sheherazade

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  1. ^am considering whether I should take a bus & do some shopping(necessary shopping not frivolous) but the prospect of a 10 minute walk each way is putting me off- which tells me I really ought to go now and get back to the gym this weekend. This is body is not a temple, not even a teepee/tipi(oh who gives-a).
  2. both. First the massage and wrap in chocolate-based products, then a hot chocolate drink. Lily, sure, Blessed can help too if I'm not around to ask.
  3. ^who? don't answer, don't answer!
  4. Ugh at girl-on-girl tune. Blessed, it was divine, honestly. Got to plan ahead for it & make the effort; was worth it.
  5. Akhas, there's a song about kissing a girl playing: kissed a girl and I liked it The taste of her cherry chap stick I kissed a girl just to try it I hope my boyfriend don't mind it It felt so wrong It felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight I kissed a girl and I liked it I liked it OOOOUUUUCC. Get it out of my head!
  6. Originally posted by +Faheema: ^Check your pm Ibti, lol I take no blame...just credit cheers, check yours.
  7. ^only one thing I miss there is that massage and chocolate wrap I had. I would have handed over my soul and not known, I was that relaxed and zoned out after that. I could so do with one now. Dhabarka!!
  8. Originally posted by +Faheema: Ibti, Was that you I saw walking down the street buying milix I saw a woman at the bus stop with a mobile tucked into her hijab the other day. I did a double take. The blue-tooth users in the restaurant should be pricked with a fork- base of the nail of their right forefinger ideally. Xaragadaaso kale, xanuun waa iney la haato. :rolleyes:
  9. ^yaaney ku waalin. She got herself into the X-rated pit and wants to turn the tables on me.
  10. Faheema, where do you go? PM me if your prefer. I have searched every week for the last few weeks for a spa & can't seem to settle on one. I defo need a trip soon. Ibts, qasil is like soap it washes dirt away and if you use soap/shower gel on the rest of your skin, don't you think your face needs some cleansing too? The kitchen's the best place for your face products- cucumber, honey, milk, yoghurt, sugar, lemon, olive oil, black seed oil or ground, oats, strawberries..
  11. LoL XX DVD, what's that? X-rated? I was referring to the nikaax not the honeymoon. Must you lower the tone and take my place?
  12. ^LoL. Voyeurism would ruin it for me. Ibts would love it though hehe.
  13. Ibts, wedding aa? No, not my scene. I plan to elope to Guatemala or somewhere the tribe can't find on the map. You can't come. Two indigenous people will be witnesses. Belize maybe, there's bound to be a muslim to marry us off there. Lily, you can't avoid her forever; it will make it seem worse than it is when you finally have to deal with her again.
  14. huh? Oh, nothing to do with above. Quit and then abuse. or better, which I did this year: tell her exactly what you think of her- no abuse- then let her stew for weeks, then leave. She couldn't complain as I hadn't said anything abusive and it was a one to one conversation. She was flustered & nauseatingly tried to be pal-y with me after that. I had something in writing she couldn't defend. She became pale and drawn and people would ask what was wrong with her. Just wait and a moment will come. :cool:
  15. to refuse, misuse and abuse till death do us part.
  16. ^try it. Age has nothing to do with it. How do you keep your face clean & moisturised?
  17. do I look like a pimp? Naa, do your own dirty work. I am logging off; u have energy levels laga yaabo mashaallzh. Maxaad cunta? Are you rigged up to a generator? lol
  18. ^suspicion, tut. Waxba ma qabaan; not adventurous enough for me. If you're worth the wait, they'll wait. Tied down for what?
  19. ^I trained them well. They shall wait patiently whilst the month passes by. After that, waan kugu soo deynaya. Mwahaha.
  20. your loss. Afraid you won't be able to handle it? LoL.
  21. what payment system? I'm doing 'em a favour. Giving them something to do- YOU. Come on.
  22. mid wax ka badan ma handlegareen karo. Bit old school like that. I can send one of the hangers-n your way if you like. Too many hands spoil the treat. BRB baby, hold that thought.
  23. get a super duper facial that reaches the parts other facials won't, then treat your face gently cleansing and using masks. no comment on qasil, not a user; huruudna sheekadeeda ilow. I'd feel like a Tamil bride.
  24. ^massage; they make good massage slaves. Sitting too long in front of a screen. Not easy being a goddess, I tell ya. You should know.(flirt alert)