sheherazade

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  1. ^dude, get creative and start a side-business teaching reading and writing or are they uninterested?
  2. ^well, you could always close the door. Behind you. Historically women in the Somali community have been less educated so it's not like the men had much of a choice really. Were they choosing to go that way or were statistics against them? Now the shoe's on the other foot but the women want the men to catch up- education brings advantages in societys that are set up that way- if the woman becomes the main breadwinner(by virtue of her education) and the baby-carrier you will have an inbalance. Instinct says NEXT! P.S: it's not educated women some men can't handle, it's smart women.
  3. Fantasy Island. LOL. It seems 'others' smell- don't WE for goodness sake? Fresh uunsi is one thing but the following day on the 188 you SMELL to the other travellers. PERIOD. I know cause I smell Somalis before I see them sometimes. Usually their qayloo assaults you before their smell. I don't see the problem with marrying a white man. It's man, it's man, it's a man. I would teach him af Soomaali so he'd understand me when I get REALLY mad, cause I tend to rant in Somali quite well. First lesson: me: whatever I suggest say, 'haye' in response, OK, love? him: haye. me: fariid.
  4. Originally posted by Femme Fatale: Why don't you tell that to your face? lol. nicely done.
  5. LoL. You also said crack. Naga ka la daa.
  6. Originally posted by Femme Fatale: Trend: Pretty Babies “Nope,” she says. “There’s not. Doesn’t matter. That’s when the mothers are starting them these days.” Ugh. Emperor's New Clothes.
  7. nigga slave? What's that in LA, Rudy?
  8. ^ u sooo want that to be so, huh? I can sense your little boy enthusiasm. I think they wear a macawiis and nada else.
  9. so pole dancing is hookish and niikis is notish?
  10. ^ Tell him honking with such intensity and frequency lowers the sperm count in men. You were reading it somewhere the other day and miskin he came to mind and u JUST had to say something. Dib danbe ha laga maqlo HOOOONNNNNKKKK! He'll be wiping his nose like a dainty Victorian woman.
  11. ^mas u sii diyaari, wait at the airport and put it around his neck a la Hawaii. His screams will crumble buurta Shiikh. Hahaha.
  12. So when he honks, does anything actually come out? Sorry to be so explicit but I have a friend with a huge sinus problemo and she normally leaves a room to do that sort of thing, ocassionally she does it when it's just me and her. I have yet to develop an immunity to it; it curdles my brain. It's not so much a honk; with her you know there's fluid involved. An op. could help but she won't do it. Maybe it's just a habit. There's only one way to find out. Take a peak into the discarded tissues. LoL.
  13. ^I find anything that involves creating upper body strength an attraction cause I have the strength of a chihuahua. Look at this
  14. ^bartering is where it's at. Old, oooolldddd school. Hehe.
  15. U have forgotten, haven't you? About the rain I mean. Hehe. Are you and Cadaan going to be here at the same time? Me too, good night. Dhabarkaa i jabey. Bring on Pilates tomorrow, last time I heard noises coming from my spine I ain't never heard before.
  16. Oi, North the girl is doing you a favour, shisha indoors is a no-no remember. That she won't be there is a favour too. Mwahaha. Ngonge, it's on the opposite side of the road to Sherlock Holmes hotel. That's all I can remember. I just followed.
  17. North, the girl who took me told me the guy we were meeting was Shica and that he said it was a Shica hang-out. What do I know? They were middle-aged, Arab, card playing, talking about shurta. I was happy eavesdropping. Except for the shisha which I can't handle. It was unashamed, that place. Ngonge is hyperventilating at the thought..
  18. ^LOL, let me see if I can dig up a map. I was expecting Shicas from the sub-continent(that's whom we were meeting) so I was surprised to hear the Arabs. Lebanese..
  19. ahaaaa! U have got to invite me- so long as there's no shisha involved. I got taken to a den the other day- underground, smokey- apparently it's a Shica joint. Bare bone furnishings, cobwebs and lots of men talking about the police in Arabic. I slurped mint tea trying to listen to the conversation around MY table but the men playing cards had far better tales to tell. It was like out of a book. I'll give you directions. LoL. [edit]I was talking to Ibs but you'll do too North since u're offering[/edit]
  20. isn't Baker street another hot spot? You sure sounded addicted North. I think I was logged on for so long, lovingly working away- in a zone-that it had enough and logged me out without my knowing. I think. I have not heard back from them but it'll be something along those lines I'm sure.
  21. Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^^ I hate going to games. The idiotic fans are a distraction. ps Sheh, cheer up darling. A hug from Mickey Jay? You DO know how to freak a woman out. I am quite cheered up. Had a productive day despite the loss. Oh, well it'll be quicker when I repeat it.
  22. win is win is what I was thinking. What's health got to do with it?
  23. ^u're not selling it if she's not buying into it. No one can help you. Make it worth her while or 4gtabtit.
  24. ^heha, so does Serenity, dear.