TO: Sister in Islam Before you get all incensed with the joke, were you ever able to read the Policy of the joke section, under article #1447 you have no right to respond angerily to any Jokes that are posted in the Joke Section, no matter how it hurts. Besides there is no disaggreement over the issue whether Somali girls look good or not. Your implusive response demonstrates the facts of the premises of the joke.And it is a shame act that you under estimated the qaulity of Somali Men. It is widely Known through out the world that somali Men are intellectual, highly intelligent,honest, generous, peaceful, tolerant,trustworthy, and they posses the most admirable quality that any women would desire. They have a god given engaging personality that enables them to be more productive in the mainstream of the society. Their abilities and their qualities are immeasurable. So it should be wise enough for you to understand that. and it is unwise to under estimate the plethora of quality that surface above all.

Unauthorised Saddam photos

Alisomali.. why spoil the happiness and the great feelings toward the positive reaction of everyone, of course our country is in dire need for peace,security,stability,laws.but at least there is good moments which helps generate a good will for the future

haruun.lololol..it is surely well done

actually after this person witnessed this dramatic situation, it left them with impact which resulted that person to look for a religion that would guide their life, then that person converted to Islam after intensive research on Islam and the God who is able to send angles.

A store that sells Somali husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a Somali woman may go to choose a Somali husband from among many other Somali men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the Somali men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a Somali man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a Somali woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These Somali men have jobs. The Somali woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes The second floor sign reads: Floor These Somali men have jobs and love kids. The Somali woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These Somali men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says "But I wonder what's upstairs?" The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These Somali men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These Somali men have jobs, love kids, are extremely goodlooking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no Somali men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that Somali women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day.color>

Please Take me ! "I was driving to the grocery store just thinking of everything on my list to do today. Taking the kids to soccer practice, cleaning the house, getting groceries, getting the oil changed in the car, the list went on and on. i was feeling overwhelmed and was already tired before I had even gotten started. On my way to the store I saw something horrible happen!! A train had run into a car that was crossing the tracks. I thought "Oh no!, This is horrible, there is no way the driver of that car could have lived!!" I was the closest car to the tracks so I put my car in park and got out. I ran over to the car and looked in and could not believe what I was seeing. Tears came to my eyes and I just couldn't take it. Inside the car was a woman driving that was obviously dead. In the backseat was a baby in it's car seat bleeding everywhere and next to the baby was a little girl who I guessed to be about 4 years old and she was bleeding also. Just then the little girl spoke. She said, "Is my mommy and baby sister okay?" I just looked at her and said "Honey I don't know. There is a doctor on his way right now." Just then the little girl started crying saying, "Don't take my mommy and my baby sister - Take me with you too!! Please!!" She was pleading at who knows what to take her - but take her where?? I asked the little girl who she was talking to and she said, "don't you see ?" That Angel is taking my mommy and my baby sister! I want to go with them too! My mommy is waving goodbye to me and she is holding my baby sister and she is smiling!" The little girl started to cry because she did not want to stay, she wanted to go with her mommy and her baby sister. I felt so sorry for her. I didn't believe in God and I thought to myself, "Where did an Angel come from? What kind of God would take a mommy and a baby but not the little sister?" At that moment I saw the little girl start to smile so big as she held her arms out to something, someone to pick her up. I thought to myself that she must be delirious and maybe she is hurt worse that I thought. Just then the little girl closed her eyes and slumped over in her seat. She was dead! I couldn't be sad even though this was a 4 year old little girl that had just died. You wouldn't be sad either if you could see that beautiful smile on her face! I guess her mommy and baby sister came back to get her. That was also the day that God came to get me - as that was the day that I became a believer and turned my life over to the only One God."color>

I was surfing google and wondering what to search for, until I typed " miserable failure" and interestingly enough I got the biography of Gearge w. Bush...in it's official website...i am just curious!color>

