Hellloooo Ladies, If you're interested in playing soccer, and you're between the ages 16-20! The Twin Cities is building a team called "Lady Lions." There is a meeting on Oct. 6th 4:00-6:00pm Highwood Hills Rec-Center in St. Paul. NOTICE: There will be no boys/men at the practices nor will they be at the games. All of our practices will be held indoors. And the coach is female (exprienced soccer player.) Call the coach for directions or questions@ (Cell)651-278-6290

Rap superstar EMINEM has been branded a racist after an American music magazine discovered a 10 year old record in which he attacks black women. America`s THE SOURCE magazine played a tape of the tracks they claim were recorded in 1993 when Eminem was 21 at a press conference in New York yesterday (18NOV03). In them, Eminem raps about a bad experience with a black girlfriend and warns of the dangers of dating black women, "Blacks and whites they sometimes mix / but black girls only want your money cause they`re dumb chicks. He continued, "Don`t date a black girl / if you do it once you won`t do it twice. :mad: "Black girls are dumb, and white girls are good chicks." :eek: Eminem, 31, quickly issued a statement following the revelations, admitting he was responsible for the tracks, but defending his actions as immature "********* ", claiming they were recorded when he was a teenager. The statement reads, "The tape they played today was something I made out of anger, ********* and frustration when I was a teenager. "I`d just broken up with my girlfriend, who was African-American, and I reacted like the angry, ****** kid I was. I hope people will take it for the foolishness that it was, not for what somebody is trying to make it into today." :rolleyes: What Yall think about this? I think Eminem Has Said a lot of wrong things about BlacK people, but YET he always has EXcuses for his Dumb Actions!

Hey Ya'LL... Thanks For The Luv! MALAIKA: hhahaha U know I Love You Too Much, to even think about forgettin' you! I'll always remember the rides and gas money you gave me! LOL Lucky: Thanks, I sure need the LUCK on the field...LOL I'll Invite you when I'm playing for Santa Clara! Hehehe, No Excuses then..aigghht! Northerner : Thanks for cheerin'! Hopefully I can hear Ya! Winger: Thanks Dear, I'll Record It and send it to you, how about that huh!?LOL Captivating_SouL : Allah The lost Child is finally found! Naa where have you been! Is it that hard to say "I missed you" wow, well i'll be the big girl and say the darn thing...I MISSED YA! lol anyways thanks for the helpful tips..and i'll definetly keep my head up high and focus, thats what i did all these years, and sure will keep doing it. LOL we still have that 1 vs. 1 game to play! i see you being scurred huh! its all good, i'll go easy on ya!!! anyways...Thanks for the LUVELY (lovely) support, and i'll be thinkin' about ya'll on wednesday! A-10

Hey Hey Itz me A-10, and Yes I'm back, hopefully some of Ya'll Have Missed Me, or not but its all good in da hood... AnywayZzz...I was chosen to play on the ALL-STAR TEAM (All-STATE TEAM) in Minnesota and I was wondering the Peepz in Minnesota who have hard time believin' that there is a somali female athlete,Especially CLOWN come and watch me and make sure you bring your cheerleading outfit! ! sure wanna see yall cheer for moi..hahaha... anyways its at the METRODOME on WED.6th If i'm correct! but if you're interested and you really wanna come and see ME! Just hop on in my LUUQ and tell me, i'm more then happy to give ya some INFO. I'm Out!! A-10 Ps. Wanna Thank My Girl Angel_EYEZ for coming to BOTH BANQUETES...I really Preciated, and you really showed that you're a TRUE FRIEND~!Taniik u

Hahahhaha Evil EyeZ... See I thought u were my HOME-G, It Turned out to be that EVIL HEAD of Yours Doesn't Know How to Laugh... so Naa Dheeh Husshhhh... -LooL- A-10

A Shave and a Shine A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room." She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that. The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference." She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."

