I think RBS owns Natwest, dear.

^Lambeth has good apprentice schemes for tea boys. LoL. It wasn't sutainable long haul. Barclays opting out of the handout makes me think they'll fall on their face soon. I bank with them but I'm still hoping they do. LoL.

morning. Yawn. Do I have to work today? A repeat of yesterday's caajis. Only a second cup of tea will do. So who banks with whom? Only Barclays remains untouched by nationalisation. :eek:

^am considering UAE and Qatar so far; don't know much about Bahrain. Thanks, Norf, just spoke to my dad, he'll be in your neck of the woods tomorrow. Cid ma hadhin.

^LooL. I know where THAT came from. I musta done. They teach good grammar though, the Indians. Karama miskiina has been left behind. Waan naxey markaan arkay. :eek: The fake handbags were all that were going for it. Am applying right this second for a job that appears to have been made for me.

^inaad i waashaan ka baqa.

^no solution for the gym problem then? I think the Kuwaitis abandoned us a while ago.

^lol. Your meeting sounds like a remedy to my caajis. I don't want to sleep. I did that in my youth. Waste of life. Falaas dhan? LoL. Ok I had a second cup of tea and listened to some Quran and managed to send 2 emails so I've made progress. Feel better already. The next bit's a killer- going to the gym. After months of inactivity. Is Kuwait worth relocating to? Does anyone know...

is it for Somalis? Headache wa nus. Good you're here; I know you will have suitable advice: Sunday caajis. What to do about it? Have a ton of things to do but can't seem to.. don't say koob caano ah.

Originally posted by Norf 1: ^Cordoba? Ng, Sheh's extra cash baan eeganaya. I will use the services of a few Omanis to get the cash hehehehe I'm off to show an SOLer around,,,,, convince this SOLer to move there, pls. I will pay you without the involvement of a single Omani. I have a vested interest.

^ida arad' Allah. When I commit to a main goal, I align other goals with it. So if I move I'll travel around Arabia then. So for now, Europe I suppose. Though not tempted.

Originally posted by Ducaysane: To make long story short, Love waa kacsi wadnaha gaaray. and Originally posted by Pucca: please dont eat candy or stuff yourself with food, comfort eating is not healthy. No man is worth getting fat over...seriously. fkn hilarious. The 2 extremes of the gender psyches.

^LOL. I am the opposite to N. I used to look like a student(but not smell, never that ). Then went through an excessive shopping phase. Now I buy fewer better quality pieces which will compliment one another so I can mix n match. Colour suits my current life mental stage. I lived in black for years. Can't hack it any more. Having said all that, I actually smell right now and need to wash and pray duhr. Burnt toast. In hair, sweater and eye balls. Ugh.

^we'll throw him a party when we get there. :cool: Ibts, where's Ibts?? Not going to Syria as I can do that once I move to Arabia, where shall I go instead?

I've been whizzing around for the last hour and think it was Joslin Rowe but am not sure: http://www.joslinrowe.com. GJ, yes it has. If not somewhere else, LoL. Val keep me posted.

^u off to Australia? Came across a recruitment agency actively looking for UK people.

Originally posted by Johnny B: msDD, its 'alhamdulilah' for you, hallelujah kute. And yes i fasted, but for the wrong reasons, namely to impress Mama Sheh appealing to her 'ukhti' sentiments. don't know which is worse, mama or ukhti. :eek:

DD, for real? I have decided to as well. Sent off CV last night. Got one rejection already. I like the efficiency LoL. Lambeth, haha gotchya.

LoL, Lambeth. Carfeul what you wish; just might not get it. Johhny, I was talking to Lambeth re Icelandic banks but sounds like the kind of thing u'd do too.

am still here Lambeth. Did Lambeth council have any money in an Icelandic bank? Hellllo ladies. JB, the gambling will undo all the fasting. Tut.

^shaqo-la'aantu dhabar xanuun bey keenta.

Originally posted by -Serenity-: Everyone is going to Dubai these days. Sheh, here is a piece of advice, don't insult/mess with the airport staff - even if they accuse you of having a fake UK passport, when it clearly isn't. My sister's friends got questioned and accused and they ended up calling an immigration officer an 'axmaq' and as a result ended up detained. Then an uncle bailed them out. When they were returning, they detained them at the airport again, and this time they said there was a court case against them and they couldnt leave the country. So they ended up waiting a whole month to get a court date and then got fined 3grand!! Hm, not good. I won't mess with locals full stop. No sense of humour. Af Somaali baa lagu caaya. Just got be sure the word doesn't have its roots in Arabic.

bas khalaas. Waan daaley. Fruitful day. Dubai here I come.

^I'm done with it. Going to send off! Easier than expected. Do I mention schooling in Dubai or will that work against me? Hm.

I change jobs often so it's a struggle to keep this thing to 2 pages and keep me from looking schizo. I haven't attempted redoing CV until tonight. Been researching the market in the last couple of weeks. Speaking of being diplo with the truth- people who see my CV say I am underselling myself. I've learned this means I'm not lying enough.