ahahahahaha, Shyhem...thats hilarious!! "Switches" kuyee...*lol*... Personally, what turns me on is a bit of grease, some bariis and dont forget to pay my lease! QoxootiMammi "I am the key, the voice, the link to the outside world...for Mon Familia Nomad" --QoxootiMammi ( )

To MsWord, glad you enjoyed it sis. I had to share my laughter and what a betta place to do it than this site...lol... ~QoxootiMammi~

Dirty Jokes One day a hippy gets on a bus full of nuns. he looks around and see's one that is looking particularily good. after he popped a stiffy he went up to the nun and said I want to fu** you. No replied the nun I am a woman of the lord i will never sleep with you. The hippy was really depressed, but on his way off the bus the bus driver told him that the nun goes to the church to pray everynight at midnight. all he had to do was get a god mask and tell her to screw him. at exactly midnight the hippy spotted the nun go into the church, he put on his mask and said I am god fu** me. the nun then replied only in the ass though. the hippy agreed and they got it on for hours. when they were done the hippy took off his mask and shouted "ha, ha" I'm the hippy the nun then took off her mask and said "ha ha" I'm the bus driver. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There's two farmers on a farm, and they just got a new animal. One farmers outside, and one is inside. The one outside comes in with a big cup of white liquid. He takes a big drink of it and excitedly says, I just milked the new cow. Then other farmer, with a troubled look on his face says, we didn't get a new cow, we got a new bull! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to come on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls -if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you. 11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games, smoke a cigarette,watch tv...ect.... immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future. 12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude. 13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content. 14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV, smoke a cigarette, drink, ect.... 15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag. 16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him earnestly. "Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together in his groin. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him "How does that feel?" He replied "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How can you tell when your girlfriend's horny? You stick your hands in her panties and it feels like you feeding a horse. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man and his wife decide to play golf but neither is very good so they sign up for lessons. The man goes to his lesson first. The instructor says, "Show me your swing so I can evaluate you." The man swings and the instructor says, "That was good but you're holding the club too tight. Try holding it gently like you would hold your wife's breasts." The man does so and he hits the ball 250 yards! Later, the wife goes for her lesson. Again the instructor tells her to show him her swing so that he can evaluate her. She does and he says, "You're also holding the club too tight. Hold like you would hold your husband's dick." She does so and takes her swing. Then the golf instructor says, "Try it again but this time take the club out of your mouth."

Ahahahahahaha, Tech boy, that was a bit long winded, BUT IT WAS FUNNY!!!!! Just wondering was that yo' diary? QoxootiMammi

Thank you sisters both lateafha and kool_kat...just doing my good deed for the day.... It's a subject close to my heart and I am just sharing ma opinions. ~QoxootiMammi~

Thank you sisters both lateafha and kool_kat...just doing my good deed for the day.... It's a subject close to my heart and I am just sharing ma opinions. ~QoxootiMammi~

Thank you sisters both lateafha and kool_kat...just doing my good deed for the day.... It's a subject close to my heart and I am just sharing ma opinions. ~QoxootiMammi~

Thank you sisters both lateafha and kool_kat...just doing my good deed for the day.... It's a subject close to my heart and I am just sharing ma opinions. ~QoxootiMammi~

Hanuunsan, I think its something like 10-0 for girls, cos I think tha guy's are snooooozing...lol... come oooon gurls!!!!! QoxootiMammi

