By FF: Ayan Hirsi is about as interesting as the rear end of a malnourished donkey, and just as smart. Now why are wasting time and energy talking about this non-person? Her mouth is definetley getting too big for her muzzle and it seems that people are willing to buy her a bigger muzzle while complaining about her barks and bites. *wails out hysterically in laughter* i was feeling all miserable and flu-y, but after reading that, it had my nasal circulation unblocked in no time..... hahahaha....wheeze....cough....hahahaha

"Mine came home with a card stuck to her *** that said, " FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU * snorts out in laughter * loooool hahaha ....someone got a lot of explaining to do teehee

I have found a new addiction! I find myself looking forward to Wednesday's, counting away the hours, minutes, seconds...It's frustrating I tell ya! :mad: ...i'ts evil to show it in the middle of the week. Does anybody else watch these series? (stup!d question ofcourse...right)...The characters are just hilarious. I'm thinking of suing the writers for some comfortable sum of money...I mean why use me as inspiration for Bree For those who don't know what I'm on about ( and really, you should be ashamed if you don't), Desperate Housewifes is a new series about surprise surprise, housewifes! With a dark humour twist in the plot ofcourse...I won't say more visit the link I posted Wednesdays 10 pm on Channel 4 (in the UK) desperate housewifes

Do I make my point? No, not really. It was a good article, very witty and some straight facts, but the comparisons she made in there are way too differential. Pimping and Human Trafficing are both two heavy concepts and shouldn't be compared easily. If I remember well, women who allow themselves to be pimped are offering "their services" voluntarily, whereas in the other they don't have much say in it. Secondly the writer needs to look at the hordes of women who flaunt their "tits and a*ses" on those video's. They allow themselves to be called b!tches, be degraded, humilated, devalued and made look cheap. To be honest, that's exactley what they are. Let those dudes pimp them out, let them go home to their sugar daddies every night. On the other hand, little girls as young as 13 and out on the streets making that doe for Sugar Daddies, well that is another issue on it's own. It's peadophilia, and the writer of that article might need to recognise that. It was an enjoyable read, most of the points she made seemed arguable, however she touched on some points that she shouldn't generalize to Pimping alone.

This is a useful link, there's a map to show the regions and clan divides, also some names and dates are included. It's broken down in simple pages, easy to read. Thought it might be helpful, so let me know what you think. Link P.S. some nice stuff some of you posted, especially to farxan, I was looking everywhere for that, cheers! Keep it up everyone

Hi North, I'm on a gap year at the moment, so I wouldn't know much about the satisfaction that comes with a degree after 3 years of hard work. However, for me going to Uni next year will be a big deal, as I know that I will have a career out of it and the end. The difference between going on an apprenticeship straight after GCSE's or whenever, has it down sides as well. When you do a Uni degree, you can practically use some of those skills with a range of other jobs and in ohter areas, whereas an apprenticeship focuses on the work that you're doing at THAT moment. Furthermore, i read somewhere that Uni graduates have more chance of obtaining employment than their non-degree holder counterparts. Besides we live in a world where nowadays you need some sort of qualification to do cleaning! And the fact that parents want to put up "a picture on the wall" is due to seeing their child have a good education, sometimes have the education they never did. It's not just Somali parents, every parent feels like that. Personally I'd feel a whole lot more confident showing up on interviews with a Uni degree in my name, than doing an apprenticship. P.S. Uni's nowadays offer work experience placements in the form of sandwich courses. So Uni's acknowledge the fact that actual experience related to the field is important along with the degree.

hi nuune I've got SpySweeper on my computer, but that one isn't doing anything for me really. When i sweep the comp for viruses/spyware etc, it says sometimes that none is found while the comps. performance is getting quite slow. Is it any better than this SpySweeper or about the same?

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg." In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin. "Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again. The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your *** !" "Amen," replied the congregation.

Velvet Revolution Wrote: Well, well...being a wee bit nosy, arent we Are accusing me of not minding my own business...missy you got nerve!...So where's your story huh, when you gonna spill the beans Kool Kat wrote: Why are you so interested? Do we hear wedding bells soon? Cheez...why can't people mind their own business for once ...I'm not telling anything until I hear some substantial love stories...why are you all being so cruel?? Does hubby come on here, and you don't him to see how you dropped for him straight away...don't worry secret is safe with me Wiilo ...hun...pull up a chair in that case, we need a singles team here too, to snap these lovesick women out of it MsWord ...uhum...I think last time I looked, I was the one who was doing the questioning, you just concentrate on your reply missy (check your priv soon ) Fiance ...waaawww.wweeeww..wuuuuww.....You met him at a wedding, that takes guts, fell into the trap of meeting some1 at a wedding and then planning your own eh Just kidding, CONGRATULATIONS...Mac Mac, Hug Hug...alright enough of that...so are you normally this rude or did it slip your mind to send out my invitation card...on the other hand forget that, just send me the cake

