lol@hot and humid weather might be they scared they might get tanned brown skin....****** arabs brother i was there last year had a great time.....every somali brother i met knew about the brothels.....and they actually asked if i wanted to come....wankers modesty you're used to the expensive side of things....good quality

dahabshid Wellington, New Zealand WHY??? you would definitely stand out......

^^^^Cas you looking for a second wifey huh?go on plya Rayaana you in the same boat as me,, dont worry gurl we gonna practice...we'll use some of the wild tips some of our brothers and sisters gave us....... Like this-->“Dubnaha korkooda ma nabar baa kaaga yaala mise wa duuf soo dareeray? Hilarious P.s tell us what happend.....

^^^^xaassidad baatahay but as i can remember ms cupid my recurring hand gestures got the job well done......... :cool:

^^^^Aniga waaye have a ciggy break....or a zoot break your eyes will magically feel sleepy brother Baashi low on cash send a free sample....payday's couple days away...

facklexm NOPE anything else you wanna ask this terrorist ...dont worry I wont Bomb your house :cool:

Right now would love to be living in a condo on Jumeirah, Dubia

out of the whole world RAINY london... :confused:

^^^ lol@25 dirham a nite....very cheap about the prostitution they bloody got a brothel down in Deira city........Damn waste :eek: Dabshid let me ask brother whats happening with the somali gurls down in dubia...? No disrespecting but i havent seen a single dark somali gur/woman.......?? :confused: The funniest thing they ADVERTISE Whittening products on national TElelvisions woooow :eek:

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^^^F.cuk WORK Sitting in my office typing away now.....BAASHI download some of the stash tis way brother...

Erm…scarface I just thought it was only right to tell you that I’m pulling a face at you right now… Silly man! ^^^hope your pulling a nice face coz all them tips you been giving ms Cupid aint been working.....I want a full refund --------->pulling this face :mad: :mad:

^^^after hearing all that madness its best for me to stick to my simple somali words....... "Soocad macaan" - Nice/sweet walking who in there right mind would say such a thing.... :eek: LOST one i will SKIP THEM Trust me they dont sound too good...... Also hand gestures lots of them is good. And say easy english sentences real slow with emphasis on key words ^^The hand gestures sound like a nice idea but sayin the english sentences real slow might be a bit of put off imagine I'll be making her out to be some sort of A reatard...LOL If I were your Dirac, I'd be close to your heart! Hadaan diracaaga gashan lahaa qalbigaagaan u dhowaan lahaa ^^^^wRONG TRANSLATION its Hadaan Diracaaga ahaaan lahaa nice one bishita i kinda like that one

Lost one have you lost your mind mental health institution :mad: ....woman you have lost a screw go and fetch one......herEs a 10pence you can get one down the scrap yard...institutionalize my azzz....BY THE WAY whats with all the tips you being cupid now....heres a tip GET YOUR your azz in the back seat noooooooooooooow------> Originally posted by Hizb_UK: Canjeex write the address down Canjeex jottin down the address...wonderin waTs takin justice so long....hurry up Hizb gonna check the address for you...just to see if its correct....even tell you if her daddy has BIG AZZ BAKOOORAD,.

Legend of Zu loool BRAV cunugta xaar aaa man thats a big no no.. I will make sure i never use that.... you are hot = waa kulushahay she will be thinkin wtf am I sweatin..... that was jokes I cant stop laughin... Lost one its not about chat up lines...was talkin about keeping up convvo..... how do you keep a convo in somali when your with a gurl....my convo ends in about 2/3 mins in somali....even tho my somali isnt that poor........ Socod_badne I see you Mr Hitch now......ok mr hitch now pass the smiles, winks what about the next time you link up......even tho the gurl cant speak a word of english.....wait Maybe i will do the winks and smiles all over again..... I try to mix my somali/english.....

I have this problem when it comes to somali especially the ones that cant speak a lot of english....My lines are perfect when it comes to chatting a gurl...2 perfect but the problem is when I see a nice looking gurl that cant speak english well..... she speaks another foreign langauge and we have to engage in somali..... Dont get me wrong my somali is perfect but its not that good when it comes to talking to a gurl in somali......SO WHAT should I practice my somali chat up lines........OR roll with the jajab somali lines..... This happend to me about 2wice now gettin fed up with it.......gettin lost for words aint a good thing...... ANYONE of you's know how to brush up your somali macaanto lines.....

^^^^Never been with a somali gurl.....you telling me you havent seen a single somali gurl that caught your eyes....mmmh theres something wrong there buddy..... waTERLILY why not.......all am saying all this getting to know you aint whats hyped up to be....At the end of the day going out with someone for a year/half dont mean you trully know that person.....you can never know someone really and trully theres always the fact that someone is always hiding a secret or 2.......WHATS MEANT to happen will....... AS am a stranger and so are are you wanna get married and have babies.....I will tell the kids how we met through SOL..... --------> :rolleyes:

^^^^How so whats wrong with them??

loool@riffraff test come on now just imagine how some of your parents met back in the day...did they chat on the telephone for so long i doubt it....Its all written with who you gonna end up with dont matter if you knew this person for a month/ a year.....as for the children they will turn out just fine..... .. as for the riffraff test here is one you can use Has a weekly manicure yes/no Knows about oven temperatures yes/no Can cook bariis & baasto yes/no Possesses own car yes/no Will go anywhere yes/no Do anything yes/no Age of girl ? 30 Months you have known her? 3 operating in a strange town which you will be leaving on monday? yes/no Marriage Rating =-----------> -988 Approximate Risk of Marriage = 100% Hizb_UK get your pen and pad son...make sure i get an invitation for the wedding

Good True article the somali's in dubia are earning some serious money......was amazed at their brand new offices , fully air conditioned...... :eek: :eek: and the best thing about it is most of them are straight from the homeland.....very nice

I would rather have a guy that went for a lot of xalimo's than a guy went with few white chicks. As they are more likely to be religist and good mannered. ^^^^ come on now you kno that statement aint true...halimo's get upto a lot of things nowadays even if its behind closed dooors...... As for the brother go to her house on a regular...then you can really get to know her and her famalia....

Originally posted by Nafta: Moqodishu ---> Kenya ---> Holland ---> Syria ---> Holland ---> England My bio in a nutshell. ^^^ where's the next destination.... Mc Xamar now you got the hang of the city..eh...I see you had a complete changeover........

the police arrested a 16-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, on Friday night and he was charged on Saturday just wondering where the man who wrote the article get the IDEA that the youth was somali :confused:

^^^MC Xmar didnt have you down as COUNTRY BOY... Well was born in B.I.G city of Xamar...LEFT the city in the 90' and ever since been living da UK life cheating the flawless system, living on income support and signing on different cheque books..... about 5 to be precise gotta stay alive.....but nowadays they made it hard to cheat the system....so now i got a DEAD end SHAQO... :cool:

Originally posted by Jamilah: Scarface, I dont blame the brother. If I had a BMW I too would carry an AK-47 Jamila living in Harlesden west london, the brother needs an ak-47.......Down there you never know when......CS Gas spray be the best weapon...you can blind your attacker