You are such a great lady Asraa.. from the bottom of my heart, i wish you a pleasant trip and a safe return insha alaah.....

hibo.. hook me up on how to fix chicken soup :cool:

wouldnt you love to be there today.. may allah make it easy for us to go Do Umrah and Hajj.... This is an arial pic of the Kacbah al Musharafah...

Please listen to this touching recitation of Surat al Kahaf by Shiikh Abdul Basit Abdul Samat (alah ha oo raxmu)… http://b7r11.com/alkhf.swf Please reply to this thread for maximum exposure… May alaah bless whoever made this recitation or helped spread it around.. p.s. please note that there is some delay between some of the Aya's.

Originally posted by PlayMaker: Waraa fool I don't know you. U sold me a broken TV the other day for a hit. I need my $5.00 back.. u funny walaahi loool.. you know what. i ran into a crackhead in Lake and Chicago Ave 2 weekends ago.. the nigga wanted to sell me an "advice" for $10 lol i asked him "advice about what?" "about life in genral BRODAH.. " "Sorry dawg.. u dont seem to have one lol " he made my day though..

Originally posted by Tuujiye: by the way Darman, do you smoke shiisha with you know what.. ? yup.. i sure do smoke Shiishah with "you know what".. but hell.. i only do that when i am not drunk.... cuz you cant get high and drunk at the same time Originally posted by Magnoona-girl: hmmmmmmmm Hashim.. now i know why lol... but i really hope u ain't hooked on that ish.. coz u are too good for any of dat ish... G-girl Thank you for having faith in me.. the rest of the nomads would have thought the same had they known me like you do.. little do they know.. dont they.??

Originally posted by OG_Moti: derman "rafat al hajan"? mouth to mouth kiss.... then "You broke my heart" .... hint happen in cuba... lols.. do u still remember that shit.. daamn its been ages walah.. was it Mahmoud Abdul Aziiz playing that role though!! The line i mentioned was by Denzel Washington.. in Training Day..

just 25 years?!! man i would stone them faggots to death...

" Can somebody drop this fool fo me" it was in my all time favorite movie.

call me dirty minded man but this is how i read your topic.. your very own virtual "pimp"!! wlcm to SOL Caanogeel :cool:

Angel EYE,,, I know… that shit you sold me was wicked.. why would you do that to me? Phil.. I like your name too brah Mobdeep and the rest.. ya all don’t take this sh!t seriouse now.. I did some crack.. but that was many years ago.. I am a clean man now Just remembered something.. Moti. Your real name is Moti damn it.. so why you up in my case besides…. whats wrong with revealing my real name?? I am not hiding from no FBI or CIA Seriously though,, this chick who works with me who is a real hard worker suddenly disappeared.. I thought she quit or something.. 2 months later she came back to work.. I asked her where the hell she’s been.. she looks over to her right and left and whispers.. “I was in rehab” !!! I freaked out walaahi.. I asked her.. recovering from what?, whispers again “I was recovering from crack cocaine ”!!! I shook my head and walked away.... I never thought she was crackhead.. and she never looked like one.. Yaab ai igu dishay walaahi…

Well too bad, thay lost game one tonight.. and from the way they were strugling tonight, i dont think they gon take Kings out!! share your thoughts and predictions..

