oh, Ibts, don't be so sure. Once upon a time, odey baa sidaas oo kale conversation i la galey. His conversation became sexual. I just blinked and made help-me faces at another Somali man who happened to be there to witness my embarrassment. He himself was cringing & when he got off the bus he threw me a last good luck look. Age ain't nothing but a number. Expect anything. I got off the bus feeling sick. Ha ka gurin odeyaasha, they will put you off sex. LooL. You've got 4 years left.

Ngonge, you've kissed it often enough; u should know. Faheema, hope you feel better. I listened to some Quran now to start me off nicely and chose surah Rahman. It just made me want to go somewhere and see something beautiful! Blooming conference calls back to back. Uff.

Originally posted by Norf 1: LoL@Sheh Such patriotism! I bet you wouldn't sell your jagooyin in Berbera though I wouldn't. I wouldn't live in it either if it faces that. Some patriotic so-and-so would do so I'd rent it out.

^habaarka naga daa dhulku kula gariirye.

a likeness of you my ar*se. What's up with u then? And Faheema? Autumn blues?

^ma aragtey? Morning. Need a holiday. It's all a load of blah.

^they didn't notice. I think it looks sh*t actually. Is it all like that in Berbera? lol. Would only catch me there in Johnny's imagination.

morning folks..

10:30 and waan daaley already. Mid baan feedhi raba. Iga qabta. :eek:

Originally posted by ThePoint: ^So you, presumably, balance the lazy-arses and low IQ-ers - the best of both worlds. Macawiis time here. I have to work for a few hours today just cause I was holding hands and covering for others who took untimely time off on Friday. The plan today was to re-do CV and apply for jobs abroad. Going to be in this chair most of the day. :mad:

naga daa deeeeeeeeeeee. Ugh.

^I'll consider myself invited.

O>O>O>U>U>U>C>C>C.

looks lovely. Can I buy land there, J? Ii soo baayic, I have to get over the paranoia first. I went round and round Sheikh when I was a child and I was convinced we would drop off the edge and die. Didn't help that the adults were pointing to vehicles that had fallen off edges.

I would have thought everyone would have experienced this at some point. I had it a couple of times as a child and never since. Trick is not to fight it; it passes.

Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^ It's a male free zone I know, and I would never usually break that rule, but I'm not going to stand by and watch you trying to set up my dumaashi with some Dubai nobody, ayeeyo. Ka joog ban ku edhi. Hoy ka joog (remembers Sheh's earlier gift and laughs hysterically). Damn u, maxaad ii xasuusisey? Got a face mask on and it just cracked. And it's cracking some more.. LoooL. Mask crumbs on skirt. Sheesh. Yo, Blessed(mwah). I aim to see you wearing one od DD's abayas. Ibts, what's to imagine? I'm an Emiratiya, you know. I grew up there. I'll send you some tax-free dosh when I get there. I'm sure I'll have some spare money to share.

I'm drained. Lazy-arses to the left, low IQ-ers to the right. here I am stuck in the middle of work. Enough already. It's dirac time. have a good one.

^ LoooL. Still wiping tears away. It's going in my favourites. Sorry Ibts, it won't mean anything without the context he and I share. Ya Allah, I have a conference call in 15 mins and can't stop giggling.

Originally posted by Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar: quote:Originally posted by AYOUB: Do Somalis (long fingers and skinny legs variety) have albinos? Come to think of it, I hadn't seen faradheer albino ah. I am talking about maryooleey, of course. But yes, I had seen some albinos oo Soomaali ah, but they weren't faradheer. I am afraid to ask but, what are you making a distinction between? Difference between faradheer & maryooleey? Don't get it.

^check. Sorry I was busy watching and crying. LooooL.

^you won't get it. He will. Xaguu ka dhacey?

Ngongeow, over-timeka maxaa lagaa siin. I was going to send you a link yesterday that you make u pee in your pants but u disappeared. Shall I PM it now if I can find it? Have to wear a blooming dirac the night the weather turns, blast.

Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^ It's a bad habit they all have. Like a written striptease. Now you see it, now wakaki nani dada wii wii because nataka bataka close to the raka and wenday linday lakini kereba now you don't. made me laugh. BTW, how do you deal with people who appear 'st*p*d' in real life? At work and whom you have to deal with regularly(other than the cat I mean).

^shame about the choco wrap. You gotta tell me about this shop of yours. How are you gonna get rich keeping it to yourself? Don't even wear abayas but am thinking of moving to Dubai(blame Norf) and it's got me in a certain frame of mind.

^I can't work any more so am killing time here. Waxba iga tari maayaan. Waa rag. Blah Lambeth, am sure you must do interpreting where you are. Go on. You'll go up a grade if you do.