Originally posted by PlayMaker: Settlement? Waraa darman wassup with that down low settle thing man, at least give this nigga a probation and if he violates that in the next five yrs he is gonna do 5yrs mandatory...Plus a public apolgy, also he needs to "I hate hindi movies" in public right here in SOL...or we are not going for that. Comeoon man.. LAkkad is my boy.. i cant put his on probation like that

My sister who lives in Sydney was telling me the other night that the last time she saw a Somali was 8 months ago!!! Good god…

Originally posted by Devil's Advocate: Darn, No more drama! What will I do to waste my time now? Lakkad, When should I expect a fat cheque in the mail? Too bad,,, i cleaned his bank acct clean

DA.. me and Mr. Lakkad talked last night and we agreed on an out of court settlement : D so I am hereby dropping all charges against Lakkad and affirming him that he is a FREE MAN.. let me assure you all that Lakkad was and will couniue to be my booooy…. and throughout this trial me, him, “in and out, previously known as Socrates” were actually hanging out with each other. So DA.. I guess there is no need to disturb the judge who seems to be on an extended leave of absence

An Indian professional photographer risked his life to take this picture of this 9 year old Indian girl who was stripped off her cloths and tied up to a pillar in a Hindu temple in a remote village in India. The reason this little girl is treated like that is her mental disability. according to the beliefs of her parents and the local villagers her disability is an indication that her poor soul is possessed by some demons who will bring calamity to the whole village unless she is quarantined in the temple like a dog. Walaahi this pic has broke my heart, what an innocent little girl, so sad to know that its her parents who are doing this to her. La xawla wala quata ila bilaah.

I see dead people

Your Honor, Jury, Nomads and Nomadetts, you've been following this case for the last 3 days, reading both the Defense and the Prosecutions arguments. It's the worst torture I can imagine. And not only that, but it’s the finals week and you are all have exams to study for, so I'm going to try to keep this as brief as I can and still address the points that I think we need to visit with. the hallmark of the Lakkad’s case here in its breadth and its depth comes from lots of different sources, lots of different interconnected links of a troubled history, an eyewitness, and a damning evidence. They all have one thing in common: They have proofs against Lakkad. none of the nomads defending him in large part, know the seriousness of the criminal charges facing Lakkad. The case makes sense as a unified whole, and that evidence establishes that this 5’4’’ 110 lbs Sajui man sitting in the dock, is a criminal who stole many topics from unaware Somaliaonline nomads. Your honor you heard X and DD arguments when they stood up at the beginning of the trial to tell you that Lakkad is a victim of well planned character assassination plot. I understand that the job they decided to take was to acquit their client at any cost. One thing I request from your honor to be aware of is the kinds of points that they were trying to make. The whole defense team was, throughout this trial, trying to bring up my personal life out of context and link me to a fictional Sajui girl that I am still trying to understand what connection she has to this case. They were so focused on trivial, unrelated and narrow pieces of allegations. Never did you hear any evidence that went to the broad case (Plagiarizing). that broader proposition has been proved not by an eye witness here, but by a piece of correspondence in which the defendant admittedly disclosed the fact that he is Veve. my evidence, your honor, is clear, simple and yet damning and incriminating beyond any reasonable doubt (review exhibit 2 and 3). I am pretty sure that your honor can see that the defense had tremendous resources going for them. They are a team of notable nomads . They had experts galore. Anything they needed to prove in this case, they had it at their fingertips. But your honor did you hear any evidence from the proficient defense team that Lakkad is not Veve?? Your honor, there is one thing you can do. At the times of a prolonged trial and difficulty, which is going back to the basic principle laws of Somaliaonline. I ask you, your honor, to deliver us the justice that defines this forum, the justice that us nomads deserve. I ask you to declare with a strong voice that Somaliaonline has no room for someone like Lakkad whos seething plagiarism led him to steal topics belonged to innocent nomads who are dedicated to this nobel forum. Your justice, your honor, can begin to salve the wounds that this criminal has wrought on SOL nomads. Thank you

