Gabar fiican

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  1. She's OK but her voice does not work for me.
  2. Waraa Tuujiyee Adiga tuujis la,aan majoogi kartaah?
  3. I heard some people saying the police picked some kids in mallka karmeel last night I when to that party on Sunday and I heard that was where the fight started.
  4. I wanted to know how much do you have to weight to consider your self over weight? I think if you’re over 140 you’re over weight What do you think?
  5. I’d say the worst job I ever had is sprint call center those spending limit accounts man did they drive me crazy or what.
  6. Hey Lost-One, You know it’s payday this Friday and I got my check and $400 bonus so I better plan what to buy this weekend. your not alone on this one we all spend more then we have.
  7. Thank for the advice walaalo But its not that I need glasses or maybe I do, but what I hate the most is reading the long pages and pages of documents And trying to figure out what the f***k they want me to do with it. And most of the time I’m in the web browsing or sending emails to my friends but you know the pay is good so I’m going to stay here for while.
  8. I hate my job sitting 8hrs m to f sitting in front of the computer. My eyes hard I don’t know what it is. Can you give me some advice how do my eyes hard? The only time I walk away from my desk is break times. :eek:
  9. I have tried to move to close to my sister in Dallas but I don’t think there is place better then Minneapolis.
  10. Well I was born in Jawhar in 1982 moved to xamar in 1986 then after the war we moved to Nairobi in 91 And 95 came to Minnesota still here work and school all of my family is still in xamar. That is my story.
  11. Facklexm, Is the swift ship plying the ocean and begining on plundering her prey? Help the sister out dude, SAY WHAT
  12. Wait a minute, I don’t think you should pay the deposit until they ck you rental reference first I don’t know about London but here in the U.S we pay the application fee which is $25 And you don’t pay the deposit until they ck your rental reference. :confused:
  13. Wait a minute what do you mean “those people living near Shabelle and Jubba are not Somali†Explain please, who are they if they are not Somali? :confused: :confused:
  14. Ku fahmay, I thought you were talking about us from mn not working< but I still like karmel I hate mallka 24ka
  15. Ku fahmay, I thought you were talking about us from mn not working< OK
  16. Kafaaxiye Do you mean Minneapolis, and what do you mean u don’t have to work, are you one of those who stand by the carmel square mall all day long?
  17. Wow that dress is beautiful what is the web side add?
  18. Its hard to find a long dress but have tried the fabric store the have some nice fabrics that you can buy and have the sawing people do it for you I got some diracs and people always ask which Somali mall did u buy ck it u might find some think cool. :eek:
  19. Gabar fiican

    Joke.

    A young boy went to his father and asked," What's the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Denzel Washington for one million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Sean 'Puffy' Combs for one million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you have learned. So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Denzel Washington for one million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would!! I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that!" Then the boy went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Sean 'Puffy' Combs for one million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my gosh! I'd be nuts to pass that up!" The boy thought about it and went back to his dad. His father asked him if he'd found out the difference between "potentially and realistically." The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially' we're sitting on two million dollars, but 'realistically' we're living with two hoes.
  20. Gabar fiican

    Funny

    A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her friend's house for a play date when the little girl asks "Mommy," how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replies sweetly. "It's not polite." "OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?" "Now really," the mother says, a bit less sweetly. "Those are personal questions and are really none of your business." Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?" "That's enough questions, young lady, honestly!" mom says as her daughter is getting out of the car. The exasperated mother drives away as the two friends begin to play. "My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend. "Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it." Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32." The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?" "I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?" "And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce." Now mom's getting mad. She says, "Oh really? And just why is that, young lady?" "Because you got an F in sex."
  21. You know what your right it isn’t only the mans fault, hor baa loyiri shanta farood ma sina, excuse if my Somali isn’t right But why blame only the man what do the ladies do sit there as around all day long cooking for him and cleaning they don’t have life or what why not go out of the house for once and have him stay home with the kids, how many of you have seen a woman who has been in her house for 2-3 weeks with out going out side? :confused: :confused:
  22. I can't stop laughing that was funny I like the way you explained it