^lol u're cute red.

No kissing, occasional beating. Kinky.

Originally posted by -Serenity-: I'm completely, utterly, and unashamedly in love with Obama. And I'm not sure its entirely for political reasons. anything to do with the tirade of self-opinionated bile?

^I know. Thought he peaked in 05.

^needs to be written by a woman. Anaa buug qori. LoL.

Allah dhabarka.

^the bike'll miss those legs, got to think of her. NG, why edit tirades of self-opinionated bile? It's best read raw. More amusement that way.

Talk about throwing toys out of the pram. Tantrums should always be dealt with in the same way- ignored. Tell your friend to take advantage of the bed space; isaguna he can come back when her hair has grown back if she hasn't outgrown him by then.

^u're trying to make it civilised eh? LooL. Khaakhi waa khaakh.

Lily, check out the other post. Zafir, ninka daa. Lol.

^hooga, I'd be tempted to get the chopping board out and chop finely. I'm not sure it'd ever be my drug of choice. Too much work.

^and here I was thinking the best I could do tonight was brush fingers with a spotty teenager delivering me 5 bunches of the green stuff.

D, walee, and how much do you have to order before the delivery is free? 5 bunches?

^Loool. The cutest thing. U know I read somewhere today that if you have a sweet nothing(and the above qualifies quite literally) to whisper into someone's ear, you should aim for the left ear as this will register better in the right side of the brain which deals more with the emotional nuances of sweet nothings. And THAT is the longest sentence I have ever written. EVER.

^maybe he has a fetish for the khaakh-khuukh. LoL.

iyo ulcers iyo constipation iyo waxyaabo aan la sheegi karin. I would have to be injecting heroin to be desperate enough to go there. Doesn't anyone do home delivery? Somalis are not enterprising enough methinks. Tut.

^LooooL.

palaces? LoL. Where they tiri xidigo. Very appropriate.

Originally posted by Isseh: ^you still can you know...get down tonight . Oh it would be a sight, aint it? Adoo ku guraya, khaakh, khuukh, tuf, hhmmhuu, waa sidaa... telling yourself a story and replying waayhay, gartay, to yourself Where does a girl like me find a dealer then?

^now, now, name-calling. If I were a chewer, I'd chow down tonight.

^labaduba murqaankey ka helaan

don't want to go to bed.

Originally posted by LayZie G.: Zafir, eedo, why are you one sided? Why don't you question the anti marcas group. Sheh, ayeeyo, a groupie? ARe you kidding me? I think you should focus on moderating that dry section they call the women's corner, dabo dhilifnimo doesn't suit you ayeeyo. Ngonge, :eek: :eek: :eek: LoL. Can't moderate dryness. The juice is here, keep drooling over MS. At this rate you might end up in one of his vids. He could wear the shades, you could bust a niqab. Self-opinionated bileka isku darsada. wiil iyo bile, will iyo bile.

this will wipe away a few more smirks:

Waan daaley to be honest; haven't posted this much in yonks and it's worn me out so I'll follow you out; don't look back. one for the road: Marcus and Serenity kissing on a camel