Somaliland is a rogue state, responsible for creating division in one Nation under one God. The people of Somaliland are not the enemies of the rest of Somalia, but the Ideal of Somaliland is obstacle to a broader peace. For generations leading upto the civil war,the tyrant leaders of the current adminstration in that renegade state become convinced that they can seize the opportunity of cutting the country into pieces and creating division in our society, without sustaining any serious response. They become convinced that the rest of Somalia are decadent and weak. And they grew bolder, believing that history was on their side. Since we put out the fires of the devastating civil war, and mourned our dead, we initiated a plethora of initiative to unite the whole country,and this work continues by well educated patriot Somali's.Together we can transform a place of corruption, lawlessness into nation of laws and free institutions. This undertaking is difficult and costly, yet worthy of our country, and critical to our national security. The state of Somaliland has a choice now, it either become a place of progress and peace, or it will be an exporter of violence and hate.However, this rogue state will not shake the will of our Somali citizens!

loooooooooooooooooool.hilriouse

The so called "Somaliland" has again emerged as an evil state, Somaliland's outlawed groups who run the current adminstration has always been holding unrelenting hostility toward their fellow Somali's. Their ambtions are far greater then we ever envisaged,they have strong desire to divide one nation and claim some parts of the country piece by piece. By its past and present actions, by its lies and deceptions and it's history of aggression, by the merciless nature of its regime, every Somali patriot has the right to be alarmed by the current status quo. Riyaale is a homicidal meniac who is addicted of commiting crimes against humanity. Somaliland's current attitude toward Lascanood will not intimidate our people.If Somaliland decides to intiate a full Scale war, The consequences will be beyond their imagination. Lascanood and it's armed forces are currently in heightened alert, and if Somaliland fails to reverse it's course of action "hargaisa" could become sea of fire!

looooooooooooool..i guess they are philipinos

ololololololol

Bari nomad I understand these pictures are disturbing, but you have to take into account that the U.S does not like what it is doing, but as long as they are saving their soldiers from insurgencies they have every right to use heavy handed tactics. The people who were liberated from a tyrant leader are now turning as an enemies to those who liberated them. and it is a major blow to the coalition of the willing. but insurgencies will be defeated and the orinary Iraqi's will understand where it services their interest!

Geediid..well you said I made a sense and then you said you are waiting to see if i make a sense again..what do you mean dude!

It is sad and tragic. This clearly shows the evil intentions of somaliland's government. Somaliland always stood aside from their fellow somali's and it is now clear that their hatred toward other somali's is emerging slowly by deporting their fellow somali's. Since Somaliland's declaration to choose to be a renegade state there was always growing indications that their ambition was to undermine the integrity and the unity of somalia. However, as a result of their evil intentions toward their fellow somali's there is no doubt this will have strong impact on their fragile economy and their regional access. Every action come with consequence, this time the price will be severe consequence and the world will witness.

America has shown again it's concerns of Freedom and justice. Respecting the holy Month of Ramadan the Coalition forces lifted the curfew that was imposed on some areas where outlawed groups stage attack and insurgency against the liberators. I hope this insurgencies will slow down as people concetrate to fast during this holy month!. May those who serve our country come back home safely. Ameen Ameen.

TO: To all After the vicious killing of the Two British humanitarians, Somaliland has adopted taugh policy against it's minority. Somaliland one's again has publically declared it's desire to deport any non Somalilander, this clearly underlines their objective to divide people on the bases of tribelism. Somalilands adoption of it's cruel policy against other fellow somali's is an aggression on the rules of the international law and a flagrant violation of all human norms. Somaliland's position toward other Somali's is shameful and unacceptable, and it only service the interest of Etheopia despite it's brutal and criminal practices againt Somali's. This is just an excuse to cover it's suffering as a result of the lack of credibility in it's dealing with the problems of the region. In order the current regime of Somaliland to show the world that it is fully functioning it wants to oppress other Somali's and other minorities. It is now up to the rest of Somali's to demand the current regime of Somaliland to reconsider it's unjust stands toward other Somali's.

Beerlula... Somaliland has never had any free Elections. The current regime was not elected by the people of that state..but instead it was elected by some elite groups.That is why the current regime in somaliland does not serve the interest of it's people or the interest of the rest of Somalia, and that is why we require the current regime of somaliland to comply with the rest of somalia. Somaliland has made uncountable desperate attempts to be recognized as a indpendent nations..but all those desperate attempts were abortive due to political instability within it's adminstration.