Dear Pete, First off, let me start by saying that I think the work you are doing is great. And I’m sure even though your foster child is not showing apparent appreciation; in the long term he will love & respect you for it. I can imagine that dealing with a wilful child is problematic, but maybe he is not doing this to get back at you. I’m sure your foster child has some serious abandonment issues that he needs to deal with, and you can help him with those. Right now, I’m sure he feels like the whole world is against him, and you have to make clear to him that you and your family aren’t against him. You may have realised that, because of your foster child’s predicament, he has some serious psychological issues that have to be approached very cautiously. I mean there must have obviously been something big to land him in this situation. Maybe your foster child had a bad childhood. If so, then you need to let him know you are there for him, and will not abandon him, which is probably what's happened so far, and what has him scared. I think he is acting this way, because he is very frightened. Children need a routine in order to become attached to a caregiver, i.e. your self. So please try to provide this—if you are not already doing so. I wonder how we can help him to understand the family rules we have and show us some respect. Try to make him learn respect by associating this with something pleasant he likes. Also try to reward good behaviour displayed by treating him like an adult if you are not already. This includes sitting him down and having a two-way dialogue like two adults do. The transition of intolerable behaviour to tolerable behaviour will not happen over night. Don't get me wrong I am not trying to scare you off but these things take time and they are the ultimate self-evaluation of your personality characteristics. Then again, show him love. And like I keep saying show him you’re there for him. Unfortunately he is very selfish and don´t really want or do want to understand that he has to keep a dialouge with us regarding different issues, This above seems a bit harsh because you can't make a human do something unless they want to participate voluntary. Instead of telling try asking him his opinion and efforts to engage him in conversations should be made. His level of communication might not be the greatest due to the understandable trauma encountered in the past. But I’m not criticizing. The above are only my opinions and assumptions, and like I said, I think you are doing a great job. It’s good that some people actually care in the world, and please dont stop. Good luck, and let us know how you get on… ~QoxootiMammi~

Dear Pete, First off, let me start by saying that I think the work you are doing is great. And I’m sure even though your foster child is not showing apparent appreciation; in the long term he will love & respect you for it. I can imagine that dealing with a wilful child is problematic, but maybe he is not doing this to get back at you. I’m sure your foster child has some serious abandonment issues that he needs to deal with, and you can help him with those. Right now, I’m sure he feels like the whole world is against him, and you have to make clear to him that you and your family aren’t against him. You may have realised that, because of your foster child’s predicament, he has some serious psychological issues that have to be approached very cautiously. I mean there must have obviously been something big to land him in this situation. Maybe your foster child had a bad childhood. If so, then you need to let him know you are there for him, and will not abandon him, which is probably what's happened so far, and what has him scared. I think he is acting this way, because he is very frightened. Children need a routine in order to become attached to a caregiver, i.e. your self. So please try to provide this—if you are not already doing so. I wonder how we can help him to understand the family rules we have and show us some respect. Try to make him learn respect by associating this with something pleasant he likes. Also try to reward good behaviour displayed by treating him like an adult if you are not already. This includes sitting him down and having a two-way dialogue like two adults do. The transition of intolerable behaviour to tolerable behaviour will not happen over night. Don't get me wrong I am not trying to scare you off but these things take time and they are the ultimate self-evaluation of your personality characteristics. Then again, show him love. And like I keep saying show him you’re there for him. Unfortunately he is very selfish and don´t really want or do want to understand that he has to keep a dialouge with us regarding different issues, This above seems a bit harsh because you can't make a human do something unless they want to participate voluntary. Instead of telling try asking him his opinion and efforts to engage him in conversations should be made. His level of communication might not be the greatest due to the understandable trauma encountered in the past. But I’m not criticizing. The above are only my opinions and assumptions, and like I said, I think you are doing a great job. It’s good that some people actually care in the world, and please dont stop. Good luck, and let us know how you get on… ~QoxootiMammi~

Dear Pete, First off, let me start by saying that I think the work you are doing is great. And I’m sure even though your foster child is not showing apparent appreciation; in the long term he will love & respect you for it. I can imagine that dealing with a wilful child is problematic, but maybe he is not doing this to get back at you. I’m sure your foster child has some serious abandonment issues that he needs to deal with, and you can help him with those. Right now, I’m sure he feels like the whole world is against him, and you have to make clear to him that you and your family aren’t against him. You may have realised that, because of your foster child’s predicament, he has some serious psychological issues that have to be approached very cautiously. I mean there must have obviously been something big to land him in this situation. Maybe your foster child had a bad childhood. If so, then you need to let him know you are there for him, and will not abandon him, which is probably what's happened so far, and what has him scared. I think he is acting this way, because he is very frightened. Children need a routine in order to become attached to a caregiver, i.e. your self. So please try to provide this—if you are not already doing so. I wonder how we can help him to understand the family rules we have and show us some respect. Try to make him learn respect by associating this with something pleasant he likes. Also try to reward good behaviour displayed by treating him like an adult if you are not already. This includes sitting him down and having a two-way dialogue like two adults do. The transition of intolerable behaviour to tolerable behaviour will not happen over night. Don't get me wrong I am not trying to scare you off but these things take time and they are the ultimate self-evaluation of your personality characteristics. Then again, show him love. And like I keep saying show him you’re there for him. Unfortunately he is very selfish and don´t really want or do want to understand that he has to keep a dialouge with us regarding different issues, This above seems a bit harsh because you can't make a human do something unless they want to participate voluntary. Instead of telling try asking him his opinion and efforts to engage him in conversations should be made. His level of communication might not be the greatest due to the understandable trauma encountered in the past. But I’m not criticizing. The above are only my opinions and assumptions, and like I said, I think you are doing a great job. It’s good that some people actually care in the world, and please dont stop. Good luck, and let us know how you get on… ~QoxootiMammi~

