I´m back again.......I looked at the list i wrote and I was shocked.. how come I didn´t write Ameenah...sis macaanto sideen kuu iloobi karaa adaaban kaa fikiraaye bee and nuune too.. men i really have to go and check my head runti i´d like to meet everyone and MMA:We can still hang out in your house... dirinka aan iskaga fadhiisanikarnaa nooh, canbuulo iyo bun ne waa kadaba geeyni karna...And ladies: No worry we can always chit chat while markaan isku kaacinooyno uunsiga nooh, its just soo fun...

I also forgot San-tuunji(soomaalida dhib badanaa) peace out :cool:

It would have been more then temping for me to just take the stuff and go. There is soo much you could've done. walaahi you crack me up mr. president

I came across this and wanted to share it with you, so hold on to your chairs coz here it comes..... In a New York park, a young boy was attacked by a savage dog. A passer by happened to see that and came to the rescue. Having tackled the dog, he strangled it to death. A reporter for the New York Times was watching all this and took snap shots for a front page picture in the next days paper. Approaching our hero he says: "Your heroic feat shall be published in tomorrow's paper under the headline - Brave New Yorker rescues boy". "I'm not from New York" replied our brave hero. "Oh in that case we'll change the headline - Brave American rescues boy from savage dog". "I'm not American either" replied our brave hero. On being asked about who he really is? our hero replied "I'm a Pakistani". Well the next day the headline on the front page of The New York Times said: "Muslim Fundamentalist strangles dog to death in New York Park. FBI is investigating possible link to al-Qaeda." by the way it's a true, real story. anyway, I got it from somalialive.com

most guys get mad coz they beleive it´s a racist joke.......

loool....u guys are so funny... The nicknames i´ve heard are also sarbeebs meaning that qofka hoos hoos aalo geliye nooh like: B.F .....meaning beenloow faanbadan(wax oo ka been badan oone ka faan badan maley loool) the other one is: O.JEE.....meaning odi jiis(maskin ...no hard feelings) Thats all so peace out and i´ll be back later with more :cool:

I have an idea why don´t we have a "little tea party" at MMA´s crib And then all this big family would hang out together and play undercover........' But honestly, you ppl are the best....the way all of us get along...wow.. the ppl i´d like to meet if I had a chance are MMA baydan indhadeeq koolkat kamilla buubto libaaxsankataabte rock´s chick Commonsense Kaamila Petite Scorpion-Sista Ashwaaq Raxiima-as-Soomaali Nubian-Queen Athena Nova-2002 Sparkle Nowaal Starlight Runaway^virgin Cushtic-Cutie Kruella Manaala-garaad-baa? Xamdiya Jawaahir Idil La-Morenita Caraweelo Canbaro-Luul Deeqo dadka kujirin ne waan usoo noqonaa...i have a class to catch....

A blonde girl met this black guy in a bar.She took him home and told him to tie her by the bed and do the thing the black guys are good at...... He then tied her by the bed and took her tv, video, stereo and left.... ps...remember....it´s just a joke...hai xaxaganino lee.. :cool:

