LoL. Is that it? You want a one to one with the dude- have you read the article iyo wuxu ku shaqeysto I said I couldn't marry an older man, but he said it was directly an order from God," she says. Indeed, he claims the Prophet Muhammad speaks to him personally and gives detailed descriptions of his experiences. dude's got hadith nobody else does, bal nooga so waran when you've been round to see him. Come back safe.

^hehehehe. LoL.

God and the Prophet talk to him. Muxuu warayskaaga ku falaya? Maxaad adigu waxaaso kale kala sheekeysan laheed? Muxuu soo kordhiyey other than shirk? Tell me.

baqeysa miyaa?

Faaraxs hala dhufaano sounds like it belongs on a placard.

Ducaysane weydiiya.

LOL. Hasn't this been posted before or is it another asaasaq(that's the exact word I was thinking, Blessed) after publicity? Recipe for those interested: i. Xoogaa Viagra(assuming there is any sex considering 2. below) 2. with a dash of fal. and an Spam email to a BBC journalist somewhere.... My name is Mohammed Bello Abubakari and I am the Chief Bullsh*tter of my village in Nigeria where my people have elevated me to the status of Prophethood. I am writing to you to pull the wool over your eyes too.. b*llocks...cr*p..for delusional men everywhere to fantasise over.. I'm hung like a Nigerian donkey; the girls just can't get enough; God made me do it; I make their pain go away; I even married one of my daughters's daughter's daugther's son..woops. Please warn your readers against following in my own footsteps. more Bullsh*t..khaaaaakh..nonsense..drivel and xaaar Don't follow my example. I am chosen. Yours graciously Mohammed Bello Abubakar(or Bello to those who know me well)

^here's a good business idea- flogging balls to Somali men.

Originally posted by Ms DD: quote:Originally posted by sheherazade: ^is that the second one in his series of books? I've been told it's a lot of the first book repeated. I have read the next one along. Always wanted to strike off on my own; by end of year I hope to be free of bosses. DD, you want to start a Somali women in business thing? Or join me on networking events? Don't know what you're up to but we could buddy up and support one another if nothing else. I am harmless. LoL. Of course you are harmless hon. I will totally ignore the scars/bruises of some SOL blokes have been nursing for the past few years I will open a thread in the business section right away..we need to network. it's been a couple of years since I've manhandled anyone here . I don't do arguing anymore. Mud sticks. Not that I care, let them lick their wounds whilst I get rich. Will go look for your topic.

^is that the second one in his series of books? I've been told it's a lot of the first book repeated. I have read the next one along. Always wanted to strike off on my own; by end of year I hope to be free of bosses. DD, you want to start a Somali women in business thing? Or join me on networking events? Don't know what you're up to but we could buddy up and support one another if nothing else. I am harmless. LoL.

the guy doesn't need any more than what's already running through his mind.

^only the ones you forwarded him.

^waligaa, avator ha dooran. It would be too graphic for the forum.

one day, huh. It's a common dream. Who says you have to be stifled for years to do the above?

DD, I doubt it will appeal to Ngonge. Fahiye, make a change sooner rather than later.

^never mind; it'll turn into double entendres & all manner of carry ons with you.

knackered.

^next he'll be mistaking you for the one that got away.

Originally posted by STOIC: I learned that there is never has been, and never will be a great leader lacking the sex energy. It is the creative energy of all genius. Now before you misunderstand me let me say that the mere possession of this energy will not make you genius. I learned that you must transform this energy into some other form of desire and action. I learned that Napolean Bonarparte when inspired by his first wife Josephine he was irresistible and invincible. I learned that when his “better judgment” prompted him to put Josephine aside his judgment impaired and his defeat was not far think & grow rich?

^congratulations. so tired, can barely wait for salah.

^ceeb caleyki! hahaha.

if you weren't there, your altar ego was. Do you split, dude? shiver

LoL. Sitting in her kitchen.

nothing; I meant the gobbledygook. What are u talking about?!

CL, they're in his mouth, don't worry.