Dear Pete, First off, let me start by saying that I think the work you are doing is great. And I’m sure even though your foster child is not showing apparent appreciation; in the long term he will love & respect you for it. I can imagine that dealing with a wilful child is problematic, but maybe he is not doing this to get back at you. I’m sure your foster child has some serious abandonment issues that he needs to deal with, and you can help him with those. Right now, I’m sure he feels like the whole world is against him, and you have to make clear to him that you and your family aren’t against him. You may have realised that, because of your foster child’s predicament, he has some serious psychological issues that have to be approached very cautiously. I mean there must have obviously been something big to land him in this situation. Maybe your foster child had a bad childhood. If so, then you need to let him know you are there for him, and will not abandon him, which is probably what's happened so far, and what has him scared. I think he is acting this way, because he is very frightened. Children need a routine in order to become attached to a caregiver, i.e. your self. So please try to provide this—if you are not already doing so. I wonder how we can help him to understand the family rules we have and show us some respect. Try to make him learn respect by associating this with something pleasant he likes. Also try to reward good behaviour displayed by treating him like an adult if you are not already. This includes sitting him down and having a two-way dialogue like two adults do. The transition of intolerable behaviour to tolerable behaviour will not happen over night. Don't get me wrong I am not trying to scare you off but these things take time and they are the ultimate self-evaluation of your personality characteristics. Then again, show him love. And like I keep saying show him you’re there for him. Unfortunately he is very selfish and don´t really want or do want to understand that he has to keep a dialouge with us regarding different issues, This above seems a bit harsh because you can't make a human do something unless they want to participate voluntary. Instead of telling try asking him his opinion and efforts to engage him in conversations should be made. His level of communication might not be the greatest due to the understandable trauma encountered in the past. But I’m not criticizing. The above are only my opinions and assumptions, and like I said, I think you are doing a great job. It’s good that some people actually care in the world, and please dont stop. Good luck, and let us know how you get on… ~QoxootiMammi~

Hoda, sis, I'm not trying to come down hard on you, but what exactly did you mean by this question :confused: ? It seems to me like you are not looking for a proper answer, just some fun... However there are otha ways of having fun apart from stating silly topics like these. Lastly if you are a Muslim girl with morals you should know the answer.... Its cos we Muslim, Somali girls are waiting for the right man to get married to and MAKE LOVE to, because HAVING SEX is what two people whose souls dont touch, do. But I aint hating...just commentin... QoxootiMammi

Hoda, sis, I'm not trying to come down hard on you, but what exactly did you mean by this question :confused: ? It seems to me like you are not looking for a proper answer, just some fun... However there are otha ways of having fun apart from stating silly topics like these. Lastly if you are a Muslim girl with morals you should know the answer.... Its cos we Muslim, Somali girls are waiting for the right man to get married to and MAKE LOVE to, because HAVING SEX is what two people whose souls dont touch, do. But I aint hating...just commentin... QoxootiMammi

Hoda, sis, I'm not trying to come down hard on you, but what exactly did you mean by this question :confused: ? It seems to me like you are not looking for a proper answer, just some fun... However there are otha ways of having fun apart from stating silly topics like these. Lastly if you are a Muslim girl with morals you should know the answer.... Its cos we Muslim, Somali girls are waiting for the right man to get married to and MAKE LOVE to, because HAVING SEX is what two people whose souls dont touch, do. But I aint hating...just commentin... QoxootiMammi

