Originally posted by Cambarro: I was just trying to defuse a volatile situation Scarface. Besides this aint the place to make friends..Is that why you are harrasing ibti? to make friends with her? it appears that she aint biting. oi harrasing is such a big word...you didnt knw ibti was my fourth wifey...someone must have been FEEding you lies my dear cambarro...we've been friends more like soul mtes for a long time now & she always bitin more than she can chew ibti whats so good about cambarro give me the 411 and i might make her my five plus i didnt get your somali man you sure need some "dhaqan celis" let search that in arabic...am out to lunch anyone want anything ibti SHULUQ you want your regulars yeah....

Originally posted by Cambarro: Moving On Scarface.. Do you have a scar on your face? This could be appealing for some women I guess. Would you believe I have friends who dismiss men cos he is too pretty? woow cambaro listen aint you got no one else to conversate with...allow Beggin friends, i dont wanna hear ur stories about your friends & pleash stop cutin into my convo's...you aint worth the effort....plus i do have a scar but only ibti knows where it is ibti that was lame i thoughtt you was gonna hit me with something real good

Originally posted by ibtisam: Issh no wonder i don't like somali so called "men" or any sort for that matter :rolleyes: DEAR I GOT THE BIGGEST xishood in the world anyways what does the somali man has to do with this?does it really matter wether you like them or not your one fish out of many

Originally posted by ibtisam: Scarface: :rolleyes: I Don't know what kind of people you come across who speak in such terms about such things, clearly you are confused child who is controlled by over active hormones. Taking this into consideration I am going to ignore your poor excuse of a reply and the filth you spit in public forum read by old, young, religious, respectable people. It seems you think you are talking to a little hoodrat! Let me inform you that this is not the case. CAPISH. looooooooooooool ibti habiibti macaanto that was just a friendly advise but i can see your fuming anyways hoodrat or not i wouldnt know<------CAPISH

Originally posted by ibtisam: ^^YOu understood what i was saying did you not? :rolleyes: Jajaab or not waad fahamtie, so please eedaaf. And anyway somalia aayaan uu soocoda so i have to practice on you guys otherwise waa laakuu gooslaya when i reach there. If you appoint yourself as the fat fighter for fat somali women, then aadiga sii aah, AKA waxa baa kuu diiman, why baad uugu waarigas buutuc people, unless thats what turns your pages and you jsut want a fat Xalimo in which case say so and i'll put an ad out for you on speed dating. < Friendly adivise ibti i love butuc halimos like you more for the pushin but your in denial about your butucnimadaADA didnt we sign a contract which specifically states that i can pump and burn your baruur ....you gonna lose weight by having fun in the **********beeeep***...its the ultimate diet recommended by the one and only MOI...so DONT rush into to the hot weather of our beloved land so you can burn...I'll show you to use a more effective ways to burn the baruur...you be feeling hot hot hot physically, we will do a 1hr 30 pumpin/rompin/make you sweat session which burns more than 650 calories......<<------nice friendly ADVISE you knw your boy loves you and wants you to look guuuud INNIT p.s can you bring my cusin over dont worry about speakin the jajab somali it will be fine with him probably thinkin "dhaqan celis chick" just make sure he gets the VISA capish... TearDrop no reason but are you sure thats your real weight????? :cool:

haa dee/nooh "Dumarka" need some serious workouts'''' an ibti dear didnt we discuss before that you shoudnt speak jajab somali....that was a funny sentence you wrote "tuumaraka" cajiib

^^^me too too could it be that we've got so many oversized obese halimo's in these forums.... well halimo's dont be ashamed i'll make sure i help you burn the BARUUR startin with my 2 favourite baruur infested ladies IBTI & CYNICAL...you lot are gonna be on a strict.no.eating.food.in.the.kitchen.while.you.cooking REGIME... cynical stop with your silly questions

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA Cynical walaahi you made my day cheers

^^MMMhhh do i sense a touch of envyness listen 6'1 is enough so i'll skip the stretching part, but dont worry dear am willing to let you borrow some of my height<----friendly advise

Originally posted by cynical lady: oky people this me ps proceed at ure own peril http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Huge%20Fat%20Woman.jpg ohhhH lord have mercy more to love aaa you passed that stage... iTS too much for the pushing you might bury somebody....

is that what you call practice hehhe if your writting is like that I cant imagine what it would be like if you actually did the speakin??? I WOULD BE laughin

^^ouch!!!! the dwarf has spoken :cool:

looll inabti your somali is hurting my eyes so ha ku hadlin anyways whats the problem with your weight & height.....you a dwarf?

cynical STOP BEgging it now go and drop your height and weight in my thread wanna knw who the fattest and shortest person is.... ibti you looking after old people now awww poor babysitter

damn ladies sure are sensitive about their WEIGHTS

^^VEY TRUE except i would not get assasinated :cool:

cynical i cant give a copy since you dont appreciate my love....so take a hike like your best mate ibti go an book your bicycle ride :mad: abti where you off dear?

^^oi get over yourself dear am luukin for wifey number 2,3&4 your cynical a$$ is locked UP they wont let her out

Thats deep but dont worry dear I'll make sure i collect your body, cremate it and keep the remains. It will displayed in our living since i'll be marrying your best mate cynical lady you wont be missed...you will be right there with us arent I a nice chap

Originally posted by ibtisam: looool^ trouble maker, look at you trying to turn my girl against, niggaa you wanna bow down, and take a walk. You think she is not smart enough to see you running game on her. shyte i didnt know she was your best mate so this means am dukin 2 best mates.....hehe this gonna be fun HORTA since MR JACAYL is late with his advice I THINK AM GONNA MARRY BOTH OF YOU'SSSSSSS anyone WANT THE INVITATION FOR THE WEDDING ?

^^^DAMN DR FAKE my emotions are starting to hit the surface now.I can be bothered to write a whole essay but if you look back at the previous posts you may find a little list. if you need reading glasses DR i be very helpful to let you borrow mine iBTI - has honesty, She is intelligent and simple.....courageous and shy.... patient and enduring.....constant and firm in thought.....she is vain & mega RICH thats what she tells me. I'm promised that i dont have to work or lift a finger. she'll cook, clean & be the perfect wifey. Cynical lady is kinda different even tho she's selfish but deep down she's light hearted and a bit too talkative. I'm always amused & constantly surprised......she shows her trully colours sometimes....she tells me she's beautiful and brilliant....and her voice is magic......she's not as intelligent/rich as IBTI but she's delightful.....

13 stone = 82.7kg Nomadique I sent a PM to jacaylbaro with his gym membership you sure you dont want.... its healthy way to burn the unwanted baruur flaps....

^^^^^ibti dont get any wrong ideas halimo 13 with the cuts...gym and 2pieces of chiken and chips goes a long way....? still waitin for you answer?/

^^^cynical lady your a chicken how can IBTI boss you around. damn woman i was gonna pick you but am having second thoughts.....STAND UP STR8 and STOP LOOKIN DOWN p.s MR JACAYL wheres the advice getting restless here man which one shall i dumb??????

lol@jacaylbaro brother dont worry even tho the thread was for the ladies... IBTI & NOMADIQUE dont hijack the thread IF you lot are obese dont worry girls i'll get you free gym membership..... <<<<<<<biggest 13st