A Crappy Date (A True Story) Cross my heart this happened to someone. This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to school at Ithaca College. For two years, he has wanted to ask a certain girl (who is also from Westchester and also goes to Ithaca) out on a date, but has never had the courage. Finally, one day over the summer, he sees her at home and musters up the courage to ask her out. She accepts, and they make dinner plans for Saturday night. Friday night, this guy goes out with all of his buddies, and drinks like Prohibition is coming back. Saturday, he is in such bad shape that he can't make it through twenty minutes without either throwing up or using the bathroom. After several hours of this, he is able to stop throwing up, but he is still running to the toilet every 20 minutes. He doesn't want to cancel the date, because he's afraid he won't ever talk to her again. So they meet in Westchester, and take the train to New York City (about a 30 minute ride). They get to the restaurant, and he excuses himself during the appetizers to use the bathroom. They enjoy the rest of the appetizers without interruption, but he has to go back again during the entrees. They decide to get dessert. During dessert, our hero feels another rumbling, but doesn't want to look like a complete bathroom freak, so he holds it. After a few minutes, the rumbling subsides, but he still has a bit of gas stored up. He decides to let this little bit of gas fly right there at the table (discreetly, of course). Unfortunately, this little bit of gas came with another little surprise. "Oh crap," he thinks (and feels). Instead of running to the bathroom right away, our hero immediately leans on the arms of his chair to keep from sitting on this surprise. He maintains this yoga position for the rest of dessert, trying to figure out what to do before his tan pants (a) start to smell, or (b) start to show stains on the outside. He quickly pays for dinner and they leave the restaurant. Oh, by the way, he is walking like a cowboy. On the way to the train station, they pass the Gap. Do you mind if I run in and buy a sweater that I was looking at last week?" he asks. "No problem, I'd like to look around too," she replies. They go into the Gap. Fortunately, at the Gap, men's fashions are on the right, women's fashions are on the left. They split up. Our hero grabs the first sweater within reach, and hurries back to the khakis. After selecting a pair that most closely resemble his current outfit, he brings both items to the register. His eyes are on his date (still on the other side of the store) to make sure that she doesn't see him buying the pants. He doesn't even want the sweater, so he says through clenched teeth (just in case his date can read lips from 40 feet away) "Just the pants." "What?" asks the Gap girl. "Just the pants!" (Eyes still trained on his date.) Gap girl: "Oh, OK." He pays for the pants and walks over to his date; then they leave the store. They board the train just before it leaves the station and find two seats in the middle of the car. Without sitting down, our hero excuses himself and walks to the bathroom in the back of the car. He gets to the bathroom as the train departs, and quickly rips off his pants and boxer shorts. He rolls them into a ball and throws them out the window. After cleaning himself off, he opens the Gap bag and pulls out...just the sweater.

Oh My Good God~ The Reason Why Most Mali's Are Healthy and Educated is because of this so called "kafri Country" Remember when you got your Citizenship and you were jumbin' up and down and you were saying "God bless America" Well now when you're full of eatin' their Bariis you called them "kafri" Well I dont know~ Some People Confuse me Sometimes... AnywayZz... I was even thinkin' of Joining the WEST POINT in New York...But I found out it would've been hard being an Athlete and being in the WEST POINT... My Teamate goes there now and she called me the other day and told me she was havin' a BLAST! So For the two Sisters that wanna join the ARMY... ~GOOD LUCK 'n Dont forget to have FUN~ A-10

Hi Brothers 'n Sisters! All Of You Soccer LoverZ Should Come and Check Out The USA Cup Which is Held In Blaine, MN Its Really Fun. There is 3500 Soccer Players of All Over The World Playing. It goes On from July 14th Through July 19th. You Should Come and See Me play. These are the times i'm playing... We Have Played Three Games and We have Won All of 'em So Far... Wed 4:00 Thur 2:20 (only if we finish last in our bracket) Friday quarter finals 9:35 OR 11:10 (depends on how we finish) Friday Semi finals 5:30 Sat Finals 10:00 AM The Team is Called Tonka Simba U18-19... There is 56 Soccer Fields so if you need info just email me and i'll give you Directions... Come And Check It out... Nayaa AngelEyeZ...Your Ass is coming i'm HOPING! Come 'n Support A-10 Ya'LL~

Nin Yaban... Since April 2003, when you used to live under the tree and that farm that your grandfather (Hassan Qootii) used to own but your family had to sell it to bring your silly butt to America, THATS WHEN! To Go On With The Subject: Ignorant Brothers Like NIN YABAN is the reason why we (Sisters) aren't reachin' FAR... But hey we came along way now and finally i see some sisters on the FIELDS and COURTS ...What can i say but ...~THANK GOD~ :Dont let anyone wash away ur DREAMS not ur FAMILY, ur FRIENDS, ur TEACHERS, EVEN urself. KEEP DOING "Thing" (A-10)

