and apples adams! LoL.

^apples adam? Where do they hide those? LoL.

^hm, freaked out for a second, thought I had confessed to visiting a less salubrious establishment. Ehem, only for a moment though. Here it is Belgo in Covent Garden. Tentacles in first. Crunch, crunch. I do miss them. A plate overflowing with octopus and squid...

I saw a cash cow. I got accused of being a man the other day. I said something about it being nice to buy something for a man. I got this look. What do you mean YOU buy a man something?! You're such a bloke. It's meant to be the other way around! Eye roll galore. Must have been sick the day the Milk 'em, bleed 'em nurse came round inoculating girls.

^I think I know the restaurant you mean. The one where you are hoisted up in a cage? Grilled sqiud is delish. Dipped in garlic sauce; the tentacles are something else .

visible veins deserve needling.

P.P.S: she done good. LoL.

^LoL. Yes, am doing some work but need to dilute it with SOL entertainment. P.S for an ex-narcissist you're quite generous. Thanks.

^more than the other Asians, he means.

Originally posted by underdog: LOL, You hijacked this thread like a buncha Palestinians from the 80s. Maxaa cusub aa? 2008 dadkii waakala baxeen: 1) Niman waxaa soo baxay oo manicure iyo pedicure inta barteen, ee waxay kudareen Facial iyo waxing. Kuwaas Gabdhahaa sheekada kuhormaro..."Haye farxaan, manta waa nuure" markaas oo Farxaanki kujawaabay "Tee hee hee". Waa aragtay aan umeleena kuwaas. 2)Markaas, atiriishoyin waxaa soo baxay, warka kulul jacel..."Na Yur!" hadaad dhahdid, inta soo dhowaato ee "Abowe, maxaa dhacay?" kuleedahay... "KIR" hadaad dhahdid naa sheekada waa "signed, sealed and delivered". There's a few other categories laakin, its for another time. Right about now's another time

Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^ We should start that business together. I can be the sleeping partner. What say you, neighbour? What good is a sleeping partner in any scenario? No, thanks. I find the whole wedding thing hedonistic. Besides I could organise to the nth degree and then the Somali guests would show up(late) and kucf it up. No fun.

gosh I'd hate to be a man, the women can be vultures.

Originally posted by ThePoint: ^Hijackers state-the-obvious-er. LoL.

Can I say ouucc at that word? Doesn't it have vowels? Anywho, if you don't appreciate being on the cover, you can go somewhere else. Mwa. ha. ha.

^hooga. Waxba ima dhaafin hadaba. LoL. More next time for sure. Marc won't mind.

^no one sadly, I could do with a verbal spar. So what's in, if not grunting? I could be missing all the signals. nice thread-jack

hyperventilationkaas oo dhan hagey kaa dhaaftay? Tut. Grunt at her for goodness sake. It's the least you can do.

^nothing, She's flirting. Get with it.

Originally posted by Isseh: ^^Yeah, I see you and Cara are doing an all round adverts campaign here; what happened? Lost contributors or a chunck of the readers? ;P That happens when you make a feminazi a consultant of home-affairs .... You're the one looking for publicity. I'm sure you'll photograph well for the campaign. Meet the face of Whipped- Isseh. I see one of you tied to the kitchen sink by your beard. LoL.

^it's the way you don't say it. Faarax, who said I was being sincere?

naag-naagteed.

^ u must have been forced. A narcissist would never give that up willingly.

I know! He forgot the LOL-ers.

Originally posted by cynical lady: getting down on one knees my mind can't help but be befuddled by that. He should be on TV, channel 4, 10pm on a Friday night, share him with the rest of us, please.

^she is. I should know, I am the editor. Isseh, whatthefo. If you wanted to be on the cover, all you had to do was beg, dude.