Your honor, first off I would like to thank Raula for her excellent reporting skills on how she scooped us on the case of the Sijui girl. Your honor I would also like to present to you my evidence, which is few PM’s me and Lakkad exchanged shortly after OG-Moti posted this topic. As you can see from the snap shots of my SOL mail box below your honor, Lakkad has unashamedly admitted his guilt and challenged me that no one would believe the fact that he is Veve. Exhibit A Exhibit B Exhibit C

i dont know about you guys... but i would put in my nikaax contract that my deeqo wears Dirc every single night

Mombassa queen.. I don’t mean no disrespect abaayo, but you are flooding the Women forum with unrelated jokes topics. Could you please post any joke topic in the Jokes section. Thanks and welcome to SOL..

Your honor the proceedings of this trial has been nothing less than preposterous, I hereby firmly request the voices of the accredited defense lawyers and the prosecutors be heard. In the following days to come, we the prosecution will establish beyond a reasonable doubt that the defendant have committed and will continue to commit without our intervention the crime of plagiarizing and double timing SOL. In contrary to what X, Athena and the most recent defense lawyer DD are propagating, I am serious about my accusations and god willing I will present a damning evidence incriminating Lakkad pretty soon insha alaah.

Originally posted by Mrembo: LOL, call me slow, but i didnt even realize he was the preist until your post Bambina........I thought the little boy was just trying to sell something to another person :confused: I have been running into the name Mrembo alot recently.. can you please tell me what it intales? is that a famous TV personality? historical figure.. etc??

Can I please request from your honor the hearing in the criminal proceedings against the aforementioned accused Lakkad to take place after 2 days as I try to convince one of my main witnesses to take the stand and testify against the accused Lakkad. Also, your honor, I would like to stress out that criminals like Lakkad who deliberately infect themselves with poison will inevitably sicken and die. the defendant is trying to turn SOL into an infernal combination of a lunatic asylum and a haven for plagiarized topics. Neither a sense of integrity nor recognition for Somaliaonline forums could flourish in such a foul medium. Your honor Somaliaonline could not live to its potential when its fatally handicapped by the wrong doings of Lakkad. I do not think Somaliaonline nomads have as yet any conception of how deeply the criminal folly that Lakkad plagiarizing azz bit into every phase of our SOL experience, or of how utterly ravaging the consequences were. It will be my task insha alaaah to make these things clear. Thank you your honor

Originally posted by Sophist: The boys at Johns are known for their geeky personalities; but this happening in their college must be a shocker (the richest College in Oxford) [/url] Just an innocent question saxib… Why all of your topics center around Cambridge or Oxford??? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: I mean is there a message you are trying to extend to us?? !!!!

If your honor embrace the accusations of the self-hired defense of me singling out Lakkad for the sole purpose of assassinating his character to be true, it will be a sad and fatal thing for Somaliaonline and its distinguished members. people who have never seen a decent forum like SOL are always callous about destroying the integrity of SOL. They may not even realize that they are obliterating anything worthwhile, for lack of a normal sense of values, they destabilize the integrity of Somaliaonline by pinning their faith in lunatics like Lakkad. their views and recommendations, should we consider them, will put somaliaonline straight in the trash pin Somalinet has very well been known for. Your honor the crimes which we are seeking to condemn and punish Lakkad for have been so calculated, so malignant, and so devastating, that Somaliaonline cannot tolerate their being ignored or un-dealt with simply because Somaliaonline cannot survive their being repeated. Your honor, I refuse to discuss the details of my case against Lakkad with the tow self-hired X and Athena for the reasons I mentioned in my opening statement.

