sheherazade

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  1. Now you KNOW I don't need to. I can feel your quivers from halkan. LoL. You're a good bully victim you know. Your bravado makes me want to squish you. LooL.
  2. Val, what do you have? Repetititis? [edit]and did you have to go and edit your post? Ngonge, at least they can grow up thinking you have the ability to love albeit misdirected.
  3. Lool. I eat proper noodles, not that. I don't eat rats though I do set them loose on young ladies who eat instant noodles and think it's OK. You get a head start...baxso.
  4. ^ I have cyber fever tonight. Am just getting started. Did the Dr say butcher the English language? Or did you misread the squiggles? Bisadaa xanuunka ku qaadsiisay. Kill it. You have children.
  5. MAKE ME. I bet you'd pay sh*t loads for Marcus's dark glasses if he ebayed them. You and LG in a bidding war. Hahaha. groupie
  6. spanking ma tidhi? Gartay. Makes a change from a poke.
  7. ^please tell me you have not succumbed to the trend of saying I was sat, I am sat, she was sat. Ugh, is this what you teach the cat? The cat was sat on the mat. Sh*t.
  8. ^uff I can smell them from here. Are these the things that come with lil satches containing smelly powders?
  9. marcus seems to draw groupies or haters. Ser, who'd have thought you'd be in the former? First noodles, now this.
  10. Instant noodles with what, Ser? Sounds qarax to me.
  11. hey, if he breaks that easily she can keep him. Initiation failed. No staying power in the guy. Who wants that?
  12. Originally posted by sheherazade: ^ew, u're kidding. @ Serenity. UD, I am the most patient person I know. He can die of malnourishment while I secretly eat my hidden quickies. Hahaha. Gosh, makes me want to get hitched for the hell of.
  13. ^lol. Burned milk stinks, there must have been milk involved. I refuse to engage in smelly accidents. I will stick to salting.
  14. Originally posted by underdog: ^ what's wrong with steak for breakfast? Nothing if you're doing it yourself. I'm going to pull the can't-cook wool over some suspecting Farax's eyes too. Add salt to his shaah and sh*t.
  15. ^I've been known to move it from stove to oven but straight to oven? Genius. Must get Che to try this and let me know how it tastes.
  16. so darn bored. Can I kick your cat, Ngonge?
  17. ^bl**dy hell, marinate buu yidhi the night before. Miyaad ku quraacata? And are you married?
  18. ^erm, Sweden's waaaay colder; they weren't sunbathing in the winter. Oh yeah, while I'm at it, Santa's not real either.
  19. Originally posted by xiinfaniin: That's much improved response yaa Sheh! I can assure you these men had amble fun in bed. Perhaps it's a sign of recognition from thier generous wives to share them... The fact that you are not against it regardless of the tempting spin you put on it is still a welcome development from Sheh! Amble ma tidhi? You make this easy! LoL. What woman would give up something good as a sign of recognition to benefit some woman half her age? Do u know anything about human psychology? Anything other than delusion? Is this version of events less palatable than the one that normally paints the man as a sex hungry beast? Aww. Shucks. Amble on.
  20. ^LoL. Thug corner. Sup?
  21. ^ dude, on the contrary perhaps it's about a lack of quality sex for the women that are eager to let these men spread their seed elsewhere. 6 kids out of the way? Grand. She's through faking, through faking faking, through period. Next wifey! What a bl**dy nuisance it would be entertaining the mechanics of an act that lacks pleasure. Things to do, man, things to do.. So consider that possibility- proactive women foisting fumbling, aging husbands on some unsuspecting younger nubile girl who has no idea she is getting a man who's had lots of practise at being bad in bed. Eek. What if? Just what if for once we don't accuse the man of looking for sex but we consider that certain women let them drift off so that they are rid of them- a good night's sleep and natural contraception, at long last, free at last free at last, God Almighty she's free at last. Markaa, don't be so eager to belong to that band of men, u'll create a rep. for yourself. LoL.
  22. Originally posted by xiinfaniin: ^May be so but still i want you to comment about the proactive wives i have decribed yaa sheh! Haye, u want me to spell it out in a manner easy for you and your Y-chromosomed to understand? [comment] The sex can't be good if they're that proactive. [/comment]
  23. No, not the wives. The husbands- they go on ahead and marry anywho anyhow anyway.