Asalamu aleykum... I came across this interesting topic and thought of sharing it with you....... http://www.angelfire.com/dc/sos/war3.html WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR WORLD WAR III Unfortunately many people are caught up in the theory that Islamic fundamentalist ordered by public enemy No 1 OSAMA BIN LADEN carried out the attack on America last Tuesday September 2001. Supporters Of Shariah have explained and warned as much as it could, that what happened was a dirty plot against mankind in general and Muslims in particular. Sheikh Abu Hamza, who is a cleric as well as a qualified British civil engineer, explained in a live interview given to London Tonight on the 16th of September and to the BBC radio the following morning. "First let us see why Osama is free from this allegation. Osama has given allegiance to the head of Afghanistan Mullah Omar which means any thing he says or does, after his pledge of allegiance a couple of months ago, Mullah Omar will be directly responsible and his people might pay for it and this is not acceptable to Mullah Omar or the government of Taliban or even Osama who only has one place to live now. The second reason, which is a more logic reason, is actually that the Taliban including Osama Bin Ladin and his people are so engaged in war with the opposition starting by assassinating the opposition leader Massood and immediately waging a full scale war against the opposition; trying to finish with them, before winter comes when everybody has to dig in waiting for the next summer. Therefore it is obvious that the last thing they want on earth at this time is an operation of this scale on American soil in this time which will be like giving the opposition the chance of a lifetime to confront Taliban. The third reason is even more explicit because it is more technical. Bearing in mind what we have seen. The manner in which these giant structures collapsed tells a different story from what has been alleged and suggested by the plotters; it is impossible that these structures will collapse in such a manner without the aid of large amount of professionally distributed explosives and triggered simultaneously. It is a visual fact that none of these planes carried explosives; it can only be done by those in charge of the buildings. Being a civil engineer who has graduated from this country with an honours degree. I worked as chief engineer in many places, including Sand Hurst Royal Military Academy and I also made a research in the dynamics of plane frames subjected to earthquakes or explosion. All of that permits me to know how steel structures will react to shock impact and or extensive fire. We have all witnessed how the twin Towers of the World Trade Centre easily survived the impact of the collision, which is the hit of the plane inside embedded into the building. In fact, these buildings can withstand the shock of collision if many more aeroplanes were to hit it. It is as if you are trying to cut a knife( the steel structure of the buildings) with fast flowing cheese(the aluminium, the planes are made of)! This means there is no reason for the buildings to collapse due to such negligible impact. This can be endorsed by modelling and reconstruction of the case. This leaves the fire as the sole cause to be investigated. However steel structures cannot react in the manner we have seen, it was a pure DEMOLITION it was not due to the fire. Steel structures don't react like that; they don't fail like that due to fire otherwise there would be no need for demolition theories and engineering. All you would need to bring a skyscraper down according to this Hollywood scenario, is to light some petrol at the top of the building and the job is done. Steel frames will still stand even after the materials inside and the cladding outside have been burnt . Certainly, steel does not sever or crumble due to heat. It might twist or tilt and only if the centre of gravity shifts outside the building due to the twisting of the steel, it might collapse to a side. One way a building can collapse eccentricly downwards is when it has excessive and uniformly distributed compression force from the top of the structure, beyond the capacity of the joints of the steel structure. However the most practical way and the one which seems to have been deployed in this case is to damage all of the joints of the structure at one or more levels, so that the building can free fall. This type of process can only be managed by people who have free access to these high security buildings, who are demolition experts and who have the resources to carry out such an operation. This was the work of a government, because no organisation can carry out such an operation. We have seen a professional demolition by experts, to destroy the evidence and maximise the casualties. I urge the institute of civil engineers in Britain to study and simulate this building through analysis and also through modelling in their college and this will be proven very well. This takes us to the second point that this whole episode is a conspiracy against Islam and Arabs made by hidden forces or hidden people, hence the lobby, which controls the political policies of America. It is more likely that these planes were actually UN-MANNED after the death of passengers through asphyxiation(gas) and they were just driven to their targets. And the perpetrators devised it, to show the people some shocking scenes so that nobody can investigate how these buildings collapsed? Adding to that, the deliberate security failures of the security agencies endorses that some government and intelligence officials are the plotters this genocide. How can they be trusted to conduct such an important investigation when most of these officials are negligent and the rest of them are evil plotters. This investigation can lead to full scale war and millions of innocent civilians losing their lives. May I also make the point that the Arab and Iranian News agencies have 4 people as being part of the team of the suicide bombers. In fact the people they have named are actually alive and living in Jeddah and Tunisia. Husni Mubaarak, the president of Egypt, who is not an islamist and who is also a flight expert explained in an interview with CNN that the pilots could not have flown these planes at such a difficult angle with a couple of lessons of training. Now, it is shameful to witness the immaturity of some journalists who are making some comments just