Originally posted by Caano Geel: shehehehehehehe talking about baboons buns, soomaalida soo ma shiilaan that of the sheep. Just think of it as more pink than the traditional variety oouuuccc, that was vivid! FB, fishy and u still ate it? Men are greedy gits. Especially when the 4 by 4 gets stuck and they need comforting. Wolfed that ish down, didn't ya?

^Xaaax dheh. Interesting. Ha igu odhan it tasted like chicken or it takes something away from the LR stuck in the mud story.

^ma cuntey?

Canine rather than primate. Any day. Have u seen monkey-a*se on those nature progs.? Ouucc.

You have to go to an all-girl school to get this. Although I never saw any kissing I definitely saw enough girl-for-girl infatuation to put me off women(had I been into them in the first). It's probably something that will pass. Those college girls are another matter.

^and baboons; I'd rather eat a dog than a baboon. Eek.

^I was hoping the both of you would eliminate one another and let me be. Don't push it with that talk of flesh, dude.

LoooL. I don't know whom I need protection from most.

LoL.

A female flew them there.

^have u been introduced to Alle-ubaahne? I suggest a duel. Mwahahaha.

Ouucc baad tidhi miyaaa? Uff. There are far worse things than sore throats. You drank warm, salty water? Stop at gargling with the stuff. Not surprised u threw up. Honey is very soothing. My mother used to heat up a concoction of that and lemon and spoon it into our mouths before bedtime. I didn't like honey back then but I knew the relief it would bring. Just had tea with ginger. I am on the brink of a scary flu- if those who passed it on to me are anything to go by. The earth is moving suspiciously, my head throbs and I'm hot, hot, hot. Relax. At the presentation you'll either sound sick or husky. Work it.

Alle-ubaahne is still singing the same old song. Well if it gets a laugh out of Taliban..

Val, that was quick, glad u like 'em. I love bargains. Lily's in on the game too. I should have charged a comish. Damn. When u do use the foundation, tip a little out onto a flat surface and use the brush with that as a source. No mess, no waste and no overloaded brush. You can guess how I came to that preferred technique! Kim, thanks! I will give them a go. Emperor, any tips? U're starting to feel like a bloke gate-crashing a girlie party. Make yrself useful.

^LoooL. To answer your question, poster: mid kaa fiican. You can't go wrong there.

Laba uun? Hahahehe.

Rudy, I thought u were married, bird-shooting days over, weapon put away. What gives?

Seriously, I didn't give it too much time but enough to realise I couldn't decode it. A little explanation please Raxmah. Thanks.

U're welcome, Val. Let us know how they turn out; u should have them middle of the week. Get painting. I bought some of that Caudalie stuff yesterday; it took an age to figure out what the different products were at the shop- still confused. In the end I chose(I wasn't leaving without a product) Vinopure Matte Finish Fluid as I saw no straightforward moisturiser on the shelf. There appears to be a cream on the site though.. Shakti, thank you, there's another 23 pounds on fat! Mantra, maybe it's better for the white not to show in an obvious way.

Mineral make up, the benefits: water-resistant long-wearing non-irritating hypoallergenic inert so no bacteria will grow light-weight a lil goes a long way long-lasting when worn contains titanium dioxide and zinc oxide which are anti-inflammatory and sun protectors contains no oil, no fragrance Great if u have sensitive skin like me. I love the stuff. The foundation makes me look an even-coloured version of myself when I need to make an effort and the eye shadows are off the hook. Every time I wear them they get commented upon. I invested in the eye brush and the foundation brush as the stuff is powdery and can get everywhere if you use your fingers- as I did initially(I looked like a drag queen), the colours are intense so go easy and layer to get required effect. I can't recommend mineral make up enough, I haven't had a next-day itchy eye since. Also most of the time u can just mix different colours together and create your own colour- foundation and eye shadow. A lot of the eye colours can be applied wet too for a stronger look. Use the Lily Lolo site for samples. You can only order one sample of each product but you aure as hell can get a lot of them for that kind of money. Now, will sambadhi tell me about tinited moisturisers- I thought this was white woman territory.

What! double post but it deserves to stay

What!

You can only do what you think is right now.

Those of you who mentioned tinted moisturisers spill the beans, what would u recommend?

Ya Allah, everywhere you go this.