Ya all wont believe this, today I received an email that was sent to everybody in the company from the Human resources Dept requesting the owner of a Nissan Maxima blocking the building's parking lot entrance to remove it and park it in a proper parking lot.. this was the email sent to us.. ========================================= FROM: Roberts, Janet TO: ALL SUBJECT: (RE) Nissan Maxima TIME SENT: 5/4/2004 9:36:48 AM If you own a Nissan MAXIMA - license plate KPA 481, Please be informed that your car is blocking the entrance of the parking lot.. please reomive it immidiately Thanks! Janet ========================================= When I got this email, I was like.. damn.. who the hell would block the entrance of the parking lot like that.. must be a crackhead fo real…... :rolleyes: 5 minutes later.. we get another email.. ========================================= FROM: Roberts, Janet TO: ALL SUBJECT: (RE) Nissan Maxima TIME SENT: 5/4/2004 9:39:48 AM This car is in the middle of the road blocking the drive through the parking lot. Please move it immediately. It is dark gray in color. Thanks! Janet ========================================= then my colleague comes from a break and I ask him if he owns a Nissan Maxima, he goes NO.. then I tell him.. Maan some crackhead had parked it in the drive through and his sh!t is blocking the building’s parking lot.. right after I told him that we receive this email…. ========================================= FROM: Roberts, Janet TO: ALL SUBJECT: (RE) Nissan Sentra TIME SENT: 5/4/2004 9:48:48 AM A Towing truck has been dispatched the Nissan MAXIMA will be towed shortly. Janet ========================================= And my colleague asks me.. Hashim I thought I saw you driving a Nissan Maxima this morning.... “I laughed out and said… yeah.. that piece of sh!t belongs to my brother.. I just borrowed it toda… :eek: (ooh sh!t.. that’s my car.. ) and just like in that scene in “Barber Shop 2”.. I jump off my desk and run towards the parking lot just in time before my brother’s crappy car gets towed away lool turned out the hand breaks were not working and the car rolled out of its parking lot to block the entrance.. so I park it and secure the tires to a rock and come back to my desk and guess what.. I received some 50 emails saying “ What kind of crack are you on Hashim”?? lol The moral of the story… Don’t smoke crack and work full time when you are having finals

Originally posted by Careca-1990: i have the same problem, i spend about £45 per week on fuel, this works out at about $75 per week. But hey i get it all back at the end of the month . Oil prices are at their highest for some time right now,,,, That’s probably why you cant pay me enough to live in UK and even recently Canada.. the only time I am fully dependant on a public transportation is when I am in Europe, and I just never liked it ya all… I mean $75 per month + insurance!!!.. man that’s a car payment for crying out loud… Hasna.. why ride on an SUV if you cant afford its gas!!! I suggest you buy a 4 cylinder Sedan that will surly save you money… like Maxima or Accord..

Originally posted by Qac Qaac: Darman, bro who gave u the right to disrespect one of the prominant muslims scholars in the world right now. bro first i would tell u, to say istaghfurullah. also know that u r student, and have no right to call names to sheikh Qardawi here, when u r not even a scholar, and don't have the knowldege he has. i am not defending him, i am just worried for u. let the other sheikhs who his level especially those from Saudia deal with him, coz they are always against him... but as for u, i just think it is not your level... it is between scholars not students like me or u... Saxib relax… I didn’t diss the shiikh or belittled him in anyway.. I told the sister that he made some controversial rulings like this one below.. For those who cant speak Arabic.. the writing below is Qardawi’s response to a question from a reporter who asked him.. “Shiikh while I was passing by your house I over heard some music, so could you tell us to whom does shikh Qardawi listen to? He replied.. Well I am too busy to listen to music, but when I do I normally listen to AbdiAlwahaab (an Egyptian singer) when he sings about night time, and Um Kalthoom’s (another Egyptian singer) (Sky of the west, Ask my Heart,.. etc..) and I “passionately listen Faiza Ahamd specially her family songs…….etc… قال الصحفي: " وتَناهى إلى سمعي صوت غناء قادم من داخلِ منزل الشيخ القرضاوي. فضحكتُ وأنا أقول: لمن يستمع الدكتور القرضاوي؟ " فأجاب الشيخ يوسف: [ الحقيقة أنا مشغول عن سماع الغناء، لكني أستمع إلى عبد الوهاب وهو يغني عن الليل، أو يا سماء الشرق جودي بالضياء، أو أخي جاوز الظالمون المدى. وأستمع أحياناً إلى أم كلثوم في نهج البردة، أو سلوا قلبي غداة سلا وتاب، وأستمع بحب وأتأثر بشدة بصوت فايزة أحمد خاصة وهي تغني الأغنيات الخاصة بالأسرة: ستي الحبايب ويا حبيبي، يا خويا ويابو عيالي، وبيت العز يا بيتنا على بابك عنبتنا.. وهذه أغنيات لطيفة جداً، فأنا لا أرى أن صوت المرأة عورة في ذاته، لكنه عورة حينما يُراد به الإثارة والتميُّع والتكسر، ويهدف إلى الإغراء. وهذا معنى قوله تعالى: (فَلا تَخْضَعْنَ بِالْقَوْلِ فَيَطْمَعَ الَّذِي فِي قَلْبِهِ مَرَضٌ) . وأعتقد أن هذا موجود في بعض الأصوات، إنما صوت فايزة أحمد وهي تغني: ست الحبايب ليس فيه إثارة شادية وهي تغني: يا دبلة الخطوبة عقبا لنا كلنا، يا معجباني يا غالي.. فهذه أغنيات نسمعها في الأفراح والأعراس. أيضاً فيروز أحب سماعها في أغنية القدس وأغنية مكة، لكني لا أتابعها في الأغنيات العاطفية، ليس لأنها حرام، وإنما لأنني مشغول. والحقيقة، أنا لا أستطيع سماع أغنية عاطفية كاملة لأم كلثوم، لأنها طويلة جداً، وتحتاج إلى من يتفرغ لها.. ولا تسألني لمن أستمع من الجيل الحديث، لأنني من الجيل القديم، وأرى أن الجيل الماضي من المطربين والمطربات أقرب إلى نفسي من الجيل الجديد ] (1) انتهى.