to agitate the people without looking for the main reason for this kind of crime. It is also shameful for the intelligence of these countries who are prepared to take their own people to civil war plus the international World War III without actually bothering to send an investigating team consisting of their intelligence and some of their engineers. Blind following America like that, subjecting their people to all this tragedy when, if, a war starts nobody will have a reason to smile till the end, everybody will be sad and the only people who will be happy are the criminals who perpetrated this evil crime on humanity. We are urging people to go and investigate not to trust America's investigations. Especially what we have heard about the black box being damaged and all this rubbish. We also urge the economists to check who will benefit financially from this disaster and the war that they aim to create. All this needs to be investigated from every point of view, financially, militarily, from the security point of view and also from the engineering point of view of the failures of buildings and collapses." I bet you never thought this could be a possibility, did you? You were too busy being led astray by the so called "overwhelming evidence" America is producing, to stop and consider the track record of this country's conspiracies and cover ups. Remember you elected your leaders to protect you and not drag you into a situation that will drain our resources that are much needed in other spheres of the community. Up till now there has not been any concrete evidence to link Osama to these attacks. How are you going to explain all the deaths that will follow due to the whims of those whom YOU have elected to serve you? It is your rights as Free Democratic People to ask for evidence before you are asked to sacrifice your life for the sake of the USA. We are appealing for all nations to do their best to save our planet from this plot which will result in further aggression, civil wars and finally global wars. And which will benefit the few ruthless plotters. ZIONISTS ARE THE ONLY BENEFICIARIES FROM THIS PLOT! ----------------------------------FACTS More and more News are just coming in, confirming the Israeli (Jewish lobby groups involvements. Arab Channels and BBC reported, At list 7 people being named as terrorists who were suicide pilots are dead In fact are now confirmed still alive, some are pilots working, 3 in Jeddah, 1 in Tunisia & 1 died two years ago. Some did never went out of Suadi. The towers owned by a Jew. It is reported that 4000 Jews did not go to work at the World Trade Center on that day, 11 September 2001. Reported Stern-Intel. It was on teletext in Swiden and in many other European countries until it was taken down. Aeronautical Experts suggest that the plane was not even hijacked, the tranponder was not even on, it was infact programmed to hit its target. Civil engineering experts suggest that, it was a pure demolition, no steel framed towers fell like the way WTC's fall. US should wake up from slavery to the Jew's, before its too late. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Asalamu aleykum... I came across this interesting topic and thought of sharing it with you....... WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR WORLD WAR III Unfortunately many people are caught up in the theory that Islamic fundamentalist ordered by public enemy No 1 OSAMA BIN LADEN carried out the attack on America last Tuesday September 2001. Supporters Of Shariah have explained and warned as much as it could, that what happened was a dirty plot against mankind in general and Muslims in particular. Sheikh Abu Hamza, who is a cleric as well as a qualified British civil engineer, explained in a live interview given to London Tonight on the 16th of September and to the BBC radio the following morning. "First let us see why Osama is free from this allegation. Osama has given allegiance to the head of Afghanistan Mullah Omar which means any thing he says or does, after his pledge of allegiance a couple of months ago, Mullah Omar will be directly responsible and his people might pay for it and this is not acceptable to Mullah Omar or the government of Taliban or even Osama who only has one place to live now. The second reason, which is a more logic reason, is actually that the Taliban including Osama Bin Ladin and his people are so engaged in war with the opposition starting by assassinating the opposition leader Massood and immediately waging a full scale war against the opposition; trying to finish with them, before winter comes when everybody has to dig in waiting for the next summer. Therefore it is obvious that the last thing they want on earth at this time is an operation of this scale on American soil in this time which will be like giving the opposition the chance of a lifetime to confront Taliban. The third reason is even more explicit because it is more technical. Bearing in mind what we have seen. The manner in which these giant structures collapsed tells a different story from what has been alleged and suggested by the plotters; it is impossible that these structures will collapse in such a manner without the aid of large amount of professionally distributed explosives and triggered simultaneously. It is a visual fact that none of these planes carried explosives; it can only be done by those in charge of the buildings. Being a civil engineer who has graduated from this country with an honours degree. I worked as chief engineer in many places, including Sand Hurst Royal Military Academy and I also made a research in the dynamics of plane frames subjected to earthquakes or explosion. All of that permits me to know how steel structures will react to shock impact and or extensive fire. We have all witnessed how the twin Towers of the World Trade Centre easily survived the impact of the collision, which is the hit of the plane inside embedded into the building. In fact, these buildings can withstand the shock of collision if many more aeroplanes were to hit it. It is as if you are trying to cut a knife( the steel structure of the buildings) with fast flowing cheese(the aluminium, the planes are made of)! This means there is no reason for the buildings to collapse due to such negligible impact. This can be endorsed by modelling and reconstruction of the case. This leaves the fire as the sole cause to be investigated. However steel structures cannot react in the manner we have seen, it was