Oh My GuZZnezz! Oops i meant Goodness... Honestly i dont even know what to say... Except... That was Touchin' Poem...in a WEIRD way...lOl J/K

Hey GirlZ 'n BoyZ ItZ me again AaLiYah #10 and Mailakah ThankZ for the compliments sis...it was really *touching* anywho...There is nothing wrong with girls playing a little bit of something called "SPORTS" its healthy and if you are really good like >ME< you might get paid, but it might take you A LOT of TIME to reach my level~

Hey GirlZ 'n BoyZ ItZ me again AaLiYah #10 and Mailakah ThankZ for the compliments sis...it was really *touching* anywho...There is nothing wrong with girls playing a little bit of something called "SPORTS" its healthy and if you are really good like >ME< you might get paid, but it might take you A LOT of TIME to reach my level~

Hey GirlZ 'n BoyZ ItZ me again AaLiYah #10 and Mailakah ThankZ for the compliments sis...it was really *touching* anywho...There is nothing wrong with girls playing a little bit of something called "SPORTS" its healthy and if you are really good like >ME< you might get paid, but it might take you A LOT of TIME to reach my level~

Hey GirlZ 'n BoyZ ItZ me again AaLiYah #10 and Mailakah ThankZ for the compliments sis...it was really *touching* anywho...There is nothing wrong with girls playing a little bit of something called "SPORTS" its healthy and if you are really good like >ME< you might get paid, but it might take you A LOT of TIME to reach my level~

Spit Some WordZ... Front on my crew and up your ass you'll find my shoe~ I clock and cuff your ass like a cop enforcing curfew~ Have William Shattner talking bout it on 911 Rescue~ I'm sticking pins in your head and I don't know voodoo~ Molest you health class video style like you my nephew~ Raw freestyle, press any key to continue~ This shit unrehearsed so you call it impromptu~ If my nipples shrink it definitely be a jumbo~ Eat it on a plate with a Coke and fries cause it's a combo~ I suggest sick shit like sexual innuendos~ D taped to my body, smuggling a few kilos~ I aint talkin’ about cocaine I’m talking about JAAT *** ~ Change the Subject to the niggah’s that follow me~ With the pick up lines “can I holla atcha cutie”~ No you can’t wanna holla at my *****~ You see these boots they’re made of Gucci~ Don’t touch if you don’t wanna get hurt sweetie~

First Of All I wanted to say… Hey girl! I see you be representing ST.PAUL, which makes you my HOMEGIRL! LoL But anywho… To get to the point, I just can’t stand that girl Ashanti wallahi! Its not me hatin’ on her but the dancing is just killin’ me and every song u hear is darn the same, in another words ITZ WECK fo’sho. And Beyonce okey! That girl has some moves and a lot of VOICE going on, but I rather have her stay with Destiny’s Child. Ja and fitty (50) I mean they don’t even come in the same category in my opinion~ Even though Fitty is getting’ too much with G~Unit, I rather have Fitty then the ShawTy. Enough Said, Gotta Hit the BED! To St.PaulChick: Hope You Have Fun in Wisconsin “D” and Tell F**** I said Happy “early” B-Day! LOL don’t feel Paranoid NOW!

My HomeGirlZ Filled me in about this PICNIC and it sure sounds FUN! If All Yall Nomads are Comin' then i'm sure hittin' that highway 94... LOL@ayaanick... Girl if you can't find a ride... hIT me Up and i might HOOK the sistah up...na'mean we can both take the TAXI...lol j/k See Ya There ~Insha-Allah~ ~WuN~

DaYuuuuuuuuuum! I was about to hate my somali KINGZ but seriously that puts a big SMILE on my face like bigmac does...lol... but seriously that was a nice piece of WORDS put together by a somali men who loves us and to just read that makes me realize that no matter what wrongs we do or how ****** they act sometimes they still love us for being a SOMALI QUEEN! So i got BIG RESPECT for Yall ...not to forget as long as yall got respect back for us too... ~ONe LuV~