Heyyyy, one more girl adding her voice!! Come onnnnnnnnn girls, though I think we should up the stakes a lil...any ideas, Darman... (though can you wait another 5 female replies??? QoxootiMammi ~running from the Home Office never seems to end~

Hey pimpstress I feel yo stress. Its soo tru, having friends from outside the community is frownd upon. I am also one of those people who never associated with Somalies even though I would have liked to simply because there was none around who were on my level. Never the less its the type of person you are. Just because you have a black person as a friend it doesnt mean you atomatically become a *** or a junky. And like any other race there are plenty of Somalies who dont need much help to carry out acts of evil such as drinking/taking drugs etc. as they are perfectly capable of doing this on their own. So Girl as long as you do the right thing and dont forget to follow your religion and your culture keep doing yo Thang and good luck!!!!

Hey pimpstress I feel yo stress. Its soo tru, having friends from outside the community is frownd upon. I am also one of those people who never associated with Somalies even though I would have liked to simply because there was none around who were on my level. Never the less its the type of person you are. Just because you have a black person as a friend it doesnt mean you atomatically become a *** or a junky. And like any other race there are plenty of Somalies who dont need much help to carry out acts of evil such as drinking/taking drugs etc. as they are perfectly capable of doing this on their own. So Girl as long as you do the right thing and dont forget to follow your religion and your culture keep doing yo Thang and good luck!!!!

Hey pimpstress I feel yo stress. Its soo tru, having friends from outside the community is frownd upon. I am also one of those people who never associated with Somalies even though I would have liked to simply because there was none around who were on my level. Never the less its the type of person you are. Just because you have a black person as a friend it doesnt mean you atomatically become a *** or a junky. And like any other race there are plenty of Somalies who dont need much help to carry out acts of evil such as drinking/taking drugs etc. as they are perfectly capable of doing this on their own. So Girl as long as you do the right thing and dont forget to follow your religion and your culture keep doing yo Thang and good luck!!!!

Hey pimpstress I feel yo stress. Its soo tru, having friends from outside the community is frownd upon. I am also one of those people who never associated with Somalies even though I would have liked to simply because there was none around who were on my level. Never the less its the type of person you are. Just because you have a black person as a friend it doesnt mean you atomatically become a *** or a junky. And like any other race there are plenty of Somalies who dont need much help to carry out acts of evil such as drinking/taking drugs etc. as they are perfectly capable of doing this on their own. So Girl as long as you do the right thing and dont forget to follow your religion and your culture keep doing yo Thang and good luck!!!!

Sup y'all Bisinka imagine my surprise when I found something called a kombuter!!! and something called a website!!!!!!! looooooool Wassup y'all...I'm new here...love this phenomonen ....its great to see such a large collection of macewiis and daruuc getting along appropriately in good manners for good causes...lol..anyway pplz keep up the luuuv and the good topics coming. QoxootiMammi ~running from da home office neva seems to end~

Sup y'all Bisinka imagine my surprise when I found something called a kombuter!!! and something called a website!!!!!!! looooooool Wassup y'all...I'm new here...love this phenomonen ....its great to see such a large collection of macewiis and daruuc getting along appropriately in good manners for good causes...lol..anyway pplz keep up the luuuv and the good topics coming. QoxootiMammi ~running from da home office neva seems to end~

Sup y'all Bisinka imagine my surprise when I found something called a kombuter!!! and something called a website!!!!!!! looooooool Wassup y'all...I'm new here...love this phenomonen ....its great to see such a large collection of macewiis and daruuc getting along appropriately in good manners for good causes...lol..anyway pplz keep up the luuuv and the good topics coming. QoxootiMammi ~running from da home office neva seems to end~

Sup y'all Bisinka imagine my surprise when I found something called a kombuter!!! and something called a website!!!!!!! looooooool Wassup y'all...I'm new here...love this phenomonen ....its great to see such a large collection of macewiis and daruuc getting along appropriately in good manners for good causes...lol..anyway pplz keep up the luuuv and the good topics coming. QoxootiMammi ~running from da home office neva seems to end~