OG_Girl. I wish I could advise you..but hey never choose someone you met over your parents...They raised you when you were nothing..They treated you especial and cared you when you were just a little baby..It would be totally sad and disappointed if you had to choose a man you met over your great parents. Your Mom and your Dad would be embarassed if you had to leave their house, the house you grown up.The house that made you what you are today, and the house that shapped your life. When your mom was pregnant with you, she went through terrible situations that cannot be even described in words. The pain she went through cannot be rewarded by anything. It is your choice today..You either leave your parents over the man you thought you love..or you stick with your parents.Keep in mind also that long lasting relationship is not always gauranteed. Think about it before it gets to late and make the right choice.The quality of your life is ultimately shapped by the quality of your choices and decision!

To: xalimo/Sayfullah! It is shame that you are asking me if somalia exists or not..It seems to me that you misunderstood my point..but to be precise with you. you and I serve our country in a time of great consequences. We have plethora of problems that we need to solve that are vital to our country. We cannot afford to fail, we cannot afford to be divided. There should be no place for division. We should all work for prosperity that is broadly shared. Our country faces many challenges. We should not ignore it, deny it. or pass it to other generations. but instead we should confront these challenges with focus and clarity and courage. We should unite against anyone who initiates division within our society. Somaliland has chosen to be renegade state, and we cannot tolerate somaliland's desire to divide one country that shares one religion, one culture, one language. We will exercise every option to persuade Somaliland that division does not serve the interest of the country. Military force is always the last option.Diplomatic channels are always the first options but if we have to sacrifice to defend the integrity of our country we will do by any means.

Man0fwisdom... Well there is not doubt about that she admires your wisdom..but it is notewothy that you realize you are in the middle of the Radar..so play the game right.

Zakariye Does it look likeI have identity crisis..very funny..maybe you should take a look at your self before you ask that question.!

TO: Xalimo Firs of all don't be confused because of my new nick name. See when my shirt gets dirt I usually change it and wear another clean one..so I dont' know why you should be confused..dont' you change when your clothes get dirty? Well your confusion indicates whether you change or not..But anyway you called us "Fools" when we as somali men are far from being fools. Somali guys are highly intelligent,and they have sense of humour. It is sad that you have negative mentally about your men..I am assuming you adopted western ideoligies and you are judging us through western mentality..well if that is the case you definitely need psychological help..May god bless you that is all I can say!

US Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld has declined to criticise a senior army officer who told audiences the war on terrorism is a battle with Satan. Evangelical Christian Lieutenant-General William G Boykin was also quoted as saying a Muslim warlord in Somalia had an "idol" for a God. Secretary Rumsfeld, questioned by journalists, defended the general's statements as "a private affair". But a Muslim group in the US called his comments "bigoted" and demanded his resignation. Lt Gen Boykin enjoys a glittering military record as an officer and a commando and is currently deputy under-secretary of defence for intelligence. However, it is his fiery evangelical Christianity that has brought him suddenly to national attention, says the BBC's Adam Brookes in Washington. An American newspaper found him addressing church congregations wearing his uniform. He told audiences that terrorists hated America because it was a nation of Christian believers and that the enemy in the war on terrorism was Satan. Muslim 'Idol' In one speech, he recalled a Muslim fighter in Somalia who said he had the protection of Allah against US forces. "Well you know what I knew, that my God was bigger than his," said Lt Gen Boykin. "I knew that my God was a real God, and his was an idol." His remarks brought anger from the Council on American-Islamic Relations. They point out a verse in the Koran that says Muslims believe in the same God as Jews and Christians. "Putting a man with such extremist views in a critical policy-making position sends entirely the wrong message to a Muslim world that is already sceptical about America's motives and intentions," said the council's executive director Nihad Awad. At a Pentagon briefing, Donald Rumsfeld said he could not prevent military officials from making controversial statements. "We're a free people. And that's the wonderful thing about our country," he said. General Richard Myers, chair of the US Joint Chiefs of Staff, said it did not look as if Lt Gen Boykin had broken any rules. "The only thing I would say is there is a very wide grey area on what the rules permit," he said. The Bush administration has worked hard to avoid its campaign against terrorism being portrayed as a campaign against Islam. The religiously-charged comments of such a senior soldier will not help in that effort, says our correspondent.