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I wanted to be a locomotive driver.

Originally posted by Kool_Kat: ^También lo es cualquier otro hombre. Yeah but most men love her for her ta-tas. I love her for her spirit.

I applaud you for this post JB.

Originally posted by Umal Zamzam2211: Soon there wont be anymore infidels in Mogadishu Indeed. Shabaab will be wiped out from the capital.

I <3 Nimco Dareen

LOL

Here's Mark Twain's posthumously published masterpiece: http://www.positiveatheism.org/hist/twainlfe.htm It's about Satan being banished and sending letters from Earth to Archangels Michael and Gabriel, about these funny creatures called humans. It's pretty interesting to see how Mark Twain saw mankind. Definitely a good read.

Welcome back F_______!

Poor people stealing getting 20 years in jail. The world is a cruel place.

Very harsh.

Eat your heart out Shaakirullah. These people came to cheer on our President by their own free will, and Shabaab could never achieve that. LONG LIVE THE PRESIDENT!

It seems there's no shortage of aid scandals lately.

Up to half the food aid in Somalia is diverted to corrupt contractors, local UN workers and Islamist militants, a leaked UN report says. The report, by the UN monitoring group in Somalia, is particularly critical of the UN's own World Food Programme and recommends an independent inquiry. It says WFP contracts are awarded to a few powerful individuals who operate cartels that sell the food illegally. The report has not been made public yet, but its contents have been leaked. US funding cut The UN document says food aid is diverted to a web of distributors, transporters and armed groups, with some local UN workers also taking a cut in the profits, the BBC's Barbara Plett reports from the UN. It blames the problem on the food distribution system in the war-torn country, where transporters have to navigate roadblocks manned by various militias and bandits. Extracts of the report have been quoted by the New York Times and by news agencies. According to the leaks, the report says preliminary investigations by the monitoring group "indicate the existence of a de facto cartel". The report says just three contractors receive the vast majority of WFP transportation contracts, making them "some of the wealthiest and most influential individuals in Somalia", the extracts say. WFP, which provides most of the relief goods, says previous internal investigations have failed to find proof of widespread abuse but that it will examine the new allegations. The UN secretary general's special representative for Somalia, Ahmedou Ould Abdallah, told the BBC he had seen the report, but that he believed the greatest need in Somalia was a stable and internationally supported government. "With a... government we would avoid this loss [of aid], not only of 50% but of 5%," he said. "We have to go to the root cause of the problem, which is [the] lack of a supported government. We have a government - why don't we support it?" Charges that food aid was being diverted first surfaced in 2009. The US has since reduced funding to Somalia, fearing that aid was falling into the hands of the Islamist group al- Shabab. The World Food Programme has also struggled to keep up with food deliveries. Last month, al-Shabab banned the food agency from operating in Somalia. WFP said it had already announced a suspension of its work in the southern part of the country because of attacks and extortion by local militants. The report is due to be officially presented to the UN Security Council on 16 March.

Maybe the attack is going to happen on the 14th, maybe on the 16th, maybe now. A statement can serve many purposes.

^Keep up your rebellion and you'll become rulers of a dust heap.

Sounds like whoever created Fabregas

Originally posted by *Ibtisam: Going from Islam to Christianity or Judaism is like wearing your T-shirt back-to-front under you jumper- the difference particularly on the attributes of God particle the same- most importantly the message was the same, it is a matter of how much they have evolved. Nothing wrong with driving a vintage car.

^For real. Mr. Yusuf, for all his shortcomings (which I have been more than happy to point out on these boards in the past), at least had the decency and common sense to step down when he saw there was no point in carrying on.

Publicity stunt.

He will live in London. But that's beside the point. We're all looking forward to the 15th.

Good God, I thought the pipe dream was over.

Interesting enough, most views on my "Shabeel singing in Somali" video on Youtube are from Zimbabwe.

Kashafa bro, Your respect means a lot to me and rest assured that, no matter our political differences, you are in my highest esteem and love. And even those political differences are very few. Very few? No, there is actually only ONE: I don't support Shabaab anymore. And the reason I don't support Shabaab has little to do with the "Taliban" hysteria you mentioned. I know very well that if people are not down to have strict laws imposed on them, it probably won't happen. Somalis aren't sheep and you can't beat them into submission. They'll never take it. The reason why I don't support Shabaab is because they're traitors. Comrade Shariif was picked to be President of the Republic of Somalia, signalling an end to Ethiopian occupation, and the victory of the rebellion. But then his former mates mounted a new rebellion against him, and that's treason. And treason is something that I can't forgive easily. All the good boys from Shabaab could have had nice government jobs now, instead of living in bushes. But aside from this particular thing, I'd find it hard to believe we diverge on any other issues in politics. We are, more than you think, on the same side. And what you call "naive" is actually my firm belief that love will save us all in the end. Take care! P.S.: LOL @ Google Translate. I appreciate the effort tho

^lol whose script is this now