a pure DEMOLITION it was not due to the fire. Steel structures don't react like that; they don't fail like that due to fire otherwise there would be no need for demolition theories and engineering. All you would need to bring a skyscraper down according to this Hollywood scenario, is to light some petrol at the top of the building and the job is done. Steel frames will still stand even after the materials inside and the cladding outside have been burnt . Certainly, steel does not sever or crumble due to heat. It might twist or tilt and only if the centre of gravity shifts outside the building due to the twisting of the steel, it might collapse to a side. One way a building can collapse eccentricly downwards is when it has excessive and uniformly distributed compression force from the top of the structure, beyond the capacity of the joints of the steel structure. However the most practical way and the one which seems to have been deployed in this case is to damage all of the joints of the structure at one or more levels, so that the building can free fall. This type of process can only be managed by people who have free access to these high security buildings, who are demolition experts and who have the resources to carry out such an operation. This was the work of a government, because no organisation can carry out such an operation. We have seen a professional demolition by experts, to destroy the evidence and maximise the casualties. I urge the institute of civil engineers in Britain to study and simulate this building through analysis and also through modelling in their college and this will be proven very well. This takes us to the second point that this whole episode is a conspiracy against Islam and Arabs made by hidden forces or hidden people, hence the lobby, which controls the political policies of America. It is more likely that these planes were actually UN-MANNED after the death of passengers through asphyxiation(gas) and they were just driven to their targets. And the perpetrators devised it, to show the people some shocking scenes so that nobody can investigate how these buildings collapsed? Adding to that, the deliberate security failures of the security agencies endorses that some government and intelligence officials are the plotters this genocide. How can they be trusted to conduct such an important investigation when most of these officials are negligent and the rest of them are evil plotters. This investigation can lead to full scale war and millions of innocent civilians losing their lives. May I also make the point that the Arab and Iranian News agencies have 4 people as being part of the team of the suicide bombers. In fact the people they have named are actually alive and living in Jeddah and Tunisia. Husni Mubaarak, the president of Egypt, who is not an islamist and who is also a flight expert explained in an interview with CNN that the pilots could not have flown these planes at such a difficult angle with a couple of lessons of training. Now, it is shameful to witness the immaturity of some journalists who are making some comments just to agitate the people without looking for the main reason for this kind of crime. It is also shameful for the intelligence of these countries who are prepared to take their own people to civil war plus the international World War III without actually bothering to send an investigating team consisting of their intelligence and some of their engineers. Blind following America like that, subjecting their people to all this tragedy when, if, a war starts nobody will have a reason to smile till the end, everybody will be sad and the only people who will be happy are the criminals who perpetrated this evil crime on humanity. We are urging people to go and investigate not to trust America's investigations. Especially what we have heard about the black box being damaged and all this rubbish. We also urge the economists to check who will benefit financially from this disaster and the war that they aim to create. All this needs to be investigated from every point of view, financially, militarily, from the security point of view and also from the engineering point of view of the failures of buildings and collapses." I bet you never thought this could be a possibility, did you? You were too busy being led astray by the so called "overwhelming evidence" America is producing, to stop and consider the track record of this country's conspiracies and cover ups. Remember you elected your leaders to protect you and not drag you into a situation that will drain our resources that are much needed in other spheres of the community. Up till now there has not been any concrete evidence to link Osama to these attacks. How are you going to explain all the deaths that will follow due to the whims of those whom YOU have elected to serve you? It is your rights as Free Democratic People to ask for evidence before you are asked to sacrifice your life for the sake of the USA. We are appealing for all nations to do their best to save our planet from this plot which will result in further aggression, civil wars and finally global wars. And which will benefit the few ruthless plotters. ZIONISTS ARE THE ONLY BENEFICIARIES FROM THIS PLOT! ----------------------------------FACTS More and more News are just coming in, confirming the Israeli (Jewish lobby groups involvements. Arab Channels and BBC reported, At list 7 people being named as terrorists who were suicide pilots are dead In fact are now confirmed still alive, some are pilots working, 3 in Jeddah, 1 in Tunisia & 1 died two years ago. Some did never went out of Suadi. The towers owned by a Jew. It is reported that 4000 Jews did not go to work at the World Trade Center on that day, 11 September 2001. Reported Stern-Intel. It was on teletext in Swiden and in many other European countries until it was taken down. Aeronautical Experts suggest that the plane was not even hijacked, the tranponder was not even on, it was infact programmed to hit its target. Civil engineering experts suggest that, it was a pure demolition, no steel framed towers fell like the way WTC's fall. US should wake up from slavery to the Jew's, before its too late. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Damn.........I can´t stand bad breath too and dry lips,u know faruuraha qalaley o qobka kaqacay damn.... :mad: whats vaselin made for..... PS I have a feeling that the guys feel left out so... guys, feel free to add what turns u off in women