Sister~ What made you feel this way Wishing not to see another day, If you died, I would definitely know I wouldn’t only know, but I would also show, You’re everything to me, and everything I am My love, my idol, my sister and my best friend, Dear friend! fly away with me I’ll make you feel no pain, no stress, but happy, Don’t be confused it’s me~ your friend Think hard and you’ll know who I am, I wouldn’t only cry but my heart would be broken The cold tears and the pain I would be feelin’, Sometimes I wish this was for real Too bad this is not the way I really feel, You should stick with your nick (proudsista) With these kind a poems my stomach feels sick (feels SAD) I'm just Playing...NICE POEM SIS...i was feelin' it...Fo'Real! Peace !n da MiddleEAZT

This is to my mother who has raised 11 smart chilren and to my Father who did everything he could to make sure we had what we wanted and thats why i want to say THANK you! RIP Dear Beautiful Mother, You have been with me through thick and thin, You have been with me no matter where we have been, These words can’t express how I feel, These words only show that I’m for real, You wouldn’t let a stranger touch me, A stranger are the once that couldn’t see, What you have been to me, Beautiful Dad past away so soon, I remember the days we visited him in this small room, He was so sick, I still remember, He never showed us his pain but his laughter, I love you Dad, and I hope I’ll see you again, Insha Allah I’ll see you in heaven and we’ll hold each other’s hands, Thank you for treating Mom like a man should treat his wife, Ever day Dad! I wish you were alive, Don’t worry I’m in good hands, Because Momma is here and showing me everything, Thank you God for blessing our family, Even though one important person is missing, I’m still happy. Drop a Poem for your parents if you love them!

Did Yall Say "Tennis?" DaYum! Tennis is Ofta HeeZEY Fo'SheeZEY wallahi... Eventhough Few Somali Femalez actually Dont even know what Tennis is! But I still Think we should get in the SPORT ish wallahi~ Us Somali F'males are becoming Weaker 'n Weaker each year That is passing by. We need to show our mens' that we can DO IT... I oNLy have Two Words Left To Say... Women Power!

High School was a tough thing to go through… That’s why I want to say congratulation to you... There was up and downs for us… Ran in trouble and things became serious… Grew up a little and life became dangerous… We watched people acting ridicules... We didn’t care so we thought it was hilarious We saw things in another point of view… Watched are two friends become a whole crew… And in the summer we always found something to do… Can’t wait till the day I look back… Where we all look like scary cats Eat a lot, produce and become Fat… Lets just pray we don’t become like THAT! This was for my girls/boyz… HODAN from Arlington SUBAN from Harding FERUZA from Harding GREENBAY from Arlington ZACK from Mankato MY BROTHER LOYAN/ROMEO From Big North High And My Teammates: Tonka Simba Traveling team, and North High School Varsity Team…HOLLA! Good Luck and Play it safe Yall…LOVE YOU TILL The DAY of my last OXYGEN! See Ya Insha Allah! Peace InDa MiddleEAST

Queen of Soccer! I'm glad that u like soccer! I thought i was the only queen of soccer but i'm glad that we have another queen! anywayZ i think the reason why we somali peepz dont have a SOMALI National Team is cuz we worry too much about our qabiil (clan) and when ur on the field, u consider ur teammate as ur BEST-Friend and if u worry about what ur teammates qabiil is, i mean that wouldn't get too far! i have watched some teams play against each other from different states. and most of the time they fight, not only with their opponents but with each other too! so i think if we become ONE and forgot what others are and take things to another level rather then judging people for what the are and not realizing WHO they are, our somalian people wont get FAR... Wow i wrote too daYum much...! Aight amma stop and hit the BED...PEACE 'n LUV

I usually dont watch golf, and i dont consider golf as a sport and YES i agree with you syhem! if u aint feelin' the pain, it aint a game! its just old people who have nothing to do but play some slow ish! anywayZ i think its cool for a girl to play a MENS' League Golf, the reason why she is playing with 'em is probably cuz she is sick 'n tired playing with the females and she is looking for some challenging compition. I totally feel her! and I'm glad that MEN can't play with us cuz they'll kick our BUTTS... too bad u cant kick mine! But anywayZz...WE KICK ASS Holla!