Oh my god....HALAL DATING is nothing like no kissing blablabla ....it's opposite ppl...dang why are you all being so like aqli lix saac...get rid of the cobwebs up there Halal Dating is a new trend that seems to be developing among young somali teens, basically letting everyone know that you two want to get married so "it's okay" to canoodle and fondle eachother to your hearts contend. The funny part is that there never seems to be an actual wedding, they decide after a considerable amount of "exploration" they're not meant for eachother. Akhas Caleyk...makes me wanna send them to a boot camp for pretentious and extremely hormonal teens

all you deserve some good kicking in your flaming arses! Waa mamnuuc, talking about anything else, answer my damn questions or else.... ill give you a hint....his name starts with an A.... seriously though....where are all those shacked up "xalimos"

^^ you know what's gonna happen to you right, if they only end up answering your question jokes aside...good question, add that one to the others, so girls you got your work cut our for you, get TYPING

Hi ladies! Step right on in, take off your coats... the kitchen is round the corner so don't think for a moment you'll get served Okay, let me get to the point. I'm sure that since the debuting of SOL pauses meaningfully , some of you girls got hitched, tied the knot, eloped....call it whatever you want! You get the point right... So basically, want I want to ask is (im terribly shy when I'm pruning into other people's business so bear with me )....How did you and your hubby meet, how did he pop the question, did you accept it immediately or put on the almighty ismicneysi ? For those married, how did you get married, big or low key wedding? How is married life so far? so come on let's have a gurly wurly (like my baby brother calls it) session, tea is brewing, choccies at the ready, who wants to sit on the hotseat first??

^^ Britain actually did send a reporter (can't remember the name, it wasn't Raage Cumar though). I did see that coverage on the BBC, and it was aired on the 14th, if my memory is acting right, so looks like you missed out.

some ppl think before they say something, while others speak before they think, others do it all at the same time. i believe that there are individual differences when it comes to whether ppl tend to think first and then speak or vice versa.

I was avoiding this topic as I didn't want to see any more pictures of dead people or mourning mothers/wifes, especially as this was about the Soomaali. But seriously, seeing a camel, and some nice picture of the horizon (gave a "wish you were here" deja vu)...exceeded all my expectations. :confused: ...i know that nothing was airbrushed...but what what was the photographer thinking? Though Bari Nomad's pictures hit home (excuse the pun)

Besbaaso, I prefer arranged marriages

Alla gabdhooy maad joojisiin su'aalahaan. Haddi Hadhoow wax aadin rabin la'iin sheego, waad soo cabaadi kartiin iney wiilasha edeb daran yahiin. Hadduu nin ku shukaansanaayo waxaan oo kale ku yiraahdo, waxaad normally ku jawaabtid dheh!

Dating??...That stuff is highly overrated...get married...that way its xalaal

seriously this sounds like a "scrapped" episode of Charmed or Bewitched, where these chemicals would be potions instead. It's just absurd... "building a "gay bomb", which would make enemy soldiers "sexually irresistible" to each other"....If i could roll my eyes any further, they would be doing a perfect 360 degrees rotation! Alle-ubaahne...where did you get this article from?

Boob jobs and chemical peels So hard to tell the fake from the real Even harder to make out how it makes you feel When you end up looking like Seal Lips misplaced, boobs to be traced Op went wrong, and all you end up with is a raw deal Young girls developing anorexia Mothers batteling bulimia Models pumping themselves full with herione All for the sake of staying thin Another cosmetic surgery horror story hits the front page Girl wanted to look like Beyonce Face misformed, looking like a walking nightmare No going back, doctor couldn't care Nothing to do but wallow in her own dispair Don't they know that true beauty lies on the inside Swallow your pride and push ignorant comments aside Everyone is beautiful in their own way Though it often sounds like a cliche Never mind what images others portray Concentrate on yourself and celebrate For nothing is more lovely Than someone believing in their own beauty ah...its good to be back in my beloved poetry section

AIDS alla kugu rid. :eek: acuudu bilaah!....all this hatred, can it be any worse people? whatever she is doing, it's between her and her Creator. So go and spend all that energy in a postive way...instead of wasting topics on her.

You need more than councelling mate, you need locking up! me wonders whether you used to "playfight" with your mom/dad/brothers/sisters too? acuudu bilaah

used to live in Kaasa Balbalaaree ....was born in Madina Hospital

it's taking 2 years to reach the UK???