Macna male aboo....Haubixin insha allah lamoosiinka soo diiyaari ookiyaalahaada ne ha iloowin

Loooooool ajakis,haaruun iyo lefty....kix kix kix bes hee, hadda safiican aa isu kashifteen. mugoo xajiigooo haddiin arooso, maisku fiirinaayi mane ku afciliinaayi nooh...

Loooooool..kix kix kax.Walaaahi im laughing so hard that my family and friends think that I´m crazy,laughing at the computer.loooooool

Xaalomolicious, i feel ya...Somalis don´t look at me that much coz I don´t look like a somali BUT some look for the sake that i´m black too..

Can someone PLEASE help me with the lyrics of FADUMMO QAASIM:::WAAN KAA HELAA. I´ve looked for it everywhere but couldn´t find it.

Loooooooooooooooooool.Dat was of the hook sis..Damn..LOOOl..when he said "I cut,"walaahi that scared me.. :eek: :eek: :eek:

saana lakkad..tuma badilisha hii section into a swahili section..lol..But what the heck,tuendeleye tu I have a poem here: MAMANGU ULINITUPA Ulinitupa kwa pipa,nife niwe takataka. Ukakimbia kwa pupa,kisiri ukaondoka. Ikawa umenihepa,pasi hofu na mashaka. Mamangu ulinitupa nimwite nani mamangu? Umrefu umfupi,nashindwa kuyatamka. Wala sijui U wapi,mwanao nahangaika. Mie nikupate vipi,inijibu kwa hakika. Mamangu ulinitupa,nimwite nani mamangu? Katika kazi zangu fikira,sijui nilikotoka. Naelezwa na hadhara,mimi ni mkosa tabaka. Kwa jina mimi chokora,jijini na zunguka. Mamangu ulinitupa,nimwite nani mamangu? Nilijikuta jijini,kila pembe nazunguka. Mchana niko mbioni,barabarani naruka. kubwa napigiwa haoni,magari nikiepuka. Mamangu ulinitupa,nimwite nani mamangu? Vile ulivyoyawaza,uniache kwenye nyika. Heri ungenimaliza,kabisa na kunizika. Heri ningalioza nisikupe heka heka. Mamangu ulinitupa,nimwite nani mamangu? Naambiwa hujafariki,Ungaliko wazunguka. Kusini na mashariki,huchagui japo rika. Ela siku ya harikiki,mwanao nimeshachoka. Mamangu ulinitupa,nimwite nani mamangu? Kutwa ninavuta gamu,ndipo nilewe haraka. Si kwamba ninayo hamu,nakuomba hivi shika. Majina kama wazimu,naitwa hata kizuka. Mamangu ulinitupa,nimwite nani mamangu?

Loooooool...Maskiiin, sifiiican aa loo sirtay kawaran. Poor them..

wewe ni mnoma jo.Mbona unasema aujui ku rhyme kiswahili, hiyo ilikuwa ina tisha..... Endelea tu,keep up the good work.

And here are some proverbs you forgot,jamaal. Asiye funzwa na mamake hufunzwa na ulimwengua. Asiye sikiya la mkuu huvunjika guu. Mchagua jembe si mkulima. I gotta go for now...until next time.

And here are some proverbs you forgot,jamaal. Asiye funzwa na mamake hufunzwa na ulimwengua. Asiye sikiya la mkuu huvunjika guu. Mchagua jembe si mkulima. I gotta go for know...until next time.

Mbona mulikuwa mna jificha? Alaa,sikukuwa nadani muna elewa kiswahili.....

Oh my God, I thought I was the only one. But there is one thing I don´t get,how did these ppl get my email adress and if they are some people I know,why are they forwarding me this virus? :confused:

Oh my God, I thought I was the only one. But there is one thing I don´t get,how did these ppl get my email adress and if they are some people I know,why are they forwarding me this virus? :confused: