried toe in her, indulge her. Women are little like children, they need constant reassurances. Marka, is ka koolkooli ilaa ee qanacdo.

Ngonge, lest you think I'm merely jesting, do you remember that Somali dude in the UK, back in 2004/5 I think, who shot to death his would be rapist? I think he was only 18/19 and this qaat intoxicated Faarax tried to rape him. In a memorable retort, after he was asked if he had any remorse, the young victim stood up in court and said "I shot him, I shot him many times, he is dead now." This is serious issue. Scores of Somalis were raped/molested by qaat inebriated Faaraxs. I see this sissy make-up shid as continuation of the assault on our manhood. No shock in Che, the former cheerleader of Alshabaab the biggest faggots in East Africa, posting this crap.

Why is Nimco on stage shaking her big booty for these ******? Didn't they attack her a couple of months ago?

No Marfish for moi as those joints are dens of homosexuals and half the men who attend them have been molested/raped by qaat addled Faarax at some point. But this make up stuff is emasculating shid.

Indeed, Evolution can not explain origin of life. It never claimed it could. Only the descent of all living organism from one or two original living organism(s). How the original living organism arose is outside the purview of Evolution. In fact, there is another theory called Abiogenesis that deals with the origin of life. The premise of this video rests on the Straw Man fallacy. You erect a straw man of your own then proceed to knock it down all the while claiming you're actually rebuffing your adversary.

How can a true blooded Somali be low in Vitamin D? Waryaa Che, are you sure you're Somali? A true Somali reared on camel kaadi tinged camel milk has enough Vit D to last a lifetime.

AVG is free and half-decent the last time I used it which was eons ago. You shouldn't need to buy/download a separate anti-virus/spyware software nowadays though. Most ISPs provide you with a topnotch security package (anti-spyware, anti-virus, firewall, etc). Just stay away from porn sites. Shady and porn sites are the only virus threats on the web anyways.

Aaliyah, are you so hot that guys lose all self-control from shaking your hand? Photo evidence or I don't believe it. I never met a single guy who got a hardon from shaking a girl's hand in my 17+ years in the West where shaking hands is accepted social practice especially in professional settings. This is something unique to Arab culture where seeing bare flesh or hair is akin to foreplay and shaking hands it tantamount to having sex. It is one of the perverted aspects of Arab culture imported to our lands wholesale. Your mother and mine, and their mothers and mothers' mothers going back 100s of years, although devout Muslims, never wrestled with such petty dilemmas. So why are you concerned about something your proud Muslim foremothers never did?

SM_12, welcome to SOL and good first post. Please more but don't disappoint me, OK?

Somalia;890144 wrote: Why do people care about Jubboyinka and its natural resources, as far as I am concerned I remember moryaan people trading the welfare of our pristine maritime environment for weapons. I wonder how many radioactive containers are still at the bottom of our ocean. Because Jubbooyinka are part and parcel of Somalia and Somalis have inviolable right to talk about the natural resources of their country. Why do you think Somalis should not talk about Jubbooyinka? Please enlighten us. If you don't mind me saying, for self-proclaimed duckling you have fossilized ideas. BTW, Kenya will never drill in Somali territories at least not in our lifetimes. Kenya doesn't have national capability to undertake oil exploration. If any oil explorations takes place within the boundaries of Somalia proper, it will be done by international oil companies. And no international oil company worth its salt would invest millions of shareholder money in disputed territories. It won't ever happen. So, everyone take a chill pill.

Somalia, are you OK homeboy? Your last post was wholly incoherent. You've been acting little weird lately. What's going on? Did you get a girlfriend? Did that rotund xaliimo neighbour of yours give you a kiss? Or is it the demise of Faroole? I heard everyone in Puntland is abandoning Faroole. Even the fish are abandoning explaining the recent glut in fish markets down south in Xamar, Marka, Baraawe, Kismaayo. Bal war i sii.

Narniah, sorry to say this my pretty ankles but you're simply not intelligent enough to know the difference between insult and point of view. You wouldn't know what insult was even if insult itself walked up to you and slapped in you in the face. So, spare me the faux umbrage.

This whole brouhaha was avoidable had the Kenyans, once they captured Kismaayo, made it clear that they would safegurd the security of Kismayo until such time that the central government can take over and that all political decisions as to who should run Kismayo is up to the central government. Had the Kenyans done that, this whole imbroglio would have been thwarted. But the Kenyans didn't do that precisely because they wanted to stoke the flames of enmity and petty clan rivalry among Somalis. It is strategy Injirely have mastered for the past 20 years to a perfection. Now the Kenyans are getting in the act. When will Somalis get in the act too in realizing they're being used as pawns for somone else's gain?

