I agree with Jamaal this is a classic joke! It could almost make it on comedy Central. And to add to Rudy's comment,I agree also that the Taliban's should have had their powers of putting people under oppression away from them, but what happened when the US put their nose where it doesn't belong..why because it's a Muslim nation. Now their thinking of invading Iran. And I don't have to say the reason why again, because I think u know. :mad: When I say this I'm not saying that i'm not patriot. I was born in the US and sadly to say I feel ashamed to have been born into a country that's oppressing it's own people from "freedom of speech".

Yeah Malaika I saw that show "Extreme Makeover".And that's on ABC not FOX. To tell the truth they don't change much about the people their still the same. Fo sho i'm representin' St.Paul..midwest!

Thnx Barwaaqo for the heads up. My theory on this is if u've never been to London don't judge it because u've heard rumors or what not...that ain't right. But Entrepreneur has it's own opinions and should not be judged.

I wanna go to Jenna(Inshallah) Mine: I cry when...

I surely do agree with somealien. America did help Saddem into power, and not only him but every other person that's now part of "axis of Evil". And Paltalk I understand where ur coming from as far as goes, that u think that Saddem is evil and many people do agree. But America has no justification in what is going there. They say that they listen and work with everyone to try and stop Saddem...whatever why didn't "Dubeya"(Bush) listen to the UN? And where's the Weapon's of Mass Destruction? Think about it, all America wants is to control Iraq and all Muslim nations. :mad:

Thnx Mujahid i'll surley attend those areas. LOL Entrepreneur, but I've heard many people praising London, but thnx for the lookout. So I better get life,dential,and medical insurance, huh. Thnx Nino i'll for sure look for some nomads.

u tell him MsWord.

I love it when ur not there. Mine: I was embrassed when...

Thnx for the suggestion . U said it depends on what I like to do? I'm talking about evverything from parties to sports.

Yeah I totally understand that u were joking.

Women do not treat they men bad after they fall in love or whatever u said, it's just that the guy get's a big head about it and doesn't realize anythings happening. And the whole thing about her coming back when u meet someone else, that's called jealousy. :eek: Inshort woman like jerks and playas…… Peace n luv That's just wrong. The only men that think that is the one's that don't got love.

The best thing I like about Mpls/St.P would of course be being around my people wherever I go.

Hey ya'll I just needed some opinion on London before I go and visit next Month(Inshallah). What I need the most information on is "what is the best place to visit and what fun things do they have there"?

I'm a tell u straight up, 19 turning 20 soon. But don't tell nobody!

Harmony u don't need to change ur whole image, because in every person's eye they see different things. One thing I kind of agree on is to get hair implaints, cause I have really have soft hair and it looks like I got four pieces of hair, if u know what I mean.

I would definantely have to say Cigaal Shidaad. Ther's no one better who can make u laugh.

Welcome new neighbor. U gonna love MN, take my word for it. And that's good to hear that u want to do something with ur life (such as school and extra curriculum) . Well welcome again.

Here are some pickup lines no one should ever use: The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. I like every bone in your body especially mine. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want? Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart? Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you! I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button. Is it hot in here or is it just you? If you were a car door I would slam you all night long Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast. How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out Baby, I'd run a mile for your vertical smile. Nice shirt.... wanna **** ? If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! Can I have fries with that shake! I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U. You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside? If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen. Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house? Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants. Do you know CPR because you take my breath away. Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope. My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it! I'd look good on you. When does your centerfold come out. So do ya wanna see something really swell? I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours? I've got the hot dog and you got the buns. Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get. Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off? I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock. You have nice legs. What time do they open? Do you like Subway? How about my foot long? Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it. Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ass! Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world. You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you. Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb! Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.

Thnx Nuune that's a good reminder for everyone because everyone takes things for granted.

LOL superman..St.Paul ain't that bad. Bella gurl don't woory I just found out to after I had somethin'done..lol. And OG_Moti what are u talking about :confused: Jack Nicolson ain't ugly he just old as hell. He was handsome when he was young. Peace ya'll

Hey Jasmin I am represen' St.Paul. Thnx for replying and I respect that u don't want to change anything. But I was talking about something u dreamed about or ever wished to change about urself. (And this doesn't have to be physical apperance). And to add to what opinionated said I do believe that it's hygiene issue and that wouldn't be completely changing urself compared to surgery.

of course it is...cause ur changing something god intend to give u. Do u understand. Thnx for asking though.

We know that plastic surgery is Haaram but if u had to change something about urself, what would it be? I'll start it off....I would probably have my eyebrows lifted, to give it more dramatic. So let me know what u would change. (And this doesn't have to be something u hate about urself, but soemthing that needs imporvement :rolleyes: ).

I do have to agree that in the western socities, it does have an influence of negativity on the younger generations. But the life style of the area shouldn't get u all wild. And this is a very messed up misconception. And to add on to this, I think that best place other than Somalia is Minneapolis.( I don't mind the weather).

Questions u shouldn't ask in these countries. IRELAND “Are you magically delicious or just angry and drunk? This beer is black- did a leprechaun crap in it?” FRANCE “Can I get a side of Freedom Fries with that? Aren’t the French just Germans who can make sauces?” ITALY “Is the Pope Polish? Does he have super powers like Jesus? I could sure go for a can of Spaghetti-O’s! ” POLAND “Do you hire foreigners to screw in your lightbulbs?” GERMANY “Is this bratwurst kosher?” TURKEY “Where’s the hash at? It’s cool to recreationally slaughter Kurds?” KOREA “Can you watch my puppy for a minute, or must you people deep fry him?” CHINA “This wall isn’t so great.” ENGLAND “Did you ever get a piece of ass from that Diana chick?” SWEDEN “Do you have any normal meatballs? Want to hear a dumb blonde joke?” YEMEN “Yemen? That’s a stupid name for a country. What’s it mean -- ‘Land Of Fanatics And Dust' ?” INDIA “You don’t live in teepees? Where can I get a good juicy steak around here?” ETHIOPIA “After a long day of travel, I’m famished. Hey – those flies sure love your pregnant son!” (You know...the girl is bald. It took me a minute to figure it out) CANADA “You’re like Americans without money.” SPAIN “So, this is the country that’s not Portugal? Wow. Your women can shave if they want to, right? Where can I get some Cheez Whiz nachos?” SOUTH AFRICA “I liked it better the other way.” MEXICO “What's that smell?” SAUDI ARABIA “Would you like to see my designs for a solar powered car? Is it legal to beat your wives here, or what?” RUSSIA “Is it always this cold and economically devastated?” UZBEKISTAN “Can you spell Uzbekistan?” GREECE “I hear this place is a less expensive version of Italy." AFGHANISTAN “Seriously, where is the real country… where is everything?” JAPAN “What’s Hiroshima? Is that a kind of sushi?” AUSTRALIA “How can we stop Mel Gibson? Is there a cure?” AMERICA “Was John Wayne gay?”