Originally posted by ibtisam: ^^Rolleyes:^^^ PIck IBT they say :rolleyes: Do i look like i'm on sale at the market place. Warya make a move and watch me break your skinny Farah legs. I know it won't be love then ^^^^i LOVE YOU TOO what a way to show your emotions darlin kick back and relax lets see what the DR prescribes OK..... cynical get me a latte for your cusband to be make it a large one this love shyte is giving me a headache

well lets see i'll make it short an sweet iBTI - has honesty, She is intelligent and simple.....courageous and shy.... patient and enduring.....constant and firm in thought.....she is vain & mega RICH thats what she tells me. I'm promised that i dont have to work or lift a finger. she'll cook, clean & be the perfect wifey. Cynical lady is kinda different even tho she's selfish but deep down she's light hearted and a bit too talkative. I'm always amused & constantly surprised......she shows her trully colours sometimes....she tells me she's beautiful and brilliant....and her voice is magic......she's not as intelligent/rich as IBTI but she's delightful..... PLEASE HELP DR JACAYL

also whats the most you have ever weighed in your life?

^^^^jacaylbaro your not the expert man i was about to PM you MR jacayl. SEE i got this dilemma am in love with 2 girls cynical & ibti been talking to them on the phone for about a year now but dont which one am supposed to pick any ideas???HELP ME OIUT MAN

ME step out of the way then let me get my 12 AWARDs and stop crying I'll toss one award back Best Citizen------------------>ScarFace Best Male Citizen------------->ScarFace Best Female Citizen----------->ScarFace Best Newbie------------------->ScarFace Most Knowledgable Citizen----->ScarFace Most Eloquent Citizen--------->ScarFace Friendliest Citizen----------->ScarFace Craziest Citizen-------------->ScarFace Funniest Citizen-------------->ScarFace Best Poster------------------->ScarFace Best Poster in the Politics forum---->GeneralDUKE HE LOVES his polotics....... Best Thread------------------->N/A Craziest Thread--------------->N/A Funniest Thread--------------->N/A Most Useful Thread------------>N/A Best Screen Name (nick)------------->ScarFace Best Thread Hijacker------------------>me Most Helpful Citizen ------------------>ScarFace SOL's Best Duo------------------------>

^^hey xuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux dont worry you'll still luk sexy...now-wheres-my-damn-clippers? p.s I have already bought some of britneys hair on E-BAY baBy hit me one more time :eek: :eek:

jacaylbaro i sense you havent experienced the love through a telephone converstion its MAGIC. DR i always thought you was the man but i can see you've just discovered the tele-love so if your nervous RELAX with my tips and advice you'll soon have your next wifey in the bag. Things you'll need Telephone A GIRL/HALIMO/WOMAN YOU've never met Before TIPS 1. smile even though the halimo cannot see it that cheesy smile is a smile that'll be felt. 2. dont be honest when yur on the phone. get carried away with the lies say bullshyte things. don't spill the truth nxt session the LINK UP............>to be continued DR LOVE is my TIPS tight or what dont say i didnt help you

^^^wheres the article man I'm dying to read it

NGONGE its a country that stereotypes they tend to kiss the asz of the english speakers rather than their own...As one Egyptian man told me learn arabic for personal reasons but not for communicating...

dont learn trust me they take the piss if you knw a bit of arabic....THEY TEND to harrass u at the airport if you speak arabic to them but speak english and they look down waste arab... When I was leaving the airport I must have said to one of the arab airport workers there I was going to learn arabic and HE said DONT LEARN..... enjoy it though I knw i did make sure you use the english language to your advantage i knw i did I was treated like a royal king and MAN i had fun. enjoy it cusin

UK_rOSE you didnt happen to see some nomads playing football on the roads did you now??

Birmingham is 1 of the rudest cities in the UK hard to believe it dont they actually line up at Bus stops just before they board. London should be on the top were they push, shove and has a lot of unhappy grumpy fuuls.....not to forget the stpid kids who play their songs veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery loud..... :mad: re-Locating

its funny hw somali ppl forget things so quickly wasnt the moryanss doing the same thing raping their sisters and assaulting the civilian population in somalia. Same situation but with a different entity...

^^dont worry Dev the admin wont be sending out no letters just dont upset him... other than that he said you cud continue with your cypercat rant just up the ante

^^right on brother preach...we neeed to get enuff ppl complain to the admin to open up a mens department

Its rare SOL experiences this kinda of behaviour once in a while....Let the cypercat fight continue i got my money on DEVilish one she manages to uptset everyone...

^^ I have been picky all my life, i dont settle for less and theres nothing called brand new in the environment we live in..No ones brand new man/woman. I'll settle for whatever allah gives me coz i belive evrything in our life is written..capish

well ibby you dont need to date if you wanna marry someone...anyways i dont neeed months/yrs to know the person i wanna marry.. trust me allah knws best but i dont intend to go thru the path of datin and gettin to knw the person crap when i wana get married...... As for the dude your talkin about i couldnt care less....you can never know a persons history even if you dated them for so loooong....But I tend to scope for my future wifey with the help OF A FEW PI's....I'll have history check done

Originally posted by Pujah: quote:Originally posted by ScarFace: A grown *** woman can be Manipulated if you tell her what she wants to hear... So who is manipulating who here? By giving her what she desires you are allowing yourself to be used….yet YOU think you have the upper hand. pujah i didnt say give, i've said tell her what she wants to hear....if you give then you actually buying and getting used.. i've seen a lot of farahs going thru that stage thinkin if they give a girl thinks they will get something in return..

loooool@freebies with no hassle I can see where you coming from I've seen a lot of farahs who are a waste.. but that doesnt mean the girl isnt giving anything out just because she didnt give it to him. His game with the girl wasnt upfront... so she takes him on a long ride and he's up for the ride.. Its simple datin is haram but if you go through with it you might as well get the whole package but certain farahs miss that point. Iby you can get freebies from a somali chick with no hassle.

A grown *** woman can be Manipulated if you tell her what she wants to hear...

my point is this how did you come up with this conclusion-------> "There are plenty of guys who go out with women knowing they won't even get a kiss/ hug or even hold her bag let alone sex!"

or maybe they dont get out much !!

Iby personal question have you ever dated someone?

looool@hang out where would these certain places be? iby if you go out with a woman theres no such thing as not gettin anything dear no one can be forced to do anything they dont want to but if a woman is on your case you can just about get anything you want......