You can't compare the present parliament to its 1960s counterpart. Most parliamentarians from the 1960s era were illiterate and vanishingly small percentage of the literate had High School Diploma. In contrast, the current crop of parliamentarians can are at least literate with significant proportion possessing HS Diploma or post-secondary diploma from accredited institutions. So this parliament, in theory, should perform better than all its predecessors. But, of course, theory and practice are two different things. The other thing to consider is the prevailing conditions. This parliament is trying to lead a nation reeling from 20+ years of civil war without even a functioning parliament building to carry out its duties. The parliament of 1960s had a fucntioning parliament building along with other functioning state buildings and had the luxury of never having to lead a nation recovering from civil war.

Yaa la yiraahdaa Hassan Calasow? Magaca Madaxweynaha waa Hassan Shiikh Maxamuud. Or has there been a coup d'etat that I'm unaware of?

Yunis;887557 wrote: Sol nac-nac never ceases to amaze me, So you surfers speaking for Gedo community now? There is no such thing as "Gedo community." Ther are Gedo communitIES. Why do you sound aggrieved? Are you by any chance quulle-head?

Chubacka, are you done sermonizing me? And what are you? Girl or boy? SOL should ban all genderless names. If you're a girl, I'll let it slide. But if you're not, I'm gonna put you in your place. But why should I send money to someone who will waste it on useless things like Hajj, chewing jaat, drinking and qaaraan? Don't I have moral responsibility to ensure the money I'm sending is doing no harm and is being put to good use?

Shinbir Majabe;887492 wrote: Why Gedo belongs to Jubbooyinka and not Baydhabo? give me a reason? Gedo should belong to Baydhabo by history and settlement. The two historical districts of Gedo, Luuq and Baardheere, were seats of two Imamates of Baydhabo community.

Duke, of course the region lacks people that is why they couldn't, for nearly a 50-60 years, sire a single son to lead their multitude of militias and ururs. All the leaders of Dhoobleey were born outside of Somalia - C. Jees, Gebyow, H. Turki, Madoobe.

Jiritaanka HAG waa wax hubaal ah. Anaa ka mid ah oo Afhayeen u ah HAG. Kii weydiimo haaysta, soo daayso. Jawaabo ku qanacdi waad heli. And what is this nonsense about "Kismaayo/Jubba admin" or "Jubba people?" There is no admin in the works unless you consider the machinations of A. Madoobe's Raas Kambooni as representing the interest of all concerned. If this oft-mentioned admin is the real deal, give us details. What's its structure, where will it rule, who will lead it, how will it distribute power among the dozen or so clans who settle the Jubba regions? Similarly, who are these "people" of Jubba regions? Last I checked Somalis in Jubba region were at each other's throats and distrustfull. How on earth did folks who were implacable foes mere few months ago all of the sudden unite? While we're at it, how can Xiinfaniin and Abtigiis stand on the same side on this issue? Xiin was kidnapping Abtigiis in Garowe and Bossasso and handing him over to Melez Zenawi only few years ago. Now they're claiming to have found their long lost kab iyo lax. This is pure political opportunism. These people are united by transient political opportunities. When these opportunities or their manufactured enemy dissipates, as it eventually will, they'll be at each other's throats once again. Which is all the more reason you need an impartial party like the central government, which is comprised of all clans, to protect the interests of all Somalis. You can entrust the welfare of the nation to people who have no principles.

How can there be "huge demos" in places like Dhoobleey when the whole village has a population of about 1000? Ten times as many people work for my employer. And these protests are the handiwork of A. Madoobe who has now turned to whipping the tolka into frenzy hoping that will buy him some time. It won't! Mr. Madoobe time is running out for you. President S. Xassan's long arm of justice will reach you and finally put your insidious schemes to rest.

Eng.Cadde;887244 wrote: Ahmed madoobe and his reer are pushing kenyan shady agenda in jubba region and reer mogdishu will make sure it wont happen,marka calm down guys aynu aragno haduu ahmed kenya dhul somaliyeed siin karo kenyati. Indeed! I'd go further and add that this Madoobe dude should be court marshalled for sedition. He is insurrecting revolt against the government in Xamar while in the pay of the Kenyans.

Haatu, war adi sow Siiju maadan eheen maxaa kaa galay arrimaha Somalia? Walee waa yaab. We have Kenyan Somali and Ethiopian Somali monopolizing a discussion about Somali.

Few years ago my mom cajoled me into sending money to my dugsi teacher. I was hoping he'd put my hard earned money to good use like donate it to orphanage or buy his kids brand new shoes or invest in better oral hygiene, his huuro waa lagu suuxi jirey. It is was not like I was sending money to hardcore jaat chewer. What could go wrong? So, what did the Balaayo Qabihii do? He used the money to go to Hajj the most useless pilgrimage of pilgrimages. Suffice to say he never got a penny from me ever again.

ANWAR, I think the point of the thread has sailed over your head. This thread is about resources for self-improvement. Learning is not and should not be confined to schools, it should be life long habit. You should try to learn new things everyday, trust me you'll be better person for it. Take me for example. Today I learned that some Japanese choose their potential mates based on blood type. Fascinating stuff. Imagine asking a Xalimo for her blood type.