The charges against Lakkad are brought in the name of the Somalia On Line Highest Criminal court. They are being tried by a court of distinguished nomads who known for their moderateness. The responsibilities thus imposed upon the defendant “Lakkad”, prosecutors and judges alike, are grave and unusual. It is owed, not only to the nomads whom topics were stolen by the defendant but to everybody who frequented SOL and made it part of daily internet routine.. A very high obligation, your honor, runs to the Nomads the scourge of Lakkad’s plagiarizing crimes was laid upon. The mere punishment of Lakkad can never redress the terrible injuries Lakkad visited on these unfortunate Nomads. For them it is (including this writer) far more important that Lakkad’s is exposed and presented in his true colors before all of SOL members who represent the voice of humanity. So as prosecutes myself and Underdog are hereby requesting from your honor to stamp Lakkad’s azz , and the Nomads who engerner him as barbarous and criminal. But before we go there your honor, in terms of procedure, as I understand them, the defendant “Lakkad” has blatantly requested to represent himself and, consequently, he made the opening for his trial by publicly threatening me to disclose some lies and propaganda aimed at stirring the focus from his heinous crime.. so I request from your honor the following 1- add one count of threatening to the list of charges 2- dismiss anyone who talking on his behalf Thank you your honor..

OG-Girl.. I was shocked too when I first found out about that.. I didn’t know why an esteemed brother like Lakkad would resort to such low behavior.. I confronted him last night in a Mpls café, he stuttered and tried to dance around my accusations, but he finally gave up and told me the truth after I showed him my evidence.. (his IP Addresses). I am sorry to burst your bubble Lakkad sympathizers :rolleyes:

LADIES AN GETELMEN.. NOMADS AND NOMADETTES.. VEVE IS LAKKAD So watch out…

Why go out in the first place?? I personally would do what my brother did shortly after he got married.. he basically decided to stay clear of all of his single friends. the only friends he retained where those who are married. When I asked him why he did so.. he replied “we no longer have the same lifestyles, interests or objectives. They’re all about staying up late, hunting chicks, booty and stuff I m done done with.. I could use that time to take my wife out or do something fun for my kids… The same applies for women.. if you hang out around single girls you will defiantly get carried away and possibly neglect your family in the process….…

good topic Kaafi..

Damn right Raula.. I got problems with Sajui’s.. I am at war with you all until I see them Kenyan flags gone (by the way the look like a cockroach to me walaahi) Wara Tuujie.. Mirif.. maxaa ii habaaryisaa..that is so cruel saxib I cant deal with no Qumayo ilaahay ba na leehee.. CK… abaayo tuuga waa nin culus oo laga dambayo… aniga aa lafahyga ogla baqaayo iska daa wax kalee....

U gon be blown away Athena.. u dont wana know trust me

CK… I am really sorry sis.. I thought you were the crook.. I apologize.. :cool: Do you know what I found out though ?? Ya all wont even believe it.. VEVE is an SOL member :eek: .. I ran a check on Veve’s IP address in the Kenyan forum and it matched the IP address of this member in SOL.. u wont believe who that nomad is :cool:

Originally posted by checkmate: kheyr my dear sis eesh calaa, may allah reward u in this dunya and the hereafter....asxantu Khayr is a sis with mustache, beard and balls too

Originally posted by *Lucky*: ^^^I CouLDnt Agree MOre With YOU Opi.NOt ALL MusLim Women Wear the Hijab-thats their business- but they shouLdnt be put to bad Light because of that.I personaLLY know severaL Ladies who dont wear it but are far better than those that wear the hijab.ALso there are pLenty of Ladies where I LIve who have given the hijab a bad reputation because of what they do. So PLz LEts Stop this Negativity...It aint Right. Brother Nur was thankfully forbidding what is wrong according to our shariicah and enjoining what is right “A proper Hijab” in this case.. I agree with you,, there are many sisters who wear hijaab and don’t have the characteristics of a pious muslimah.. but then again you are not responsible for what they do. Allah will only judge you on how well you have followed his almighty’s teachings not what hablaayo did… Now if you chose not to wear hijaab which is pretty much your own business, you are, theoretically, resisting Allah’s teaching of wearing hijaab and I guess that’s what brother Nur was saying without pointing fingers at anybody..