wLCM BACk AYAANIC...

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Originally posted by Shaabella: Homemade Facials Following are a few homemade facials that will help make your skin beautiful and vibrant. Citrus and grapefruit mask for oily skin types: Ingredients: grapefruit lemon's juice cored apple 1-2 egg whites 30-40 seedless grapes Mix ingredients together in a blender. Apply on your face and leave for fifteen minutes, then rinse off with warm water. are u guys serious?? u put this on your faces!!!

Originally posted by Try_Me: Calooleey horta biyo kuleel ku yuumbi ka dib mindi ku xog.. nadiifi... markii intaas dhameysid.. Abaa jarjar... ka dib dabka saar.. cabaar ha saarnaato ilaa iyo saacad iyo nus camal... ka dibne basal, barbarooni iyo yaanyo googooy isku dalac.. hadii dhahdi waa karin aqaanaa dalac bilaash lee sameynee kistoo basbaas ku xad abaa isku dalac...cusbane haka hilmaamin nooh... hadii sidii mandhacirka lagu duubaayi rabtidne soo sheeg waa laguu sheegaa.... waraa hibo ma fiyoobid walaahi lol whats up with this slang.. bas bas ku xad ku lahaa lol say do u know how to fix Kunaafah and Bashameel? :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Kynda: add an other 1983 to the list Salaam which makes me wonder does the age 21 have some sort of a glue in it, cuz all girls seem to be stuck in that age for some reason

Jazaaki alaaah khayr Kynda

Sheikh Qardaawi has been known for his controversial rulings.. I shall have you know that Mufti al Zahaar.. sheikh Tentaawi made it permissible for a wife to watch porn with her husband if he asked her to!! So I would check for other sources for the Fatwaa and not limit myself to Qardaawi’s fatwa’s if i was you..

Originally posted by SisSade: quote:Originally posted by underdog: Sissade, I assume you don't believe in being possessed and exorcism through Quran. Brother I do beleive that Jinis do exist as the Quraan says. Allah has created other creations apart from man and jinis. What I dont agree on is ppl tend to overdo the whole jini issue. [/QB]That’s how I used to think of Jinnis walaahi.. I thought they were always hyped up and blown out of proportion until I witnessed a wadaad reading the quran upon Jinn possed girl. The moment he started reading some Jinn related verses the girl started to hystirically cry and then spoke with a voice of a man with reer xamar accent saying he possessed this girl because he is in love with her!!! that freaked the sh!t out of me walaahi so i decided to get the hell out of there before the jin's sister falls in love with me

Originally posted by nuune: 14 and i was born last night

La xawla wala qwata ilaa bilaah.. ilaaho caafi ayada ayo intii muslim ah