S.S. Daang you still have that stained dress !!?? shoot.. its alomst 2 weeks now.. lol.. you can throw away that dress since it became a habitat for some deadly virus, you know, the type of viruses Sadaam used for his weapons of mass destruction lol.. anyways i will send you some money to buy another dress.. you will be on your own if you "Leak" again Ruba dont act nice to me now.. i am firmly holding my position of NOT going out with you.. :cool: if you want i can hook you up with Nuune.... but he is a little broke.. humm.. how about Aplus.. wait..he might forward your pics to everybody in SOL.. OK OK.. how about Tagane.. Shit i forgot he is in one way love relation with Ilhaam.. Daamn.. i guess you got no choice but to take a number and wait for your turn just like any other girl lol S.O.S Dont chicken out now.. we all know Jamal is one small fat, dark and short nomad.. hell.. aint nothing wrong with that lol mob deep, so this the thanks i get for hiding your shitty emails huh ?? man i will expose your ass.. just wait on me.. Ilhaam.. i guess tagane will no longer be tagane when he see's this lol.. i think inn oo istaage ka dhici duuno lol so lets make sure some permedics are around lol..

So you are mad at me because I blew your cover huh loool… i wonder what the rest of the nomads will say when they see this lol

Ruba.. i guess you asked for it lol... Dont be mad at me though

these are snap shots of my hotmail account First Shot :- Second shot :- third shot :- I guess this has revealed some dirty laundry in Somaliaonline lol

the first page filled up 10 minutes after i posted the topic that was really crazy :eek: Innocent => guilty

addictive => crack

Originally posted by Harbism: It is the period where most women usually like to show off what they got. this sentence sounds a little off dawg but good luck with the sneaking..

No wonder all the girls were laughing at me :mad: :mad: anyways.. are you going to watch Malibu's most wanted tonight ?? i think its funny

Nova you need to come up with your own scenario, don’t copy our shit and try on us just be creative.. now i have just tried the Red light scenario on a girl lol.. she pulled next to me on a red light, and we had an eye contact she smiled at me like i am going to say hi.. lol i frowned at her face and moved my car a little bit forward ... when the light went green the poor thing took off like 100 MPH lol. it happened the next light was red as well.. so when i finally pulled up next to her.. she gave me the finger loooool lol i cracked up like hell looooool

Malaika may Allah bless your dad's soul Janaah insha alaah Ameen

London.. you are the LAD lol. i know scenario one is the most effective of all lol.. L:D Luul if you ever call this topic not interesting or educational i will DECAPITATE YOU, THEN THROW YOUR HEAD IN THE BUSHES AND FEED YOUR BODY TO THE WILD HOGS :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: looooooooooooooool

Xafsa lol.. u know the one i pulled on you ..and i still have my head on my shoulder... so dont trip Ruba... i dont think i ever used any of them tricks on girls like Xafsa lol.. daamn i'd be in her fridege in form of hilib Suqaar suqaar ah

well.. i am thinking of wearing Macawiis and Shaati.. u know.. keeping it Hido yo dhaqan.. think i might score some digits like that ??

yams = qaat

Nazra Samiha and Barwaaqo.. I am sure if the topic was about how to piss men off, and was posted by a girl you would have supported her.. Anyways.. since the fight has started… I would like to hear about the things you girls do to piss a guy off.. Lovleyme.. well believe it or not.. my brain is not polluted by the hateful, worn out ideologies Somali men are known for,,, one more time.. please dont be edgy and jump to conclusion, just fight back.. and say what you do if you want to annoy a man…

i dont know about a fireman, but i have been stopped by a somali cop in Toronto lol.. he was like.. License and registration Saaxib lol.. he was cool though..

Good one Nova.. really funny

First and formost let it be known that I have a great deal of repect for all of our somali queens, I am not one of them guys who look down on ladies, so PLEASE PLEASE Ladies don’t hate on me or send me PM's full of cuss, rather.. fight back say what you think will piss off men its just about fun.. so lets pick on each other… Ok ok.. do u guys want to piss a girl off.. here are some situations that will surly piss the mildest girl off, some of which I have befriended later told me that would have shot me for what i have done to them.. so check this out... First scenario You are walking on the street and a Somali girl passes you bye, approach her and in a nice and very polite tone say.. “walaalay I think you have sat on some red ink.. there is a red spot on your dress !! lool.. then watch her freak out :eek: lool Second scenario You are driving your car and you stopped at a red light, it happens a Somali girl is already pulled up on the next lane waiting on the same red light, wait until you have eye contact with her,, then forward your car a little bit to obstruct her vision of you, like you dont want to see her loooool trust me when the lights turn green she will pass you like a bullet.. Third Scenario If u call a friend of yours and girl picks up, say Yo Yusuf whats up man ? she will say.. this is not Yusuf.. then go like,, Ooh sorry “Saaxib” I thought you are Yusuf… are you his brother ?? looool Fouth scenario You walk in a Halal meat and wait for your turn to be served, when the salesman asks you what he can help you with, say.. Ooh help the lady first :cool: .. when she starts giving him her order.. go yelling like,, :mad: Waraa I been waiting for an hour.. Hurry up loool Fifth scenario You are at home watching TV, put it on MTV or BET and start admiring the sexy bodies of the female dancers of any music video lol.. go like Daamn she has flat aps. Or,,, Shiiit she got nice booty or the best line is.. Wooow this girl is sexy lol.. Sixth scenario If you are in a wedding and you run into a bunch of cute girls, ignore them all and give all your attention to the ugliest and fattest one of them lol.. they will really be pissed.. Seventh scenario If you are with girls and your cell phone rings, look at the number and say.. Damn this freaken chick and don’t answer lool Trust me guys.. I have tried each one of these tricks and they sure pissed some girls off BIG TIME loool.. anyways ladies you are invited to tell us about any situation that can piss us off lool,, and please don’t hate

Xalim sup with the hate girl ?!! lol pig Armpits => Subway

I thought you said you "Women could be fat and still be pretty !!??" :eek: :rolleyes: So how come you think calling a lady FAT is an insult ? you know what.. i dont think i will ever understand you girls.. screw the party, i am going out with my guys and throw some hoops

so you are fat then !! if thats the case, then i dont think anyone would like to see you belly dancing or even booty shaking lol

(Ladies dont go tag team on my ass now this is a chat and you should pick up the conversation where the last person stopped) comeon its OK to be fat, i dont discriminte against fat girls.. so how much do you weigh ? 200 lbs ?????

i dont know why i have this feeling that you are FAT ??

Agool ya Ruba.. wara ma niglibhaa chat bi al 3arabi intii lesah fi Qatar wala shloon ?

Farah => deeqo